 So, what else is it that you want, little boy? I want a big big Santa. I want a big big d- Oh, yes. Hello, welcome to a very S-Fan Christmas, starring me. This is not an OTK thing. It just happens to be that we have some of the OTK people here hanging out, having a good time. We're gonna make gingerbread houses. We're gonna have some fun, play charade, drink some drinks, eat some pizza. This pizza is good. Very good. Ooh, really good. Gingerbread house building contest. This is just gonna be a fun time, it's gonna be good. Relax. Nobody has allowed to hate Maya but me, okay? I will channel all the hate for all of chat. Get out of here. Stop. I will channel all the hate. Don't worry, chat. You'll be the backwards. Put it on your chest. Right in the can. Maya wants to fuck Mitch, Maya wants to fuck. Oh my God, this guy! Mike, can someone skip that? Please, holy shit, dude. I hate this guy, man. I spent everything for a buck, huh, you son of a bitch? Oh my God, dude, I hate this man. Well, everyone, let's go. Thanks, chat. Man. Okay, is that fine? Fuck you, sandy, stupid-ass bitch. I've always fucking hated myself. You are a guy here, boy. Yeah, girl, she was. Fuck you, dude. You came down my chimney and fucked my mom. Yes, and I also came down your- Get down here, get down here. You got gifts this year, old man? Yo, you will see, come down. Is it a gift for me this time, huh? Yes, you'll see. I hope he asks for a better hairline. All right, you're retarded, listen. Have a seat. Oh my goodness, you are a big boy. I'll sign one for my other for a town. Okay. So tell me, little boy, what is it that you want for Christmas? Santa, I have everything I need for Christmas. Okay. But you know what one thing I don't have? What is that? Viewers. That is true. I'm a dead streamer. That's what happens when you don't stream but leave the channel on for two weeks. Sinnac. All right, that's so true. But Santa, what do I do? We're 12 Rangers, watch my stream. I think the best suggestion would be to change legs as Santa cannot feel his knee. Oh, dear goodness. So what else is it that you want, little boy? I want a big dick, Santa. I want a big, big dick. Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard and make sure to write it on your wish list and send it to the North Pole, then we will see what you can get. Why the fuck would I do that when I could buy one on Amazon? Well, it's very interesting that you say that in the first place because your mother asked for the same thing. Well, off you go then. You spanked me, Santa. Well, so I spanked your mother, too. What? What's up, Santa? Hello, crazy slick. OK. Santa, are you so fucking cheap you don't pay for premium Spotify after you got $500 donations so you have to listen to a fucking Toyota ad? Well, I don't have any hard disk space, so I have to download the YouTube instead of the Spotify. Oh, Christ. Next. Anyone at all? Anyone else? Would anyone else like to come for Christmas? No. Next. Would anyone else like to join for Christmas? Go fucking bitch, I'm going to go. Hurry up, I want to go. I've never got to meet Santa before. Yes, have a seat. Ah. Well, what is it that you want for Christmas? Oh my god, it's happening. All the shippers to disappear. Very good. Well, both of those things can't happen at the same time, Jenny. She's got Santa's lap and maybe you'll get that green card. Well, you've been a very naughty girl, so I don't think neither of those things are going to happen. Ha ha. You'll get a big bag of cool stuff. You haven't been bad. You've been really bad. You've been very bad. I've been bad. You've been very bad. You know what I want for Christmas, Santa? I want her to never drive again. Well, that's already happened. Thanks, Santa. No problem. I can't hear you. You have to come here. Idiots. No cutting, naughty girl. What is cutting? Oh, that excuse. Mods. What is it that you want for Christmas, little girl? I think this is what Santa wanted for Christmas. Well, that's something that we can get taken care of for you. You just drink lots of milk. Really? Yes, the milk is stored in the boobs. Really? And they just fill up like balloons. Really? Yes. That's it? Yes, that's it. Really? Yes. You also need to massage them. Just like face massage. Yo, what the fuck? Are you talking about over here? I'm a doctor. She's actually just interesting. What? What? Santa, I want my... Go ahead, little girl. Santa, I want my girlfriend and I'll be mad at you for Christmas. Brother? Yeah. Did I say you can sit down? Stand up. Stand up. I'll sit up. Go. Stand up. Get your feet off the couch, you naughty girl. You will be getting too bad. No. No. No. Get me the spray. Get me