 So at 420, they have entire packages at every single seat for everyone to light up. This is a big pop up. What's going on? Everybody who's watching behind the scenes over here, we're hanging out here on the patio for a second. You might notice something different. We've got a whole crowd of people entering through the crowd camp. Everybody wave to this camera over here. Okay, so the shtick is basically here in about two minutes. The intro will start. Then the show will start. I've got a little rundown for you all. What's happening? There's your seats and gift bags and some joints, please follow the instructions. Not that particularly hard. Also, there's all sorts of snacks and everything stuff inside. So I appreciate you all helping us out with that. We started seating up front. Otherwise, there's a few seats left over here. With that, I appreciate you all being here. So with that, we're just going to let the camera run for a second while Andrew just does it to give you guys the heads up. Yes, the joints are to be lit at 420. What's the best way to do those? Because they're a little bit of a pain. Peel just the little top part off. It's a little bit picky. Peel it off, bite that little top part, and then get a little pop to pop the top. Are you guys going to squeeze on the heart? Yeah, not that hard yet. Just a little pop. And then they pop right over. And then, yeah, please join us to light the 420. Also, at the end of the show, there's a little stick at the end of the show that I'd like you all to participate in as well too. If that's cool, Puffa, I appreciate you being up here, man. You know, I always participate in pre-show, hey? All right. It looked like Instagram was down earlier, so at least take the pictures and post them later. Otherwise, the location is Studio 710. You can tag ExpertJoints, Mike Rita. Also, ExpertJoints Live is the hashtag as well too. And with that, this is going to be a lot of fun. I appreciate everybody who's here. Thank you very much. And with that, in like a couple of seconds, Andrew's going to run the intro and then tell me when we're on, because I don't have a monitor here today. Cool. Yeah, that's right. And if it's your 420, please join us for ours. If it's not your 420, that's okay. Join us anyway. We're out here doing it for the 180th time, episode 180. It's also the season 4 finale as well too, so thank y'all for being here today. I appreciate that. A lot of people came out to be part of this year. Let me do a little housekeeping first before we roll on with the show. Last week, me and DJ Sebe did episode 47 of Fridays Over There, featuring Opus 420. Check the replay over on MixCloud and Twitter and Periscope and all that. I appreciate everybody who's here doing that. Thanks for watching those. Also, check it out on hightypesTV, dv.hightypes.com. Check it out as well too on the HTTB app. Appreciate you. Come on in. And then, yeah, last week's show is all there with all the series. It's a good thing. Please, we hope you support that. Check those out. Appreciate it there. What else? Oh, yeah. If you don't want to miss what's going on at the YouTube supports, please hit the subscribe button down here and give us a thumbs up as well too. And there's a graphic here. And let me see what else. We're on the patio in a complete 180. We're outside with a whole bunch of friends for a special episode. And I say, who's we? Well, he's got it. Yeah, Freddie. He ain't wrong. So yeah, they're all getting high. We're all getting high. And here's the Poop Machine for pre-roll as well too here. Pretty good, right? So you all can get Pooped.ca if you want. Also, this makes it, this was joint 192. And there's like 50 of you here with all the joints. So that's like joint 242 for the season. So that's pretty good. That's probably two more later. Let me see what else. At this rate, I bet you'll probably hit 300 before the show is over. I appreciate everybody involved here. We've just made it, including our guests today. The funniest comic in cannabis. By the name of Mike Greenup. It's actually quite funny if you don't want to be asked. I've seen it, it's great. We also have to thank Crop King Seeds for having us here. If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be putting on this event. And Mike would be here. So check out CropKingSeeds.com. So for that, I appreciate that. And with that, if I could get a, let's see, check, check, check. Well, I do. Now this part off the script. I really got to thank everybody who's here in the crowd. You've made a big part in some way or another. We're here with someone who did in the last season and previous seasons. So I appreciate being here. Thank you for coming. For joining us. It's a dope opportunity. Not only on the Cannabis Built-In, but on TV, the Cannabis Life Network. Here's what you're going to find out. Put on the roof top here. Studio 7 patio. So give me a round of applause yourself, please. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Well, if you have not seen our guest before, we're in for a treat pretty much basically. Rather than doing the usual talk show format show, I'm tired of that. We've done that a million times. Well, 180 times, actually. And then some should be told. So that's why we're going to do this. In a complete 180, all you're here to see is not to be on the show. You're here to enjoy the show. And the show that is Mike Rita. And for those of you who don't know, since winning Second City's Tim Sims Award for Best New Comic, Mike Rita has gone on to perform at countless festivals and on TV and radio across the country. Mike's work with Alexa Joe Rogan, Bobby Lee, and Mike McDonald has appeared on MTV, Much Music, CBC Radio, Serious XM, and just for laughs in Montreal, and of course JFL 42 in Toronto, and even POT TV. When not on tour at Yuck Yuck's Comedy Clubs, Mike can be found hosting the award, winning Stoner Sunday's weekly at, weekly at the renowned vapor central in Toronto. Ladies and gentlemen, it brings me great pleasure to bring you one of my absolute favorite comics in the business. Put your hands together for Mike Rita. Turn it up. What can I do with this? Can't get this shit off? This is the most Stoner shit I've ever seen. Craig, guys, take this Canada's Life Network thing out of here. I feel like some shitty news reporter. Yes, sir. Be much harder than I ever was. Don't give it up for Craig, everybody. Check, check. Oh, there it is. This guy. Yo, I feel so it's blasphemous. This is the most Vancouver show that I could have ever done in my fucking life. Did you guys, oh, you went to a comedy show? Where was it at Yuck Yuck's? No, it was on a rooftop in downtown. We were smoking weed. There was a guy in a Golden State Warriors jersey in Canada. Go