 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake. How are you Jim big? Weekend can't talk about it. I'm good. How are you doing? Well? I'm also good I'm a little cold in the studio. You've been freezing. Yeah, cuz I get here early on Mondays And I just sit for like four hours. So there's no bloods Circulation so I got cold but your nose is next to each other like I do with my baby Side-by-side so the camera can say Zach. I don't need to tell you what to do with that. What about the sports? The baseball playoffs are set and there was some weird Not-good drama that led up to it one Seattle out of the playoffs failure failure failure Bombed wanted to see him in the playoffs George Kirby got hit by a ball by a fan which Bad all around really uncool really uncouth don't throw things at the players Because what if they throw things back at you? They're faster and stronger. We can throw harder Yeah, and it's just bizarre and then the first baseman Ty France three two one ten you found the perfect name I had a burp sand out of his mouth He throws the ball they got thrown back and hit his pitcher back into the stands just because it was a ballplayer reaction He just goes oh, okay Man to the same area you're giving the opponent's ammo. Did they find the guy you threw it? They'll never find him picture of Zach was this almost a breakdown. You're talking me about finally Jim the rider cup lot of drama But did you see this at the end? We have a fan jumping into the water I'll get to that Ricky Fowler concedes a three-foot putt 99% chance that professional is gonna make that putt, but the announcer literally says this won't be conceded no way It gets conceded he's like you're good and what's to do his name Fleetwood or Fleetwood Did you see the video here like Jack you might see that later He like is walking up to the putt because if he makes it he makes birdie and grabs the hole And they win basically because the US had to win every match on the last day. Yes. Thanks. Yeah So the odds were very much against The US but Ricky says you're good And he's like thank you and the coyly walks picked as soon as he grabs the ball and like Ricky doesn't there's no Take backsies right he did not pre-celebrate because he thought Ricky might do the math in his head and like big Nevermind put it back. Nevermind. So as soon as he touches the ball Celebrates the fan jumping into the pond also a 10 out of 10 just like ty for boys an old man He's a great beard kind of old running style doesn't get any air the fastest. He'll run jumping into the pond We is illegal and he ran into the pond. There was no jump. He just kind of kept running I don't think he ever went up I'm gonna throw the flag because he tries to jump but his legs have no more jump Okay an attempt at a jump but not a jump. It gets tricky. It gets into a real gray area Back to the more sports DraftKings has all of them. What do you got? Thanks DraftKings more sports Jake Jim South Korean League of Legends So it's acts normally playing when we record all they win the gold at the Asian Games and their player secure Military exemption so we're playing a video game. We've won the Asian Games tournament of that video game Defeated they don't have to go to the military They went undefeated their star player got sick, but he played in earlier round So he still gets exempt usually it's only a year and a half to two years So here's what I propose South Korea needs to start playing more games Well, what video games like if you're if you win fall guys, are you exempt or just League of Legends? Where does it doesn't have to be a national tournament? What is it then? This is that's what I'm telling you What normal for this is how you beat the government, you know Soviet Union their hockey players were serving in the military by being On the hockey team so like sports theater. So I think these guys Not only should they just say no we want to be in the military But we have to be captains because we're great at strategy and battle crowns and maps and shit I just remember there's a kid at Central where we went to college It was South Korean and he was like, yeah, you know at some point I have to yeah I was like damn a smaller country and a pretty close enemy. It's the size of Rhode Island. I Believe you Facts can you stamp that you think you'd stamp that can you stamp that and I've got a story for you Is it the non sports? This is a non the first on sports This is the first not sports story. I actually talked about this this weekend. What'd you talk about it in a chat? Researchers in Brazil have been working on something for three decades now. There's a spider called the banana spider three Two one ten. Yeah, banana spider bananas phallic That's random spiders a little phallic the right spider this spider bite might give you a boner How do they know this well most men who come in and say I got bit by this banana spider to the doctors We're all hard as rock. They said that pre-opism is that boners, which is a painful and prolonged erection You know the all the all the patients their characteristics is symptom Having a boner having a boner hard. Yeah, I don't know how long this lasts I just think it's cool if you're a man You're about to go on a date and have sex and you go into the bathroom and you take out your pet spider You know and get bit. Oh, you've got it as like a teen thing. Yeah, I like that Yeah, like a little like boner boner pet. Why'd you look at me when you said that people have called you that before This is my boner pet Jake Here's my thing we figured out erectile dysfunction we got pills for that Why are we messing around with spiders to be honest with you? I believe it out and part of this article. It's been cured. Okay. Let me tell you this real. This is hard knowledge Bottom this article said that back to get cancer treatment He's that stamp you lose the ability to get erect and I think the pills we currently have may not Attack that and they think the spider might attack that Okay I threw down a suggestion Jake I said everyone we had an event this weekend where I mean all There was definitely leaders of departments But all aspects of the company were involved all departments pitched in and it was like all hands So I'm just everyone gets it as Steve ever won one He should get a half point fine Steve gets it everyone else fuck off because everyone else works Hard and did their things only one person dressed as a foul pool only one person said sure I'll be a human prop and he got two close calls Congrats to Steve. No, it's a half point and then everyone else shares the half facts Today's episode of weekly dumb was brought to you by draft Kings download the draft Kings sports book app now new customers use promo code Bet just $5 on any wager and get 200 in bonus bets instantly It's promo code dumb only at draft Kings sports book download the draft Kings sports book app and use promo code dumb We've got some bad news. You got to cut your hair. I need a haircut. I'm thinking about going real short How short how short young? How young like five, you know, he's not a long hair guy This is just COVID so it's only been like three years of him being a long-haired person when I got my first hair haircut Yes 2021 and I went in to my mom's saloonist and she said, oh, you look like a night of the round table Have you been using shampoo? I didn't know you know you shampoo for a year. No, it kind of had this weird effect on it And then I'm you I might have been depressed