 Alright boys, Eagles CFM, this is the throwback CFM, as you see we got T.O. down at the McNabb, but we're playing the Texans. Now the Texans haven't had very many good teams in their history, let's take a look at which one they want. Mass Shob. We got Arian Foster, one of the more underrated running backs of all time. We got Andre Johnson. Kevin Walter. Lester Jean. Kishan Mara. So he has two, he has obviously Andre Johnson is going to be a handful. Lester Jean, I don't know who the hell this is, but he has no good abilities yet, so he's working on that guy. Tyden Owen Daniels. He's got Dwayne Brown with ability. Let's see, he has two hours here, so he shouldn't have another alignment, he doesn't. So we'll have to use Javon Curse strategically. JJ Watt, 98 overall. And we got Brooks Reed, Brian Cushing. You can't, you madden won't let you write his name Cushing, so they blank it out. Connor Barwin, Eagle Great. Jonathan Joseph, Kareem Dems, Quinten Dems, Bryce McCain, Kareem Jackson. Decent secondary, Decent, Daniel Manning. What abilities have put on him? Nothing, he just made him superstar. Alright, he's got to make that guy, I don't know why he picked that guy for superstar, but okay. Alright, let's get it, let's get it, let's get it. This guy is one in six, so should breeze, should be a breeze, we'll see. I mean, JJ Watt has to be the number one Houston Texan of all time, right boys? Like he has to be. Yeah, Watt and then Andre, yeah. But Watt was like a multiple defensive player of the year, like the girl 27, Clint and Michael Escobar, man. He caught that, that's nice dude. John Richie just acknowledged somebody. You don't tell him JJ Watt is not on the field, but he's in the stream, so he's gonna know after this. In fact, we're gonna actually no huddle so he can't put JJ Watt on the field. Stay in bounds so I can no huddle. This might be the worst player I've ever played. I don't know. Look at Curse. Curse, Curse, get it ball, get it, get it big fella. Curse, did he get a sack and a tackle for loss? Reno, if you return a punt here Reno, you will be a tic-tac legend. Simple as that. If I get a punt return with Reno Mahe, if I get a punt return with Reno Mahe boys. Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio. Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio. Let's go Freddy. I don't know, that's a good guy dude. They run guns, guns, guns stack. Do you want to try to run the ball again in eye form first? Nope, he's committed to this one. There's just no way, dude, this is the bummiest offense you can run. This is a CFM offense right here. Honestly, as you see what I learned is that the better my team is, the worse people like watching it. They want me to play with this shit. There's just no way, this is like what's going on right now. Good job dawg. And Shab wants to climb the rushing list, she does. Curse, 3 sacks. There's just no way, that's a real pit, like dude, you're joking my life right now. Oh my god man. I mean this is like, no wonder they play CFMs dude, no wonder these guys play CFMs, no wonder they do. This is absolutely miserably bad. My man not putting a different route on the field, he not hitting a motion, he not doing nothing. This is like absolutely miserable man. I don't even have to guard anybody. I'm running around lurking like nobody's even close to getting open. Dogg, what the f- Oh my god man. Just get me, just get me out of this, just get me away from these morons. Just get, please get me away from these morons, please. Please just get me away from the morons, please. Absolute just s- Absolute just shouldn't even had a game. Shouldn't even had a game, should be doing something else, should be on Minecraft right now. This kid should be on goddamn Minecraft. Absolute f- moron. Empty wide stack dude, watch out for it boys. Watch out for it going around the streets right now. I mean he just matched so, he just matched so clean to that. Look at Donovan. Look at Donovan, that's some real life Donovan stuff right there. Freddy Mitchell baby. Just so free dude, you're just so free kid. You know how free you are? You know how free you are? Too bad you can't run wide stack on defense. Too bad you can't run wide stack on defense man. This could play bro, that's just awesome. Bro, he's not open. Dogg, like what the f- are you throwing man? This is why CFM sucks dude. There should be no way we don't get interceptions here. This is like absolutely miserable man, it really is absolutely miserable. Curse. Like dude, get me the flag dog. Oh my god man. I have no idea why a human being would like this mode over mutt. I don't know why any human being in the right mind would like this mode over mutt. Get out. Stupid shi- Glad you can hold LB and Chuck. Glad you can hold LB and Chuck. I want to know why? Like why would you think this mode is better than mutt? Because you can- in mutt you cannot throw that shi- like that. You just can't. You can't. It gets intercepted, it gets knocked up, it gets intercepted. You cannot just Chuck the ball in the coverage. You can't do that. And how can anybody that plays madden be okay with him just Chucking the ball in coverage? Seriously. That's how all these CFM dudes play the game like that though. That's how I've played every single person that plays this. Chuck's the ball in coverage. Come on Trey, Tom. Bro, that's not acceptable. Oh my god, like just the- Oh my god, come on dude. Another example of why you literally high ball every single pass. No matter how good you did the free form's going to be, no matter how bad you want to catch that- In with momentum, anything. You high ball every single pass in Madden 23. You don't think twice about it. You really don't. Just add- now I'm in a hell game because I just tried to not high ball. Watch out, he ran a screen pass. Dude, this is the worst- this is the absolute worst shi- I've ever played dude. This is the absolute shi- it's offense I've ever- Oh my god, dude. The worst. The absolute worst shi- I've ever seen. CFM man, it takes real skill. You don't have all the abilities to throw through. If you don't have all the abilities to throw through, it takes real skill. Real skill, W. Real skill. CFM- CFM is real skill. A $5,000 team. Anybody can win with a $5,000 team. Anybody can win with