 Welcome welcome. Hey episode three Mando, Lorian, Prey, season two television, the peak. Saga continues. Saga trundles on. Oh, that's no League of Legends character. Oh, a trundle. Yeah, but that's an actual word And that's probably the first time I heard that word used that way and then I was like, what the fuck? And it's like, it's an actual word. When did League come out? Was that 2009? Yeah, sorry. There you go. 2009 is when Mutually used the word trundle, I guess. That's what it was made. Yeah. So it was like, that's a cool word. I'm going to put that in the dictionary. Just give it a round of beatings, like, all right. Trundle sounds like a way that you walk. I think it is, isn't it? It does kind of sound like that. Just hold on. Trundling along. This mystery needs to be solved. Trundle. Because that is what it means, isn't it? You like awkwardly move along. If you progress by revolving so to move on or as if on wheels. Really? That's what trundling means. The example that they have is roll buses trundling through the city. Doesn't noun the act of moving slowly or heavily. Okay, right. Well, all right, that sounded sounds about like what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought. Where do you get the wheel thing from? I'm not seeing that. Oh, that's from Merriam-Webster. Oh, I'm just using the Google one. Hey, but remember, if you cite Merriam-Webster, that makes you smarter. I think that's a joke I wrote in one of my scripts. If you cite an actual dictionary, you look smarter than if you just do the Google one. So yeah, use Merriam-Webster. We needed to get that out there before we start this episode, okay? So that's that. Obviously. That was really important. Finally enough, as was with Bitwaman, if you guys remember back in the day, we kind of stopped doing it because Bitwaman just became so fucking nuts. There was a couple of things we missed. One of the ones was, I was thinking about how, do you remember when Cara dude punched Mando, it like fucked him up and she didn't care? I just remember that. I thought iron hands. Yeah, I was going to say the only way I guess this gets explained is if she has like super special space going on or some shit. But it's just interesting, like, with what we saw in episode one, is it just like common for people to punch people in the helmet? Is that just like a fighting tactic? The old helmet punch technique. Yeah, punch him in their helmet. Seems like a weird one, but it's just funny that this precedent, you know, Mandalorian is consistent with itself. People really want to punch his armor with their face. Maybe the tactic is to just light it to the side a little bit so he can't see anymore. Bro, I hate his helmet. Yeah. And then he's like, You barely seen that thing anyway. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, probably not. You know the goal that guns on him? You do wonder, like, hey guys, why don't you quickly grab the helmet off, do it. Just take it off. Yeah. What if you just pull the trigger on your firearm? Oh, that, no, that wouldn't make any sense. Insanity. Stop it. Yeah, so this would be, this is one of the top comments I thought was, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe this is one of the top comments I thought was amusing. Guys, you don't get it. They need the townsfolk and the Sam people because the messages, if we all work together, regardless of our differences, we can achieve great things. Though, since the writing's terrible, they really don't need them at all. That's the thing. It's just like, what a worthless fucking message. It's just like confusing that bad doing a bad though would have taken care of all of it. Especially if they, while they lose so many people. It's the second time that Mando has irresponsibly brought a bunch of civilians into a combat zone. Well, the 8080, at least they gave them some training, right? No, they got sharpened sticks. He's not ruthless. He's not spending lives just so that he can make the mission easier because he's portrayed as quite the Goodman. He's just incompetent. That is consistent in all of the Mandalorian episodes so far. He's just the worst warrior ever to ever be in Star Wars. I think I saw somebody compare him and say that he was Star Wars. This is John Wick. I just find that funny. John Wick is lucky, but he's very confident. I wouldn't say he's like fucking stupid in John Wick 2 and 3. The problems with that, those films, at least from what I remember. Yeah, yeah. There's just a lot of instances where guys should have shot him and didn't