 We're back, baby. Mike says I've been sitting in a chair in my studio recording a video to what is going to be an insane 12 episode series. You think you know Wheel of 2K because maybe you watched it last year the year before that. You don't. This is completely new. Let me get some stuff out of the way first. Number one, I was in Hawaii for like two months and then I spent like three weeks in limbo. Basically just trying to move everything here which is my house in Michigan. And if you're wondering what all this is, this is one corner of that Wheel of Mutt studio. I'm not going to show you everything yet. I want to give you a full house tour. This is basically my makeshift studio until this whole place gets finished. It's not done yet. But that is not why we are here today. We're here today for Wheel of 2K. So I welcome you to the revamped next generation 2K21 Wheel of shit. I didn't say that right. Regardless, I hope you're excited for daily uploads of this series. The next 14 days will be fully consumed by Wheel of 2K. Here is the plan. Each league is a 12 game series. Now the way this differs from what you've seen in the past is we are playing for a record. Depending on my record at these 12 games, I will have one incredibly shitty challenge to complete for you guys. And they go as follows. If in my 12 games, I go 0 and 12. I don't know how the hell that would happen. But you guys can choose a permanent tattoo that will be on my body for literally the rest of my life. If I go one in 11, I will live stream FaceTime all of my access. Yeah, there's a lot of them. I get it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don't plan on not having it either. If I got two in 10, I will get a haircut of your choice. I guarantee you guys would choose to make me bald. If I go three in nine, now we're kind of getting into the realistic realm. I have not played an ounce of 2K in about a year now. I will do a 24 hour live stream. Now if I go four and eight, I will get a henna tattoo of your choice. Henna tattoos stay around for like a week or two. So if you guys put like a giant cock and balls on my arm, it would go away. But for two weeks, I'd have to explain to everyone I saw in every single video is a giant cock and balls on my arm. So yeah. If I go five and seven, I will learn, record, and post five different TikTok dances. Honestly, I don't know why I made that for five and seven. That should have been 0 and 12. I didn't think this through. That's like probably the most likely record I will have. Yikes. If I go six and six, I'll do the 1,000 pushup stream. I've talked about this before. I can't end the live stream until I've completed 1,000 pushups. I have no idea how hard that is. It could take me 12 hours. It could take me an hour. I have no idea. If I go seven and five, I will recite a video essay. So you guys will all agree a full essay. You guys can write it up and I have to read it word for word and then post it. Whether that's a TikTok or a YouTube intro, I don't know. If I go eight and four, you guys can write up a tweet and I have to tweet it off of my Papa Meeg's Twitter. If I go nine and three, I am safe. Everything past nine and three, I am safe. I should be rewarded if I play that well. I don't really expect to. If I go nine and three, you have to write a paragraph on how handsome I am and you had to put it in the comments of that video. If I go 10 and two, you do the same thing but you praise me for having a fat cock, which you kind of do anyway. So whatever. I'm already safe. I don't care. 11 and one, you have to cop my next merch drop. I don't even know what it's going to be yet. I will drop one like four months from now. I'm not going to go 11 and one. So it doesn't really matter. If I go 12 and all though, I'm having sex with your mom. I don't care how it happens. Send me her deeds. Give me the phone number. Give me her Instagram. I don't care. I'm having sex with your mom. If I haven't already. Actually, no, I'll have sex for anyway, even if I already have. Doesn't matter. No, no, no. These are the rules and don't worry. I'm going to Photoshop. I'll make it a whole graphic for this and I'll play it every single episode. So you guys don't forget and I'll make sure as we're going, I realize what's attainable and what's not. So after today, one of these things is already going to get knocked off. If I win, I won't be getting a permanent tattoo. If I lose, I won't be having sex with your mom. Although, all right, I'm done. On the bad side of the way, we got to get into the rules of actual wheel of 2K. I'll keep this quick. This will be the longest episode for sure because I got to go through all this stuff. Here is my lineup right now. Now I know you're looking at this. You're going to pop with me. Is your lineup supposed to start out super dog shit? Yes, but I called Denver. You guys probably remember Denver. He's my go-to editor. He makes awesome 2K videos and I asked him about the current state of 2K. He was like, bro, everybody has a 99 God squad. You will get shit on. A base team would be about a 91-92 overall. So I took this advice. I think my team is, yeah, a 92 overall right now. So to improve this team, I'm going to take one spin on a wheel before each game and that wheel is just to hell. We're guaranteed to get something really, really good. So right now it's Damiel Lillard, D-Wade, Yannis, Anthony Davis and Mo Bamba. I like that starting lineup I picked it. It's cute. And then on the bench, you just got some amethyst. So I'm not going to go nine and three with this team, but as we go here, hopefully I can keep upgrading the squad and getting better players. If I win the game, I keep the player I added. If I lose, I do not keep the player. We will not be doing a challenge wheel. All I'm worried about is the record of my four fits, but we will be doing a rage quit wheel. So if I can somehow get somebody to rage quit, we'll get an additional spin on a different wheel. So the way this is going to post is starting today for the next six days, we'll be the first six episodes. Then we're going to have an intermission, a little halftime. We'll post a wheel of mud, and then the last six episodes. Without further ado, let's get our first wheel spin in the books. This