 This mission is definitely blown being blown doesn't sound so bad now. Does it oh, it's bad It's gonna cost you two grand at least effects not to mention your brake pads are completely bold I've got something else. That's completely bald your tires. Yeah, I saw that I think you could ride those puppies out for another 10,000 miles I bet you've got something I could ride for 10,000 miles. Nope the shop does not provide transportation while working on your vehicle You can contact your insurance provider though. Don't get you a vehicle My husband only allows me to be around him with a full face of makeup So I wake up before him apply my makeup and get back into bed before he wakes up wearing a dress to breakfast every morning Is an absolute must he likes to drink 12 ounces of orange juice, but an eight ounce glass I make sure to fill it up after every sip. He also hates touching strawberries, so I feed them to him one by one He's also really into fitness, so I go change into those Amazon leggings and only do squats while he watches He hates sitting in a cold car seat So I make sure to sit in his car for 30 minutes to make sure his seat is at his desired temperature Why is he so cute I Guys, I'm gonna give you some relationship advice Always keep a picture of your significant other as your wallpaper In case you're having a bad day, you can always look at it Say at least I'm not at home with her Here a f***ing pet Hey everybody, this is Kylie and she cheated on me Hey guys, this is a cheater Storytime so this past Christmas. I bought a neighborhood kid a new bike This kid is in the fifth grade going into the sixth grade. He told me like 200 times See this kid uses his bike to run his own lawnmower business He has his own trailer that he built by himself and everything So one day I saw him walking down the street with his lawnmower and he didn't have his bike with him I say man, where's your bike? And he told me it got stolen. I said, well, hey, man I'm able to get lucky for Christmas. You'll get a new one Then I thought well, I have an old bike laying around maybe I'll just give it to him But I better go ask his parents first and when I got there I met his grandmother and she told me how his mother recently committed suicide and that she now had to take care of him And while she's not broke by any means a new bike just wasn't in the cars this year Seeing that she ended up take custody of him now within 30 minutes. I'm at the bike shop I tell the clerks what I'm doing so they really hooked me up give me the best bike locks and everything I even gave him one of the trackers. It's on my motorcycle on my trailer So won't be stolen again when I gave it to him I told him that I appreciate how he always works so hard and takes care of his grandma And now as much as I tell him not to he won't quit cutting my grass Why are why did you park that far away? Do you see all those empty spots? Why did you park out here? Yes, I'm taking wifey resumes I know it's controversial So this way if there's a sister out there who think I need to know who she is She got the opportunity to make herself known. That's all that means sending that wifey resume cover letter and photo with the resume Okay, that means you're political and your personal How you make a good wife by how you make a good fellow pan Africanist? I want to see the best of both worlds. I want to see the best of both worlds the cooking and the consciousness No snow bunnies. It is not that type of party Must be natural hair everything on you got to be natural if the hair fake if the breast fake if the nails fake if the eyebrows is fake Don't send the resume and you must be open to plural marriage because they will be two of you King Kong doubles up on everything Yeah, baby This might be the car this might be the beauty. Oh, that was a good No I never lost one like you. Oh, let me come