 We're gonna freeze right past the wording of this question and answer. Do I actually think I could survive the zombie apocalypse with one foot? 100% yes, I do. Here's why. Reason number one, I have a detachable iron weapon with me at all times. You, a two-legged, are running in the woods. You slip, you fall, you lose your machete, you're SOL. Oh, not me, baby. Ignore the dog hair. Picture it, I run, I stop, I rip my leg off, I turn around and bash the zombie's skull in. Problem solved. Reason number two, again, if I'm being chased by zombies, I slip, I fall, a zombie grabs a hole in one of my legs. Oh my God. The zombie, you know, bites this, thinks they won. Oh no, baby, it's not real flesh. And reason number three, let's say I do lose my leg. Let's say they get it. Oh no, a helpless amputee, psych. I can hop for hours on this bad boy. Zombies, as we all know, are not the fastest group of creatures. I'd be fine. Reason number four, this one might be a stretch, but stick with me. How many zombies do you see missing limbs, huh? Crawling around? Quite a few. I kind of look like them already. Could I blend into their herd that much easier without a limb? You tell me.