 The 85 South Show is in the building, how y'all doing? We just sold it out Megan, so I know y'all rocking with us. How many 85%ers we got in the building? I know y'all watching the show on YouTube, but when you hear live, it's a whole different thing y'all. You guys are all part of the show tonight. If you ready to have some fun, say, hell yeah! Next South Show, we got a young man coming out all the way from Atlanta. We want y'all to give him a warm make and welcome y'all. Make some- Put deodorant on, ain't you? You put your deodorant. You got to be careful. These females are going natural on ET. Y'all did the other day, I was like, what the fuck you doing? We look like a lesbian. Nigga up here, 29 with hips. Nigga, this shit embarrassing. 29, nigga, this a goddamn shame. I know some Atlanta in the building, where Atlanta? We're gonna hit 75 South Brain ad down here. Trunk full of weed, you know how nigga do. Nigga got to go outside and get the liquor to come in, but the real niggas had it in their old lady purses, so we ain't shit with a few little shots and shit. Anybody ever flew Spirit in here? Man, that shit for nobody. Hey, you the pilot, you like, shit, hell yeah. I'ma put that bitch in the ad in a minute, nigga. You know how when you fly, you don't just get straight in the ad, you drive around a little bit, then you take off. I was like, it's taking that nigga a long time. This nigga made a ride on Riverdale, and went up there to the quick trip and put quick trip gas in the plane. I'm like, yeah, that gas is cheaper. Nigga, you don't put regular gas in no damn plane. We was supposed to fly from Atlanta to New York. No stops. This nigga done stopped in Birmingham. Some of the nigga hold him some money and nigga think shit is sweet. That nigga treated that shit like we was on the mega bus. He was like, y'all run there and get some snack, and then we'll take off in a minute. This is good. This is a good environment. 85 stops. So y'all just clapping up for what they're doing, man. And this is a great place to bring your date. Something like this. Talking to a female. She was like, you gonna take me out? I was like, yeah. But she was a hard way to handle it. I don't got the pussy type of date. The girl, she was like, I don't think in Palma Dole. Bitch, I don't think in Zaxman's or Chick-fil-A. I don't fuck you dead. Jump the curb, like. But she a bad bitch, so I don't. I take her to Palma Dole. I don't spend 83 dollars and 42 cents. I know how much I spent because I overdrafted the duty shift. Bitch, don't look at me and say, what's next? Bitch, that's it. You don't fuck up. Tell me, I know a little hooker spot on Peter Street. Well, I can drop you off, bitch, but I can't go in. I'm gonna fucking charge a 20 to par, bitch. I don't spend that. You can't overdraft your car two times. Like, I'm getting in the car. She see me on the phone. She run up. I know you ain't talking to another bitch. Shut up. This is the Wells Fargo lady. Don't come to dispute them damn charges. I would never have had no goddamn Palma Dole. Like, would you like to report it as fraud? Yes. They came and locked my ass up in the wild market. God, the fuck you get locked up with doing fraud on your own car? What the motherfuckers that who do hooker clap it up? That good. Hooker with cheap, like, you know, five, 10 dollars. Come on, motherfucker. Dirt it off. Bitch, I'm like, can I get a hooker on my head? Yeah, get you two on. And then back to the table, they were like, yeah, that's $30 a piece. I said, oh, you can take that shit right back. I got them a job across the street to the gas station. It got two black and mild. And said, shout out, they're going to do the same shit that hooker was going to do. And I already don't freak that motherfucker. So you can go ahead and pull it, bitch. Don't pull that motherfucker. You got to watch these street niggas, because these street niggas don't start doing clubs. Shit, they start going into business. I say one nigga putting regular charcoal on the hooker. You know, out in the kinks for shit. Nigga had them motherfucking hooker smelling like, this is it. They said, hey, you know how making a git, they want y'all to tear down this shit. How niggas a git? So they were like, now take your little fat ass out there and warm them up right quick. I have them a show. I appreciate y'all mad one more time, man. They live in the YOLO. Show for you guys tonight. We want to thank you for coming out. Make sure you go to YouTube and subscribe to the 85 South Snow. You are witnessing greatness in here tonight. You are witnessing the neck peckable on this stage here tonight. And you can see him in theaters right now. And I got to hook up, too, with Master Pete Atlanta. We got these for introduction. Well, I'm going to give them one because the lady's in the house. He is the creator. Don't cheat. You seen him on MTV Wild'n Out. Great, y'all. He is the coldest thing to get. Sure, you give him energy. When you give him energy, they're going to give it right back to you. And we're going to have a great show. If you've seen the shows on YouTube, it's nothing like being in here lying, y'all. So are you ready to get the show started? Stay in hell, yeah. Making. I'm going to need y'all to make a lot. Yeah. All these niggas in here. In the Mac-Town. Mac-Town. Who you see? Who you see? You done broke the microphone, all right? Huh. Yeah. Ooh. I always say no shit. What's up, girl? Let's go. Up top. How y'all doing up top? Lab up top. Up top. Lab. I fucks with up top, girl. Who's on stage right now? I like this shit. We're making. Where we at? Mac-Town. We're making. What? We're making. What? We're Mac-Town. Mac-Town. Wonderful. We're making. Hey. We making and making. We making and making. We making and making. We making and making. We making and making. We making and making. What an A.C. What a motherfucker. What an A.C. Touch the shit. Come on. Sit down, baby. There you go. Don't drop that shit. You know that motherfucker. Oh, they ain't even got dough. They just got curtains. Okay. Bro, making so real. They selling liquor outside. Outside. They got the bar set up outside. You got to be hotter than the motherfucker to get your Hennessy to make it. What? Boy, make it real as hell. You can't sell liquor in the building. That's okay. We're selling outside. We're taking in the building. The liquor was sold outside. Fuck you, baby. They're taking them goddamn curtains forever to unfold. They're hiding the curtains. They're like, come on, man. God. Oh, this shit. This whole building old. What? Y'all can have a seat. Y'all can have a seat. They need to put a fan in the window or something. Boy. God damn it's hiding a bitch. Basketball game in this bitch. Didn't look at the dome in this motherfucker. This look like a Mortal Kombat boy when you fight it. I'm the nigga. Sub-Zero green walk out this bitch in a second. Ain't no