 Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes? How'd you know that about your mom? Josh! Hey, welcome back to our secret directed subcorp- I'm Rick! You can follow us on Instagram, Twitter, for more juicy content! Thank you to everybody who's been on Patreon, follow us on Twitter and Twitter accounts, subscribe if you haven't, and hit that like button. It helps out the algorithm. Yep. Just like a little spanking helps out your mom. It's true. She's told me. Uh, the subscribe and like button are the spankings on the proverbial mom's buttocks. Deep. I know. You can't argue with that kind of logic. Very poignant. Deeply. Today, we got a new trailer. It just dropped, I believe, yesterday, and it's with Karthik and Creedie. Cool. And it's a, I do believe, a Hindi trailer. It's called Shazada. Shazada. I think it's more of a mainstream film. Okay. Karthik, I don't think we've ever seen a Karthik. Maybe I'm wrong. But he was in that, um... Bulbultu. I was trying to figure it out in my brain. Uh, that we did not see obviously earlier this year but obviously did very well. Yes, it did. At the box office. One of the, I think, highest grossing of the year. Of the year. Yeah. Uh, for, for Indian box office wise. Sure did. It doesn't mean it's quality film. I can't tell you if it's quality film. I didn't see it. Nope. But I know it was very successful. Um, but, uh, let's just get into this. I don't know what it's about. So, let's figure it out. What? Well, I was just thinking about the, the whole box office thing comparison. It made so much money. It must be good. Right. Like McDonald's' nutritious food. Yeah. Here we go. That would hurt. It's a lot of family play. We don't have a discussion. Nice. Ow! It's been ten days since I had breakfast. I'm tired of chicken. Do I have to be a lawyer or a bouncer? Both of them. So educated, talented, disciplined, cute, dark, total, fat, long legs. Sorry. Nobody's gone through puberty. That looks like a fun song. Why's he on a horse? Why not? Ah, because he's a prince now. Yes. Oh! Looks like Akshay there. It did. Wonderful stunt. Looks like an Akshay character though. That looks like a big mass entertainer. Big mass entertainer. Just if I've ever seen it. Absolutely. It could go either way in terms of like being like a huge success if the comedy works for the audiences that are going in for it. Or it could be like circus where everybody's just like. Absolutely. I feel like this will have no middle ground. This is either going to be a blast or it's going to be a huge disappointment. Yeah, absolutely. Obviously everything was extremely over the top and like the cop. I don't know who that actor was but I recognized him. Yeah, there's a couple of faces in there. But he was going, Yeah. So everything's going to be that. R.R. Must be Raj Mooli's car. That's hilarious. But I also felt like I saw the entire film. I know. A three minute trailer. They very, very rarely, rarely work. Granted, I don't think they're counting on surprising you in this film. I don't think so. I think they're counting on. I will say what they've advertised, what they've given us on the menu is expect a lot of action and what looks like really good stunt work as well as just a ton of laughs. Yeah. So if I went into that and I don't get that, it's going to feel like I had a menu and they bring the dish and it's nothing like what was on the menu. Creedie didn't talk a whole lot in the entire thing. No, I don't think she's supposed to. I think she's very Bond girly in this. I do. I think she's the femme fatale in this for sure. Yeah, it definitely seemed like it was more of a Karthik star vehicle. Yeah, I bet she's supporting and she's the love interest because she's a beautiful woman and they have some musical numbers. We might be pleasantly surprised. This might have some pretty, you know, knowing her, I mean, she could have pulled an Akshay and saw the paycheck possibility and said, you bet I'll do this film. Oh, yeah. But then it also the actress and her may have thought, you know what, this actually has some good stuff in it. So I'm excited to see the responses of what people think. The moment of like 216, right, when he has that bandana, is that a shout out to one of Akshay's old characters because it feels like very Akshay. I don't know. His whole garb get up. Do we know that actor who's opposite him, the bad character? He looks familiar. Well, it's because his profile is mine. Look at that nose. He does have your nose. We might be related. He's got that hook profile. I like it. Yeah, he does. He doesn't have the Neanderthal brow, but he does have the bird beak. Yeah. It did look like this is a very mass fight. It seems like every punch goes like, you know, it's not really physics, but it's fun. You know, he punches them and they spin 12 exactly on the line, which those kind of fight scenes are a lot. Yeah. Look at that. I love him standing on the guy. So I think it's good. Like I could see this being very successful if the comedy works for the audience. Yeah. And being another success for Karthik. Yeah. As well. If the comedy works, because obviously there is a audience for the style of films. Absolutely. That's why they call it mass. You bet you. The masses. It's a mass entertainer. Yeah. And watch. Have some fun musical numbers. It did look like it would have a lot of, like at the beginning, like that whole, when he was being dragged by all those, the sexy men. Oh, it's unashamedly a Bollywood style music number. Oh, very unashamed. Look at that. That's funny right there. Look at those freshly waxed guys. Amazing. That's what I look like with my shirt off. Yeah. It's a shame that guys don't go through puberty anymore. I don't know what's happened to the gene pool. But anyways. Yeah, it looked like a lot of fun. Let us know what you thought about the trailer and if you think it's going to be worthwhile or if you hated the trailer. Also let us know. Yeah. Down below.