a $5,000 team. Anybody can win with a $3,000- $5,000. Ah, that was a bad pass, man. Good hit stick, bro. Let's go, Donovan. Let's go, Donny. Let's go, Donny. This dude really has 7-D blues on the field, man. Just respected. Right, boys? All you can do is just flat out respect it. Oh, he manned them up with good play. Good defense. Real skill is real skill. I mean, the wildest part is how I'm not going to walk in on this inside zone. That was the wild out. First of all, the de-tackle got unblocked. All right, I got a win. Because they already cheated me out of one win in this season. I got a win, dude. I'd be in first place, but they cheated me out of one win. So, you know, let's go on Curse. Dude, why? Like, how am I not catching? Like, what do I got to do? Strafe? Like, come on, dude. Only CFM, do I not catch that? I didn't press Y? What do you think I do this for a living? I didn't press Y right there? Are we serious? My ball, please. I mean, he just blindly chucked that pass. Like, he didn't run a route. He didn't do anything. He literally just chucked that route. Like, he just chucked it. Like, he just chucked it. And he almost got first down. Just the audacity of people to say this mode is good. Nice defense, dude. Like, come on. How many route combos do I need against you? That's what I want to know. Like, how many do I need? Seriously, I just swear to God, like, I, I love you, guy. But inside zone should be so free right here. I'm still appalled, and this is what they say. Oh, you're winning by so much, why are you so mad? Because it's s*** s*** sanct clean, in my heart, in my soul, it's s*** sanct clean. You know what makes me so mad? This is what makes me so god mad about this game. That this f*** moron has not been smart enough to put his good left tackle on the right side to stop Given Curse the whole game. game. He has let Javon curse him for three quarters but he has not been smart enough to put his god good tackle on that side. But yet he's playing CFMs right? Oh man it takes skill. Like all you gotta do is put that one guy out. Oh my god there's just nobody. I swear they're just trolling me. They are just trolling my life. And the craziest part is he's in the chat now so now we're gonna boot up and his good tackle is gonna be on the right side. Look! Look! You can't make it up! You can't! I can't told you! You can't make it up! How do you suck this bad dog? Three quarters! Three quarters that I had to remind him. Now look I'm gonna move him to this other side. Look oh he wasn't smart enough to wait. Absolute f***ing bags at the game. Oh yeah run more shop! My quick pass wasn't open. Look out! This kid right here he could hide his own easter eggs. This kid could hide his own easter eggs. This kid. Oh screen! Screen! Screen! This offense doesn't take five thousand dollars W. It's not pay to play this offense. It's not pay to play. That's what you don't know. Who's going to the middle here? Which post do I gotta guard here boys? Here we go boys. Let's get my shrey phone here. Where is it gonna go? It's going to this guy definitely. Definitely. Up! Caught it! First down! CFM! Where the real people play? This is where the real skill is in CFM mode. Watch out now. Watch out boys. Watch out now. CFM mode. Watch out now. Guess what plays? Oh screen time! Look out! Oh he didn't do it. This kid is so f***ing lost in the sauce dude. This dude is just along for a good time. He is here for a good time. This is a f***ing good time. Dog like he has just thrown at f***ing Daniels. He has just thrown at this guy. Look at quitting Michael. Look at... I mean how fast is Shab in this game? 99 speed? This airhead has not had JJ Wad on the field all game. I don't know where he's got JJ Wad at. On the bench? Coaching? Is he a mentor? I don't know. Big spin. Big spin. Big spins. This team is honestly too good. If I played this guy with the Vikings team... Oh my god boys. If I played him with the Vikings, I never... Oh he put JJ Wad in. He did it. Oh there he is. Nice. I never thought I'd run this play in CFM. Might be better in a CFM. Hold up. Hold up. I couldn't... I couldn't really go nowhere. There's so many people for me to juke. They should listen to me. I feel like putting JJ Wad in was like top tier with smart comms. Am I wrong? Frozen right there. Frozen. I can't believe he really... I can't really... He really switched the tackle on call, didn't he? He's just catching that pass. Is that just a catchable pass in CFM? Fuck it. Back the whole guy. Oh my god, man. There's just no way. Well Tony needs to go to Yankees, man. So I'm sorry. I'm not even a Yankees fan, but he needs to go there. Javon Curse would be in the sixth sack of the game. Owen Daniels could not come up with that one. Don't... I swear to God if they quit, I swear. Quit. He'll give me another... If he quits, he'll give me another superstar. Please, come on. Just give me another superstar. Just give me free money now at this point. Damn, I shouldn't have said enough and damn. Bro, the method of most Curse franchise in the world. I couldn't scramble right there. I hate... I hate this game. I hate that I couldn't scramble right there because if I ran up the middle, I was just like the saving man's up and running back here or let's me score again for the 15th time. That's real McNabb play. That's real McNabb. That's real McNabb. Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio. I'm pissed off at this guy. I'm pissed off that this guy said I can you play right now. I need to play right now. I'm pissed at this. I was like, can you play right now? I'm pissed about that. He knew better. I don't know. Are we really going to run stretch right now with four seconds left in the game here boys? Is this what we're going to do in my chat? Nice dude. That was such worth the time out. Keep my head. GGs, buddy. GGs. I would be god in one, but they cheated me out of a win. Ani. Big don of a McNabb game. Can we get the McNabb JJ White handshake? Poor Matt's job. Tough game for the kid. Use it all you could. You left it all on the line. Your coach really wasn't ready. GGs, GGs. It was that move right there. It didn't see it. They didn't see it. They didn't really see that move. Obviously you saw that one, but it was this one that did it right here.