back to America. At least somewhere else shittier than here. Go back to Abbotsford or some shit. Surrey, that place is nice. I can't believe you have that jersey on. I feel like there's something in like a Torontonian in me that means that I just have to heckle you and chill like that and make fun of you and be like, oh, fuck it. Warriors are not going to win this goddamn fucking series. We can't do this. I got hired to do comedy. I'm just going to stand here and argue with you for 10 minutes. Warriors are not going to take this. Canada's standing national anthem last game. We're going to win this shit. We're really lucky to live in Canada. Look at what we're doing right now. Do you understand how amazingly free this is? Yeah. The funny thing is, whether or not it was legal, we'd still be doing this. Because this is like the one group of people who don't give a shit if it's legal or not. Yeah, we'd be doing this anyway. This is what we do. We smoke weed. But people around the world, they don't understand. They're going to come to Canada and smoke weed and Vancouver's going to be one of those closets. They're never going to want to go anywhere else. I want you guys to know from Toronton born and raised that Vancouver is the best city in the country. I'm fucking going to win. You guys also have the most fucked up crack hits in the country too. So it's like a weird trade-off. I love this city too because every time you fly in, I flew in and I was smoking weed at the airport and the guy who picked me up was like, can I smoke? He's like, obviously you're in Vancouver. I was like, oh yeah, that's right. I just got in the car. I was like, yeah, that's all right, I guess. Vancouver is nice. Living in Canada is nice. We're really lucky right now. Do you guys even care that it's legal? They didn't even change anybody's life here? No. Of course not. Do you guys ever have people ask you, hey man, weed's legal in Canada. Is it crazy now? You're like, oh, nothing. It's even worse than it was before it was legal. Somehow it's worse than it was before they made it legal. There's more rules people give us. It's funny because they didn't legalize it for us. They don't have to legalize it for us. We already smoked weed. They legalize it for old people. Think about them. Old people sitting in their house like, now we can finally do it, brother. We can order it online. Look at that. They have a push. My son says, that's good. I've tried legal weed. I've even gone as far as to buy legal weed. Has anybody bought legal weed yet here? Yeah. Guys, it's okay. You don't have to legalize it. I'm like, no, God, no. We all have to say no to some of our dealers who are sitting in the audience right now. We're so lucky, man. Honestly, I'm running high on stage right now. I'm from Ontario, too, which was fucked up. Did you guys get weed stores right away? Or did you guys have to order online, too? Online. Online? You guys have weed stores yet? Have you seen weed stores? Yeah. One of the funniest faces is like, yeah. Maybe. Yeah, that was the face you gave me. Kind, I think, but who gives a fuck? That's my favorite, man. Everyone in this audience has real... Honestly, I do comedy normally for normal audiences. And when you do a whole high audience, you get high audience reactions, you know? Like, normally there would never be that... Ten-hour noise. We didn't get stores. You guys remember, like, we didn't get stores, and neither did you guys, so people had to order online. And I don't know, like, Canada Post went on strike, and I don't know if you guys remember this, but people who were waiting three to five days for their weed had to wait like two, three weeks, some of them. Do you remember that? People were complaining all over the country, and only in Canada, you know how spoiled you are to have to complain about weed, and it made, like, front-page news and shit like that. Like, people standing there like, where's the cannabis? You know? But you understand how spoiled we are. Because I remember seeing the new people being like, I've been waiting two to three weeks for my goddamn cannabis. People on the news, and the news reporter there were like, yes, sir, that's unbelievable. Like, the rest of the world is fucking... You don't understand how crazy we are at spoiled. Like, the rest of the world is falling apart. America never been more politically divided. Europe, their dollars, fuck. Asia is Asian. We don't see what the fuck is happening in Asia, you know? And then the rest of the world is like, Canada, what's your biggest problem? We're like, we have to wait two weeks for a fucking weed! We don't care. Only people who have never smoked weed in their lives would think three to five days is a good amount to wait for a weed. Imagine you went to your dealer's house, hey, here's 50, can I get a quarter? Yeah, I'll see you on Monday. All right, I need it now, y'all. Three to five days. Okay, I'm gonna pick it up on Saturday. No, it's not a real day. Saturday, Sunday are real, but yeah, it's on Monday. Three to five days for weed. Who? Who's sitting there going, all right, here we go, we're gonna get high. On Tuesday fuck, let's go. Just wait, it'll be. We did one of those things that I start buying more weed when I get down to my last half-hounds. Like, when you're like, I only have a day that has to worth of weed. I should pick up more right now just to be safe. There could be a tidal wave tomorrow when I won't be able to get to my dealer's house. What's the most amount of weed you've ever read up on? Like, you ever have like an ounce, but you know you're going out for the weekend, you're like, I might need a whole another ounce, who knows. Do you guys remember when you were younger and a 20 sack was enough to get you so high that that was your day? It's like a weekend. Do you remember being in high school and someone showing up with a 20 sack and you being like, you're a fucking third and fourth period. Let's get the fuck out of here, y'all. We have a 20 sack. You were just smoking 20 sack like that and you're like, we need another ounce right now. Fuck, you know, that's not enough. Do you guys ever sit there and think about how much weed you've smoked and money and then you're like, no, let's not think about that ever again? You ever look at a house and you're like, I've had that house weed, you know? It's true, it's a weird unnerving thought. You ever look at like a Ferrari, of course you do because you live in Vancouver? I'm looking forward right now. Man, smoking weed is special though. We got to live in the amazing time that is the split between it being illegal for all these years and now for the rest of our lives that would be legal, you understand that? We all got to enjoy