in those two. Yeah, all the enemies are stupid. They just walk up to him with their guns out. But if I put my gun right in his face, I've gone on a fucking mess. He does do some stupid shit, like walking past the guy. He just exits the party in the really obvious way and happens to bump into his old friend or whatever. And then he's like, you working tonight? Yes. Good night. Great so. It's like, what are you doing? You fucking retard. John Wick 2, very good, right? Yeah. Yeah, you got ironclad saying, they should have held onto the bounty hunter's guild component. Would have gone a long way to getting us to different locations. A logical means of Mando doing odd jobs, keeping Mando proactive rather than sporadically. Held hostage in exchange for information and maintaining a degree of income, assuming he used all of that best car for his armor, which I think is categorical, right? I don't know. So, you don't need the guild to do that? No, you don't. But I actually agree with the idea of keeping the guild involved and it gives you access to just more bounty hunting, will building, which would be really cool. It would be if he was still in the guild and everyone else in the guild was dead. Mando trays the guild, kills everyone in the guild, and then the guild leader teams up with him to save the guild. No, I know you made that. I think these criticisms, I don't know if they do, but these criticisms probably involve redoing season one as well. You just redo all of it. Yeah, just as a rule of thumb, redo season one. So, I'd be curious to see what you guys think of this one. They said, wait a minute. I just realized that they got the law wrong. She says that when the Empire fell, Mos Pelgo was a free for all, but that doesn't make any sense because the Tatooine is owned by the Hutts, and it's in Hutts space. The first thought someone might have is, wait, but Jabba's dead, right? Power vacuum or something? It's like, but none of that was mentioned. It was all just that the Empire in control. And if you remember, Death Star Part 2 blowing up was very soon after Jabba died. Like, we're not talking years or anything. Like, the idea that Jabba was not in control of Tatooine or at least the Hut family would have... There's no way that Jabba was the only Hut, you know? I mean, there's a lot of things. The news wouldn't have gotten around in that time for it to become under the Empire's control only for them to then blow up. Yeah, what we're supposed to believe is that the Hutts lost control of the Outer Rim or rather just the Tatooine portion, I guess. And the Empire took over, and then the Empire instituted like laws and safety, regulations or, you know, outposts. And then the moment Death Star 2 blew up, a power vacuum appeared in Tatooine and everyone started killing people. Like, it's all so borked. It's weird. Hmm, from a lore perspective, anyway. Yeah. Hey, Friggy, you want to read this one out? I honestly can't take the critique from people who thought the haunting of Bly Manor was great serious. Christ, that show was trash that liked the smell of its own farts. I don't fuck yourself! So, um... Bly Manor's fantastic. I don't know what to tell you. Fuck this, next comment. I just find it amusing. It's like, so you're on team pro Bando, bad Bly Manor, and I'm like, alright, I don't think you're the type to appreciate Consistent Riot then, right? Like, I don't know. You just, I mean, I don't know what to say. Like, Bly Manor's really well constructed. Bly Manor is all over the fucking place. I just feel like, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sorry you don't like good TV shows, but I hope you sort that out soon. I got faith. Yeah, don't worry. A lot of people get over it. A lot of people don't, so... And this one's pretty amusing you got. They're gonna hate it. So, before we address anything else in this screenshot, I would not describe my feelings toward Mandalorian as hate. I don't hate it. It's a terrible show. I don't hate it. I never even, I wouldn't have watched it if it wasn't for you, Fer. I would downright refer to my position as amused. I'm amused by Mandalorian a lot of the time. I think a lot of the mistakes they make are funny and dumb. They're hilarious, yes. I do not, in any sense of the word, gonna give them praise for their storytelling. It's garbage. Oh no, absolutely not. I feel like disappointed would better describe how I feel because I think I've said this so many times at this point. I really would have liked to show like the Mandalorian if it was good. This is