 Oh, no, that's no it get deep cuz I feel the same way about coochie. All right. Yeah Coochie coochie like you can't even really ask a nigga for nothing no more because they so used to like Richard Just giving it up for nothing when they was like, I took a bitch of McDonald's. I'm like, hold on Nigga scared to ask for coochie now cuz we think y'all gonna ask for some shit Cuz all these bitches Yeah I got a controversial Coochie is not as free as it used to be Here's the thing because of we can't look at it because of who we are We got to look at is the fact take away that nigga. We'll be paying for coochie bro. Coochie still go coochie costs money, bro What do you consider paying coochie for coochie though anything anytime? I got to swipe that motherfucking car Anytime anytime I'm swiping that car at that point because nigga bro niggas everything we do In our life is for bitches bro. We got to be honest, bro We drive nice cars because that's what bitches like we make sure our houses are nice because that's what bitches like We wear certain clothes because that's what bitches like the type of cologne that we wear We want to make sure that bitches like it when you spending that money because you are investing in the in for you to acquire More bitches, but that's what your money is going to whether you want it You got a pinpoint to shit so you pick a chick up y'all go on a date nigga You just said this last night on stage and you meant this because you was a freestyling You said after a hundred fifty dollars, it's like I bitch. Hold on Yeah, I'm gonna remember it nigga start recording cuz you freestyle so much, bro You need to record yourself every time you go on stage You be saying shit bro and I think I'll sit back there like now That's some real shit in a hundred and you like nigga at once we get the hundred fifty dollars, but you said something else He was like you was like you was like on the bitch came over and she went to grab the Cosmica bottle You like no, no, no, bitch this this fucking liquor right here You need to go get them two bottles of water over there But that's real shit that is true. So then that is a good point. Yeah, still you get certain bottles But pay for pussy I feel like paying for pussy is a transaction Like that's trying to leave it on a dresser type. Yeah, I never pay for no But John that's paying for prostitution right when it's just changed like that boom But like if if if if you want to sleep with this nice young lady here You knew she wanted that Louis Vuitton bag, but you wouldn't got it No, you shouldn't even have the bag for real like I feel like real tricky It's like it's a trick. Technically you get what I'm saying. You shouldn't really get no pussy That's right on that trick. It's niggas. Who's tricks is nigga who's spending money money? For the bad I call you a prostitute. Yeah, and now you can't be mad at the ladies because I understand if you don't want to Understand for nothing. I understand. I ain't mad at it. But at the end of the day if you look over that bag You gets down, but so what about if a girl get flew out like is that is that selling vagina? No, no Before you go out there, it's a case by case basis if you feel like here's my thing This is my thing if you fly check out and I had a I had a viral video about you if you fly check out I do not feel like she's obligated to give you no pussy, but now here's the thing real niggas Real niggas is gonna establish that before the plane ticket is When you come out here what we finna do what we about to do cuz you don't want her come out there It's giving you know cuz if you ain't you ain't staying at my house. You can't stay at my house You ain't fucking get in my house. That's a B. You know, I'm saying we we're gonna have a time if we're gonna have a time You know, it's gonna be a collaborative thing like bitch You're gonna take me out and I'm gonna take you out. You know, I'm saying fuck with show But if you flying a chick out if you flying a chick out broke anytime I ever them with the plane ticket I didn't made it I didn't made it clear like she didn't send me a couple videos up playing with that pussy like It's something I need is something to let me know I'm making sure like no, but you coming up off that motherfucker. I tell a bitch like as soon as you get in the car Mm-hmm. I want some head like I need some head so And I'll be serious, but you got to see what they gonna say That's all rather than they're not even paying for nothing because it ain't a nigga expecting something So just come with your own shit. Do what you got to do It's something that we'll pay like listen, I didn't pay with and here's zero expectations Zero expectations like if I got it, I got it if I did not just want to buy women love niggas like yeah, they hate me I won't even try to fuck you the first night. Oh, yeah Later with you Sex no, I'm a bad motherfucker That's okay Don't the fuck to sleep, please cuz I'm telling you that next day The pussy ain't never been more guaranteed niggas wait wait out of night. He's right way out of the night I like I'll be keeping it to player I'll be leaving like not on some players shit though like on some like I we have a good time Boop I drop you up back to the spot hug grab that ass all right Well, I'ma tap in with you and keep it player like I don't even want you to think you can like how you holding out on that pussy I'm holding out on this You don't make them feel like they holding out on it cuz if you don't even try to get none How you know? Different bro