 sometimes life is like a movie that you've been dying to see and then when you finally sit down in the theater it sucks and in the movie of my life even the popcorn is stale and the sodas flat I mean the script was written a heroic ending with me winning the McAllister Grand and being in Princeton right now instead it's eight hours on the deep fryer at Burger Town I mean I could blame Amelia but really what the hell was I thinking okay class we're down to the wire now it's only one more week to the McAllister Grand award is announced and it is the tightest race I've ever seen you know I'm so proud of all three of you but and I'm really sorry there can only be one of you now Cassandra with 98% you're the highest raking contestant in the history of the contest and Jason is right behind you with 96 which would have won in years past but Amelia is only one point behind at 95% so we only have one more project to go and that will give us our winner and the project will be determining the half-life of potassium 40 so just promise me when you're off at Princeton you'll still think of me here community college you're the one in the lead and going to Princeton you think of me back here and unable to even afford community college guys whatever happens I just want you to know what an honor it's been to be in the same class with you two for these past four years I know I'm a better stand for having had you to motivate me yeah yeah me too I I mean may the best man or woman win well gotta run my Macalester award awaits forgot your coffee oh my god you're my savior I'd be lost without my coffee yeah I mean I've noticed that you I mean you seem not that I've been watching so Jason you and Cassie serious I mean we've sort of been seeing each other since freshman year and it's sort of well I hope she realizes how lucky she is you're a great guy sorry enjoy your coffee glad I could be your savior thank you Jason for everything I'm so glad you're here my parents are going I heard a noise outside I was getting freaked out so you called me don't underestimate yourself you're a strong guy I made us some snacks hope you like PB and J it's all I ever eat you're funny so how's the project going it's going fine I just need to turn it in tomorrow I think I got it right but I'm no match for you and Cassie okay class projects to do in one hour one hour does anyone know where Jason is okay I got the results back it is food poisoning but it is nothing I've ever seen before so we're gonna have to run some more tests all right in any case just plan on being in here a few more days no I'm Dr. Ringer okay you just rest comfortably I'll be back off of Princeton University it is my distinct honor to announce this year's winner of the Macalester award and this year's winner is