 Who the hell is my knife? Who am I? Is this like an existential question, or? Who am I? Okay, East. It's a little early for this level of aggression, you know, even for you. Hey, give me my body back. Your body, give me back my body. Hey, guys are so weird. Some sort of prank. You know, comedy isn't really your strong suit. Wait, seriously? You can't tell. Tell what? That's not me. That's Faze. I'm gonna go get some coffee. Can't you just, you know, do the thing where you reconnect us? Oh, is that what I do? I don't know, it's not like I control it. Morning, you two. It's good to see you spending some time together, or guess it's more like time apart. Am I right? Oh, God. Axe, please tell me you know who I am. Sure I do, Faze. You're the newly reformed prodigal daughter of our fearless leader, Agent West. You have no idea how much of what you just said is completely wrong. We're doomed. Did you guys spar too much yesterday or something? You're being a little funny. Funny isn't our thing. Yeah, we know. What are you doing standing around? Food's ready in the mess hall. We've got to be out for escort in 20 minutes. West, notice anything different about me? Uh, uh, did you, uh... Oh, no. Cut your hair? Seriously, I'm wearing a helmet. No, I meant not your hair, but, uh... Did you change, um, your makeup? We're gonna be stuck like this forever. No? No, there's still a chance. We haven't talked to the smartest person here yet. Ray, do you know where Tiny is? We need her help. Oh, what's up, East? Uh, I think she's busy on a repair right now. Is it something I can help with? Wait, what did you just say? What's up, Faze? I said, what's up, East? I think she's busy on a repair. How could you tell we're switched? Uh, your voices sound totally different. Thank you. Oh, my God, this is incredible. I never thought I'd see this in real life. What do you think this is? Uh, hollow echo malfunction, sinister unknown force hacking us for their benefit. No way, East. Isn't it obvious? Duh. It's the classic Freaky Friday body swap switcher route. What? Yep. You're always fighting with each other. Hmm. Probably something supernatural wanted to teach you a lesson. And you were the genius on this team? A lesson about friendship and cooperation. How do we fix this, Ray? It's simple. You've got to understand each other and make a selfless sacrifice. That's not going to happen. I want my body back now. Have you tried saying please? You can't be serious. Maybe whatever switched you guys at least wants you to learn a lesson about manners. If you refuse to learn about each other. Fine. I want my body back, please. I really thought that would work. There's no way it would be something so stupid. Faze, it worked. Finally. See? Told you. Manners. Manners my ass. I miss my armor so much. So what did you two learn? I learned nothing. You speak of this to no one. Right. Yep. I've got to go check my room for tampering. I didn't touch anything. Who knows what you did to my suit? What are you even doing here? It's none of your business what I'm doing here. You're welcome. Thank you for checking out this episode of Red versus Blue. If you enjoyed watching, head over to Rooster Teeth for more of this show and- And don't forget to be a first member if you want access to premium content before everyone else. Get out of the shot, Ray.