 Hello Foundation staff, this is Level 2 researcher Theron Sherman, and today's broadcast addresses some unusual break room protocols. It's SCP-5499. Object Class, Safe. Threat Level, Green. Special Containment Procedures. SCP-5499 is to be stored unpowered in the **** equipment storage wing. Due to the nature of **** primary project, transfer of SCP-5499 to a proper containment site has been deemed unfeasible at present. Description. SCP-5499 is an L71 brand smart refrigerator, Model 2S. Prior to its installation in the **** break room on January 31st, 2005, SCP-5499 displayed no anomalous properties. Outside of direct observation, SCP-5499 is capable of damaging foodstuffs placed within its chassis. Such damages occur in bursts of 1-4, typically spaced at least 4 hours apart, and are accompanied by a series of messages displayed across SCP-5499's touchscreen. The process by which SCP-5499 chooses foodstuffs is unknown, although it shows considerable preference towards foodstuffs of sweet and savory flavor profiles. SCP-5499 was discovered following a series of complaints to the **** human resources department. Addendum 5499-001, Observed Activations. The following is a rough approximation of the date and time of select activations based on available security footage and subsequent tickets filed with the human resources department. In the interest of budget, no tests were conducted on SCP-5499's anomalous properties. This table lists estimated date and time, damage observed, and messages. February 1st, 2005, 1300 hours, 44 minutes. Bottle of iced tea completely drained. Message. Mmm, haha, just what I needed. February 1st, 2005, 1800 hours, 1 minute. Containment specialist **** Lunch disappears, and Officer **** Brownie is reduced to half its original mass. Message. Ah, that hit the spot. February 2nd, 2005, 1400 hours, 48 minutes. Technician **** Birthday Cake is covered in a series of uneven depressions with a plastic fork stuck into its side. Additionally, a carton of milk has been nearly drained. Message. Yeah, this is the good stuff, mm-hmm. February 3rd, 2005, 1300 hours, 36 minutes. Officer **** Lunch disappears, and Dr **** Tandori Chicken is missing a rough hemisphere of mass. Message. Hmm, not my thing, but maybe it's an acquired taste. February 4th, 2005, 0800 hours, 6 minutes. Vacuum flask of blood partially drained, and blood splatters across the interior of SCP-5499. Message. Ew, ew, ew, **** ew, holy shit, why was this here? This concludes today's broadcast. Please like, comment, subscribe, and hit the bell using your encrypted YouTube account, and support the broadcast at patreon.com slash site 42.