 Welcome aboard. Life doesn't matter. Welcome aboard. I won't give it enough for this. I hope we all die Whatever hello Can you tell your kid to shut the f*** up. Hello. Hey, the food is disgusting Welcome aboard. Okay, you'll see this down that aisle. There's only one aisle on this plane. This is my last flight I hate this airline. I'll spit in the food. Mom Mom Dad? Oh god, I hope not. Wonder how I'll meet them. Well, hello. Have you ever been a part of the mile-high club? I have been for every single flight. Hey for today, maybe Maybe not. Enjoy your death. Dude, dude, dude, dude, can I borrow some money? Welcome aboard. Your seat is missing I got the new iPhone. What the f*** do you have? Welcome aboard. Are you a pilot? No? Are you a pilot? No? Are you a pilot? No, f***! Hello, me and the captain are banging so the flight's gonna be smooth. Hello, you're traveling alone? Yes. Oh, that's sad. I didn't brush my teeth today. Mouthwash, slack, hell yeah Thank you. It says here you're flying next week. Hello. Yes. Yes Everyone has to follow me to get on the plane. No battery, get off. Get off. Get off! Can I get a holla? Holla! Can I get a holla? Hoa. You're not welcome on holla airlines. ID. It's a plane. ID. Sell me this plane. Sorry. We're full. We're full. We're full. My wife's already on board. Hello, welcome aboard. The flight has canceled. Enjoy the flights. I love my job. I love my job. I love it.