 Next patient Hey, have a seat So I have the results from your chart and it does appear that you were showing signs of pregnancy pregnant Yes, how can I be pregnant? Have you had sexual intercourse in the past nine months? Do I look like I have sex sir? Are you questioning my medical degree? That says if you were a drink you'd be a margarita. Yes, I would be thank you very much, sir The fact of the matter is you're pregnant Don't believe this. I went to medical school for eight years. I know a pregnant man when I see one I've never seen a pregnant man in my life How are you going to care for this baby? I don't know. I have to talk to my mom. I Am Dr. Ronald Weber some people call me spider-weather mainly myself I've been a doctor for about two years. I came into the medical field at a very young age When I was six I diagnosed myself successfully with three forms of cancer and a chronic runny nose My methods are considered a bit unorthodox and some people aren't always happy with my diagnoses This is bullshit Good luck with the block plague I Came in here telling him I had foot pain Finding out that you have so many medical conditions can be tough on a kid, but I did power through my childhood. I Like long walks in the beach. I Passed med school with flying colors. Thanks to the kid next to me. I forget their name But um, I believe that hard work determination and good peripheral vision will get you very far in life Currently I have my own doctor's office with a staff who loved me like a family My name is nurse Jackie. I've worked with dr. Weber for about a year now He's a idiot, but he pays well, so I usually just do what he says because I need the money There's jackhammer. What's popping? It's Jackie. Please just Jackie. I thought you'd like to know that dr. Phillip is on his way for your evaluation Dr. Phillips my boss every year. He comes around to do evaluations Most of the time I don't test so well I usually take a sick day and tell him to evaluate a nurse as a rep But this year it's it's too short notice and I can't do that So there's only one thing I can do. Oh Weber Are you okay? Yeah, I didn't know you'd be today. I was just practicing for the tornado procedure I see in the middle of the dry season. It is good to be prepared Let's just get this over with Right, so Phil listen. It's dr. Phillip dr. Phillip. I I think we should postpone this evaluation I am super swamped with all my paperwork Dr. Weber your next patient is ready for you. Ah, yes, Phil Dr. Phillip. I Would want to keep a sick man waiting. Yes. Yes. Yes. I get to see your work. All right Send them in Hi, I have a seat so what seems to be the problem officer? Um, I fell the other day and I cut my ankle. I think it might be infected. Oh That sounds gross. Definitely. Don't show me that. Don't you need to make sure it's okay? Yes. Yeah One moment This is a miss Jackie and she'll be taking care of you Can you stand? Yeah, I think I've seen enough here I would consider myself a scholar an intellect even I always know what to do when under pressure Med school was a breeze actually My nickname back in the day was Ronald McDonald because I solely lived on chicken nuggets for eight years You got to do what you got to do succeed. I've just been getting a lot of migraines lately. Yeah Yeah, let me stop you there Has this been checked out? Her baby. Oh, okay. Oh, you should never assume a woman is pregnant. Do you understand me? Do you I don't think you do do you? Hold on I don't know how to tell you this but It appears as if you have a tumor what it could be benign Could be my look see. Let's go. Oh, okay. I'll get you second opinion right now. Okay. Okay second opinion Well, my man, how's it going? How's the wife? How's the kids? Good. Good. Um, I have a couple in my office right now And I need a second opinion So if you could give a second opinion, that would be great Yes, yes All right. I'll see them. Perfect. Thank you. I love you. I'm his father figure William and I went to med school together. We had all the same classes We go way back We'd actually we pat we try to pass notes to each other In class without the teacher's pet noticing who sat between us Good times Did somebody call for a doctor I did My man, what's up? How you doing? It's going great. You know good good one a couple days. Yeah a couple days Yeah, I know Oh Yes, yeah. Hi. Yeah. Hi. I'm dr. William. Nice to is that what you call me? Yes, okay Just give me a second here. So Give me symptoms similar to coughing Yeah, all right, all right, um, so Got it Definitely to her. Yeah. Yeah, that's not why we're here Ronald I hate to tell you this but the board has decided that Will What are you doing here? I'm just giving a buddy a second opinion, you know, oh, so you two know each other Yeah, yeah, yeah, we go way back to med school. He's always helped me out and he's kind of like a father figure to me So, you know, I figured I would turn the favor, you know, well, you two must have everything under control Yeah, I'll give you another chance wrong. Are you kidding me? Are any of you real doctors? Yeah And why would you be a margarita? You'll never be a margarita says he's obviously not a margarita Let's go Machine needs margarita. Have a good day. Have a good day It was the help ring Did you see the salary tumor?