And the man you ain't got no so sure you ready it's like oh you thirsty you do this with everybody And now I feel like it is a company my base base. Yeah. Yeah Regiment you gotta if you can show a chick like I could just chill with you bro that that pussy yours of mine That's real game. I feel you on that but I like the one I don't like I'm not I be hesitant on pulling up and spending night and all That it's like if I feel like I'm comfortable enough to spend a night That's You just not trying to fuck tonight you land a foundation so you go you go you spend a night you vibe y'all have fun y'all talk y'all laugh Do you bro? Let me tell you something women bro women like to be But they like to they like they like to be wanted, but they don't like to be hunted on so like they want it is the key Hunters If you show them I want you but I'm patient enough for you to bro pussy ain't pussy ain't the best pussy is when they give it to you When it comes to women what's what's the strategy I feel like y'all sometimes want to be used by these holes And that's why y'all ended up having to come up with a game plan because if you really vibing with a girl and y'all really Okay, y'all drink or whatever it's gonna end up happening and if not today the next day He'll be okay. So what you gonna do is game with it shouldn't be Let me tell you why you gotta have a game plan bro because you can sit there and say all that shit But women have a game plan any time a woman know her man. I'm not fucking him tonight No, I'm gonna know I'm gonna these are the things that I'm gonna do to make sure I don't fuck him I'm gonna sleep fully clothed. I'm gonna put on this. I'm aware make sure I got panties I'm gonna make sure but women do shit like that all the time just shows ski Period panties If they try to stop you from getting the pussy why won't you Strategically put a plan together to get the pussy if you want it It don't it's really simple. It's just being human. That's all it is. It's just being human, bro I've never like you though if I'm spending night at a man house. I'm not the intention is not like oh I'm a hold out or whatever if I'm spending night over this man house. It's a chance. I might put this man I think everybody I'm gonna tell you something. I can already tell you a smooth ass nigga, bro And I'm gonna tell you something right now if you implement patience into your game, bro, bro You you're gonna separate yourself from the pack, bro You're gonna separate yourself from the pack It don't make you a bad nigga, bro Because you lay up with a chick and I try to fuck it's cool to buy with a chick you might end up liking them You know I'm saying You might end up You should already know if you don't like this girl before she pull up to the crib See y'all don't care if y'all like them it's already done That's why I ain't fucking on the first night. I need to get to know you a little bit But see that's why I only want to come in on the first night cuz I want you to think is you can get me when you Everybody scared of getting each other at this point I just want to I just want to go back to when it was about family farming if it ain't with for the fool Having the kids and bearing the children because everybody just out here. Okay, she trying to be a tree He's trying to be it. I give it. It's just all so transactional You go spend a night All right, you go spend a night. I'm not saying just cuz I say don't try now if she try Nigga then you lay there you split rose nigga play sleep let up with your pants down You know I'm saying nigga when she get right here by that way Wake up talk about man what you do You play the role if she gonna go if she gonna go But what I'm saying is you should never be the aggressor never never never be never be the reason why it happened because women the next day It'd be like damn. I shouldn't have did that. I should have you never want to feel like that You want them to feel you want them to feel good about that That's why a lot of niggas only be fucking chicks once exactly I don't want nothing that don't want me You ain't fucking me and I ain't fucking you we fucking each other Yeah, we just pop a shit Yeah, man, we it's the Cali kickback It's your boy Louis Bell we back you're staying me I got another special guest in the building you're staying me all the way for Chicago y'all know him from the videos and all this shit May I'm personally a fan bro. I've been watching I've been watching you for about up about a year And I've been laughing at your shit and the only reason I could solidify my mama fan or not though Is I ain't seen that stand up damn and I seen it last night and you go crazy You official the one and only Mojo Brooks But I just found out recently that I'm really like I just found out recently that I'm that I'm really toxic But like I don't really I'm only toxic because I don't give I don't give a fuck as much as like people thing Like when I see the videos and they be like all this nigga and then when they fuck with me and then like I Don't be doing all that shit. Like I don't I don't give a fuck We got we got Jordan Lucas in the building to you understand me a playgirl from the Bay girl Yeah, you know Hey, you good on tiktok brah. I'm not I cannot get yanking on tiktok I'm flagging all my shit nigga. I what I learned is But at first they was there because of the curse and they were taking me down. So yeah, I was just sensitive I just bleep out the curse word The people on there the people on there, but they still don't they know what you trying to