 How would you feel about an SCP-3008 Infinite IKEA TikTok series? But how would this work? IKEA hasn't exactly been friendly to filming since the COVID pandemic. Or so they say, because they just cease and desisted, the stores closed the SCP-3008 game, so maybe they just don't like SCP and they're ignoring my calls. But what if one or two people went in the early hours or the late hours when there's not a lot of patrons left, and they quietly filmed a script on their phones, kind of like a TikTok lost in the back room's ARG? And maybe that's scripts about how Dr. Sherman had to get lost in the Infinite IKEA maybe to rescue someone, and he needs to survive and find a way out. Plus get a sample of those sweet, sweet meatballs. I'm using the sale of the Dr. Sherman plushies to fund this idea, so if you guys can get 5,000 units of the Dr. Sherman plushies sold, I'll get some SCP authors, we'll write this and I'll go film it. Or stretch goal time, if we move 10,000 on these little guys, then I can hire on other SCP creators or just other TikTok creators, and they can go film in their own local IKEA's and send me the footage. Get a plushie at the link in my bio, help us make this. I don't think you understand how many D-Class we had to push out of that window to get one to fall in the particular way that clipped them into the back rooms. We're not pulling them out without some new data. Just a waste of resources. Ooh, new entity. Oh, not a very friendly one. The back rooms as a project is like watching the lightning in a bottle of the SCP Foundation strike again. Starting on 4chan is basically a creepypasta, check. Moving to a new site as more and more people contribute and then eventually settling on WikiDot just like the SCP Foundation, check. And while there are some who pit SCP in back rooms against each other as if they can't coexist, some of their staff and writers are SCP Wiki staff and writers. I for one look forward to see how this new project grows. D1775, if you value your life, maintain eye contact with that anomaly. Why are all the D-Class edge lords now, come on. Give me the security kit. Oh, hey, Quantalia. You got it. Heard. Angels, am I right? This is a pretty dank location for a retirement party. Oh, so that's how it is. Connors initiate protocol Lambda 7. Authorization code. Fuck the O5. Drugs. First of all, thank you for the compliment. And to answer your question quite simply, creativity is a muscle, and the more you work it out, the stronger the quicker you get at it. If you want to see my background in the arts, you can go to this video a couple weeks ago, how did Dr. Sherman get where he is today, and I detail most of what I've done over the last 15 years of being in the arts. But if you want a fast track getting better at this stuff, I suggest theater classes, improv classes, and writing classes. That'll really get you looking at things from other perspectives and using them for your content better. Hard work, hard work, hard work. That's what they say. The rock, a move on now. Hard work, hard to go, make the call. I've never heard anything like that before. Well, the elephant the shelf won't contain itself. Oh, we have more. Uh, more than more. Okay, I see you guys are pulling a Smurf Swarm scenario. Oh, we're, oh, you're not Smurf-sized at all. Oh, I've got a bad feeling about this. Our agent is about to engage with the entity. I'll let you know how it goes. What are you doing? Go back and contain that thing, you coward. I'm sorry, but this is the same as this, and none of you are going to tell me otherwise. How very nice for you, but do they scream? I'm going to go ahead and say that you won't be shocked to hear that we have an SCP relating to this meme. SCP-6161, the confectionary knife available on the Site 42 YouTube channel for your listening pleasure, is a knife that turns everything into cake. The flavor of the cake is based on what the object previously was, so steel bars tasted medley, car tires tasted rubbery, and when that researcher pricked his finger, you'll have to listen and find out. Hey, hey, hey, don't touch them. Don't touch the fluff. My apologies. That's a warning. The glasses. Oh, they're a gift from Desmond. He's very kind. Anyways, the Christmas party decor is fabulous this year. The lights, the angels, the jingling bells, and then there's... What was that? Did you hear that? I don't know where it came from. Anyways, there's this sort of holiday decoration. I can't remember. Some sort of holiday decorative bush, maybe? Where is that janitor when you need him? No, no, not that way. You are going back to... No, we're not leaving the facility. You are going back to your room. Okay? Good news, that XK-class End of the World scenario has been averted. That planet will not be crashing into us. We are going to lose one country, though. You