 Oh, that staffs. The show is a murder mystery, so if you know the results, please keep it to yourself out of respect for other audience members. Characters in the show will lie to you. Not everyone is very trusting of each other. So it is up to you to dig deep into the truth of the situation. You're about to enter SCP-3008, the Infinite Ikea. This Ikea, as you can know, is snapped by faces of employees who develop a thirst for blood when nightfall comes. Inside you will find civilians, such as yourselves, as well as members of the SCP Foundation. This foundation is dedicated to containing anomalies or anything that doesn't follow our current understanding of science. If you would like to survive, your best bet is inside that door. So please, we heavily encourage you to knock like hell and beg for your lives before the employees come to get you. Go, go, go, go, go, go! I feel like we're going to have a bad time. Oh, okay, that's good, that's good, that's good. I hope you like to sit on the floor. Yeah, I don't think we have enough beds for you guys. You get used to it real quick, I haven't slept in bed in 10 years. I don't know, I'm over 30, my back already hurts. Oh, god. This is a safe place for the night, and we'll find another place for you tomorrow. Can they get in? No, no, no, no, no. They should, they should, um, you know, it's, um, we just passed it up again last night. Don't worry about it, no, don't worry about it. We are so sorry that we're standing like that. I hope you understand that it's embarrassing, and ours is different. We are now trapped in SCP-10008. Congratulations. It's an incident I feel with us. But we do believe that it is better for you to be here within this barricaded cell rather than out there with the dash 2s. Yes, if you saw those things that looked like reject simpsons out there, those are known as SCP-10008-2, dash 2 for short, harmless during the day, but incredibly volatile and dangerous during the evening. They have above you average strength, and they are incredibly hostile. Do not interact with them if you hear them at night, when these lights go out, say, the store is now closed, please vacate the premises. Thankfully, you all are safe in here. This settlement is ordered by the government to survive now. How can you tell them if they're safe here when there was a murder less than 24 hours ago? We locked away in the bathroom. We should probably just, um, earlier this morning, late last night, um, our racist fiance here was, unfortunately, murdered by another one of our own in the settlement, Cam, who is, uh, secured in the shower right now. Um, as Cam was rendering Carter, he was saying things that sounded very much like the dash 2, saying things that the store is now closed, please exit the Ikea. Um, after securing Cam in the shower, Edgar and Ren taking over watch for the night. A couple hours later, we noticed that the body of Carter had been moved outside of the settlement. Um, and stuff just won't, I believe, you'll have a theory about that. I do. So, I scanned the blood splatter from the scene of the crime, and my foundation issued SCP scanner, which you are now intimately familiar with. Uh, at that moment, we figured out that there was anomalous material inside of that blood, which means that either Carter or Cam was anomalous. So, we went and we stamped Cam, since Cam wasn't interested in having her here at this time, um, turns out Cam is fully anomalous. Uh, we have decided to call it SCP-3008-3, uh, where dash 3's were short. Essentially, a mutation of the dash 2's that you all have encountered outside. They still have the bloodlust and the need to kill as the dash 2's, but they are human in look. So, they're easily blended with all of us. Uh, unfortunately, since there wasn't an accomplice, my theory is that they were as well at dash 3, where they were comfortable enough to exit our settlement during the dark hours. And that's why we had to scan all of you upon entry, because if they can blend in with humans, we just needed to make sure that you all are humans and set yourselves. I need to scan all of you all, please, by now. Are you okay, guys? Everyone line up? Uh, you sure to get my good side? Yeah, okay. You only have one? I don't think so. Yeah. Can you bring me another roll of tape? What's the last roll of tape? Well, I only have enough tape for one more scan. What's going on? Wait a minute! Go! What happened to all the tape? I don't know! I don't know where you're looking at me! All of you are verified humans thanks to the Foundation's issued scanner, so we can all at least rely on you guys to help us out. Also, none of you were here last night, so your alibis are pretty rock solid by that account, so please, do whatever you can to help us figure this out, and maybe we can even find a way out of this doctor's taken place. We are on the verge of raiding your folks, or at least I am, so if you all want to figure out this mystery, pronto, come with me. I got something to say. If you want to figure out this mystery right, come with us. If you just want to help me find my fiancé's murder accomplice, I think that's the most important thing here. Please, come find me. We really can't be put in a hurry! What if you don't know what the fuck is going on? These are the notes. These are the notes. These are what we are checking Foundation staff. We have insight, and we're using it. We need to find Iris. Who is Iris? That's the question we have first and foremost. Hello, I see you're taking notes. What are you taking notes about? I'm Iris. As they mentioned earlier, Carter might not say what your name is. I'm Iris. What's your name? I am Sherman. Sherman. It's so great to meet you. Sorry to welcome you in in an emergency situation. You'd be surprised how often that's the case. Sorry. Well, as someone who's part of their foundation, I'm not really used to emergencies like this one. Yeah, I've been taking notes just trying to figure out what needs to be done to make the on-base body. I feel like the only way to find out is to figure out where everybody was last night, so that's what I'm trying to figure out for you. It's like a game of clues. You need to have the opportunity. Kind of, of course. You know, a moment for alibis, all those things. So, I'm trying to figure that out right now. The murder happened around 2.30 a.m. last night. 