 Here today to discuss something very important. Some might say it's the most important decision Shatter Squad will ever make. Shatter Squad needs a pet. Guys. We're not voting. I could build a little dog house for it, teach it to Fetch. Yes, Axel, exactly. He could be a basketball star. We could name him Scout. He would have one brown eye and one green eye. Yeah, okay. We're getting a little too specific now, okay. I vote Cat. Hi. They have knives for hands. And their purse lower your blood pressure. That's three votes for Cat. No, no, no. You don't each get a vote. Why not? Because you're the same person. Excuse me. We're getting a dog. We're not getting a dog. Or? Or a Cat. We tried this before and it ended poorly. Remember? We agree not to talk about Mr. Bubbles. You know that's a very sensitive topic for Tiny. I went on vacation for one week. One? We tried my best. It was a very tasteful barrier. Oh no. Not a single toilet involved. The disrespect. This is exactly what I mean. You're not responsible enough to have a pet. You can't even take care of your weapons. Excuse me? I fed and watered my weapon every day this week. West, we can do this. We miss our lives every day. I'm sure we can handle this. You want a pet? This is your new pet. Enjoy. End of discussion. Can't even get them to unload the dishwasher properly. They're going to clean out a litter box. I didn't even get to the slide about the outfits. We were going to have matching hats. I'm sorry, guys. Maybe next time. You know West. He'll come around eventually. We'll try again. We just have to re-strategize. Maybe we just have to find some cute pictures of dogs and just leave them around. Or something, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sure that'll convince him. Whoa, you have a what? How? Hang on. Does West know? Of course not. I found it's best not to ask for permission. Right. Ask for forgiveness, not permission. Oh, I definitely don't ask for that either. We just met, but I already love you. Good luck with all that. That's it. We're getting a dog, right? Just you wait. Was a kitten wearing suspenders really so much to ask? Dang. Thank you for checking out this episode of Red vs. Blue. If you enjoyed watching, be sure to check out the entire series over at Rooster Teeth. Danielle, let me see what you have. A knife! No!