that. It's not even good to us now because we don't even give a shit about it now. Right now we're all rebellious. You got that shit, fuck you. It's for your local dealing, bro, you're up. But in like 50, 60 years, our kids aren't even going to like it. It's going to be our grandkids that love weed. Our kids are going to look at weed weird like, you smoked weed, why am I my mom and dad? They're not going to like it. They're going to think it's weird. Our grandkids are the one who are going to like it because they're going to trip out. Our grandkids are going to go to school and imagine like 50, 60 years from now when you're in your 70s and 80s and you're getting older. Your grandkids are going to read about our times in their history book, you understand? Their history books in school are going to have this time and they're going to come home and be like, grandpa, I read in my history book that you were alive during marijuana prohibition. You were going to be 80 years in and be angry and be like, you damn right I was your little brother. They're like, I read in my book that drug dealers had knives and guns, some of them had planes and were getting angry. They're like, planes? My drug dealer didn't even have a cell phone on the phone. What are you talking about? What are they teaching you on that little thing you're not going to flip through? Let me teach you a little thing or two. Sit the fuck down. You know what a half quarter is? No. God damn it. Little strokes and shit. You were going to be just saying, we don't even get mad at you. You know when you get old, you just get a random, you just get angry. God damn it. You're going to try rolling a joint and their friends aren't even going to get it. Grandpa, while you're rolling a joint you can just take one of these tablets and tell them, let's get the fuck out of here. My game is rolling in a zitside. You're not even going to be able to lick it because we're so old we're going to have to do old people live shit. I can still lick it. You got your wife from another room? No, we can't. We live in an incredible weed culture, man. I fucking love it. I love that we got to meet these people, man. We got to meet these people. Fuck, shut the fuck up. Legalize it. Let's get some shit done. That was our generation. We should do so much weed that the government had to give it to us. Do you understand that? Do you understand that mathematically it would have been bad business to not give us legal weed? And my favorite thing is now that later there's been a lot of articles coming out like Canada had a chance to corner the market on pot and they dropped the ball. I love these articles because it's good. It puts pressures on our politicians because they're like, yeah, every province is saying that they're losing money with legal weed. The choice makes them laugh because of course you are. Your product is shit. It's more expensive and it's harder to get. Yeah. And they're still like, why are we losing money? Why are we losing this garbage, right? That's what our number one complaint is, dry and shit, okay? Are prices so more expensive than the streets? Okay, yeah, okay. Man, it's hard to get to. I don't understand why we're losing millions of dollars a month for Christ's sake. I thought people wanted weed. I thought they wanted weed. I thought they wanted good weed at a good price at their friend's basement. Free the weed. Free the weed. The weed is free. We got to feed the mines, bro. These people's mines are what's fucking stuck. You ever, like, politicians don't even get it. Like, you can talk to them when a weed doesn't be like that. The problem is, though, have you ever seen weed politicians? They're even worse. Like, you ever see, like, slaughtered politicians? Like, the guys who are on the left, they always come up and do speeches. I was like, yeah, dude, you know, we need to get out there and spread the word of cannabis to our constituents. We don't need that. We know we need, like, a straight cut guy who's so fucking, like, who's so good at speaking political shit, but also, like, we need it. Okay. You know what we need? We need politicians to just come out to, like, one of those little, like, platform things and just do a speech and at the end of the speech just pull out a joint and be like, that was a lot of work. I'd like to relax now. Make headline news. Politicians smoke weed. I want Justin to know what to do. Just to be like, you guys are always making fun of my stutter? Well, it's because I'm high all the time there. I love that we have that interview. Do you guys think we'll see a time where politicians smoke weed on TV and do photo op smoke weed? The economic situation. Yeah, that Ukrainian guy who won, did he just, like, do you guys do it, too? Yeah. Hey, that guy's the man. That's like, this whole country is a joke, but this is not a joke anymore to me in that country. He's like, wow. This guy did it. This guy did it. It would be over, man. Who you are? That's what you're gonna write on Facebook. Justin Trudeau, he's letting in Muslims. These are people who live in places that don't even have black people and they're worried about Muslims for fuck's sakes. Get it together, you fucks. Man, we live in a funny country. Like, even in this, like, little area. Make some noise if you had immigrant parents. Let me hear you. I had immigrant parents, too. What kind of immigrant parents do we got here? Make some noise, like, here. Colombian. Colombian, hardcore, bro. Mexican. Mexican. Chinese. He was the funny, like, Chinese Vancouver. Hey, fuck, bro, you got me. Pork chops, bro. Pork chops. Pork chops? Yeah, bro. How funny is that, man? I'm from the 6th, too, man. I don't think he's just coming from the beach or something like that. I'm wearing the colors, bro. English. English is the funniest immigrant because it's not real immigrant. Do you know what I mean? Like, you never hear of, like, yeah, my father, he had a hard time coming here. He had a hard time finding a managerial position and then, like, you know. Of course he did. I didn't know who's... Man, a British guy shows up for a labor position and they're like, buddy, you got an accent. You're the manager now. Fuck. Here, you guys switch out the name tag. Okay. Yeah. I'm from Toronto, too. Yeah. And what do you do at an event like that? Why are you even asking that question? The weather, man. You said I came from the beach. Because everybody else looks like they're really big potters. But you're like, if you want a little cha-ching, you know what I'm saying? You know? Honestly, growing up with weed, weed isn't a gateway drug, but it's definitely a gateway into drug culture. You know what I mean? Just because I spoke weed, I somehow stumbled across