 You know, before this show, I wished for plenty of things in this world. World peace, my parents to be happy, to actually have friends and a social life. Now, I just wish I had a death note. I'm actually thinking about getting one. If you want your name written in my death note, just let me know down below. But here today, we're here to react to episode 3 of Death Note. This episode's called Dealings, so I'm guessing Light is gonna sell some weed or something? I don't know, but let's just get to the episode. Hira, Omae ga donai wa... This motherfucker died. Oh my god, dude. What a waste of good looks. Just look at this guy, bro. Imagine looking like this and just going on stage to die. Like, what a waste of good looks. Meanwhile, ugly people like me have to live a long life. Omae no shiteiru koto... It's evil! It doesn't matter now, doesn't it? Cause you're dead. Oshikou wo tsukui... It's gonna die. Oshikou wo tsukui... This is too much! He's letting this get to his head. He wants to be the god of the new world? What does that even mean? Fucking liars. There are 21 people that claim they are Kira. Literally, that would be me. I would call them and be like, Bitch, I killed all these people. Thank me later. Dude, I wanna be fucked in the ass in prison. Is this like a weird kink of theirs? Like, why would you claim you're Kira? You know you're gonna go to prison. You could literally just go on the street and kill somebody if you wanna go to prison. Or just threaten that you're gonna, like, do something to an airport or something. Or to the president. Like, why do you have to say you're Kira? Why'd you wait until now? Is this guy holding that screen like the entire conference? How the fuck did they take this? How? L? What does L stand for? Oh my god. Oh my god! You sure you weren't light? Is that what L stands for? He already got it down. He might as well say his height, his hair, the amount of pubic hair on his balls? Like, you got this. Say it! Praise Kira! These are the type of people that want crime to happen. You want, you want these, right? You want injustice against women, don't you? I'm telling y'all, the government is pretty much the mafia. They're the biggest gang in the world, okay? They want crime. Or they'd be out of jobs. They could have put the screen in the front of the room? You have everybody like breaking their fucking necks trying to look at you. Damn! L has them whipped, bro! Oh, he's scratching. Yeah, that coffee's gonna make you pull another all nighter. Oh, Matsuda. You're too good for this world. You're definitely gonna be in that death note by the end of the season. I support him. Oh my god, that was a transition. Only if this little girl knew what was in that room. Daddy's home. Oh my god, there's that father in the show? I feel like in every anime I watch, there's no father. It's either dead or a mystery. So, the fact is a father, let's see who it is. Imagine his father is L. Fight? Did he say fight? Fight! No way. No fucking way! His dad is the chief police officer. Oh, this show just went from this side of being interesting to the fucking stars. Like, oh god, this is gonna be fun. His dad is the chief police officer that's in charge of this mission besides L. Oh my god, get out of here. I thought it was gonna be L. Even better, it's the chief police officer. Only if you knew. Damn, bro. He's your brother, he's not your boyfriend, get off. Get off. Oh my god. Yo, your dad is gonna get that belt, man. And I wanna see that scene. Fucking with his work? Damn, like, you have some balls. Jesus Christ. Imagine it was full of porn. Yagami got that yaga dick. Oh, now we know it. Oh shit. Uh-oh. Yo, they're like best friends now. Who is the Shinigami? Is it Ryuk or Light? Yo, Light is the devil. He is Dark, he's not Light at all. The writers knew what they were doing with that name. It's Dark Yagami. Yo, this guy has the power of God in his hands. He is all the bitches. He's smart, he's handsome. What else are you gonna give this guy? What else? Why is he giving everything? And I'm giving nothing. At least give me one thing. You give him everything. I would be grateful as fuck and the cockiest dude on the planet if I had one thing that Light Yagami had. Don't tell me he's good at fucking sports, too. Oh my god, I love this show. I don't know how he's doing this, man. I don't get it. I don't know. How is he the smart? Light is a terrorist. Yo, how is he taking this shit, man? How are you putting this together? I would never succeed anything other than being a YouTuber. I swear to god, like this guy literally gonna tell you the guy's eyebrow color pretty soon. How many specks of eyelash there are on Light's face, eyes. Light, you dumbass. Now he's gonna know you're involved in this somehow. The police. Holy fuck. This is like the greatest rivalry I've ever seen. The battle of the brains. I just don't, I don't understand anymore. I don't. Like, how? How do you notice shit, bro? How do you notice shit? I don't even know what I did five seconds ago. How? How do you think like this? Is this what Japan's like? Do I have to raise my children in Japan for them to be like this? Or will it not help since their father is the fucking idiot? Like, he already, he already died. He already knows this. Trying to be god. You said it earlier. Oh my god. Everything about this show is cool. How