say They know you and honestly bro tiktok the easiest platform to to grow a family Bro, I've been on Instagram since 2012. I think I just hit 500k. Yeah, I've been on tiktok, bro Since the pandemic 2023. Yeah, I'm at 800,000. Yeah, cuz how many follows you got you got hella follows You don't have to you don't have to send to your videos. I got a little trick for that Put the music behind it turn the music off and it's a rap you could post whatever you want posts Just don't know Wait, so put the put some music behind the video to I always choose a song that go okay So this is why some of my supporters love always choose a song title that goes with it So if I'm talking about spending money, I'll do like cash flow or something like that Something that you know makes it turn that turn it down and it don't flag you even on your funny videos We be funny be music. Yes, but she just turned the volume down Because they used to community Big talk see that's why I'm like Bullshe everywhere else is just they try tiktok. They what's the coffee and they engage with you. Yeah But you have 10,000 comments on and then they got you really feeling famous too cuz this the most I don't be recognized The airport in Chicago when I was getting ready come out here. I'm walking and he just he just stand at me So I I'm looking back at him I'm look I'm staying back at him and the shit start the last two long for my life So I asked myself a bro you you good. Yeah, my bad, bro I man, I just I just can't believe it you man I mean, I just see you on tiktok and shit like that's a nigga wave next time But it's fun though, it's dope they the most interactive in person I feel like Yeah, you got back from Miami, right? I did get back Anytime I went to Miami it was with a nigga, so I never had got the real experience cuz I was booed up You know just personal stuff, but now this was time. I was with my homegirls. Don't tell me you gave that pussy No, no, no, I didn't give up a single bit I need to get no head Give out a little head Ladies if y'all can't get nothing else in life y'all can always get some hair It's always a little have you ever gave a female some Got some head It was a goal of mine 2023 you gonna get some head and you bounce on these niggas. I did it felt so good. You wasn't scared But ain't not worse than Santa bitch China whoa, whoa, what you doing have a female But I take let me tell you something bro. I'm gonna let you know something right now I'm 33, bro. I learned all the techniques when I was young First of all, bro, you never even getting the situation first of all if you gave us some head And she was able to put her clothes on after that. You didn't eat that motherfucker good enough. That's that's what I want That's one that's one she should want to fuck after you do after you've been a dead that rule number two is When you take her clothes off throw that shit across the room Even pussy with the female draws Rule number three as you eating a pussy you should be quietly removing your own She shouldn't even hear you pulling them bitches down Rule number four after soon as she come you feel her coming you slide right up put dick in so on as soon You feel that shaker you slide up kiss on her mouth put dick in what? That's not like a good technique bro. I'm telling you right now, but he didn't that nigga then he didn't So go back to your point women be having a plan You said I'm saying and they try to they try to make it seem like we the problem because because we be you know I do not have a strategy where I really just want to come and have something real for you gotta tell a nigga that don't be like No, I keep so I know I keep someone honey because I'm afraid of rejection myself So I don't need a nigga telling me no what I can't do what he not gonna do I'd rather we just be honest enough friend and keep it be. Yeah, genuinely, but that's wow. That was dangerous what you did I Call my phone Tell you something ain't nothing words to be in clothes and he was like so close like I mean he gave some head That's it gonna be on it that nigga go right now and hit Beyonce That's what I'm saying Right it's backwards cuz you already got it Y'all give head and put a condom on I can't do that No, I'm talking about If I give head if I give some head I feel like I'm entitled to hit that thing wrong just because That's it cuz you know niggas now be so scared to eat and coochie. This is like My mouth I wouldn't be trying to cheat a vagina. Yeah, I do this. This is something special I give you some head bitch out there in there fake mini. Love you You head you're everything to me like You my little baby You You want some if you want some head you're gonna have to get some head I'm letting you know that right now you got to get some head. So, you know, and I don't like to me personally I don't like I don't I don't I don't personally I don't eat air pussy. I did that's what I But if it's a girl that I really like I'm really feeling her like I'm gonna give you some head because it's gonna It's gonna hide in the sexual experience Women need all that head is a feeling it is like you gotta want to do it. Yeah, you feel me like you can't want to do You can't just you can't just give head cuz you want to have sex If I just want to do that, I'm not giving you know Yeah, or sometimes I turn you on Make you want to Niggas they be saying that Cuz then I feel like you got to come up on something Like receive head You gotta relax about my homeboy was like he said mojo you probably not relax you trying to fuck I got