tellin' who gonna come behind them curtains. Is this smoke from the smoke machine or the audience? Nope. That's carbon dioxide. Turn this shit off. I believe I'm allergic to that. This shit is. They ain't got no smoke alone, nigga. We gonna die. This got to be the oldest building in making right here. This shit old. Shit, this ain't the oldest, but it's one of them. What's up? Making how y'all feelin' tonight? They hot. This the edifying social. We need more energy than that. How y'all feelin', nigga? Chico, it's hard to yell when you hot. They like, we here, nigga. Come on. Yeah. Should like this. Color Purple's church service in this motherfucker. That's what it is. This is a real chat. Look at the white man, yep. Yeah. A lot of niggas in here tonight. We're just gonna keep it cool. He undercover like a motherfucker. You ain't makin' these niggas ain't hearin' that shit. Y'all don't hear that racist shit. They makin' a hell of a buck. You sayin' what the hell, nah. What he makin', nigga, crazy as hell, boy. This is the only place where you be watchin' the news and everybody in the neighborhood got shot. What a revolver. You like these niggas. Niggas went and got the police back. That nigga sat there and reloaded the gun. Did they check everybody on the way in? No. Yeah, no. Nope. Might want to do this show from behind. They got them count. Right. I heard about what the fuck going on there, Megan. Real. I got some homeboys in Megan. They already let me know it's the niggas boot. I already know it. Niggas outside mad ahead. They like, come on with the drink, man. They got the boss set up outside. I roll past that shit. Niggas was out there like, man, what the fuck, bro? This shit stupid as fuck. I hope y'all ain't gettin' no ice. That shit melted. Keep goin' to the store. We need to know the bag. I know we knew. Let's see who we got in here tonight. Fellas, make some noise. You with your real girlfriend tonight. Yeah, you know he got a fake one. I supposed to be the only girl. I got... Shout out to nigga. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Nigga ain't got no pussy this week. Nigga, yeah. I keep jacking my dick, bro. I'm dying. Bro, that single life hard as hell. You don't have no pussy. It's just day to day. Woo. You do got pussy. It just don't stay. It just don't stay. You be one hundredth day. You like, where you going? You know you can spend the night if you want. Lonely as fuck. I gotta go. I'll take you if you need me to take you. This is a single in here. Nigga ain't here right now. They invited the girl to come out to this show. She was like, nah, I can't make it. She up top with another nigga. Like, damn. She ain't even fuck with you like this now. But guess what though? Keep hope alive. You can take her home. No, you can't because she roll with him. She see how the lambs and shit got real. They trailed off them and three niggas' land. Hey, salute to all the ladies. That's going to have to get their ladies runs redone after leaving this bitch. Y'all going to send y'all shit off. Make some noise. Them women in here. Whew, shit. That glue is wearing off. Don't worry about it. They keep licking it down. That's what they're trying to do. Keep them eyelashes on too. Your shit is peering like them old radio stickers that be on the bumper. Nigga, your shit is peering. Y'all can't put that much glue on y'all eyelashes now. Don't do that. Fuck around and glue the bitch's shit. Some of them don't even have the right glue. They be using weave glue to put that shit on. You can tell because they be clumped up. My little cousin, we use the school glue. I'm like, bitch, you go right now. The Elmer's glue? Bitch, look like she crying and shit. My nigga got a bald head with a lineup. That's amazing. Yeah, he just went bald a day. That's the new ball. You just did that today. That's his first day on ball duty. That nigga was like, fuck it. Give me the bald head. He was like, bitch, you just got to shape up yesterday. Fuck it. Cut it off. Bruh, check out the ball, bruh. Check out the ball, bruh. Nigga got a bald head with a fresh land. That is fucking crazy. That nigga put a baby all over his head. That is stupid. Look at the white dude photographer. Got his shirt tucked in, tight in the mud. Look. That guy's straight from Macy's. He can't even sneeze with that bitch tucked in. That tight. What's that white man? Who you taking pictures for? For a cathedral. For the making gazette. Who you taking pictures for, G? You taking pictures for right here? All right, y'all. You working for the police? Yeah, I know. Nah, fuck that. Talking for what the fuck, nigga? This nigga here dressed like a guidance counselor with a camera. Yeah, we're going to get their ass now. Yeah, we'll see. He is definitely D.E.A. And so the pictures you taking, y'all going to hang them up in this building? No, you got to hang them up in the building. If you're taking pictures, I know we're going to be the only niggas ever hung up in this motherfucker. You can look around and smell the segregation in this building. I want you to say that shit different. I don't want to be hung up. No way of making it. I said the picture. Not unless I'm behind the house fucking or something. Get hung up like that. Look at him. He look like he's serious bitch. Don't fuck with me, motherfucker. Don't you start with me, motherfucker. I've been doing this for 20 years, nigga. What you got, damn. That nigga came down the aisle now. All right, now. Nick motherfucker. Start with me, nigga. I'm taking like this, nigga. Chico, that nigga started. I already know, oh, gee. I'm just, look. You don't want no goddamn pun. This for 20 years, nigga. You're a young punk. You don't respect nothing and nobody. That nigga started. I never know bullshit. You started fucking with me. I'm trying to do my goddamn job. I got 10 kids at the motherfucking house. I ain't got time for you to be telling no jokes, nigga. No. I have to argue with no young nigga. No young nigga. Hey, you ain't got time. I'm at work. You can see from my chest that my back is hurting. I'm just trying to do my job and get on home. I got 10. What's wrong with you? I got time. I ain't got no health insurance. No health insurance. I forgot. I done lost my mind. I forgot. I ain't got time. Hey, man, we better. I know for a bit. 10 more niggas. 10 more old niggas walking in. What they at? God damn it. They been talking. Come on. We going to show them. What they at, Leroy? Shit. I got my blade on me. You're beating them old nigga ass to fuck around with you. Oh, nigga, I always think they want to be proud of you. You actually hit them. What you say now? You know what? I'll be right back. You ain't going to knock them out though. You don't hit hard enough to knock an old nigga out. He going to take that punch like a cheat. All right now. OK. All right. You got me. You got me. Little motherfucker. What the fuck you got? What the fuck you got? What's up with you, nigga? Come on. We got to understand no old folk that been hit with rocks. They done been sprayed with water holes. Come on. You just ain't no fish going to knock them out. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. I don't think I could have lived back there and get sprayed with no water holes. I think the dogs was the worst shit that they did. The niggas don't let the dogs lose on anything, man. Man, I would have got them on car and ran them up like a dog. Clean the fuck up. Talk about shit like that. Hey, we got a chill. That white man still here with the camera. Told you we would get him. Way it. Told you. This is all we need. Send it to TMZ. I don't give a fuck. Pull in reverse. Look, whoever run the building is really not no AC. It's not. I can tell. My drawers are sticking to my ass. For real. I feel for all the niggas in here that got them jeans on from like city trends, nigga. That motherfucker's gonna have. You know what they fucked up right now? All type of glitter and shit is falling off. Nigga got an eagle to eyeball and fell off that bitch. Nigga, your jeans is melting. They're melting. What a single lady's there tonight. They at the show? I'm talking about you can't by yourself like you won't. I seen some of the women when I was pulling up. Y'all got some fat asses in Macon. Yes. Macon. Real fat asses. They got their slave kutcha down here. It's Harry. It's Harry. They got nothing to do here. Yeah, Macon, that's the real sound. Real sound, bro. Real. These ladies are bringing you a play with four pieces of fish on it down here. All different kinds. Tilapia, white and catfish, nigga. Macon. That's why they call it Macon. The fat ass is Macon. You bust nuts down this motherfucker. Look at that. What the can't go at? Leave that nigga alone. I ain't been out in two years. This shoe got medicine in him. Oh boy, I ain't been out in ages. I ain't been out to no concert. They still think it's a concert. I ain't been to no concert. Boy, your glass is big as hell. You can see the jokes before we say them. Concert. We're going to church. You trip. What? Congratulations. Y'all better quit. You see how they yelling my name? They only doing that because they know I'm on birth control. You on birth control? Yeah, yeah. Oh, what you on the shot? Nah, I'm on that goddamn pullout ring. Yeah. What they saying to me? Shit. You don't. You just got to prank yourself. You got to be grown up with one of those. I don't have that skill, nigga. Fuck that. See, that's why a lot of dudes fall off. They don't know about the pre-pullout. That's the pullout before you actually pull out. You get your, like, 10 pumps in, pull out, wipe the dick off, start all over again. Know it could be a little nut right there waiting to come out. You going to have a baby? Hell nah. That's the wrong me. I don't know how to pull out. What the fuck wrong with you? I'll be the first to tell, nigga. Because you all, I don't know the last, I don't know the last pump, nigga. As soon as that nut get, you know that nut, get ready. That motherfucker be like, I don't give a fuck. So I wasn't planning on coming out no way. She going to be like, you done? I'm like, yep, going to sleep. She said, tuck your shit, DZ. I did. And when it's straight to sleep. I don't know what it is. Some women don't like to fuck for a long time. You ever been kicked out of the pussy like the club clothes? Come on now, shit. Hey. It'd be too much. That'd be too much. Bust your nut, go to sleep. Put my leg down, now, shit. I hate that bitch that want to bust a nut and keep on bustin' a nut. Bitch, go to sleep. Ma'am, how long you like to fuck? The one who was pulling? How, how long you want to fuck for? How long? 30 minutes to an hour. Bitch, you don't need no 30 minutes to an hour. Hold on, time out, time out. That shit with three songs. You can fuck it for three songs. Time out. Shoot, you want to fuck through a whole episode of Martin or two? God damn. 30 minutes to an hour. So is that including, is that including the dick suckin' pussy eatin' or is that straight fuckin' for 30 minutes? Huh? See foreplayed, you don't include foreplayed. You include foreplayed in your 30 minutes to an hour. Well, guess what? I'm eatin' that kuchen for 58 minutes. Keep goin', and goin', and goin', and kuchen. They still eat kuchen. This nigga look like he got possessed by a ghost. You got 56 minutes left. Fellas, you haven't ate kuchen so long you had to stiffen it. She talkin' what's wrong with you? I'm okay. Hey DC, you haven't ate the pussy so long, one of your ass didn't work, you had to wait for him to readjust. Motherfuckin' went to sleep on you, I'm tellin'. Nah, for real, you can't eat pussy too long. You be puttin' too long, your dog lock up. Your ears start poppin' like you on an airplane. Pop, pop, ah. You ate it so long your ear didn't work. Let me tell you something, I been fuckin' for 30 minutes and didn't even enjoy it. Cause I knew I was a quick pumper. That mean this pussy is trash. I'm not even supposed to be here that long. I'm like, hey bitch, I put a big came like two days ago. You trippin'. You wasn't excited that she broke your record, nigga? No, nigga, I know I ain't supposed to go that long, man. I'm ready to go, I'm finna go to sleep. Ladies, make some noise, the niggas can't last longer than 10 minutes in that pussy. Yo, life's so goddamn fucked. Like a motherfucker. Know that pussy drag, ain't it? First of all, ladies, you can't count it if a nigga ain't fuckin' raw. Cause if he fuck with a condom on him, he don't know what that pussy feel like no way. Right. That's practice pussy right there. That's the warm up. Chico, pussy like print friends. If you don't get it in the first 10 minutes, it ain't shit. So you sayin' some of these pussies have been up under the hot light. Nope, they didn't dry him. That's how your dick be. Whoa, I don't wanna go no more. Girls we know when they pussy be dry, too. Cause when you grab a bottle of water, she talkin' about what you grabbin' that for, bitch, you know. Niggas put water on the coachee. What you grabbin' that for? Shut up, bitch, you know what? My dick hair, shut up. She woulda said my dick hair, shut up. What's up, baby? She forgot what she was gonna say. She got hats on what she said. Your name, DC? She on a pill. DC? Always attract those stupid bitches. What the fuck, man? Check out the front of the hood. I be gettin' all the ugly bitches in here. DC, I love your show. You bullshit. That bitch's gonna take care of you, nigga. She ain't gonna take care of you. She walk like that. She gonna take care of you. What? You don't think I fucked this bitch? She is. But I'm gonna let the hell hit her. You wouldn't? No, you wouldn't. She is comin' wherever you need, anything go wrong. She like motherfuckin' Captain Planet. She showin' up, leave my baby alone. Well, y'all fucked