are you just smart, bro? You're like eight years old. He's gonna use his dad. Oh, he needs a belt. He needs a belt beating. This no shell become the property of the human world. Once it touches the ground, arrives in the human world. What if it doesn't touch the ground? What if it hits a tree and stays there? Just to specify that, I'm surprised they don't even mention that. Piece of shit show. Oh, I quit, too. I get the fuck home to my family. I'm out of this shit. No job is worth your life. This guy's still sitting in a fucking bag making people break their necks. I leave, too. Try and kill me. I'd say that to someone, too. Bro, L and Light are in control of everything right now. The police are pawns. They're puppets. Unlike someone we know. Damn, bro. Those are fighting words right there. If it was up to the police, they'd probably hire Light. They don't know what the fuck's going on. Y'all should be begging on your knees for L's knowledge. The fuck out of here, you pussy. Imagine he bumps into a desk. Scares the shit out of these kids. Oh, God, the quadratic equation. Nothing made me want to jump off my balcony than just reading that sentence. Oh, that brings back PTSD. Two Integers. Oh, Jesus, Lord. Oh, God. Is there one school in Japan? How? Oh, my God. How? Oh, shit. He got it. They died it down. They went from the entire Japan population to this within an episode. I can't believe it. It's a joke. Is he going to tell them? Aw, Ryu, my heart. Oh, fuck you then. At least be honest. Aw, they're roommates. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yo, this show, it's just getting crazy now. You better keep walking, bro. You act as us. He's getting all my nerve. Bro, you know something's scary when it's creeping Ryu. Like, you would not expect Ryu to be creeped out by anything by the way he looks, but he's creeped out by light and the humans. This just shows that humans are the evil ones, okay? I've always realized that. I've always told you. I've always prophesized that. That humans are the real animals. Animals are the real humans. Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. Yo, this guy's like, phone was tapped. He'd be gone. They'd be like, who the fuck are you talking to, light? Yo, they got cameras all over the room right now. You can see floating apples. Damn, I just seem like an ordinary high school student. You know what that meme would mean for me? Just going home, throwing my bag on the floor with all my books and playing Halo 3 or Gears of War or Call of Duty Modern Warfare. That would be being a normal high school student. If you start studying, you're gonna get fucking sus, okay? Oh, shit! What? He kind of looks like a monkey if you think about it. Like a very, like a monkey with clown makeup on. What else is interesting? Keep talking. What the fuck? That's why Corp said she didn't got me eyes in his song! Oh my god, he could see a human's name and lifespan above their heads when we look at you. Bro, I wish I had that. Imagine you see a hot girl and their names and their lifespans right there. You might as well put their phone number there too. What the fuck is that date? What, in 93 months in Japan? I can't read that, bro. Oh god. That's insane, man! I wish I had that power. Oh, shit. Ryuk is not gonna tell him. He wants light to figure out himself. No way! Oh my god. Oh, light will definitely add those Shinigami eyes by the other decision, definitely. I can't even imagine. He's gonna get so desperate to the point where he can't find out who somebody is that he's gonna want these eyes. But there is definitely a butt in that sentence. There's definitely repercussions for having these eyes. He's probably gonna turn into a Shinigami himself. Shit! Yo, what does that mean? Light's gonna die tomorrow? What the fuck is this music? I feel like it just entered into the devil's sanctum. I love this. This is my gym music, bro. Look at this shot. Look at light. Like, who's more evil? Look at the shadow. Like, I'm more afraid of light shadow. He's smiling. What's wrong with this kid? Jesus Christ, light? We're nothing alike. We share the same name, but no. The Shinigami code. What is that, like the bro code? Oh my god. You just made him wet. He just came here in this. What the fuck, man? Oh Jesus, Mary, Joseph, and the Atlantic Ocean in the middle of January. So you know how I said I wish I had the death note at the beginning of this video? Unless you skip the intro, just like I do with every YouTuber. I don't watch intros. I skip to the shit. And if someone stops to talk, I skip that too, okay? So I don't blame y'all when you do that. But you know how I said that in the beginning? That I wish I had a death note? Take that back. I wish I had Shinigami eyes. That shit. Oh my god. You know, somebody bullies me, and then I see what their lifespan is and I just start fucking laughing in their face because they're gonna die early and have some crazy disease. Oh, that would be great. Anyways, guys, what do you think of this episode when you first saw it? If you remember, you probably saw it like 30 years ago. Let me know down below if you were offered the chance to have Shinigami eyes with those repercussions. Would you take them? Would you just continue being a stupid human being? Let me know down below. But other than that, I will see you all in the next video. Goodbye.