 What's a celebrity encounter that you think about a lot that had a big impact on you? All right, it's one that I've been pretty outspoken about. So a lot of people might know this one, but remember my heavy metal identity phase? Yeah, sure. I loved Motley Crue. Sure. I wanted to party like Motley Crue, and that's all that mattered in the world. And I was 13 years old, living in Canada. My dad was the president of Nabisco, Canada. Motley Crue is coming. It's Maple Leaf Gardens. This is the hockey arena. Motley Crue's got a show at Maple Leaf Gardens on October 25th of 1987. I'm losing my mind because I love Motley Crue. My dad, Nabisco, happens to have a skybox in Maple Leaf Gardens. And my dad knew damn well that nobody at Nabisco gave a fuck about a Motley Crue concert. Nobody that could get access to the skybox. I'm sure the staff, the factory, loved them. The C-suite, knocked that into them. Right, so my dad knew the skybox would be available. He knew how much I love Motley Crue. He said, you know, I'm gonna do something great for my son, I'm gonna bring him to the Motley Crue concert. And I say to my dad, dog, dad, watching Motley Crue behind a plate glass window sucks. You know, like up in the skybox. I was always kind of embarrassed of all that stuff. And my dad said, all right, well, you can do better than, you know. And then just the day before the concerts, October 25th, I recall, was it Sunday, Saturday before, like it's on TV, like did Motley Crue these assholes in our city, like whatever, they burned something or other. Like it was like, you know, out in the mud. And I'm like, they're in Toronto now, the concert's tomorrow, so I deduced, or induced that they were in a hotel. And so I had to find them. Shot in place? Wait, no, this is Toronto. So, shot in place, where'd you live? Well, I didn't even zero in on a hotel. I called everyone in the Yellow Pages, every hotel in the Yellow Pages. I just started the top of the list and for hours. Now, like I knew, like the band members, real names like Nicky, Nicky Six is like Frank Carlton, Ferrano, Junior, like this is like Vince Neil is Vincent Wharton. And I'm like, they're not gonna check into the hotel as Nicky Six, they're not gonna check into the hotel as Frank Carlton. I was like, I thought they're gonna check into the hotel under the name of their manager. So I go run into my room and I checked the tape sleeves for looking for the name of the manager. Says Doc McGee, famously the manager of Motley Crew. I just went to the Yellow Pages and I started calling and said, hello, please put me through to Mr. Doc McGee's room, please. After just a few hours, they fucking, there was one false alarm, after a few hours, I was patched through to a room. This guy picked up the phone, I said, hello, is that Doc McGee? And he said, no, this is Doc's brother, Scott, who's this? And I was like, is it Motley Crew? Like, and now he says, who is this? Like, how'd you get this number? And I told him, I say, man, I just called every hotel in the Yellow Pages, like his crew there. And he said, like, wow, that's awesome. Like, I'm really impressed by that. Like, would you like me to put you on the list and please come murder us? Right. So I got, he put me on the list for backstage passes, like, fifth row tickets, fifth row center, like, I still went up to the Nabisco Skybox to place my boombox right next to the little speaker to bootleg the concert. And then my dad and I went to my seats and my dad took pictures of me with Nicky Six and Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee and I are like both little kids. Yeah, that, it really made a monster out of me, man. I remember kind of having the sense that, like, man, you know, I wanted to meet these guys. Did it feel like destined or something? I mean, I didn't have anything that I really cared to, I didn't have anything important to say to them. Like, I didn't, you know, there wasn't any real interaction to have, but just by virtue of the fact that I was like standing next to them just because of my own sheer determination. Like, I just feel like that was empowering. Then you got me with the entire band many years later when Tommy reached out to me, he says, dude, I'm back together with Motley Crew. We've been rehearsing for this before they went on the Carnival of Sins tour. We're flying in on a helicopter for this big show. Dude, I want you to get on stage, do something super fucked up and introduce us. And I got on stage and smashed a light bulb over my head and cut my tongue with a piece of broken glass and bled all over myself and put war paint on my face and introduced, ladies and gentlemen, Motley fucking crew. And the girl from your Spanish class was like, oh, dude, it's still not impressive. I don't know what to tell you yet. Two shakes. Hey, did you like that? Did you like that? Yeah, did you like it though? 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