 Of course! Of course I won't! Geez, what are you taking for? Oh my god. Oh, well, I took you for seven dollars, actually. Oh, here it is. It's right here. Get this. Oh. But this is an old world, though. Hello? How are you doing today? Hello? Yeah, just give me a moment. Oh, excuse me, my lady. Okay, just a little bit longer. Just a little bit farther until we make it to the door. There you go. Yeah, that's the solution. Hey, what's your new experience? Hello, how are you today? New experience lost. Crop it. It's over. I'm doing quite well. How can I help you, sir? Well, I'm doing quite well. I'm looking for your finest female accomplice. Oh, wow. We've got some right here. Well, there's a nice lady right here. Oh, hello. What? Yeah, color nice. How expensive is this one? Oh, this is an end torch. Had to come from overseas. I don't know, like $8. What are you talking about? Well, I'll do seven. Is seven okay? Eight is good. The price is a little steep for, you know, such a loud one. What do you think Firefox should take it? Seven? Seven is my favorite number, though. Yeah, I'll take seven. Seven is my favorite number. Okay, I'll take it. Eight bucks is like... Wow, it's only $69. Oh, my God. Well, that's just $7. All right, thank you. Okay, here's your $7. All right, thank you. Oh, okay. Thank you. All right. Yeah, this boy is getting over here. Sorry, I didn't mean to cry. I just sometimes get a little emotional. Well, hello. What was yours? Yeah, just a little bit of tear. Let's go. Let's just head out of here. Ooh. Oh, he used to come here quite often back in my... Can I get a hand, please? This is a little bit of... Okay, oh, thank you. Okay. Very good. Let's just... Oh, let's just take the hood off right here. Okay. So, what's your name? My name, everyone just calls me Ned. Everyone calls you Ned. Your name is going to be Betsy now. Can I call you Betsy? Betsy. Okay, yes. Sure, sure. Of course, I paid a good $7 for the service, so I... I believe I can call... Well, I mean, that's just an opinion. I mean, you know, you do get what you pay for, but that's life. Wow. So, Betsy, tell me a little bit about yourself. Well, working here, they slaved me around, but yeah. I enjoy my stay, you know. I give everyone their drinks. I make sure everyone's happy. I help everyone else. Well, this conversation is making me very happy. Okay. Well, good. You make me happy too. I'm glad. I'm so glad, really. It has been a while since I've had some female companionship and just having a nice conversation. Really? Yeah, she's... What is a handsome guy like you? Are you kidding me? Oh, I know. Most people wouldn't believe me, but I've been... Oh, yeah. Oh, hello. I present to you some fine Italian cuisine straight from our kitchen. Oh, my God. Oh, look. Oh, what is this? There you go. Oh, uh, carpet. Have you ever eaten stuff with my darling? A dough with sauce and cheese and we add meat. Any sausage? Big, hard, juicy sausage? There's some sausage in there. Yes, there's some sausage in there. I haven't had a big, hard, juicy sausage in quite a few years. Wait, why is the pizza invisible on your screen? There is a pizza there. I don't know why you can't see it. I think my eyes have been causing me some trouble recently. I haven't had a big, hard sausage in quite some time. Again, it's been... Oh, so have I. I've been so long. I missed it. Oh, it's been a lot of years for me as well. Yes, but this pizza is... This sausage pizza is going to be very delicious. Excuse me. Do you know who I am? This man is the best man in the world, so don't leave him, please. Of course. Of course I won't. Geez, what are you taking me for? Oh, my God. Oh, well, I took you for $7, actually. How much do you think you're worth? Well, actually, you know... Oh, free. I like the sound of free. Oh, I'm very glad as well. $7, such a big amount of money on me. Yes. I'm so flattered. Yes, I did pay. What's so funny? Oh, no. What's so funny? $7 is so much, especially... No, the voice... The voice is... In my age, the voice is in my head. Stacked up a little bit. Oh, let's remember this man. Oh, yes. Oh, my God, spicy. Yeah, naughty is a good term. Yes. Hello. Oh, absolutely. Oh, please elaborate. Please elaborate on how I saved you. Oh, yes, exactly, $7.53. This man was just looking for some Snickers bar. Yes. That's true. That's exactly what happened. Why are you paying