up, baby. Let me tell you something. You gotta make them feel special. Well, I used to mess with a girl who walked like that. I guess she walk around the house just like that. Did she walk like that because she was just like that or she got shattered some shit? Nah, she was fucked up. So I used to walk like that. Well, I'm like, don't worry about it, baby. But it's shit so many different channels are fucked up. You just attract your life. Look, she's like, y'all went too far. I got a cousin who walked like that. That's fucked up. I got two cusses. Let me tell you something. I ought to talk about people that's in my family. I got two cusses in my family that's shit. Everybody got somebody in their family that's slow. And you love them so much. No, I'm talking about, yeah, in the funeral or slow. That's a different level right there, bro. I mean, hey, I hear they're like, cuss going crazy today, huh? You get used to it, though, once you, if it's your people, you don't need, you ain't even bother about it. But you got your friends around. They be like, man, is he okay, man? That's still, that nigga cool. He's straight now. Don't niggas be talkin' doing that shit. You just gotta know what they sayin'. They just point. They'll let you know. Nigga like my cuss, he know when to fuck nigga around. He know. Nigga, my uncle might come around cause he the fuck, you know, they beat up my auntie every time he come around. What's wrong? What's wrong, Lil' Ron? What he do? You been beatin', he been beatin' no auntie. Ron, Ron. Hey, y'all talk about arrogant. That's why we can't go nowhere now. Whatever. We talk about ourselves, too. That's why we do this shit. To make people feel comfortable with the fact that they can just be fucked up. Everybody fucked up. We all got shit wrong with us. Everybody got a deficiency. One of y'all motherfuckers got long toes. Pretty. His nose big as a motherfucker. Your head big like mine. It's all good. Nigga, love yourself. There you go. See, that's what I'm sayin' on. Fuckin' right. All my bitches up there in the top. People up top, y'all hot hot. Y'all love them out of addict. Ooh. Yeah. Y'all feelin' that outside. They out there sittin' in that coming for to carry me home. Sweet little. Oh my God. Boy. Bring y'all fuck with that couch, my nigga. Hell nah. I'm not sittin' there. It's too hot to sit on this shit. It's all the way cotton, nigga. You sit on this bitch. You gonna catch on fire. Let me help y'all. Ain't no AC. Nigga, you got a mink pillow on that bitch. I got you. This that couch. Rick James fucked up at Addie Murphy house. What the fuck was that? You don't want no cooch on this couch. What the hell you keep yelling about? She need help. What's wrong with you up there? Her check angel light came on when she called. Y'all sound, you sound like a hoe pat them on stock when y'all yell together. She need a new starter and that motherfucker right there. She need a starter. This is just the year. This is the hot girl summer, bruh. Women actin' all the way up. It's a musty girl summer. That's what this mean. This is the hot girl summer. This is a musty. Y'all still need to take baths. That's because it's hot, hot girl slash take a bath summer. You ain't notice that women been actin' this summer? They call it being all disrespectful and shit. Real ass bitch give a fuck about a nigga. Yeah. Calling you talkin' crazy, push a dick on the phone. What? Oh, excuse me. I am a person. They gave you all these bitches hope. Real ass bitch give a fuck about a nigga till they see that nigga with another bitch. Then it be like, who the fuck you think you playin' with, nigga? You be like, I thought you ain't give a fuck. And that's gonna boost all these girls' heads up, man. I know a couple girls for real talkin' shit. Talkin' crazy, bruh. Ain't her bad on the fuck. Like, bitch, you ain't got no head, boy. You need shit to fuckin' talk to, man. Immediately. Talk about real ass bitch give a fuck. Like, no bitch, you a bitch that need help. Like a bald fuck. Broke ass bitch need help from a nigga. Can't even put my shoes up under your bed, man. Fuck around with you. I gotta put up on this. Real ass bitch need help from a nigga. Big ass culture head full of fine children. Gotta put my shoes on the side. You ain't got no back spring, got to put my shoes on the side. Come on. Get your bed on the floor. Get your bed on the floor. Get your bed on the floor. She ain't got no head on the floor. Get your bed on the floor. Stop! Hey, bruh. Alright, stop. He see you. That's a motherfuckin' Roach, stop! Really? You been on the floor? I said you been on the floor? We gon' fuck anyway, cause I been wanting to fuck you since yesterday You got a big ol' booty and some nice pretty titties When I come down to Macon City Had a show at this old his place Hey, with the motherfuckin' heat on Hey, I was hittin' from the back I seen two Roaches with some Nike Fees on Damn, said a bet on the floor Yeah, and I'm not gon' stunt Every time we lay down and I try to get up I get stuck Guess what? People who been on the floor look like they praying Before they get on they been... Bitch, you been on the floor? Bitch, you been on the floor? Bitch, you been on the floor? Bitch, you been on the floor? Bitch, you been on the floor? Bitch, you been on the floor? Alright, stop! Was that a motherfuckin' Roach? Everybody in the head to get up on the floor Gotta get up different Like, you just got up from the front Everybody, you ever had to roll off that motherfucker? Like, you on the bed, nigga That bitch on the floor, you got the... I had a bitch who had a generator Her... her bed had a generator The one you plug in? Hey, look And I think her batteries were down one time So we laying on her bed, right? The generator goin' crazy Then her bitch is throwin' down Then we start deflatin' She floatin' around to put some new batteries in that motherfucker We floatin' back up Who's your bed on the floor? Ladies, make some noise Your bed on the floor Somebody lie like a motherfucker It's okay Your bed is on the floor In the middle of nowhere I took y'all Y'all so stupid Now turn the music off This is serious business Hey fellas Girl man You remember when you was 20, you could fuck all night? Yeah You remember that shit? 