kind of like my gem. And... It's bad. Sucks. Then you got, I think you'll only like it if you're a longtime Star Wars fan. You watched all other shows. That's a weird qualifier for a TV show. You'll like it as long as you watch a bunch of other shows that are dubious quality. I feel as though the majority of our criticisms have nothing to do with the existence of other shows. Yeah, they're pretty independent. Most of our issues are self-contained to the individual episodes in this show itself. Yeah. Then you got, there are logical reasons to hate the writing of Batman, CW. Don't know why they need to hate Mando, though. Have you listened to what we were saying? It's such a strange thing to say. To any of the, in an episode that's been out. Like, what the hell? This is just, you're not allowed to make fun of things I like. Yeah, because I've seen, there's a bit of fighting in the comment section. And we'll have a look at some more when we hit the next episode, I suppose. But like people who keep saying, like references to how we're being unfair or mean or whatever, but then counters from our fans as well being like, wait, how come none of you are saying this with Batwoman? Well, because Batwoman is bad writing. It's like... We're still using the same standards, by the way. I just want to point that. Okay, no, okay, sorry, my bad. So, are you guys ready to watch episode three of season two? Finding amusing that like he puts so much effort into getting Boba's armor, but he left like that enormous pile of armor. I guess because the Blacksmith has it. Yeah, if the Blacksmith has it, it's okay. Did she put it in like a big truck? Oh, we don't know. Yeah, it was pretty rough. Yeah, yeah, abortion. So yeah, first two... Have we talked about this like first two episodes of filler? I don't think I've ever encountered a TV show where the first episode of season is filler. So weird. You think you're going to show that baby Yoda is going to eat the babies? I assume that's just for the episode. All right. All right, here we go. Yeah, here we go. Let's see what happens next. Okay. I'm two years old. Oh, wait. No, Star Wars. Where's Georgia? God, Georgia. She's so fucked up. Look how high quality is this. It's such a waste. I don't know what you mean. They have a lot of money. That's for sure. I still can't get over the fact this is a half hour episode. It's like shit. All right. Yeah, good going. Why is it so short? I can't believe they made it here. Yeah, how many years... How many dozens of years did it take for you to get here? Without the guidance system, it'll be a manual re-entry. I might get a little choppy. Oh, this shit won't survive anything. Yeah, it's fine. Isn't the ramp at the back down? So, like, if you're going into the atmosphere, that's going to burn, right? You don't have to come in so fast. I don't know if we'll survive. Slow down. Just float down. This is, uh... I think it's a reference to Apollo 13, actually. Which would make sense because I believe Bryce Dallas Howard directed this episode. And her dad directed Apollo 13? Why didn't they, like, hail anyone on the planet to come up and help them? You think there'd be other options, yeah. This is way more stressful. Yeah, it's like, hey, guys, my name is such and such. My ship's fucked up. Can someone give us a hand up here? I like all the fucking damage we've sustained because we couldn't go into hyperdrive because those eggs might get hit. And then fucking baby Yoda's chowing down on him. And it's going to drop really hot, isn't it? Cut off at the end and... Yeah. Oh, I guess they drowned. No, they'll fish it out. I like how none of them care. There was, like, a spaceship coming crashing down to the fucking... There you go. All right, all right. Wait, did they just wait until they strapped all that apart? Yeah. It's been down there so long that sea weed is already a mask on. This is, like, two weeks late. Can you fix it? What do you think? Do it. You can. This is 12 bucks. I wonder if it'll be pristine by the end of the episode. I don't know. Almost assuredly. A number of eggs in that thing always changes. She makes more off-screen and baby Yoda eats more off-screen. Wow, really? All right. Yeah, that quest is done. Sweet. Get the XP. This was an emergency landing, right? The odds of this person being here is quite... Well, I guess they were supposed to be someplace like... I don't know. This is where they were supposed to be all along. It was not as many as I thought there'd be. I was told you could lead me to others of my kind. He sets