attention, woman? Oh, no, I'm very... What is this rat doing here? I'm hungry. Can I have this? Is this a Chuck E. Cheese? Listen here, you son of a bitch. I tried to save that man for $70 billion, and he didn't fucking duck down. So now I'm $70 billion short. I'm sorry, but I think you need to lay back a bit on the food and let the old man eat. He's very important to us. I'm very hungry. I want to let you test him and get him. I swear to God, this place isn't infested. We don't. That doesn't usually happen. We paid... Look, I paid very, very good money for this, and I didn't expect to see rats running around this establishment. I swear to God, dude, I don't even know where that came from. We've never had one of those before. How can we make it up to you? Maybe an extra dessert. Maybe a dessert. Just fine, lady. Could you... You guys were looking for a dessert, so I got a milkshake that will bring all the boys to the arts, specifically you to her yard. There you go. You can serve your one straw. Oh, great. Thank you. Thank you. You're very welcome. Thank you so much. You do get good luck from rubbing his head just so you're aware. Yes, it's true. It's true you do. It's very true. I feel lucky already, just as a sense I met you. Well, you should. It's just so adorable. Thank you. Thank you. Hello. Yes, it is me. I still can't forget. I can't forget the time I was planning this film from behind. I couldn't even come as fast as possible. You came in to come for me. Yes, I did. Yes, yes, I did. That was a true story. Yes, it's true. Is this something you want to tell me? Yes, well, I think it's more something I'd like to show you, but we don't need to get to there quite yet. Tell me about your upbringing. What was your life like? You know, looking for a job. I needed a job, but I couldn't find anyone that dropped him to me and said, I've been working in a business. So, yeah, I've been very grateful for everything I've got, though. Are you awake? Sure, it's getting a little late and I tend to doze off. You were saying your parents were great. I can't remember here. Yeah, they're dead. Oh, they're dead. Oh, that's right. Yes. Well, that's sometimes, you know, you win some, you lose some as they say. Oh, I see you. Well, if you play your cards, right, I could be your daddy now. Oh my God. Yes, yes, I could be your daddy now. Oh, you're welcome. I want to know more about you because, oh my gosh, I'm in love with already what I have seen so far. And the people look like you're a people person. My gosh. Wow. Yes, I am quite a bit. I grew up a... I grew up on a farm. I was a young farm boy and I grew up on a farm and they worked with my hands and I handled the sheep in the family. Yes, we did. Eventually, I moved to the city. That's what I did. I've moved to the city with my first wife. Yes, after she was exiled for marrying her cousin. Of course, once I got to the city, you know, things came to a head and I realized, I don't really like this wave anymore so I got a new wife. I met her at a bar, actually. Yes, I met her at a bar. She worked as the barkeep. That marriage ended shortly thereafter. Then my third wife, we actually met at a church. Yes, she worked for a catering service. So I was at the church and she was the catering service. Yes, for a banquet meal. And then that's how I met my third wife. You remind me so much of her. You remind me so much of my third wife. Yes. Oh, my. Yes. Wow. Well, she's dead. She was lovely while she was alive. It is what it is. Like we said before, you win some, you lose some. So it's been about 17 years and I'm looking for my fourth wife. Now, you've never been married before, have you? Oh, gosh. Are you still hungry or do you need anything? Yes, let's order a little bit more. I'm thinking of having children, actually. I've had four... One, two, three. I've had three wives. I've had three wives and no children. Wow. So I'm thinking about... I haven't had any evil. You know what they say. How old are you? I'm basically 20. Well, 20? Well, that's just how it goes. It's, you know, they say it's never too late to start. So I guess... Right, yeah. 20 is, you know, it's a little on the right side, but for motherhood, look, they say it's never too late. Well, I don't know about all that. That is a... Yeah, I don't know about all that. That is something else. Sorry, a little bit tipsy. One day. One day. She's going to wear