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Bloomer! And ladies, y'all still let her nigga eat it too No, y'all just came off, y'all some nasty motherfucker Look how quiet y'all got Put the stock in wet, y'all nasty motherfucker Every woman in here that hit a nigga with that shit I mean, I was on, but I ain't on What the fuck is the difference? Are you red or are you pink? It's like pink stoppers And you can always tell when she wants you to do it It's like she's trying to get you to join the gang Nigga, you scared? I know you ain't scared Nigga, lay the towel down, all we got to do is Go in that motherfucking room, cut that light off And lay the motherfucking towel down Nigga, you down for a $187 or no Nah, they how they do it, they how they do it Oh, for real, you ain't gonna eat my pussy Okay, get away, you ain't gonna get in my pussy Nigga be like, come on, man, don't do all that Come on, man, all that Ladies, do it, make you want to fuck more When you just name off your period Y'all so nasty You know what? Yes, I be haunted, yes Because that's the new pussy, that's what a period it is It throw all the old pussy away she didn't use last month Every 28 days they get a new pussy That's why black women don't be fucked up You ain't never got to worry about them showing up in 30 years They be like, you know what? Yeah, you got the pussy, you can keep that You can keep that, you got that I don't even have that pussy number above That pussy's long gone, that pussy's gone That pussy left two days after you dead That pussy was gone before you was That was the last little bit I had of that bitch Or it can tighten up, or it can get worse though, Carlos Just go, that pussy's gone, they don't mean the new pussy better know Yeah, you got to let that one settle in for a second I think they had to think about that one, like, you know what? Yeah, that motherfucker would tie that first And I let too many niggas in, that motherfucker is a mansion Bruh, I just recently had some pussy from a mother of two Okay I think that mother of two pussy has definitely been slept on That pussy had an upstairs and a downstairs I'm so used to that one bedroom because they ain't know what to do They got some duplex pussy, that's crazy Ain't nothing like that studio pussy Like the studio apartment pussy? Yes, yes, motherfucker, right there, ain't got nowhere to go One room, one kitchen, one bathroom But you know who would fuck you the best though? Who would fuck you the best? A woman who don't have nowhere to go Like she live with her big sister or something That fucking shit Oh no, that pussy, that pussy sneaky That pussy, that pussy sneaky You can't go to sleep before that pussy, you wake up like Hold up, where that bitch at? She done cleaned the whole house She's showing her utilization skills You ever go out to eat with a girl And then y'all take some food to go And then you get back to the crib And then she eat both of them Nah, you got to leave, you do some shit like that Disrespectful motherfucker You better not eat my to go But it didn't make you start wondering Other shit like, what the fuck is you going through? You eat my food, man? That's when you know you really in a relationship With your girl When she start just eating off your plate That shit start making you mad at the wild All the fellas You be like, yeah, yeah, yeah Let me get the catfish platter with the shrimps And french fries Let me get some of that dirty rice y'all got too What you want, baby? I just want a Caesar salad Soon as your catfish comes She's like, oh, let me try a piece of that You be thinking like, bitch, why you ain't getting none What the fuck? It's my catfish It's my catfish I'll just let him into place You say you'll be alright, great No, I won't I want some pussy If you eat my plate I want some pussy Now what? Who are I? I don't have each of the catfish I don't have each of the catfish Hey, white man White man, white man Hold, hold, hold, white man Let me see some of these pictures you taking No, you're gonna have to delete them You ain't even turned the flash on What's up, OG? White man What's up, white man? White man, what's up? Oh, what's up? Oh, oh Right He definitely He good, he good He look like that white man That'll try to help them all Fuckin' catch the nigga that's stillin' out of Walmart Sir, don't move Let's hold him down till the police come Man, I wish one of them Get your ass out of here Motherfuckin' citizen arrest Making ass out of here You can't do that You stole something? Yeah, I stole something But you ain't finna lock me up I'm fucked with this crowd, man They laughin' and all this got them heat Yeah, we gotta laugh our way through this heat, boy I tell ya It's gonna be some wet stains In these blue chairs With this shit on My nipples is on this shirt Crazy Boy, I got the sweat drippin' down My back that shit that you I got the tank top on But I know when I take that motherfucker off It's gonna be sticky yicky yicky Look at this shit It look like I got rain on Yeah, it ain't on What's up, girl? Nah, leave her alone She with the nigger with the ball here With the shape up Oh, good Yeah, you do not want You do not want no smoke with that nigger He'll jump up at his mother But everybody dies Fatal attraction She can't be with niggas She can't be with nobody He do look like the nigger that killed Coachies on Cooley, huh? They fuckin' with them niggas Who think they crazy Niggas, you ain't crazy Niggas, I'm loony, too She can't be with me She can't be with nobody Niggas, shut the fuck up I'm gonna fuck these niggas Them don't be the niggas to worry about They be the ones that be quiet and nodding That's why you gotta nod back I'm gonna call the splint on that old-ass floor right here Yeah, this shit old as a motherfucker I'm glad I got these timber I don't even think y'all supposed to be old They just attached this shit You don't supposed to be on that part You see, it's taped on Yeah, they got dead bodies in front of this floor Yeah, step back, motherfucker Yeah, they fall Up under there, that's what a monster of making lives I haven't been in here for 60 years There's some more That's why it's hot They gotta cremate the bodies This shit feel like the after-hour spot This motherfucker It feel like we supposed to have a dice game And a space tournament going on These are the after-hour spot It's hot like the after-hour spot in here, boy It deep, too After-hour spot, deep, too Who on cocaine? Bust a little out of the ladies Who got the waste train on Your stomach still big Motherfucker, poke it out of the waste train Out of the waste train that's come in sizes Is it like small, medium, large, extra large Or is it like big, bigger? Damn, boy They don't say that on there Because, you know, they tight It'd be like, want to breathe, can't breathe Or kill yourself Oh I want to kill myself Let me get to kill myself You look like the scarecrow off the wheels Let me win this shit out of there What? Stop wearing them bombs What the fuck? I ain't seen nobody win up there I'm like, man, don't thanks to this belt She's saying, hell, yeah She's fucked up That's fucked up You got the waste train on You ain't giving Nick a hug all night Then we finally get back to the house You like, excuse me, one second I'll tell that motherfucker off like a business shirt As soon as she get that bitch off You be like, oh, baby, baby Right Yeah, Nick's still hitting those Stomach got that straight drop Man, that's what that is Straight drop Bruh, don't never worry about that shit