coke. Dude, it's so funny. You really do have that look, at the end of the night, you're the guy who's like, hey, you think anybody's got a little cha-ching? That's my favorite thing. Other drugs, he's never done a second dollar. Dude, I want you guys to know, I've been a company for over 10 years. I don't think I've ever had not almost the entire audience not clap for that quick. There's always a bunch of people like, of course I've never tried acid. I'm not a fucking maniac. Everybody was like, dude, man, I think I tried like last week, tried. Mushrooms and acid are fun, aren't they? Because you don't know what the fuck you're waiting for. Sometimes you do a half a tab and you don't feel nothing. Sometimes you do a half a tab and you think, phew! You're okay, dude. I don't have a hard time. Good. I love mushrooms, but I like acid more. Mushrooms gives me anxiety sometimes. Like sometimes, mushrooms just takes too long to peak. You know what I mean? There's like a two-hour period before you get really high or you're... And I never do like six grams of mushrooms. I always do like five, six grams. If you're going to do a mushroom, two mushrooms. But you know, you don't get on a motorcycle and do 15, like... I'm on a motorcycle. Yeah, I guess technically. But are you riding a motorcycle? No, you get on a motorcycle and you hit the highway. This is what I do mushrooms. That's what I want to do. I want to do six grams and beat that at myself for doing it and for friends. This is too much. Why did you do that? And then in half an hour it'd be like, You guys ever feel the wind? That's one of my favorite things about mushrooms and acid is how close you can get to nature just naturally. You ever just stand on acid and look at a tree and you're like, this thing's alive right now? You can hear me or no, Chief? You ever try to talk to your dog or your cat when you're really high? You ever just make eye contact with them like, you can hear me right now or no? And they look at you and like, Hey, look! They swear in my head I was thinking about it. I love when you're high or when you're wet or in both random situations. Talking into a microphone this is like a weed convention, you know? This is like some weird weed convention that I've stumbled on to. Hey, you guys like, what's your favorite strain? UK cheese? I actually love cheese. And I love cheese. I actually love, love, love, love cheese. What's your favorite strains? I mean, we're gonna have a lot of weird answers here but Rockstar Cook. Rockstar Cook? Yes. You and that guy, how did you guys come? You guys said the exact same strain the same time you said it. It actually looked creepy from my eyes because this guy went, you know, like Rockstar Cush but you in the back were going Rockstar Cush and I was like, that's not your voice. I don't know, fuck. He's a ventriloquist. Yeah, he's using you. Does that mean he has his hand up your what? Ventriloquist. Hey, I was talking about Evergreen Carrots. What did you guys say? You smoke weed? What's your parents' route? Like you smoke weed when you're still in the back? I got one with your parents? Not around. No? No. See, I started smoking weed when I was 15 years old. Clive, do we have teenage pot users in here? It makes it noise if you use weed as a teenager. Let me get it right now. Like I don't even think they don't that much but even like now, I'm like, no, those were the best years though, man. Those are the best years if you smoke and weed because every joint is like a paranoid filled joint. Do you guys remember how nervous you got? Three teens? Did you say three teens? Yeah. Twelve. What? Guys, look. Imagine if in a lot of minutes, twelve of you would stumble in here right now high as fuck. We'd be like, get out. Dude, we're part of the culture. Get though. Fuck it. Here's ten bucks. What are McDonald's? It's dollar drink things. Three teens. You guys are fucked like grade seven and eight. I like that weed smoke and grandma though so it all explains but I don't like grandpa when he's not high on three or four dads. We're going to be so old we won't even be able to damage because it shakes too much. Yeah, imagine how hard we're going to cough. Do you ever remember your grandfather's cough that, do you remember that? Every grandfather or uncle has that cough. This is like a horn. Grandpa, are you okay? What do you cough like that? I'm an immigrant. We all cough like that. Those boats and planes over. See, I had immigrant parents and I smoked tons of weed and the problem is that we're going to be much different parents than our immigrant parents and we used to have to lie to our parents. Like this guy just did it. Good, you're the man. He gave me the microphone up. He's like, what the microphone? Josh, the worst. Does that one just make you sad? I honestly just got sad on it. I was like, yo, that's a bad one. Give him the good one, Andrew, give him the round of applause. Andrew, give me a good one. He says, give me a round of applause. Your jokes don't sound that good. What the fuck was I talking about? Oh man, when I started coming up he said, you know, that's the worst thing a room full of potheads asking what am I just talking about? I was like, oh yeah. Oh man, you're talking about remember when you were young. Have you ever had that moment? Like honestly, you ever just sit and get in high with your friends and something happens on like, just say it on TV and whoa. Okay, what were we talking about? And you were like, what? You ever just sit there and try your hardest? You just, you make it right to the edge of the thought. You're like, it's right here. I just can't see it for some reason. I love that pothead part of your brain. You ever roll a joint, put it down, go to the washroom come back and it's not there anymore? And you're like, I know for sure I fucked this up somewhere. Do you even have a subconscious feeling like I put it somewhere so that it wouldn't get wet and now it's not correct? Have you ever lost a joint completely? I've never found it ever again. Hey, I hope when you die you get those back. You show up in heaven and God's like, yo, you probably want to smoke and you're like, well here's 10 that you lost over your life. Okay, so we got a recap. Smoke weed. Come home with a basement. She's chilling out. My sister tells her what the fuck is going on. She's not chilling anymore. So I want you to know from once I come home high out of my mind and my mom didn't know. And on this day she had found out and it was one of my favorite interactions with my mom. My mom's an old, old Portuguese lady. When I open the door, it's so great. I just remember opening the door and going, hi. And she comes out of nowhere and just goes, hi. Now say hi to me because you high