a good question for y'all Y'all getting y'all ass a all right this shit going too far Are you getting your ass a Gabrielle you ain't said she get on there. He got the glasses I don't keep it real. All right Uh, I I didn't hear that happen to me. That's right. You know I'm saying your legs and I'm gonna tell you I'm a real nigga. Are you at a archway? No, I'm a real nigga. So the way you got to do it You got to receive it like you don't really want it, but you So, you know how I how I get it like, you know, they you know, she'll be hitting the ball And what you do is you kind of like you ain't got to show us all the way That nigga What you gotta do is And you put that you praise that leg up you don't you you only gotta go about 20 degrees Yeah, right here now what you don't don't let no bitch push your legs No, you just lift up a little bit enough for her to you know to get up in there and do her shit And you know I'm saying now you gotta let her hit that motherfucking eat them up and get them up like that On my mama. What you mean, right? I'm just I heard No, I heard The gooch is cool That's fine But how you getting your goose done though. Do you got it? You got to raise that leg a little bit You don't gotta raise that leg Hey Okay, oh go crazy jack. Oh go crazy and then get back to the movement. No man. Go ahead, bro. Look You go in places in the life, bro You should be able to receive everything that's out here for you, bro Don't do it. Don't don't ask for it though. Yeah, I mean now Y'all think this is something new that people Ask a sister 60s, man. Oh, I thought yeah, maybe even before it I'm just saying we just Everything it's everybody always looking for the new thing. Mm-hmm some new You know, I'm saying niggas been getting their ass Maybe I just wasn't talking about it. They want to talk about it, bro But now, you know, motherfuckers is comfortable with who they are. I know all I like is pussy. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm comfortable. I didn't it happened to me. Oh, you know, I didn't ask for it. I don't go around I didn't ask for it. You know what I'm saying? Like for example, she eat ass, right? I wouldn't ask this woman if I met this one, I wouldn't ask her do you eat that? I wouldn't ask for none of that and we just got into that moment. Well, you know She was going on and she and she they let you know what's up when they get down by that gooch You'll feel that tongue go down there and swipe your ass a little bit. That's what my friends told me. That's what they told me Your friends probably know how to go crazy Tell her they told me about the 20 degree They told me about that Oh, mama's y'all talking about give it here. This is a great Yeah, because you already said you said you know I'm saying you skeptical. You don't really you be a little bit scared to eat a little pussy Do you eat ass? No, no, I'm Think about it. I'm already pump faking with the eating coochie type shit. Yeah, I'm bummed. I know you eat ass The way mojo cocktail Whole face in the ass Why not? Well, sweet, why not? You gotta tell these youngness to grow up Louie, I'm telling you right now. I'm gonna see this nigga about five years from now We're gonna have to follow him through our video He's gonna be a professional ass Man mojo, man I think I'm a little selfish. I think I think I'll be I think women be satisfied with my opinions. I can be delusional But I'll you want it in? I'm gonna I'm enough I ain't gonna lie. I'm gonna I ain't gonna lie It's enough I ain't got no complaints. So if it ain't broke don't fix it, but you but you can add to the experience. Oh, I can add That's what I'm okay to It gotta be an experience You don't need to tag me, but if you put them bitches on in a second Crazy, it's the same with toys. You know, some men be feeling a little weird about the toys But really that'll you know What you know you on some other shit now now I never use no toys. I put that rose on my Okay, now he's wacko Because what you do is you had a rose while you hitting the you supposed to put the rose on her Put the rose on her I had a chick take the rose while I had it on her. She took it from me. She put it on my balls Oh, she was going crazy. Yeah, and it feels she next level. Yeah, she went crazy. It feels good It feels good But that's like that with the toys I do that like I put the rose or you know, I'm saying I uh, you know, I am You know, Chicago niggas be freaky. Oh, no, I heard about you. I know about Chicago. I've heard about you We'll tell y'all about us. We ain't ashamed. Okay. I'll lead her. You know, I'm saying our leader was nasty You know what I'm saying? Our Kevin No, he was the nastiest He said he said they said He was hog tying bitches. He was hog tying bitches. I like that. I meant to that though. I like to I just pick me up a little hog time. I got the western names. I got the bondage strap Okay, okay. That's like that's how you feel about the west coast. You've been coming out here Or you knew the coming out here You know what I just really started coming out this way like I I did um, I did tommy tees A couple months ago may y'all different than a motherfucker out here, man Like I thought about moving out here. I thought about moving to LA. This was probably like a year ago This is when I first really had met you and I was standing at we was down on uh Down to hollywood man. I'm standing out there and I'm seeing all these motherfuckers out there like zombies walking around And this one came that motherfucker came running up at me full speed