If you ever If you stupid like I am I be had most of the time I know that she got a little stomach My whole goal to be like When I get the pussy I had the stomach moving one way And the titties going the opposite direction Wax on, wax off Yeah, I call that hurricane dingaling Cause the stomach going this way The titties going the opposite direction You don't know where this shit going Well, at least you be thinking positive Cause when a girl be having a little stomach And she be fucking me I be like, man If she pregnant, she be fucked up Oh, well Ain't nothing wrong with that stomach That stomach lay flat when you lay down Oh, look at all the ladies with the stomach That stomach go flat in the motherfucker When you lay down You lay down that stomach go flat You be like, ooh, look at this This is like a twin sad thing You know what, I like chicken She like a bone of grits I like when the stomach lay flat And then the titties fall Then you have to stack them back up Like you're playing Django Give me that tittie at your armpit Now you got deodorant on the tittie You can't lick that tittie at deodorant on it You lick that deodorant, tittie That should have shocked your nervous system Ah, shit! When was that? That secret is strong That shit hit my central nervous system It was a tear that formed in my eye That came out on the inside of my eye I said fuck with your nervous system Bro, you fuck around I hit you when you hit it Ah, shit! It be right at the top of your neck That deodorant hit you Your central nervous system And it stay on your tongue too That whole day Your mouth be dry as a mother She like what? Bitch, you ain't bad That's what happened The people in the back Y'all still good or y'all got pneumonia? What's happening? Pneumonia Oh, you said some people don't bathe Let me give a shout out to all the ladies That can wear white panties all day And you take them off, they'll still be white D-Po, that motherfucker is not going to be white You done left it at four shower curtains Tub, your shit is She take that white panties off That bitch is going to look like a backwood on there Right Ah, what you been doing? Ah, you look like a It's a big hot backwood Fuck an oatmeal pie down there, man We got water leaf I do like when she take the panties off They be wet like honey going paper Nigga like me be like Get in the shower right quick Shout out to all the ladies That sit here with their man And they didn't watch their drawers With the shit stains in them before That's embarrassing Fellas, check your drawers Before you go home Damn We do though Hold up When you become a grown man Nigga, it's something about Fellas, you ever went And you know you wiped your ass good Then the motherfucker Then about ten minutes later Your shit get crunchy You like wait a minute, hold up You ain't wiped good You miss this battle Your Buddha hold too big What's up going on What the fuck There's no dookies that go Accidentally come out your ass See, people laughing Because they got little boys You can't teach a little boy How to wipe his ass You just congratulate him On doing the best they can At least you use some tissue this time, son We getting there I know you're living But don't worry about that shit Nigga, this is stupid Just because you shit it And waited a long time And your booty got dry That don't mean it's clean You still gotta wipe Stupid ass, boy Nigga, that sat down That's a long time, thought he wiped You know what? I think I'm done Nah Little boys nanced his head My little nephew took a bath He gotta have to tub Quick as hell His shoulders wasn't even wet They're like, nope You're not about to be a hit with us Smelling like you've been working on a car All goddamn day I don't give a fuck that you said Get your little must-ass back in there Kids, hate taking bath They'll be in the water And won't wash up At least you can get them To sit all the way down This little nigga hovering in the tub He don't want to get involved I'll tell you what That might have been water Be too hot, dawg I used to be scared Hey, fellas Your girl never tried to make you Take a bath with a nigga And you know their body temperature is different They set the water to fuckin' Oodle with noodle, nigga They don't fuck it You ever you get it You put your foot in that motherfucker For who? Oh, you ain't a real nigga You ain't cuff your nuts Before you hit them You deserve to burn your shit Nah, I'm not sitting there Man, I'm cuffing my shit As soon as my foot gets into the balls I got too much anyway I got it, I got it I got to hold them Well, not anymore My stuff on them I'm telling all the young fellas Your nuts don't never stop growing I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do I'm out here with this Obama key I gotta get the surgery, man Man, my fuckin' nuts Hit that toilet water one day I had to put a paper clip on my nuts Shit They sang it so low It's like when your exhaust breaks My nuts do God damn, nigga I got a wet boxer, Bruce I can't wear a boxer I put a round of sat-down I sat-down one time I was like, hold up Yup, that a dork No, I ain't got no hip run But what they did right now? Hell yeah That is my god damn boss My boss Is in the back of your ass Oh, right here I can't hold hair, no I can't I don't like boxers anyway Cause you get to wearing them Boxers too long Them motherfuckers that rise up On your ass like a thong Nigga, you like I ain't even did nothing today What the fuck You walk around shaking Your shit like this Nigga, my god You see, you fuck around And sit on one of them nuts You had to take a knee I don't know what it is With the testicles That is the softest part That is the most sensitive thing In the world On the nigga body It's a nut If you want to get away ladies You think you're in an abusive relationship Look how she did that shit before She said, yeah He is going And you know He got a cooch Fellas, make some noise You ever been kicked in the nuts before That's not the worst one It's when you get hit in the nuts On accident And it's your own goddamn fault You had work breaking down You fucking hand slipped Shit, I'm calling off tomorrow You feel that shit I don't know what the fuck I just hit, but my ear popped You feel it in your stomach Nigga, it's all in your stomach I remember I fell on my nuts one time I was running on my 10 speed You know what I'm saying 10 speed You did 10 speed Fuck around My body had a front break And a back break I didn't stand a bit I thought about it My mama had money that day She bought that bit Look at that street nigga Right there Did you steal it? You know he ain't mad time I don't mind nigga Everybody ever had With somebody else's first Fuck around You ugly ass boy You ain't never had nobody Stupid ass, nigga I ain't hating on a nigga With a 10 speed I bet you don't go to your mother I don't fuck around Nah, that's the nigga That you let ride And he just keep riding He