 Okay, some cool kids are coming into the cafeteria now. They all look to be about 30 years old. Saved by the bell, the new class sits down and, oh, we got one more showing up. It's Edward. He's so hot right now. Edward. And I'm not the only one that thinks so. He's making quite the first impression Bella Swan. Impressed short for impression. She bites her lip as he stares into her eyes as if to say to her, hey new girl, I wanna stab you 55 times and make a skin coat out of your body. That's hot. She sits next to him and he immediately gets sick. Repulsed at that stench she's giving off. The perfume is Depression by Bella. Now that I think about it, he's probably repulsed by her because she's dead. I can't imagine vampires smell the best. She is the vampire, yes. There's no other explanation for as to why her skin looks whiter than the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man's cum.