 Note, this document has been designated a Leith Class InfoHazard. Your access has been logged and you will submit to an examination to assess its impact no later than two days from this moment. If you have accessed this document unintentionally, cease reading immediately and contact the CognitoHazard Research Group. Item number SCP-022-J Object Class Keter Compatible Containment Procedures Due to widespread public knowledge of SCP-022-J, containment of SCP-022-J is limited to mitigating the damage caused by its effects. To this effect, the following procedures are to be enacted. The availability of SCP-022-J is to be reduced by means including but not limited to, suppressing research into more efficient methods of refining SCP-022-J ores, limiting the mining of areas rich in SCP-022-J ores under the guise of protection of endemic species, using front companies to artificially drive up the price of SCP-022-J in order to limit the damage due to effects of SCP-022-J-1. Suppressing public awareness of SCP-022-J's physical properties to prevent SCP-022-J-2 effects from manifesting. To this effect, media containing counterfactual information with regard to the physical properties and proper uses of SCP-022-J are to be produced and propagated. Suppressing public awareness of SCP-022-J's anomalous properties. Results of individuals severely affected by SCP-022-J-2 by Class B amnestics. Because the risks SCP-022-J-1 poses to Foundation personnel, especially those in charge of designing containment procedures, any containment procedures proposal containing relevant keywords are to be checked by personnel immunized against SCP-022-J-1. Solving agents of choice, chocolate, beer, diazepam, Xanax, cannabis, are to be available to such personnel to mitigate the effects of SCP-022-J-2. Description SCP-022-J is the pure, solid form of chemical element commonly known as titanium, of atomic number of 22, and average molar mass of 47.86 grams per mole. In its active state, SCP-022-J appears as a shiny, hard solid of density approximately 4.5 grams per cubic centimeter, and melting point of approximately 1,940 Kelvin. SCP-022-J behaves as a paramagnetic metal in most aspects, and possesses a tensile strength of roughly 434 megapascals, remarkable for its low density. SCP-022-J is an info hazard. Knowledge about it causes the manifestation of two distinct sets of symptoms, designated SCP-022-J-1 and SCP-022-J-2. SCP-022-J-1 initially manifests when an individual with no prior knowledge is exposed to incomplete or erroneous information about SCP-022-J's physical properties, and its recommended usage. Submissions under the effect of SCP-022-J-1 will gradually begin to assert the superiority of SCP-022-J as a structural material, and recommend or attempt to enforce its use as such whenever possible, even in cases where this has a significant negative effect on functionality. Common terms used by affected individuals with reference to SCP-022-J-1 include, strongest metal in the world, super tough super metal, refined impenetrable metal, and the he-man of materials. In the cases where this behavior induces a performance failure or deficiency, an affected individual will refuse to acknowledge that they FUCKED UP SERIOUSLY WHO THE FUCK MAKES A TITANIUM ANCHOR! SCP-022-J's role in the incident inventing increasingly bizarre alternative explanations. SCP-022-J-2 manifests when an individual FUCKING GETS A CLUE! Jesus, it's so hard to read a goddamn standard! Is exposed to accurate information about SCP-022-J's physical properties and correct recommended usage guidelines. Individuals already affected by SCP-022-J-1 can't fucking get it in their goddamn heads with a hammer! If I hear about titanium being the strongest metal, I will punch them in the dick with a fist made of, show considerable resistance to SCP-022-J-2. Subjects affected by SCP-022-J-2 display signs of anger and mental distress at mentions of pure titanium or its usage, to the point of becoming visibly violent. This is especially marked when the triggers are usual vectors of SCP-022-J-1, such as media containing examples of inappropriate uses of SCP-022-J. Treatment with Class B amnestics has been shown to NO! FUCK THIS! THERE'S NO SCP-022-J-2! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME! ANYONE REASONABLE WOULD FUCKING FREAK OUT WHEN SING THE 50TH SCP PROPOSAL CALLING FOR A FIVE FOOT THICK TITANIUM WALLS! YOU'D HAVE PUNCHED HIM TOO! I'LL GIVE THEM TITANIUM IN THEIR DAMN FACES WITH THE TITANIUM DILDO! THIS IS A TITANIUM CONSPIRACY TO SELL MORE TITANIUM, WHATEVER FUCK THEY MAKE OF TITANIUM, I WILL SHOW THEM WHO'S FUCKING GARBA! Addendum 022-J-1 Incident 022-J-1 Forward on 7th, 2000, while working on SCP-022-J report, researcher Eisenberg, for the referred to as subject, succumbs to the effects of SCP-022-J-2, transcript of security camera footage follows. Begin log, 1900 hours, subject begins work on SCP-022-J report, 1930, subject commences chewing on a pencil, 1941, subject bites pencil through, 1944, subject ceases spitting out splinters, curses loudly, 1949, subject loosens his tie, takes out an unidentified pill and swallows it, taking a drink from nearby flower pot, slumping on the chair, 1954, subject resumes work, 2038, subject's typing rate increases, 2039, subject begins bashing the keyboard with his fists, 2040, subject tears out keyboard from workstation and runs into the joining hall screaming incoherently, 2045, subject uses keyboard to assault a security guard, yelling I'LL GIVE YOU TITANIUM CAGES, I'LL GIVE YOU TITANIUM TITS YOU CUNTWACKED ASS CHEEKS! And is promptly subdued. End log. Closing statement. Researcher Eisenberg was restrained and isolated in Section 5 Medical Wing on Site 19. Researcher Eisenberg's 2-022-J clearance was revoked and he is relieved of his duties until his mental state stabilizes. Work on SCP-022-J documentation overhaul has been suspended and the existing document has been classified as a lathe class info hazard.