enough for everybody. And I'm telling you, even though it's cold, even though I'm still like, yo, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. You have to understand, man, that lady was stewing in that shit for hours. You know, like, when he come home, I'm gonna give it to him. She did. As soon as I got home, it was so fucking funny even to this day. I don't know what that shit is. As soon as I, she said it to me and I got shocked. She walked right up to me. She goes, let me see your eyes. And I opened my eyes like this and she goes, close them. You look like a crack head. And I was like, I do look like a crack head right now. She goes, let me see your eyes. Let me see your eyes. This is staring into my skulls. Your eyes are red. Your eyes are red like the devil. Never come home like this because I don't like it. And God, God, no lie. And I was so fucking high that I was like, what are you talking about, man? God likes it. And she went, what? I remember just being like, fuck, now I gotta go all in with this shit. And then she goes, what are you talking about? The drugs ruin your brain. And I go, no listen, man. I do drugs are ruining my brain. God likes weed. And she goes, what are you talking about, man? God made plants. And she goes, yeah. God made weed. And she goes, yeah, of course. No, no, no, no. You're snicking me. And I go, I'm not tricking you, man. Religion trick you. And she went, what? And I went, nothing. I can't get the fuck out of here. I'm making you deep now. Man, I remember having crazy arguments for months on end, man. It was wild. It was wild. And none of us will have to experience that with our kids. Like, just get angry at them, but like in modern, like, ways. And she goes, yeah, God made weed. And she goes, yeah, of course. No, no, no, no. You're snicking me. And I go, I'm not tricking you, but I just get angry at them, but like in modern, like, ways. And you ever hear of people, like, catching a kid's smokings and they made them smoke the whole pack? You shit like that. Oh, you're smoking weed with your friends? Well, I'm gonna give you two dabs. You're gonna like it after that. I don't fucking take so. What's a dab? Sit the fuck down. I'm gonna give you a dab and I'm gonna order a pizza at the same time. If you can stay awake long enough, you're gonna have some pizza and you'll be high. What's that? Magic, giving your kid a dab and not warning them that they're gonna get all kinds of fucked up. Not even warning them about that cough. Because the first cough, like, your first dab is a trick because the inhale is so nice, isn't it? You remember the first time you inhaled a dab and it was just nice. That first dab to your lungs is like a fucking Mike Tyson. Do you guys remember when you first learned how to cough? At first when you first started smoking weed, you're not a cough. You learn how to cough through smoking weed for so fucking long. But when you first start smoking weed, your cough just so bad. Like, there's like three levels of shit. Remember when you first started learning how to smoke weed to cough, but it's small coughs. You don't even have to step away from the session. You good? Then there's the second one. Where you gotta pass the joint right away. You ever step away and you puke just a little bit? You know what I mean from the coughing? It's not even real puke. It's coffee puke. We're like, and then phlegm just goes, and it just makes like a noise. And nobody hears it so you're like, yo, I'm next in line. What the fuck? But then there's the third level, man. There's the level of coughing that hurts your eyes, it hurts your ears, your temple, and your fucking head feels like it's gonna come. And it always happens from a bong hit most of the minute. You know the bong hit cough? It's the one that hits you before you even can exhale. You know? You ever have people who don't even get their lips away from the bong in time? Everyone's been there. You've all seen it? That's the third level of cover. They're like, fuck it, bowl goes flying. There's great weed all over the house. And it's funny to everybody except whose house it is. That person always goes like, my fucking carpet. Oh my god, that shit was so funny, man. When you were a teenager, that shit used to happen all the time. You guys remember your first hot box? Your first hot box is the same thing. It's fun for everybody except whoever's house it is. Whoever's house it is can't stop putting towels under the door. Can't stop turning on the TV for breeze and shit. These amazing guidelines, these amazing system in place. The government's like, nah, we'll just do it our way and now they're learning the hard way that politics don't give a fuck about politics. And we don't give a fuck about legislation unless it's legislation that's fair for everybody. Like, that's the thing. They thought they were going to make this legislation and all of us were going to be like, finally, a solution. But all of us are smart enough to be like, no, wait, that's a trick. We know scams. I've been selling weed for 14 years. Yeah, it looks like and this is for sure on your weight. You know what I mean? The government's like, look at our half quarter. You're like, that's a 20 sack on the street. You know, get away from me. You creep. Have you ever seen like the Bruce Lings of the world? Like the Tweed guys talk about weed? They're such evil bills. Cannabis in the black market. It's full of fentanyl. They like smoking street weed. They're going to be addicted to fentanyl. All of us are high out of our minds on fentanyl. What? Can you imagine picking up weed and it was laced with fentanyl and it was at a good price. That's a good deal. That was such a funny thing when we were younger. Laced weed. Watch out. You're getting laced weed. I'm going to tell you what 99% of laced weed is. It's just a bad trip on weed. Someone's just getting paranoid out of their mind. I'm going to tell you something. There's going to be a weird connection to people having like mental breakdowns and weed because I've seen it and I know it sounds crazy but like all of us can handle our weed like motherfuckers. Some people just can't. Some people just smoke and join and it's not like for us we smoke generally. Yay. Some people smoke and join and you can just see it go away in their eyes. They're just like, you okay? Then when you leave the party they're like dude man what the fuck was happening in there? They're like who's each other? Yeah dude I don't know. I don't know that's pretty scary. I've had, I've seen people have full breakdowns where they lose character. They're not even themselves anymore. I've had a friend of mine one time, Botang. I swear to God it's kind of surreal and then Kevin Botang was hooked