weren't that attached to England, were you? All right, listen up. We have T-minus 25 seconds before we get Majora's Mask. The birds are all saying so long and thanks for all the bird seed, and we have one shot, one shot to avert this XK. Godspeed, you crazy bastards. Godspeed. Hello, my name's Wendy. I'm the Ethics Commission member that's going to be looking over your files. Oh, you don't want to do that. I want you. How many accounts of that? The number is in and of itself anomalous. Jesus Christ, what did you do? That's level four classified. Two, Dr. Cerise. Subject, your recent glow-up. Per my last email, I told you that the doorway to the Catgirl waifu dimension was located in sector 7G. If you went through the wrong door and turned yourself into a whole-ass cat, that's your problem. Bye-bye, meow. I am telling you, we need to bring noodles the pug in. This no bones day thing is spreading, and, well, people are not getting hurt because they don't have bones to hurt, but it's really freaking weird, man. That was your whole job. This is the third task force this week. Wait, pick up your phone. Where are you going? Well, that's a problem, but not my fault. I did everything I could, and you did too. Also, why are you still here? Back in my day, we only had to worry about object classes. Yeah, pops, but people were always confused thinking that they meant danger instead of containment difficulty, and that's why we invented the ACS, the Anomaly Classification System. With these, we can learn a whole lot about the anomaly at a glance, which is important when you need to know in a hurry, like if they just breach containment. Please note, the Foundation is a highly competent organization. The anomalies do not breach containment. But they sure don't help if you don't know what they mean. So here's a quick rundown. Clearance level is what level of classification that a staff member needs to be allowed to read the document at all. Containment class has replaced the term object class, but it's pretty much the same thing. Disruption class is how disruptive the anomaly is to secrecy, from, eh, no one will notice, to, risk class is basically how dangerous the anomaly is to an individual. How much is it going to hurt, and are you going to recover? And if you want to do your homework like a good cadet, you can Google SCP anomaly classification system and read the document yourself. Good luck out there. Secure. Contain. Protect. I sense a plot twist coming in your life real soon. Why would you think any of this was a good idea? Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Oh. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that. You know it's I'll be in the straight man In an office full of chaos, grim lands I need a break but I'll never get to sleep in Cause the next disaster's obviously creeping Gonna leave me weeping, now my phone's beeping Brought sent another text, I gotta peep it He's always so unwildish, I gotta reap it Another chainsaw, can't it why you all be standing this Wild out of modal ideal? Well, Dr. Reese has got that bloodlust Greenstone's got that look that I don't trust And if y'all don't ease off the sauce Please sober up quickly Greaves is gonna friggin' redact us F***ing lay off the wine I know nine you're getting out We ain't looking your eyes Nine-tailed Fox has entered the facility Oh, that figures Oh, I know! Did you see his physical examination? I don't know if it was a hire this guy Or stick him in a box, 343 damn You are not alone if there are trees I can't tell if that's supposed to be a piece of encouragement Or an ominous warning That is entirely up to the trees First of all, to all my followers who got thrown Head first into the deep end of Seder talk Because I made one video about a Seder I'm not sorry Second, you're a handsome fella But I'm not here for you I'm here for the Kesha Oh, anatomically correct iPod, I hate that I'm classifying you as Archon You can leave Yeah, take it It's not staying here That's for sure Watch your step now Yeah, this is a daily occurrence around here You know how at the zoo They take the peacocks on a walk around the zoo That way they have a little exercise A little enrichment Yeah, we started doing that with a plague doctor A little plague doctor parade over here And behavioral issues have been way down Also, we get some jaunty tunes every once in a while Like, you know, art I have told you if I'm in bed You don't get any chocolate milk Yeah, that applies to you too Hey, Bright, I heard you quit smoking Yeah, I got infected with SCP-5287 And my lady friend would have given me hell If I let it get as far as the last guy did Thank you for listening Site 42 Studios and its staff are funded by viewers like you Please become a patron or visit our merch store At the link in our bio to support our work Secure Contain Protect