 I-I-I-O, in long little dokes, it's your misfortune and I-I-O. I-I-O, in long little dokes, you know that Wyoming will be your new home. Life on the Red Horse Ranch. Yeah! Yes! Last night, out on the Red Horse Roundup. Tomorrow, the boys will be up bright and early to drive the bellowing cattle into the ranch. The boys have been enjoying themselves a lot more since Alabama joined them, but Steve Bradford is still in charge of the outfit. None of the boys have trusted Bradford's actions since he tried to force Mr. Carter into selling his Red Horse Ranch. We find the boys around the campfire. The tale of a cowboy who dwells... My digestion! Hey cookie, wrangle me up a couple more sourdough biscuits there. Come and get it. I'm about the tiredest man living this whole outfit. All right. God, it's too lazy to grow fast. Listen here, man. You don't have the chuck wagon now. We use it all. Why, we must have holidays. Boy, that's the way we eat where I come from. Yeah, I hear from where Arizona comes they eat haunted frogs for breakfast. Yeah, and lizards for dinner. And a couple of rattlesnakes for supper. Yeah, and that ain't all. We sleep on cactus and wears cockle burrs in our hair. Well, come on, Cookie. How about another dozen eggs there? All out of a slab or two of that salt pork while you're at it? Man, I'm so tired I could sleep on a rattlesnake's nest. Ain't you boys throughing a while? Man alive. Cookie sure is on the peck tonight. Wonder what's handling him. Guess he's kind of out of sorts for getting that chuck wagon bogged down in the mud this morning. Say, that's a goodin' to sing. Trouble for the rain's cook. Hit a cart there, Lily. Come wrangle your Broncos and saddle him quick. The cook is in trouble down there by the creek. Oh, sick chuck, your laddie goes all of you grunts. And pull in so tight that your old Bronco fronts will need all the punches a foreman can send. Your chuck wagon's fired down there by the bend. The cattle are scattered in over the plain while punchers are yellin' in language proclaim. But let us spread out for the cooks in a must. And quicksand are causin' the fellas to guss. Oh, this is the time every puncher's his friend. Cause a chuck wagon's fired down there by the bend. A strain in the gulps and a grunt in the nags. He'll do the puncher who's larry of sags. He's furrim and furrim and made them late too. And now she's movin' and now she's loose. It's worth all the time that the effort required. Cause nothing to eat when the chuck wagon's off. Cookie, I'll give you my old jackknife for just one more biscuit. You go away from here, boy. Mr. Bradford, he doesn't say it. Leave Bradford out of this. I'm backin' you up there, Cheyenne. I've seen more of that long horn in the last week and I ever want to see again. Well, we oughta have this herd back to the Red Horse Ranch by tomorrow night. We'll be workin' for Alabama from then on. Yeah, that's what we oughta be doin' right now. I can't make out why old Dad Carter ever put a man like Bradford in charge of this outfit. Well, Bradford talked Dad into it and Dad thought he was doin' Alabama favor by lettin' him stay away from the round up till he got the feelin' better. Well, he oughta know that he couldn't keep a cowpoke like Alabama away from the round up. Come to think of it, Alabama oughta be in before long. He and Tenderfoot ain't havin' to do night herd again tonight, are they? No. Alabama's just tryin' to help Bradford and the boys bet the herd down for the night. And, partner, I call that regular of Alabama after all Bradford's done to herd him. Wonder why it is Bradford's got it in for Alabama. Oh, that's easy to figure out. Bradford's blamin' Alabama for talkin' Carter out of sellin' the Red Horse Ranch. Well, Bradford sure got his eye on Dad's ranch. Whatever intonation he wants with it, I can't figure out. Yeah, Dad, don't give me them dried apples. Yeah, give me them dried apples. Hey, Arizona, where you goin' with them dried apples? I'm doin' crazy. Well, the race you're goin' now, you ain't gonna have to camp overnight, no way. Put