and joined with him and he started crying and then he started praying and we're like why are you crying? Kevin's like I'm too high man my mom's going to know man. And I remember being like yo is this weed laced? This is it. This is it. I mean honestly wouldn't it be sick if you see your one joint was laced and they don't tell you with what and you're just smoking and you're like oh this is the one fuck me up. That'd be fucking sick. Oh man I think I got the acid one. And I'm like I'll perform it to the sunset. We gotta walk in the next 10 minutes where our feet are going to fall asleep. See you got nine left Nine? I'm going to take the full 10 I don't know. About the benefits of CBD and all of us have been preaching it for a long time but I didn't even learn about it until I swear to God this was like 10 years ago man. I was 18, 19 years old and I was just learning about the world of activism and weed and a bunch of activists in Toronto guys they were like it's good when you shit like that they taught me about CBD and all of its benefits and I'm never going to fucking shit. I tried to bring CBD into my house when I was 18 my mother had breast cancer and I know she was going through chemotherapy and I just everybody had said if you were going through chemo man give them CBD give them CBD so I ordered CBD from Vancouver from a person who was making it out here and I tried to bring it into my mom and you have immigrant parents you have Portuguese parents imagine trying to bring home weed pills to your mom okay like this guy's face like I don't think so far I think I'm a co-conditioned pro book I'm telling you I brought home CBD pills to my mom and my mom was going through cancer at the time so she was already like mentally just all over the place in stress and I was bringing home CBD and trying to convince my mom and going like what these are weed pills that are just being like what is this and me being like weed weed pills this is the medicine it's called CBD and her being like this is marijuana you want to bring home marijuana for me what are you what are you crazy this is nice you're gonna like this I don't want this in the house I want you to take the drugs out of the house man try this you're going through chemotherapy this is modern medicine for me this is the new shit it doesn't hurt you and it's gonna benefit you she's just being like I want you to take this out of the house man I want you guys to know like two months almost fully went by without her ever talking to me about CBD without anything ever happening and then two months almost at the end of her treatment I get a phone call and I'm a writer during the day so I'm working downtown and I'm at the CBC building and I get a fucking call and my mom is on the phone and I knew it was like two in the afternoon what's going down either somebody died or some fucked up shit and I pick up and I go hi mommy and she goes hello you okay and I go I'm okay are you okay she goes yeah because of you and I go what and she goes Mikey listen I have to talk to you and I go what she goes I try it and I go try what it's been like two months I'm not even thinking about these weed pills and she goes I try it I try the things I go what things she goes give me the one a pill you give me I like it and I go you try the weed pill and she goes yeah I try it I try it I go man I told you to try it only during emergencies and she goes I'm a dying everyday is an emergency and I remember laughing on the phone and having these weird tears of happiness and I swear to God I'm on the phone so I need you guys to like I have like a little office and I get down and I'm talking to my mom okay I'm in the office tell me tell me what happened and she goes I try it I try Monday I like it I go why did you try it on Monday she goes I try because I feel dizzy and you said when the bill when the bill is good for dizzy people I was like yeah it's good for dizzy did you feel better she's like I feel much better I feel confident I feel nice I go good I go so why are you calling me only on Thursday she goes because today I eat two more and I go so you eat three she goes no I eat seven and I go what she goes I eat one Monday two Tuesday two Wednesday and I eat two today I eat more I only have three or four left and I go no man you can't eat that much for like emergencies and again she's so funny she goes emergency I'm dying and I started laughing on the phone I go you're not dying chill out okay so you need more pills and she goes yeah I go I don't have weed pills they take like a week to get here I have to order for Vancouver and she goes Vancouver that's too far I need to like tomorrow and I go no I can't get them I have to order them and she goes that's crazy you don't have something for me and I go I don't have weed pills and she goes you don't have nothing and I go what like weed weed and she goes yeah for me and I go you want to smoke and she goes no I don't want to smoke I'm not a crackhead like you I honestly remember laughing on the phone and being like I'm not a fucking crackhead she's like ah you smoke drugs and I don't know so I start laughing on the phone and I go so what do you want and she goes I don't know and I go cookies you want weed cookies and I didn't know I didn't know that I was on speaker because she goes yeah okay ring me cookie and I go you want a cookie and she goes yeah and then my dad just goes hey man tell him to bring two cookies is that daddy? yeah talk to you after and I remember my mom that day just calling me back later that night and being like you have to bring one for your dad I don't know you want to try I don't know one of you guys said on Thursday my dad still likes weed cookies my mom's been catching me for like three four years man and it's been a while she went through a bunch of shit in my twenties where she lost and she got it back we kept fighting it as a family and I want you to know man it's wild man it's wild because well my mom hates weed when she's not sick on cancer when she's sick when she's healthy she's like I know what I don't need it I know what I don't want and my dad is still like I'm not sick but I give me one cookie I don't know my dad asks for weed cookies like he's asking for real drugs too I want you guys to know you know like weed cookies cost like pretty good money like they're not expensive but like a good delicious cookie is about three for like 15, 20 bucks that's what I'm paying in Toronto for good cookies that I like but I can't tell my dad that they're three for 20 bucks because I have to sell it to him and I tell him that they're three for 10 and I take the ten dollar hit every fucking time because if I told him they were three for twenty dollars he'd be like three for twenty