ain't got no house Now what you was saying About your bike Name, bro I fucked around I hit the front break Went up Left the bike On the street A call would come I'm like this Me, me, me, me Look, I would only recommend A service to my listeners That's been good to me That's why my book Is the right place You bet you win You get paid It's that simple My bookie has live In-game betting On every NFL game They got the most rewarding Player point In the business And for you fantasy guys Out there You can even bet The over under On how many fantasy points A player will score In this game It's the new season Antonio Brown is with the Raiders LeVion Bell is with the Jets Odell Beckham is with Cleveland But the one thing that hasn't changed Is where I'm putting my money down On all the games My bookie is the right place To bet on football Every weekend My bookie has better bonuses More prop bets Than any other sportsbook period This year That hosted a first online Handicap and Super Contest And the first place Is guaranteed $100,000 And it only cost $100 to enter Double your first deposit Up to $1,000 All you have to do Is use the promo code 85SouthShow To activate the offer Visit my bookie Online today That's M-Y-B-O-O-K-I-E And don't forget to use The promo code 85SouthShow Creating your account To activate the bonus Bet when Get paid That's mybookie Dot com For all your sports Betting needs Did your foot ever Slipped off the pedal Hit that bar Oh, yeah Boy, that shit happened to me I ain't wrapped my body for two years Especially you be trying To go fad too As you get older It become harder to recover For them injuries, man When you was young You can get an injury And you'd just be hurt For a little bit And be straight Now as a grown man, nigga You hit anything That shit gonna hurt for three days I bumped my knee On the side of my bed The other day Nigga took me 30 minutes To get downstairs Fuck, boy Shit I think I fucked my shit up You ever hit your funny ball, nigga? Oh, yeah I hit my funny ball in Boston Nigga, that shit made me Start sweating and everything I put it around and hit My funny ball, nigga Fuck, my ball was stuck For a whole week, nigga And dudes, we all We used to get them interviews That was bad When we was young You ever been playing basketball And came down on your ankle Like that, nigga? Look at that, everybody I can't play basketball I'm just doing it And talk shit That shit happened to grow People all the time You ever been in some goddamn Slabs And missed that goddamn stuff Oh, shit Nah, you ever been in the slabs In the front bed for it And your whole foot Come out in the front, nigga And when I'm in them slabs That bitch catch you like Oh, fuck I know it's fucked up, man What about your bones? Now your big toe dirty Big toe been dirty But don't, don't play with it Get your plane dirty If you don't fall, dude Big head dirty Why the fuck are we making this One of my favorite plays That they're playing What? Hey, yo Love driving through this moment Yo, jeez, you from making that? Sometime Nah, he from He from Hawkinsville Who? Dawsonville Who? Jesus, I thought Jesus was from there Jesus from somewhere down here Somewhere Hawkinsville It's down the road a little bit That shit from down there That's where that nigga with the ball Head in Atlanta from That nigga right there Working at Avis I don't know him He from Valdosta, Georgia I can get you a car For $125 Shout out to Valdosta For a valley guy there Shout out to them all that shit Everywhere in Georgia All been it One arriving, what one arriving at Got them 229 I went to Fort Valley too I went to Fort Valley for six months You went to Fort Valley, stay here Fort Valley I went to Fort Valley for six months The live is homecoming in Georgia And Fort Valley It used to be It is Shit, it's still live It used to be In all of Georgia Because I went They don't even let The faculty come to The show And Valdosta I'm young Fort Valley Yeah Nigga They let all the locals On the school They just be walking around They're like, you go here Nope, I'm part of the community The locals make the shit from When you go to HBCU I don't know Fuck This shit is dangerous I had to start going to Fort Valley They start buying my weed Y'all niggas don't smoke They like, yeah We just ain't got no money I said, yeah My time is up Look The The amylase lady came down Yeah, we got a problem up top Yeah, four people been passed out We ain't gonna need to get a machine up there Yeah, they up there Hacking the motherfucker Everybody's sweating She almost passed out What the fuck is wrong with you Look, it's hot in here Hit the fire long We should have told everybody You get half price If you bring a fan in this motherfucker Just Just plug the fans up My nigga brought his own towel He was not playing No, that's about it I looked off that Hennessy That's why he had to bring that towel He keep that with him every day He drank that Hennessy He sweat with his three degrees outside Nah, he ain't making That's a booty race She go, you didn't see the white You didn't see the young white dude Look like a young Jack Nichols Sending this bitch Oh, my man right here Just sending this bitch by herself I do not trust him Yeah, I do With the glasses on right there That's the photographer brother I've been watching him the whole time Oh, that makes sense You don't want no guy that cool To be smoking on cigarettes like him She gon' suck his own like you have What do you people crazy there? They really be yelling shit From way in the back like we get here And we know y'all back there too All Can't hear it baby That shit, that shit, traveling Hell yeah DC We need a segment called Yell some shit from the crowd Columbus, Georgia Columbus and the Alright everybody else So who from Atlanta then? Oh ATL You dick Florida Excuse them while I see them What about uh, what about Savannah? Savannah That far South Carolina Green bit Okay Niggas is learning his legs Niggas been So that's what I'm talking about Sump the Sump the Sump the county Sump the Yeah Sump the county sound like Where all the bitches from America Fight through them all Every time I go to Sump the South Carolina I be looking for Sump the fuck I be here all weekend Sump the fuck Real What? Let me Sump the Sump the Look at that nigga's shirt That shit look like when The exit round be closed Don't it? Ain't not like the country folks Ain't never got no Sump the county dog Hell yeah You know I been living here All the way Oh he ain't come He ain't come Look at the bullshit in his shirt Oh one more right there Sump the county Oh yeah That is The Nike bro What do you look like? What are you looking like? Sump the What do you look like a box of nerds? Uh Yeah N-N-N-N-A-N-I-G-E Oh shit Sump the They wrote this They wrote this Got the cuckoozen In the building We got the cuckoozen The cuckoozen In the building We got the cuckoozen In the building