off the flamethrower. Oh, God knows. Oh, look at Sasha Banks. I mean a character from Star Wars. Don't do the disappearing thing. She's kind of mysterious. Oh, my goodness. She was waiting here for Mando. The ghoul on Tatooine sold him out. She had gambling debts with ants. Hmm, Tacey. Oh, yeah. Man, I must suck to only have three fingers. Rashid, over there. What? All right. Baby Yoda. Wait, what? How do I get those sleeves on? I don't know. The stretchy racks. Information. Calamari flan from the first episode. Have you seen others that look like me? Others with Breskar have been through here. Who can take me to them? I know someone who might help. What the fuck? Yeah, it turns me right. Commando. You got ears, buddy? Don't play with your food. What? Oh, OK. I guess. It's actually normal for food to attack infants as they try to eat it. If this show was fantastic, then like the music would be even better. You know, every time we hear the theme, you'd be really happy instead of sad because it's this great music I've fixed in this show. It wasn't really fishing music, is it? No. There should have had it be like a sea chantsy or something. Maybe all of the other guys would be humming the song. Come on, all right. Is our ship breaking apart? All right. They're feeding them Mamakor or whatever they called it. What? Oh, my God. Are you fucking with me? What? Wow, he didn't instantly kill that guy? Yeah, what did you think would happen if he jumped into water? Why did you not kill all these guys up top first? So what about the creature? Is it not eating Mando? What was your plan, Mando? Yeah. What's happening? Oh. Wow, lucky. That is very lucky, I guess. I'm guessing the only way to explain it like they would have been like we've been following you or something like that. Shoot him in the shoulder. Yeah. What child? Who the fuck are you? So she's going to do what he couldn't do. If the armor meets its navel. All right then. Is it dead finally? No. Damn it. I've been searching for more of our kind. Well, lucky we found you first. Lucky? Is that it? I was hoping that... Where did you get that armor? This armor has been in my family for three generations. You do not cover your face. What are you talking about? It's one of them. One of what? They're fucking weirdos. I am Bo-Katan. Oh, that's a person that's important. I was born on Mandalore and fought in the perch. I thought her name was Bo-Katan. Isn't that what people say? No, Bo-Katan. This is Lady Bo-Katan of House Kreese. I am Bo-Katan. There is only one way. The way of the Mandalore. No, there's two. Wait, what? Dude. What are you doing? Okay. Wait, wow. Wow. Okay. Wow. All right. I guess you blew this shit up. I already have so many questions. Yeah. Were they just lucky that they turned up at that moment? Yeah, that's what they said. They said lucky. The woman that he saw in the crowd was one of the Mandaloreans. So they were following him. So were they on the ship? I guess they flew there. They knew he was coming? So this is what I'm getting at. Like they flew over there in reaction to him getting ambushed? Or did they just happen to fly over when that was happening? You kill my brother. What is this episode? What brother? When? You all look the same. Let me guess. Yeah, you all look the same. The bounty hunters will save him again. I'm gonna kill your pet. Oh my God. It's Junric after all. Oh my God, they actually, oh my God. Correct response. Can we at least buy you a drink? Is that allowed? Is that allowed? Does the way let you buy drinks for people? He's cool with them now. It's fine. It works the other way around when someone saves me. I'll light them a drink, but okay. The seizing weapons to retake that homeworld. What do you know of the Jedi? Nothing. That's stupid. Somehow. Inexplicably. Stop. Don't. Yeah. Gross. Why does space food have to be disgusting? I don't know. What the fuck is up with that? I can meet you to one of their kind. But first we need your help. Side quest. Y'all three don't need help on anything. It looks like you just really need him. Him of all people. According to the ports manifested schedule to depart at first light. We're going to sketch four Mandalorians looking at one thing. We've been hitting them pretty hard. I'd be concerned. If you want to do this with four, you're going to need the element of surprise. I, as Mando, know very little about this element. The tower won't allow them to climb until they've left the port's airspace. Troopers. Squad at most. Oh, so they couldn't. Basically zero threat. Yeah. Well, no, these