them back there in the chuck wagon where you got them and leave Cookie alone. Oh, well, Chuck, have me that banjo. Yeah. I can't do nothin' round here. Work all day, don't even get nothin' to eat. Yeah, play a song. Yeah, play a song. Kingdom, come on. Yeah, come on. Well, just Steve Bradford. He'll be in the camp pretty soon. I don't know. Oh, he puts an eye wheel. Yeah, and I'll put cactus in his foot. Mind sayin' that to my face, Arizona? Oh, I do, Mr. Bradford. I practically got Chuck all ready for you now. Cookie, put away that grub. Haven't I told you to hold down on the rations in this outfit? Yes, I was practically holding that. Arizona, you'd better get your hot roll out of the wagon and get plenty of sleep. You'll go on night herd too. Oh, Chuck. Oh, Bradford, if you don't mind my sayin' it, I know the boys wouldn't mind doubling up that night guard. The herd's put a nervous out there tonight. I'm bossin' this outfit, Alabama. I think I told you that before. Well, yeah, I reckon you did. I'm just thinkin' of Mr. Carter now. Loosin' in this hood is liable to ruin him this spring. The regular night guard's plenty. No tenderfoot. Yeah? You'd better get up a little early in the morning to wrangle the horses. We got a hard drive if we intend to get into the red horse tomorrow night. All right. Good night, boys. I think I'd better get out my hot roll too. I can use a little sleep. Oh, hold on there, tenderfoot. We can't knock off till we've had one more song. All right. Get to fiddle out of that hoodlin' wagon. All right, boys. I'll advise you all to get some sleep. We have a hard drive tomorrow. Come on, boys. Let's turn in. I can't sing after talkin' to that waddy. Oh, just one more, Bob. Come on. Make it 21 years ago. We'll all feel better. 21 years ago, 21 years ago When men wore beards and women wore clothes And girls just had their Sunday foes How times have changed, how goodness knows Since 21 years ago, 21 years ago 21 years ago We'd go and dance on Saturday night And drink hard cider if we might do They won't say that it ain't right Since 21 years ago, 21 years ago 21 years ago When grandma sat in her old armchair And men with their clothes and kids would tear Now she's out goin' everywhere Since 21 years ago, 21 years ago 21 years ago When girls wore skirts below their shins To hide from men their shapely limbs And how we loved at Gustav Wynn Since 21 years ago Give my roll out of the wagon while you're at it, Cheyenne. Sure, Bob. We'll all be back in the ranch tomorrow night Ready to put this herd in cars for market. Yeah. I hope they all get there. What are you talkin' about, old man? Hey, what's that? Down that way, jumpin' rattlesnakes. You don't suppose it is. It's too much shootin' to suit me. We'd better hightail it down to the herd. Well, I look. Somebody's ridin' straight up to the herd. What? Stand feedin' them. That's what they are. I don't know what's up, but they'll sure have that herd spread all over this end of the state if we don't stop them. Come on, boys. We're ridin' hellbent for election. Get your horses all of ya. Red, you've got some real runnin' to do. Them shots drove the cattle crazy. Let's go. All right, boys. Follow me. We'll run down those farmers whoever they are. Just a minute, Alabama. I'm in command here. You boys will follow me. All right, Bradford, but we can't waste no time. All right, let's go. Get down to the herd. Get down to the herd. Head for the gun. Must be five of them. They can do a little rustin', huh? We'll feed them hot legs. Stretch out, Red. We can catch them. Alabama, take your horses back. All of ya. We're going to the gun sale. Let's get them. Alabama, do what I say. I am bossin' this outfit. Turn your horses back and save what's left of the herd. But hang it all, Bradford. We can't let them rustlers get away like this. You'll do as I say. Get back to the herd. Rustlers, stampeding the herd. Why doesn't Bradford let the outfit run down the cattle thieves? We have an idea that he has some tall explaining to do when he meets up with Dad Carter. Let's be sure to listen.