Promise of a Thin Me - Paula Abdul Parody





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Published on Oct 27, 2007

Here is a parody video from In Living Color of Paula Abdul's song "Promise of a New Day". Poked fun at the fact that the real video is stretched vertically. As far as I know, this video has been removed from future broadcasts of the show, and does not appear on the DVD sets.

Sorry in advance for the low volume.

My thighs are spreading
and my butt is real wide
Can't disguise it
Got nowhere to hide

How can I look skinny?
Promise of a thin me
(Promise) Promise of a thin me

They've stretched my body
and they've shrunken my hips
They do this to Wilson Phillips

How do I look skinny?
Promise of a thin me
(Promise) Promise of a thin me

My voice is bad
and my singing's a joke
Still make millions
off of Diet Coke

How do I sing on key?
Other's do it with me
I give them a large fee

I cheered the Lakers
and taught Janet to dance
Then got into
Arsenio's pants

I'm on MTV
Connections didn't hurt me
(Promise) Promise of a rich me
(Promise) Promise of a thin me...

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