the spray. Down. Bullshit. That is what happens to naughty girls who sit on the couch. What? What do you want? What? Elders. Mischievous. He is older, actually. Mischievous. I respect him myself. Hey! You shall call him Father Mischievous. Ew. I became a priest. Call me daddy. Do it. You must respect your elders. You cannot attack. She hit daddy. Why are you smacking daddy? Is it that you want for Christmas? This is for Christmas. I honestly... Let me think about this for a second. I want rank one for Christmas, Santa. Oh, rank one. Can you explain to us what a rank one is? Santa, shut up. You don't have to know what rank one is, you little bitch. I want to be the top of the ladder in World of Warcraft. Santa? You know what? We can get you rank one. I have some friends over at Blazing Boost. Oh no. Never mind. They don't exist anymore. They got shut down and sued. Santa, do you think you can help me get a girlfriend? Yes, I can. Back in my college days, I said I was the ultimate wingman. I can help you get some hot elf ass. I've been really lonely, Santa. Yes, I can tell. I can really use a girlfriend. Well, as long as it's the loneliness and not the horniness, I can help you. I'm thinking with this head, Santa. It's very good. That's very good. Yes, Santa. He's got a gnome fetish. And also got 12 rank ones. Motherfuckers, I'm out this bitch. Okay, is there anyone else who wants anything for Christmas? Okay, come sit down again, little boy. What? What are you doing? My mom's, I'm waiting. Oh, hello. Why are you saying hi to my model? I'll say hi to her all I want. Hello, little girl. What is it that you want for Christmas now? Yeah, I thought I was a little boy. Okay, young man, what is it that you want for Christmas? What do you want? I want this house. No, you cannot have this house. This house is not owned by me, it's owned by Esfand, who is mysteriously missing. I'm not Esfand. I'm not Esfand. Oh, a ring pile on there. Yeah, I just got them. You want one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. At a Walmart, I saw this tank that I could ride. We cannot buy you military grade weapons. So, is there anything else that you would like to get? No, we can suck it. I suck. Okay, well, thank you. Come on, your hands, Sam. You're gonna fucking go. Come on, son, you're left. Come on, Sam. Let me fucking sit. Come on, have a seat. It's alright, dude. I didn't hear you go. I feel it's going. I need my ankle. Yeah, I hope the slug's handy, man. Friendly. He's just... Here's Anna, you know what I don't know. I told my daddy, I said, Daddy, if I get one million views on TikTok, can I get a PS5? And he said, no. So, Santa, if I get five million views, can I get a PS5? No, you cannot get a PS5. Anyway, Santa, go fuck yourself, dude. You actually just leech, dude. You're a leech. I might after I'm done with your mother. Oh, my God. It's not the real John Swinney. Stop! Unbelievable. Let's take Santa's clothes off. And kiss him. Yeah! What? No, no. Yo. Oh, now you are being a very naughty girl. Being a bitch. Sorry. Yo, what the hell, dude? I'm sorry, Santa. Your son's ugly, by the way. Fucking ugly. Straight up. You're gonna throw his pubes at me? He's fucking stupid. Okay. Well, thank you for joining. Oh, that's true. Okay. Yeah, this is fine. I need something for Christmas, too. I do. Kind of comfortable. I don't know why the children like it so much. Santa! So, I've never done this, so I don't know how it goes. Santa, what do you want, a treadmill? A treadmill is a little hard on my knees. How about some deodorant? I've never made it this far, so I don't really know. How about a girl from live stream fails? Oh, I don't know about that one. I have a friend who did the same thing last year. Terrible, terrible mistakes. Yeah. Wow. That's a bitch. Thank you. A long list, huh? A lot of things that I could ask for. Maybe instructions on how to clean this Santa out for it. Because I didn't wash it after I used it last year. Okay, thank you, little boy, that I'm sitting on in town. You're a cool man. Well, Santa Claus must take his leave. Hey, Santa Claus must take his leave. I have a very busy schedule this time of year, so thank you all for having me, and I will return in a few days. Thank you. There, Santa is done with each. Imagine leeching off of kids you fucking cringelord. Yikes. Play some video games. Stop doing so much viral content. Do your own thing. You stream once a year, and you think you're the shit, dude. You're actually a fucking loser. Dumbass. Why are you mad? He's napping today. He's being a baby. Yes, he is. Not long enough. Yo, what the fuck are you looking at, man? Get the fuck out of my face, man.