I was on and the cuckoozen In the building They wrote Sump the county dog You got the cuckoozen The cougars in the building, they gettin' worked. The cougars in the building, made their own shirts. The cougars in the building, yeah, you know. Cougar bid in the building. She on that MD 2020 shot, out of here. Out of here, out of here. She had two beers and two shots, she is out of here. And her shirt tucked in her mouth. Yeah, give it up for Destiny's aunts right there. That's what they, Destiny's aunts in the building. Destiny's great aunts. Destiny's great aunts in the building. Look at her, she's about to die. Shake that ass, shake that ass with that fishnet on. Shake that ass with that fishnet on. Shake that ass with that fishnet on. Shake that ass with that fishnet on. She see, she got that fishnet on. She got that. I promise you she jamming. Yeah. Fishnet. So B, she caught 300 salmon. Yeah. It's goin' down. The plant, okay. That's okay. I take the one in the back. The one that smoked cigarettes. I think her name was Pat. She got some sons that's grown in fat. She's small, but the coochie was fat. Yeah. Hey. She from Mac Town. She put that Mac down. She from Mac Town. She put that Mac face. Get her smack down. Smack down. Hey, Cougars in the building all day. Fuck her good. Then she let you get her 401K. Okay, yeah. It's goin' down in the Mac Town. Got the Cougars with the fishnet drop down. Check the older ladies. They so sweet. When you give them good dick, they go straight to sleep. Hey, bring me a piece of dick. That's what they say. I got a Cougar bitch. I put the dick on her mean. I fucked her so good. She went and made me a pot of greens from scratch. She brought that shit in her backyard, too. Okay, chicken. Oh, listen to this. I got an older chick. You know she a boss. She be giving me head to a weed come off. Guess what? That's cool. Chill. My Cougar bitch just put me in her wheel. Oh, you get that money? She's with all things. Oh, you eating her? She with all things? Girl, fat ass. I'm gonna smack it. I know the big nigga hot in that yellow jacket. What? Frank, hold off, my nigga. He went and chugged you. You hot, bro? No, that nigga cheated it. What? Bro, you look like one of them Amazon packages. They leave on the front door. Mr. Goodbye with the red and that yellow and red. Here you go, girl. Bro, you know you want that bitch, bro. You dressed like a Mr. Goodbye. Yeah. Bro, don't say you're older, bro. Man, no stunt on my homie. Take a piece, nigga. You know you hungry. Take a piece, boy. You know that you hungry. He is mad. He is mad as fuck. Because he wanted to grab that candy bad as fuck. Old school. Hey, you know he a player. I bet when the show over, he gonna be like, man, fuck with me later. Oh, he that bitch when the show over with. What's that, the guy? Hey. That nigga drunk here. Hey, that's how every old school nigga dress on Sunday. It'd be a team nobody like dolphins, cowboys, red scans. Only. He the only nigga be believing in them. Oh, they can turn the lights on. We can see a little bit further back now. What's up, Megan? Hey, hey, hey. Before we even start, ambulance lady. I like that little stand she got on you. How you both ligging in one leg? I like that. You see her right there? Yeah, she looking at you like, I don't find none of that funny. Look at them three right there. First time our wives gonna look in 80 years. Well, y'all look like y'all supposed to start in Bats 2. That's what it is. That's who, ah, they went on tour with Uncle Luke when he first popped out. Pop that ass shit, man. They look like they all getting money from the same old nigga. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She ain't stopped her, she ain't. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Them all the oldest thoughts I've ever seen. Look at her, she just, just in her jeans, just, oh. Oh, they bedding on the floor. You know one of them drive a van. A conversion van. What you say, baby? What you say? She the one that drive the van. That's right. Ladies, then beat them ladies in the bed for them giving you life advice. Young lady, do whatever makes you happy, you hear me? Don't never let nobody tell you how to live your life. Look at me. I'm seven to eight years old. Listen. I done been around this world and back. How many times? Listen, she's so hot right here. She can't even enjoy herself no more. She's so hot, she just. She, we didn't pick this. Everybody, ladies, friends, ladies, fix your ladies' friends to get lazy. No, it's the real shit. We appreciate y'all being in this hot ass building with us. We didn't know this shit was going to be this hot. What? I don't see no vent like no vent. It ain't no vent. This shit is the goddamn thunderdome, nigga. That's where they put all the school supplies. Y'all ain't finding, like, y'all waiting on pass to the finished discernment. Now, I'm going to take my time. Now, don't worry about it. Now, we're going to get on the fire here. They got these funeral home seats in there. What the fuck? Them seats being in the funeral home of Chappals. He was a good man. You want some of this? They had graduations in. Who graduated them out of this motherfucker? You want to? Here you go. He caught that shit, too. I ain't getting it, T-Bruh. I feel like I'm feeding seals. Never face this shit real. Let me go to that shit. Big man caught that motherfucker. That's right. Big man's eye dropping no candy, nigga. That's the type of shit we need more of is black people. You see how everybody was rooting for them? They just wanted to eat that shit. Eat that shit. Big belly and you know I'm shaking that my stomach. Good you know I fake it. Big belly and I eat the snacks and I eat the snacks and I eat the snacks. Big belly, when I munch on snacks, I be like, I'm on that. The bigger the belly, the bigger the belly, the bigger the belly. I'm fucking these hoes and I'm posting it. You know I'm like, the bigger the belly, the bigger the belly. Big belly, bigger. Big belly, bigger. Big belly, bigger. Big belly, bigger. The bigger the belly. Big belly, bigger the bigger the bigger the bigger. The big belly bitches, the big belly women, the big belly women. The little big. She got a big old belly, big old belly. How they give them stretch cards? She can hold it, she should. I bet she pull that belly back. Yeah, that pussy is good. She got a big old belly, but she's still pretty, she got the stomach sitting right under the titties, matter of fact same thing, I call them titties, she got the titties, that's what you call me, we got another show, hold up, hold up, hold up, wait a second, you already know, when we say the show, we got to take a picture, stand up, take your phone out, show up, boy, big ass life, hold the fucking ass, come on, make your way down to the front, make sure you tell somebody what you see here tonight, you've witnessed the next keys of comedy.