Full speed Lay I laid that motherfucker out The nigga that I was with he was like no, he wasn't going to do nothing to you I said when he wasn't moving like he wasn't moving like he wasn't gonna do nothing to me like no You know a lot of people out here on drugs and shit like that And they you know, they fucked up and I was like, oh, I can't be What's the difference between all these people in Chicago? They ain't zombies. See Them is crackheads, bro. These motherfuckers down here. Y'all they don't something else, bro They be out here is hollywood crackheads different from barrier crackheads. Yeah, we got knocks We got shit like how Chicago is I see what you said our earnings in the bay will talk to you don't see what they can get out you like me You got that tv still yeah, yeah, they on some They don't talk their motherfuckers don't talk though that they do they talk to they sell Yes, that should be weird, bro. Like yeah, like they ain't we got Regular knock uncle like they like uncles with a little off. They part of the community Out here, bro That it came out here, bro and chase the dream it ain't work out. They didn't got hooked on drugs, bro And they didn't not only have they they they health is declining because of the drugs They didn't lost a man because of the because of the dream the dream that that that they chase that they didn't get It's a lot, bro. Like that's a lot and it's just different out here But what I can say is though like it's way like from Chicago like it seems like everything is like way more together Even when I was at the comedy club last night. I just seen a lot of the comedians like they you know, it was love It's like, hey man, what's up, you know, I'm saying that even you know niggas I'd never met before was was talking to me like we've known each other You know our whole lives, but I fucked with that vibe. It ain't seen faking ain't seen phony um So, you know, that's kind of what I like about it's just saying like I've been in the chocolate sundaes Everything just saying like it don't be seeming like niggas be hating on each other and if they is hating it Like it must be like that's why that's why it's fake because the hate it come with a smile on their face Yeah, feel me versus oakland the barriers chicago. Yeah, nigga the hate you feel it you feel it If a nigga it's a problem. It's a problem. You're gonna feel it verse out here you People that come from that type of environment don't like it because we not used to that we used to real love Real love. Yeah, real hate and real hate these niggas out here be on some love hate love That was actually deep though. It's real love or real hate No, that's real shit though because that's what we used to we know when a nigga don't like us That nigga don't like me. We know it that nigga let you know he'll let you know in a subtle way I don't really fuck with you like that and that's cool. Thanks for letting me know and like like Like I said, it's out here just saying like everybody like everybody love each other. Yeah, you know, I ain't no way Everybody feel this way. That's why I take my ass back to the bay Right and get some of that homegrown. We're definitely different from LA though, even though we all on the west coast It's a different vibe, but I like it out. I'm gonna tell you something. I like it out here I feel like the women out this way they like way more free and willing to fuck You know I'm saying I feel like women way, you know coming back towards the east and in the midwest like, you know, they they You know, they they you know be want to play a little hard with the pussy, but out here is like everybody Why I went to san diego one time Oh, shout out san diego man. They fuck the san diego They fuck it's a bad bitches in san diego too. They fuck the san diego don't get the credit they deserve they don't They don't they don't in sacramento, too People be sleeping on sacramento. You gotta go out here because it ain't the bay and it ain't LA But it's california. It ain't hella fast, but it ain't hella slow. Yeah sacramento a good city. Yeah I will be out there Go get those tickets. I love everybody But that's you know, I think the women out this way like they way more chill. They way more cool But I see what you're saying About the different coasts like with the women and shit. I feel like And when we speak of LA till we talk about hollywood, we ain't talking about the real LA Because the real LA in the bay got a lot of shit in common. Okay outside of the gang begging shit Okay, but you know I'm saying this hollywood shit. It's some whole different other shit Yeah, Atlanta kind of getting like that too though Atlanta like hollywood, but it's like I fuck with that shit You know, I ain't never went to Atlanta and like really had no good ass time Every time I go there like it'd be for work. Yeah, and then you'd be so scared You know I'm saying to really have fun out there. You gotta be on a piece of cute show So Atlanta just I don't know now. I'm gonna tell y'all where's that like where it's a real good time at Houston, I love Houston though. Houston is the best time the niggas is fine. The bitches is fine Shit, the animals is fine. Everybody is lit out there like they got they got brunch spots. It never closes It just is always the new Atlanta Everybody moving there because you gotta think Houston got its own culture. It's all people that go crazy Everybody moving out there too. So it's like Bro, it's just it's it's so big It's so big. It's always something to do Nigga, they got a good