are Mandalorians, so storm troopers are like the Kryptonite Mandalorians so you've established. Oh, of course. You're right. Yeah. Something's come up. Can I leave him with you for a bit? Fuck. I hate. I wish there weren't any troopers in this episode because they're just going to be blasted through. That's all that's going to happen. In a world where storm troopers were actually like storm troopers. Like train soldiers. This would be interesting. Yeah. Like train soldiers who are competent. What? Why are you scared of me? What are you doing up here? Man, element of surprise already lost. Yeah. Good job, guys. Oh, wow. Oh, good job. Yeah. element of surprise. I don't think so either. They weren't ready to just blow you away when you open that door. All right. Oh no. More troopers. That knife is barely longer than your feet. That knife is barely longer than her fist. How is it? Oh, now it's longer. Okay. So badass. He's so cool. I like that Mando is just slowly trying to keep up with them. It's like, hey, wait. Oh, no, they might shoot our armor. Oh, now's the time. Oh, not that the troopers need to last cover at all. There was no plan there either. It was just now we move. Okay. Now we move again. Okay. Good job, guys. Why don't you just sit there with your guns ready for them to pop out of cover? I wish there were just no troopers. I wish this was just a lowly guarded, you know, facility or something. Then how are they beating us? Yeah, we're really good at killing Mandalorians. Yeah, we're really, really fucking good at killing Mandalorians. Except when the plot demands it and we get bad again. These are blue Mandalorians. They're great. How long until we clear the atmosphere can make the jump to hyperspace? We can't climb until we leave the harbors on, sir. Climb down. Just fucking do it. Your lives are in danger. You're the empire. You don't fucking care about a local code. I mean, surely you've got just, you can just lock the doors, right? Yeah. Also, you would just tell the tower, like, yeah, we're being attacked by pirates. We have to go. Oh, look at them. Look at them. Oh, wow. That's a big squad. Do you tell me none of them stole that? Oh, they're not even. They're just now passing out guns. How many Stormtroopers are there on this ship? Yeah, it's a big squad. So that's three sequence set pieces already of mowing down Stormtroopers. We've had three. I'm curious how many more there's going to be. Nothing going to pop out of different doors. Can you not just lock it? Or just get ready. Just have a charge. Have a bomb ready. A bomb would be good, yeah. Yeah, a thermal detonator. Or thermal detonator. Oh my God. There's no plan. They just shoot. Now you want to close the door. All of them. What? Are you retarded? What? Why didn't you do that first? What? Moving the door. Why are you all stupid? Why didn't you do that first? Where? In the cargo control area. Wow. Wow, they locked them in the cargo control area. Wow. Wow. Fuck me. We're taking the entire ship. What? Mando, how did you think they were going to carry all this? Yeah. Do multiple trips? Like what? Oh, there's slow old Mando trying to keep up. We are taking the ship for the battles ahead. I got you, your weapons. I have to return to my ship with the foundling. If you want my help finding the Jedi, you will help me take this ship. Also, Mando, this is the Empire, by the way. They wiped out your entire faction. So I guess Mando thought he was helping them get this stuff and then he could go back to get Baby Yoda. Yeah, he's just going to leave this point. It's like, well, all right. Boxes in this room are yours now, I guess. Yeah, he hasn't really done anything. Oh, it's Moff Gideon. Oh. Are these the same pirates that have attacked our other vessels? They appear to be. So they even know about them and they had no prep for them? Cool. You know what to do. It would have been interesting if he was like, actually, no, I don't want to die. He really stands for whatever it is the Empire stands for that we never really learned about ever. Oh boy, will they make it? Surely not. Dude, more stormtroopers. What can we do about this? What is this, the fifth set piece now? I mean, there's loads of options you have. Throw grenades. Yeah, there you go. Wait, what's he doing? Cover you. What? Cover you. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh my goodness. Why did you throw that from there? Oh my God. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. The plot armor is insane. Holy shit, dude. Dude. How come you couldn't have thrown those from where you were? The Mandalorian in microcosm. That's what that one shot was. He's the protagonist. Okay. The Dark Saber. Oh God. The Dark Saber. They want to get the Dark Saber. Oh, lucky. I feel like a little survived crashing into the water. Yeah, that too. I guess you think they'd be ready for that, actually. Oh, okay. So they have electricity cyanide pills. Okay. He committed electricide. He threw those grenades, which have held their deal. Yeah. There you will find Ahsoka Tano. Oh. You were sent by Bo-Katan. Your bravery will not be forgotten. Bravery. Your bravery. The way you walked into that hallway with your plot armor. I believe there is a difference between bravery and stupidity. And I guess the arc for this episode is we are old Mandalorians, even if we have a different ideology. Yeah. Yeet. Doesn't look pristine. I gave you a thousand credits. This was the best you could do. A thousand credits isn't that much. It's like half a day. Half a day? Your shit was destroyed. That's actually kind of incredible that it was repairable at all. Especially for only a thousand credits. Why does it sound like a lot? They've pirated it. They've given it pirate theme. Pirate. You're ready to go fishmin me matey. This is webbing up the decoration. You should be glad this shit works and all that. Look at this. What is this? It's rippy. Is it dangerous? I don't know. Okay. What? Wait, what just fell out? Something fall out. And he ate it. Did Mando know if that thing was edible rather than poisonous? Yeah, what if there's venom or something? Alright. I hope maybe he had a shit in his cockpit. Price Dallas Howard, congratulations. Wow, that was bad. What the fuck was that? I'm pretty sure Price Dallas Howard directed episode four, season one, by the way. Oh no. But she didn't write it though. It's the writing too. I mean, yeah, I'll agree with that. I find it amusing that this whole episode was just how fucking cool are Mandalorians? Look at them blast troopers away. I don't know. That's my favorite Mandalorian seat of all time, where he just gets blasted by a million bolts and none of them. Fucking brilliant. Can't believe they had the balls to film that. What a fucking joke, dude. I also happen to love that he throws the grenades, and they all just look at them like, huh, weird. Yeah, I was like, huh, do you think something's gonna happen? God, the idea that there was even a second of concern about any of these sequences, they're like terminators dealing with children. So what we got was, you got to the Mandalorians that you needed to get to, and they've sent you now to a Jedi. We have pushed the can a little further down the road. Yeah, we're getting there, guys. I can see why people thought that was the worst of the three. Plot armor-wise, it certainly is. In terms of nonsense, I'd say it's between this one and the first one. That first one was pretty mad. It was the plot line in the first one that was uttered garbage. The plot armor in this episode was pretty intense. Well, I mean, he had literal... Mandalor almost died 18 times in this episode. He did, yeah. But they needed him. They needed him. They didn't do anything except that one moment. So someone could argue. It's like, ah, that's what they needed him for, his bravery. Like, what are you talking about? They're not brave. I love that he dives. He dives after Baby Yoda, and he like immediately is like... Oh, should I get three for the water? What the hell? I didn't expect that. Oh, man. And just after we spoke about how incompetent he is too. Yeah, a blind man and his shit, fuck off. Well, see, you just don't appreciate True Kino like Mandalorian. Oh, thank fuck I don't. How do you guys rank it? Was this the worst or the best or the middle? I think this was the worst. This was a worthless episode of TV. I don't know, man. Like, I just don't even know what I meant to make of this whole show. The budget type. Yeah, it looks nice. Yeah, nice. You know, it's got that going for it. Good job, people who make the costumes. Yeah. Good job, people who design the CGI and creatures and stuff. Yeah, it must suck knowing that all of your hard work and effort is going to these ridiculously stupid... At least you know it'll make money. Like, so you're in a job still. That's pretty true. I don't know, if I'm working for Disney, job security is not exactly what I'm feeling. Yeah, episode three. That was fun. I know it wasn't fun. Fuck this. I hated this episode so much. Episode four is next. Yes. See you next time, folks. How exciting.