 All civilians in coastal regions, this message is from the sea, and cosine patrol, and concerns your safety and security. You must stay away from the sea for the foreseeable future. Dangerous aquatic life farms have been spotted in several shallow coastal waters near you, and have demonstrated violent tendencies towards all animal life, including humans. These life farms resemble bloated octopuses, with growths and deformations vaguely resembling humans or other animals. They are aggressive and attack by thrashing wildly with their tentacles. These animals will attempt to injure you, and then forcibly take you into the sea. Alternatively, they can use a system of gas-inflated sacks to travel aerially, and carry you out to sea by the air. Over fifty people have already gone missing in events suspected of being connected to these unusual sea creatures. Please stay away from coastal areas, and inside your home, for your safety. The sea and cosine patrol has dispatched patrol boats, and armed personnel to contain, and terminate these creatures before they can injure more people. If you encounter these personnel, please allow them to do their jobs without disrupting them. Any information you can provide to personnel about attacks by aquatic life farms is extremely helpful. Thank you for your attention and cooperation. Sea and cosine patrol.