comedy scene down there. You know, I'm saying like shut up my boy jk man. That's my boy Yeah, yeah That's my boy. Yeah, but it's some real. It's a it's a nice comedy scene down there, bro It's just a it's a nice thing. I like San Antonio. I've never been San Antonio go now. I ain't seen it. I ain't I'm gonna say what you see go. I've been one Okay, so this must be a comedian thing because I Yeah, Dallas go crazy. I love Dallas Dallas got the I just like Texas. I think I just like Texas is like Austin remind me too much of bay area I like Austin. Austin reminds me of San Jose. Austin got some bad holes like San Jose. Yeah, there's some bad holes in Austin Yeah, it is some stars in Austin. What? Yeah, what yeah Austin it's some stars in Austin. We talking about some crazy shit right now How do you come up with your skits, man, bro, first of all, how long you've been doing it When did you start doing your skits, bro? I've been I've been doing this shit, bro since 2014 And I then did a little bit of everything early on I was doing like a lot of character work I used to do this old nigga named mr. James that used to be tricking off on y'all Sugar daddy and that shit was big. That's kind of like what sprung me out And then you know, I noticed what character work is once you start doing character shit you get They'll you'll get stuck in box everything that you got to do it got to be about this character people always asking What a character so I was kind of like stuck, bro I was stagnant for a long time where like people knew me, but I like they just knew me as that So I had to step out of that. I had to find a way to step out of it And I started doing like the um the ring camera shit And that was that shit was like an instant. It was just like an instant hit and it Instantly separated me. How do you do the ring camera thing? Like how how did that? How did you create that and how because it's basically you record yourself on a ring camera? Yeah, are you are you making up a? It's like a skit, right? So so pretty much I'm gonna tell you how it started. So I was doing this I was at this concert. We do this concert in Chicago every year called a big jam and little dirt was headlining this this concert and he was the first Artist from Chicago to ever headline this kind. It's like our biggest concert So dirt was doing it and he proposed to india On that on that on that on that show at that show So after that, I'm like, bro All the all the females gonna be like they may need to be coming like this. Whoo. Whoo So I'm like, man, I'm gonna do a video about this. So the next day I'm like, man I'm gonna go like I'm going to my girl crib like man, you see what happened with Durkan india Like that could have been us. So I went I went about this ring from walmart It was like 699. It was biggest hill on the on the on the thing And I'm holding the ring up to the doorbell and shit like that And I'm like, just give me another chance think, you know, you seen what just happened with Durkan india and bam That shit went viral And then after that, I was gonna leave it alone after that month was like, man do another one do another one So I did another one Then I did another one And then I started looking at the parts that they were seeing like that they really like all I'm like, oh, they like when I be turning up on this big ride. Let me turn up So then I started doing that and then bam y'all the first people I'mma tell this to So little dirt just reached out to me two weeks ago, right? That's raw, right? And y'all know him and india they Shout out india. I love her. She's a supporter of mine. So So, um Damn, I don't know if I can tell this you can tell it. I'ma tell it offline I Y'all gonna see I Look because look I was talking we was talking today, right? The man was talking that day and I I'll show you I'll show you But I I go I'll be doing that but Um, I don't know man. I gotta stop. I feel him because I'll be doing that shit too Yeah, you know, I had to hold that house party movie in for two years nigga And I shot that shit two years ago when I saw the shit Right when I saw it I went to the movie that I had just talked to hi Davis Nigga I go to the movie theater and I look and I say Then that's my man's Bro, I was so mad. I could I wanted to rewind The part that I see Because I'm like, no, this bro. Like this here, you know, this had to be bro and then I went on your page And I think I had seen you was either at the premiere was it was something like I I seen something that Like confirmed that you was in the movie now this in particular because we still working through it That's what I'm saying. I will show you I don't be believing shit until it's out. Yeah, why'd you do this? I didn't even post like I'm shooting it. Yeah, because you never know Especially how you always change it change But I know for I know for sure like I know this ago because they sent me the they sent me the song This morning and I heard oh, okay. I got an idea. I'm so I just can't I can't really go into I can't go into detail I can't you reading it out loud And he got I don't get it. Okay. Look, hold on. So so look So the fat the kelly kick back they gonna be like, oh, this nigga mojo Okay, read this read that part and then go down and then that's pretty much what I'm gonna be doing And then when we get offline then I I'll tell you Oh, I feel you that's hot. You know, I and that's me bro. And when I do that, bro, like Bro, I want you to think I want you to think of like Uh Drew ski remember when drew skiing drake came