dollars what are you crazy this is drugs I'm paying for drugs now but if I tell him three for ten he's like three for ten that's okay I can pay that no problem you can never tell your parents the real price you always just kick it down a little bit because when I give my dad these cookies he takes it like real drugs like I'll meet him and we'll say it which is like a cottage like area in Ontario and I'll meet him there and if he finds out that I'm free that weekend and I'm coming up he'll call me on the cell phone and he'll whisper the whole thing like it's still drugs like I forgot he'll call me mommy say you coming up to the cottage yeah he'll be like yeah why he'll be like hey you know why bring me the cookies I'll always be like how many you want how many you have and I always go I always lie I have as many as you need and he's like okay I always think he's gonna throw me a crazy number he's like bring me a lot I swear to God that's how he thinks and I'm always like you want a lot I eat two trees like yeah yeah I need it for maybe like one week okay you ring for me I want it how much I'm always like ten dollars okay good good good I give to you when you get hit and I never accept a ten I never even want it I just want when I get to the cottage like I'll you know I'll drop off my bags see my mom we'll give her a hug she'll tip and as soon as she leaves she'll come out of like just fucking nowhere touch my shoulder hey what are you doing what's wrong I'm here one time I gave my dad the wrong cookies I do one hundred and fifty milligram cookies like most of us probably do in the hundred summer my dad does twenty five thirty milligram cookies one time I gave my dad my cookies not on purpose obviously you don't do that shit on purpose I just put my fridge and I got a stack of cookies and without even reading it because it's the chocolate ones I just gave it to him I was like here's your cookies hey like you know like an hour or two goes by and I go to my fridge and I see you know twenty five milligram cookies I'm like oh shit oh fuck and I kind of just you know I'm scrambling and I'm just thinking oh man maybe he didn't do them yet and I call him and he doesn't pick up the first time and I call him two or three times and he doesn't pick up and I write to him daddy pick up are you okay and as soon as I call back he picks up and he doesn't even say hello he just goes hey Mikey how you know I'm not okay and I want you to know man think about it man when your dad says that to you you're instantly like oh my god I fucked him up I'd never be on the phone and feeling like hot I was like oh my god these guys are fucked up wait a hey I swear to god I started pacing I'm like hey hey hey okay okay okay okay and I go daddy you eat the cookie he goes yeah I eat the cookie like always I eat one cookie but I'm not okay today and I go what are you doing right now he goes I'm in the basement I go in the basement okay okay why are you in the basement he goes cause your mom upstairs I don't want her to see me I go so what are you doing cause every time she opens the door I pretend to sleep and I swear to god in my heart I was like that's pretty good that's pretty good okay and I go what are you feeling and I swear to god my 67 year old dad goes I'm very nervous and I go oh what he goes everything the TV's too loud it's not loud enough the show is good the show's no good I'm hungry I'm no hungry I'm like yes you're going through the symptoms of being too high right now man and I go okay just what do you want to do he goes I want her to relax I go okay my dad I swear to god man one of the sweetest things he's ever said to me he goes hey I'm gonna be okay I go yeah why he goes I don't know I never high like this I'm high like you I go no you're high or he goes oh oh I can honestly I start crying just talking about this one stupid joke man but it's so fucking funny oh oh he was so high I need you guys to know my father's old school conservative you understand my father's old school military like conservative the day that like when he breaks character like this makes my heart explode I want you guys to know like when your parents break character you know what it's like you know how amazing it can be and one of my favorite moments in life was last year or two years ago now when my father retired we threw him a retirement party and when we threw him a retirement party he asked us like you know for little gifts and I asked him what do you want and he goes oh I want a cell phone and I go why do you want a cell phone and he goes I already have one and I don't know how to use I want to learn I go that's nice and then he goes remember the time you show me I like it you know what my dad was talking about he was talking about the time that I showed him that you could watch porn on a phone I showed my 65 year old dad that you could watch porn on a phone and it blew his fucking mind you know what my parents cabin up north and we were watching baseball on a cell phone and my dad doesn't understand how it works and he sees us watching baseball and he's just like making barbecue and he goes hey what are you doing you're watching baseball and he goes you can do that and we go yeah I mean you can watch live TV right now and he goes that's crazy and my class teacher goes yeah you can watch anything you want and he goes anything and my class teacher goes yeah anything he goes anything and my class teacher goes yeah you can watch you can watch sex man it's crazy and he goes no and we go yeah and I swear to god it was the first time I ever seen a break character if you don't want to be my break character usually your mother is your mother but you've ever been in a mall holy shit mom I didn't know we were friends like that for those days my dad I swear to god I never thought he would have done this here we go daddy you can watch me live sex right now I swear to god he goes I have sex come on come on man come on show me let me he starts walking up to us and we go what do you want to see he goes I don't know we go daddy you can choose whatever I don't know let me see sexy lady we go yeah of course you want to see a sexy lady black, Chinese, white he goes oh I don't know I want big boobie we start laughing okay big boobie sure and then we go what about the guy what do you want to see in the guy black, white, Chinese and I swear to god he's so everybody goes I don't know I don't know we go choose he goes ok let me see the black guy we start laughing in his face and he starts going hey why are you guys laughing why are you guys laughing this is gay no this is not gay this is not gay he goes what are you laughing then we go man why don't you choose the black guy because everybody always talk, talk, talk