is the wheel of 2K. Oh yeah, I brought out the Motor City, Blake Griffin, Jersey, despite the fact that he completely finessed the entire Pistons franchise. I'm tired of suffering. Boys, this wheel is juiced. Hopefully we can get a dark matter player on the squad right now. Galaxy Oblejack, I'll take that. Ooh, we're definitely, definitely getting a dark matter. If you've ever explained it to me a little bit, I, like I said, I haven't played 2K in a year. Galaxy Opals are no longer the best. Dark Matter is the best now. So we have a team wheel jackpot. So I can take any single NBA player, but they must come from the team we land on here. So we get one player, but they must come from the Grizzlies, Jammeram. I have no idea if he has a very good card in this game. I have to assume he does Memphis Grizzlies. See, that's my problem is I don't know any of the 2K players either. I don't know the cheese. I don't know what's good. I don't know what's bad. We're about to learn so dark matter. There's got to be a Jammeram, yes. That's exactly what I want. I don't want anybody else wrote 99 overall dark matter Jammeram. I cannot wait to use this. Let's go. All right, we got to win our first episode for sure then. We just got a dark matter right out the bat. I got Mavericks Unison, Mavericks Court. Those of you who don't know, I'm technically a Detroit Pistons fan, but I'm a big time Dallas Mavericks bandwagon because of Derek Novitski. So keep that in mind as we go here. Jammeram, let's look at these stats, my friend. 20 years old, that's crazy to me. Driving Duncan's 98, it's actually a lot better than I thought, he's got 99 ball handling. Damn, okay, this is exactly what I want. I love the fast, fast point guards. Our first game of my team unlimited is about to get under the books. There's no challenge wheel. We're just hopping straight in. All right, boys, we're hopping in, let's get it. First game, please just give me someone else who just downloaded the game. I don't know who he's got in there. I'm excited. I'm here to play, baby. Oh, that's how we start out. That's how we start out, let's go. On ball defense, it's slept on. Oh, who's where? Who's where? Jaw. Gonna pull it. Come on. Oh, that's how we start this out, boys. Yo, not another rip. I love it. Good D. Great D. Try and blow by him. Nope, nope, Yanis. Yup, good pump. Down into Marant. I might have had a bucket somewhere in there, but I didn't get it. Oh, get the hoop, get the hoop. Oh, that's my ball. Ooh, we don't have a lot of time here. I'm just gonna walk into the paint and just look. Oh, shit, shit. Here's my ball again. Here's my ball again, and that resets the clap. Okay, sweet. That is not what I meant. Shit. Oh, it's his ball this time, damn it. Ooh, somebody hit on him. I don't know how I feel about that. Okay, ball the line. Oh, dude, he jumps. He jumps like crazy. Get it to Bamba. You're dry. I just, oh, bubububub. Dude, there's no way you missed that. Zion's going hard down there, but he missed it too. All right, Marant, all the way to the rack. Oh, shit, a good D. Wait for the spin. Oh, you gotta finish. Wait, what? Oh, it's a trash release. Oh, he's gonna get one now too. Dude, low scoring game here. We're both just getting kinda unlucky. Yup, off to John Marant. Wide open A, my first green. Oh, 2K21, I'll take it. He might be able to blow mine you there. Oh, what? Yo, I don't know what happened. John Marant, press up, press up, press up, press up. Oh no, no free buckets. Good, good. I'm gonna get the spin again. Yup, oh, no, shit. Damn, no respect for the D-Wade 3 at all. No way. Oh, thank God. I was gonna throw something if I just got a charge. He's on Bamba, right? D-Wade for 3? That was not the greatest release, but I just gotta work on my releases. Oh, oh, Bamba, get on the floor. Yes, sir, this shit. Oh, shit, don't, good hustle. Kinda threw that into absolute nothing, though. All right, it's okay. Mo-Bamba's getting the boards for sure right now. Oh, Larry Bird, Larry! Perfect, it's cause he's an amethyst, bro. That was a perfect release. No way. All right, good. As long as you don't hit that after I break. All right, fake it. Fake the shot, get in the paint. Bro, he was not about to do that. He was not about to do that double clutch reverse. Larry Bird, you dog. Oh, that would have been nasty. Oh, no way. No way. There is no way. And our first step, dude, I'm actually kinda bummed out cause I wanted to play a whole game, but just like Wheel of Mud, if we get a rage quit, we have to end cause it's one game per episode. We just got a rage quit, so we keep John Moran. That's amazing. And now we get to spin on the rage quit wheel. All right, the 2K rage quit wheel. Who would have thought we'd get our first game with honestly the lowest overall team we're ever gonna have? Oh, let's go. Oh my God. Bro, that's like the best thing on this wheel. We can spend 90K MT on one player. Bro, John Moran was 59K. We are gonna get it. I'm getting dark. I'm getting dark. There has to be. There has to be a dark matter, Dirk Niewitzki. Dirk Niewitzki is the greatest player of all time. He's the greatest basketball player of all time. Oh, bro. What's it called? Invincible Dirk Niewitzki? Wait, are there literally none? It makes sense though, because he's literally a God. He's literally the greatest player to ever play basketball. He's literally the goat of all goats. Of course I can't just buy him. Although he has a Galaxy Opa, my MT would be better spent somewhere else. I don't care. I have a free chance to put the goat on my team and I'm putting him on my team. Dirk is gonna carry this team. I promise you that. 9,950 MT. In the long run, I'd really like to get like a superstar three-point shooter at Shooting Guard. We are on our way. Thank you so much as always for watching the first episode. As of right now, I cannot get a permanent tattoo. It's the only thing that I've locked in. I cannot be getting a permanent tattoo of your guys' choice. We still can go one to 11, so I hope all the X's are ready for a FaceTime session. All right. I love you boys. Thanks for watching as always. I hope you enjoyed this series. It's gonna be a banger. Make sure you let me know your thoughts. See you tomorrow for the next episode. See you soon.