yeah, uh-huh. I want you to think of something like that like like like how I think How impactful What me and him about to come together? You already solidified your section all the shit in chicago. You got your own fan base outside of chicago Little dirt is one of them. They're one of the biggest artists out in this generation right now So that's gonna go crazy. Yeah That's gonna go crazy. And I'm gonna tell you something. I'm doing Dirk DM me now Honestly, bro, I only listen to rap like that, but Dirk my favorite. That's what you be listening to R&B Oh, okay. You want some player shit? Yeah, bro. I keep shit smooth. Who your favorite R&B artist My nephew put me on lucky day Like three Right now for what I like right now on the R&B side you seem like Jacquees is cool, but that ain't no I'm gonna love Jacquees. He ain't no Jacquees ain't like that. Y'all I fuck with lucky day. Um, I listen to a lot I listen to a lot of oh, I like give me a I listen to a lot of I listen to the girl summer walker. Yes, I love I like the girl Man, what's that? SZA got that song right now got me in the show post I can't lose Oh, yeah, that's a what That's it go on. Yeah, so no, but no, so that's it. I don't even know how we got time out there, but yeah, so Dirk This is gonna be big And I know for a fact that's gonna be big just because you know, I'm younger I'm 22 I know what the people want and they don't want that. That's gonna be moment. Yeah Yeah, because you know, you know, you know, what's bigger than numbers what's bigger than numbers is uh Impact and influence and culture. Yeah, it's hella people that do big things But it don't matter because it wasn't impactful or was it had nothing to do with the culture culture Fuck the numbers. That's gonna be culture. That's gonna be culture. That's time. I think that yeah, and that's what it's gonna be I think the fact that what I've done as far as in my lane that I've done it in and then what dirk is doing as far in the lane that he's done it for us To to be coming together to to to do something of his magnitude A lot of people gonna applaud him I'm saying when dirk reached out to me, I didn't even know it was him Because everybody had started getting these blue checks So that's what I was like, it's a really good So somebody hit a little snurt. So I so I get a message was like, hey I get a message that's like, hey, I I need you for something And I'm like, man, who the fuck is this because if y'all go on dirk page his page say 2.0 Oh for real. It's a two point. It just say 2.0. So I'm like, who the fuck is 2.0? You know what I'm saying? So I kept going about my day and then I say ain't boozy shit 2.0 Man, I ain't know what it was. But some told me go go back and just see what it is. I go back. I click I'm like, yeah 14 million followers. I said down this little dirt. They got hit the nigga right back. Right? I ain't wait a minute. Hello, what you need? Whatever you need? What you need? And he like, uh, he was like, man, send me your number and then You know, the rest is kind of, you know, we've been processing We've been going through this for a couple of weeks But we just made a like we made a major step today Because I heard the project. So you know, I'm saying Ain't nobody sending out their project Exactly. People don't realize how deep the social media content creation can take you because now they're not even getting actors down there They're like, okay, they could do it. We see them every day. The people love them If you don't realize social media, it's like you getting m's off this That's your audition tape. That's your audition tape. You never know who's gonna see it that day I'd have had the craziest people being my likes come. You're like, oh, you ain't seen this shit It's crazy. The real actors gonna be like, y'all got the game Y'all got the game Oh, no, for sure. But that's why I've been learning more about the social media It helps you to transition to tell that industry, but uh, you're not in that industry until you're in that industry For sure because I even like it's like that with stand-up comedy That's why I was like even saying that shit like you feel me like I've been fuck with your videos I'm like, I fuck with you because I'll be running across people. I think it's funny Oh, a lot of most people that be going, Rob, I'm like, this shit is not funny I'm like this thing actually going viral and it's like Niggas say that bro niggas niggas what you said niggas be like, man, I like them It was one niggato came to my show. He said bro, me and my girl love you He was like and all I said all the way here Like man, please let this nigga be funny because I don't want to have to stop liking this nigga Yeah So it'd be like and that's the thing like I'd be cool like I'd be like because I already know When I started doing skits, I was doing stand-up You know, I was doing both of them simultaneously and I stopped doing skits for like six months And just put all my focus in the stand-up because I was like, it don't make those sense to blow up And then once they put you out in front of the people, you're not ready. So I was like, let me just make sure I'm ready Yeah, and I made sure Exactly They couldn't and some people that only know how to perform in front of they fan base Right because when it's hella people that love you, you can go up there and just be like, yeah It's really a big ass mean greek. That's all it is. Feel me. He performed in front It was like it was people that knew him there He was some people that didn't know them And