but I never see in my heart I say oh you don't want to see a black guy you want to see the black guy and we show him the funniest longest taken porn we show him a guy named Ben Dingle and it blew his fucking mind but we all know who he is like super famous porn star like ginormous things and as soon as we show it to my dad he needed to know he's old school immigrant he didn't even believe it we showed it to him and he went no no no this is no real we go that's real and it's not even hard yet and I swear to God he goes holy shit this guy has the best job we go yeah he does have the best job and I need you to know my dad is an old school union guy and as soon as he sees and he goes this guy has the best job and he looks at it and he goes hey you think he has benefits on girl yeah look at that Ding that's the fucking benefit I want you to know my dad is cool with it he's laughing with us he thinks it's hilarious he's watching this guy's giant thing he thinks it's hilarious the minute the blow job is over the lady hop son we've all watched the hardcore porn you know what's coming next she's gonna act like it's too big like she can't enjoy it and my dad doesn't understand that it's all like it's all you know it's a show man he's watching it and the lady's going oh my dad's going hey hey hey she's yelling she don't like it she don't like it it's too big I hurt her she don't like it she don't like it I don't want to see this and I swear to God he's lost the phone down and goes I don't want to see this tell me the truth she gonna be okay I swear to God I was like who made it to the end who the fuck made it to the end you make it halfway done to the end one of my favorite moments of life is that moment okay when I thought when that happened I was like this is gonna be the greatest fucking joke in the world oh wait I don't know it wasn't even done then like two months later we're sitting at my brother's house my brother has like a little couch area in front of his TV that kind of wraps in his kitchen behind us okay so I need you to know my dad's watching TV all by himself Warren's commercial comes on and the lady in the same Warren's commercial looks just like the lady from Florida and in front of everybody my dad goes Mikey look she's okay she's okay and you guys have been on believable and I've been Mike Rita ladies and gentlemen one more time look Rita buddy you see why I flew here from Toronto right and that's awesome Rita the human on Instagram that's how you find him also 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also to that effect so we are I do have this short subscription here we've got the airplay we've got all the TV going to the green room we've got another one we can wheel in the hall I know the game starts at 6 some of you are going to try and watch that we're going to try and stream that up next so I like you but I hope you lose right now that would be great but no seriously holding it down for dab time as well to being an adult music director but you've got a lot of you always had to year in the streets and expose me to some people and some things I wouldn't have had I appreciate you being around so thank you very much the big Puffa speaking of hosts just make sure you tune in to Fridays two more Fridays save on radio.com we did this over here hold it down tomorrow we've got DJ Doberman and a cat named Ratchie so make sure you tune in save on radio.com behind the scenes over there you've got to get the host keeping in as well too also I also wanted to call out stormy and to this 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that in a minute also huge thank you goes to thank you thank you connected part way through season two while I was doing everything by myself still at pot TV you help me grow at my brand and the show to make it just so much better also I talk my joint out you know like that's just a sim I can't I'll take a pause and relate that let's face it let me see what else sorry a little few things to say here I don't I mean been a massive part of the success and it really wouldn't have been here and we wouldn't be here involved I appreciate you being here and yeah also you guys put a lot of my shit and you wouldn't believe how much Andrew jumps around in the back there so it's a lot of work so again all the cast crew who always does everything we do the people who do the montage is everything everybody who's coming on board just so much more to come it's going to be so dope and the best is yet to come hey what's up brother why the trip down memory lane I gotta say this some of you may know some of you don't might have figured it out this is not only the season 4 finale but this is the series finale of expert joints live yeah this is the last episode at least for a while anyway after 180 episodes of a show that I started just because I didn't have a video this week it was literally what it was I didn't have a video I just started to do the show for the sake of content and it's been a 4-year full-time job that I put like 40 hours a week into it's completely taken over and I've got so much more stuff creatively that I want to do and like I've literally done over 250 episodes by the time of pot TV shows co-hosts other specials the Friday show everything we do talk to more than a thousand guests and I can keep doing it but I kind of want to do some more stuff too and to be able to do the content that I want to do and have the time to focus on that I need to stop doing some live specials and stuff or I might not even bring the talk show format again at some point back but I'm basically doing the job of about four people at once and it's like great I enjoy it but it's all I get to really do so it's just time for something new so I appreciate you guys who all came through here to do that to celebrate this and a nice way to break it down so thank you guys for everything something a little different gonna be cool though still also a bunch of new content to continue to come out as well too lots of events and hopefully it's gonna work out here as well too so that's gonna be really fun so I'm really excited about that so make sure that you follow on expert joints everywhere make sure you hit the subscribe button give us a thumbs up while we're doing the homework for those people watching on YouTube and if any of you just took off those joints left y'all want to light those back up so at the end of the show of every episode I said three words some of you know them and then some of you don't so it'll be the last time for at least a little while would you join me please Andrew if you're ready three okay one oh oh you got it okay on three need you to repeat after me on three one oh shit haha that's one yeah sorry on three one two three