boots inside that stage. Oh, thank you. Don't get your fucking beard hairs all in their bread again, okay? Seriously. That was, of course, the last time I met her. You're okay? Pleasure. No. Do you need changing? I did pay seven dollars for this, so are you experienced in being able to change? Yeah, I've had it all the time. Let's go somewhere a little bit, a little bit private. Maybe, well, we could probably just go into the restroom. Sure, sure. Let's keep going. We're almost there anyway. I know we are. Come on. Oh, it's starting to run down my... You know, can we just... Let's just... Yeah, I... Look, here. Take this. I bring this extra... This extra... Come, come, come, come, come here. Take this. I'll just bend over there. I'll just... Yeah. Okay, just... Just... You know what to do. Please just go ahead and... Oh, okay. Yes, just... Oh, okay. Thank you. Oh, use... Use... Make sure to use the wet wipes. I did it. Yeah, mix... Okay. Very good. All right. I should be ready. Sure. That was quite the journey. Thank you. Thank you for... Oh, you're welcome. That's a problem. That's a problem. I would really love to... Yes? To do this again sometime and... Yes. Oh, I would love to do it sometime too. Yes. Please. I think it would be a fantastic thing to do. We could do this again sometime and... Yes. Well, that's just how it goes, you know. And maybe... Maybe my $7 investment is going to pay off. So... You really think? Yes, we'll see. Oh, my gosh. I mean... Yes. Now, is there a review process for this service? Do I speak to your manager after the fact and... Yes, yes. You can fix her problem. Yeah, yeah. Thank you so much for joining me tonight. And yes, I will go find Robert and we can... We can go have a conversation with him as well. Of course. All right, thank you very much, my lady. Ah, you're very welcome. Thank you for blessing me with your presence. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, it was there. Come on. Okay. She was going on, dude. Oh, hello. Oh, Robert. Yeah, it was a great time, but... It was one of the best nights of my life. But please, Betsy... Betsy, would you please give her some privacy? Thank you, Betsy. It was an incredible time. What did she talk like that? Did she just have a stroke? I don't know, but it was terrible. I don't know why. What? Seven dollars, Robert. I came here for the finest service I could ask for. And you asked for seven dollars for that mess? That was... I'm really sorry. I'm really, really sorry about that. I don't know if I have time for this. Let me walk you out. Sorry. The door... I thought you were never going to come out. I forgot to really fucking swallow. I just... The knees don't work like they used to, you know? But really, Robert, seven dollars... Look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you. Look at me. Seven dollars. I'll look at you. Seven dollars. Messeroshi. For that? I apologize. I'm sorry. Ninety-three years. And you need to show some respect to your elders. This isn't child's play. Punish me. Ready? Punish me. Yes. That's three knocks. Three knocks. And lots of pain. Do you apologize for your transgressions? Messeroshi. What are you doing to Rob? Do you apologize? Yes, I was speechless. Not because I was muted, but because I was in so much pain. It sounded like you lost your voice there. I have learned my lesson. Messeroshi, I just want to say it was an honor talking with you. It's been a time with you. Sorry, I just wanted to say that I'm prudent. It's been a great night. And you know what? Thank you. I hope you have a great night. I hope you have a wonderful night. Oh, I had a wonderful night. What did I say? I feel like we're really connected. Yes, we had a wonderful night. We had a fantastic night. We had a fantastic night. Okay, is she leaving? Okay, I just wanted a little bit of privacy. She is the worst. Just an absolute, yes, absolutely. You'll never see her again. You should fire her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll never see her again. She's going to be homeless. She'll never work in this town again. Okay, I like what I did. Good night. Thank you. I'm going to head off to bed as well. Yes. Okay, well, now they don't know what my master plan was. You think I can avoid $7 every night? I can't just avoid $7 every night. If she gets fired, then I can get her for free chat. That was all the plan all along.