2.30 a.m. last night? We think that the body was moved from 3 to 4 a.m. Somewhere in that time range. So, I'm trying to just figure out where everybody was during that time. We've been talking all morning, but it's a lot of arguing, and it's been very good. This is really overwhelming with all the candidates. Of course it is. We haven't actually gotten anywhere. We're seeing as you're just brand new here, and you're humans, and we know we can trust you. Maybe the others don't know if they trust you more than they trust me as well. Because some people are suspicious of you, even though it's like this. So, if you find out an alibi or anything suspicious, if someone's giving you a bad lie, feel free to let me know. I'm trying to figure it out together. Indeed, indeed. Yes. If you also want to start, I would start with you. He's like the whole voice-looking man over there in the blue-eyed kia coat. I don't know, but he's really nice. I really trust him, and I'm really close with him. And he knows this place at the back of his head. So, he knows anything about this place. Anything. I think he would know. Fantastic. Good to know. Indeed, indeed. Good luck. Because they told me. They told you that you'd die. Do you remember seeing it? No, I don't remember. Where were you? I was at 9. 9 a.m. But where were you? Nothing after 9. 9 p.m.? Until 4. Until 4? At 8 p.m. At 8 p.m. At 8 p.m. Oh. 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. That's when Joe told everyone that the body was moved. People were so loved. Mind wipe 9 to 4. Exactly. Exactly. I think, um... What led up to your empty-minded 9 o'clock? Oh. Normal day. Very normal day. Very normal day? How is it normal? You're stuck in an idea. I mean as normal as a camper. Thank you. I try and live a very normal life here. I have... I've met two guys. I have Pug Shuffle. Does that work? Yes. Every day he's shuffling. Yes. Well, it only works when it's plugged in. I think something's wrong with the battery. And they won't fix it. Freaking science nerds don't even know science and iPod shuffle. Well, that's night. Right. 9 o'clock. I was like in my bed listening to music. And, uh... I don't know how to be honest. I thought I fell asleep. And that I just woke up when Joe was like, the body was gone. I was like, you're in the screen? You thought you fell asleep. Right. But apparently I was awake the whole time. What do you mean you... apparently where we... like people saw you moving around but you don't remember it? Were you like... your eyes were open? Or are you like... are you... like your eyes open? I don't think I was asleep. I think my mind was wide open. My memory is... Where did they say you were during this 9 to 4 time? If you weren't in bed. Where did they say you were? Up until, um... 2. I think... Well, 2 is when... when we all woke up and turned Carter and Cam making a commotion in the living room. So they didn't tell me. But, you know, I was there apparently standing. I was very conscious. And a lurch is what they're saying. And, um... Then we all went back to sleep because it was, you know, it was my time. We couldn't do anything. We couldn't go outside. And then... 4 o'clock is when I actually started being conscious and Joe... was in the body. I'm interested. You heard the sound of, like, commotion? You heard commotion? Yes. I mean, I guess. Wait, but you said you heard something. They tell me that we all heard it. But what did you know at first? I don't... I don't know anything. So the last thing you remember is going to bed? Yep. And then the last thing after that you remember is Joe saying the body had been moved? Yes. Did he also tell you that the body had been moved? He had died? Or... Oh, yeah. Iris felt clear everything up afterwards. Did you... Did you have any sort of dizziness, dry mouth, sort of symptoms after waking up? Something unusual? Dry mouth. Oh, my goodness. Like the worst I've experienced. Can you even get water in here? Well, you know, there's running water in some of the things. Watery water, filtered water is a lot harder to find. They help me. They tell me where to find things like food and bottled water. The stuffed animals tell you? Yes. Have the foundation researchers inside this encampment mentioned a supply of amnestics at all? Have you heard that? Edgar's in charge of that. Edgar's in charge of that. Dry mouth, you say. Extremely dry. You think... You think he could have got something to do with it? I think it's a question to be asked, is all. Can I get you there? You can call me Theron. Theron, nice to meet you. I'm busy. Could you... I mean, he's not going to say anything to me, obviously. I don't trust him at this point. He doesn't trust me. I don't think he can figure out where he was. I don't think those times... I think we've... I think we can have a little discussion. Thank you. Thank you, Theron. Thank you so much. Perfect, perfect. Tell them we'll do our best.