everybody's still laughing Now they know you feel me No, they had a good time man I was really surprised at the response that I did get of the people that did know me last night when I went up And I was I'm in the girl I'm like, we recording the night Yeah You know, I was I'm like, man, we all the way out in LA because sometimes You know, when you doing this social media stuff and you growing you see you see a hundred thousand five You don't really you not really understand the how big you getting You don't understand it till you step outside. You like Because you online and you never know like if you do have a meet and greet for example, if anybody's gonna show up You don't know because you know that this it technically if you talk about social media It's fake in terms of you don't know. You don't know. It's not real life. You see an 800,000 people or 900,000 people It's a number and you like shit when it's time for them to show up is they gonna show up So, you know, I've been touring the country, you know, the last Maybe three three years or well ever since we came back from the pandemic and I was touring before that But I've seen a massive increase and you know, how many shows I'm doing, you know, how many tickets I'm selling Like I sold over 7,500 tickets last year That's what you want you wanted to fold over to that account And that's what it's about and I think a lot of people just want how it look Fuck how it look bro. I know some of the top influence in the game that didn't been broke that and when broke Motherfuckers that we all know that and when broke they didn't have it like they it looked like they had it But they didn't have it. You know what I'm saying country Wayne talk about how he was down to his last 12 grand And I fuck with how he Yeah, so the so the bounce back you down you you down 12 grand and a bounce back to make yourself a multi-millionaire Using these same platforms. I think it just it's just a testament of Yo hustle everybody in real life matter though In real But I think this our generation this fall like, you know, we all I do it all the time You forget like sometimes it's like, you know, like I ain't gonna go to this state because I'm a I'm a go and I get yanking Niggy, you don't know how yanking you is you gotta go you gotta go You feel it then if you ain't yanking you go are you to met people people You I think before the social media shit people only knew each other from real life community We love you in st. Louis. I'm like st. Louis. I don't know what's ain't nobody st. Louis Like we love you girls. I'm disrespected us. Yeah St. Louis lid too. Oh mama st. Louis. They fuck around to fall out what fall out from Chicago st Louis. I'll see you know Chicago niggas is everywhere. I I ain't gonna lie. It's a lot of them out here. Yeah It's hella chicago Everywhere because Atlanta LA. Yeah, I think because you know what they told us in chicago In chicago, they told us that the only way That we could be successful is that we have to leave. Yeah, chicago. We don't you know, we don't have any, you know People that just stayed right there in chicago and and just blew up Like we and we got a lot of niggas man D Ray, you know D Ray from from from the city, man The show legend. Yeah D Ray ledger from Chicago. Yeah, sure Um, a lot of people looking him little real, you know, Cory ho come Cory ho come we got, you know I ain't gonna lie to my favorite comedians is from like Y'all got for show. I think y'all got the best comedy History, yeah, because y'all got bernie mack bernie mack is All the funny people from Chicago. Cory ho come D Ray. It's hella people from chicago. That's funny. Uh, um Where bro from, uh, I think he's from chicago too. Damn. Oh, I forgot his name, bro He hella funny dog. Sure guy. Um, oh gee. Kenny. Kenny. Kenny. How can he house from chicago? He hella funny. I'm fucking him for sure. Kenny how funny in the mud for bro It's a lot of niggas bro that have come from chicago And I think we just been Trained like they didn't told us like mommy people that told me like, all right, bro, like It's time. You didn't you didn't did everything you need to do here You need to go somewhere else and I don't really necessarily I don't necessarily feel like I have to leave I I'm planning to just because um, man your hometown you have to That that's home base, right? So anytime you go there, you want to be able to sell out you can't be accessible They shouldn't be able to see you at walmart. They shouldn't be you know, they should it shouldn't it shouldn't be like that um So you have to make yourself exclusive and I think a part of that is leaving You know part of that is going somewhere else and and Uh, a lot of comics and did it. Uh, I think d-right d-right got to fuck up Everybody you know, you got to you got to just move around. Yeah, you don't got to you don't got to leave But you don't got to leave but you you got to be gone. You got to work the room You don't got to leave but you got to but you got to be gone Yeah, mama. So what is it that you do? I'm an actress first in the social media entertainment That's what I always say to talk is my biggest thing But I'm big on youtube and instagram. That's my least favorite ad, but you know, I look cute on there So, where so where's which how many which subscribers looking like on youtube on youtube? I have a hundred something thousand You got your plaque Yeah, but I didn't I didn't sign up for because I really didn't care about it. I want that moment I wasn't I wasn't trying to be a Thousand on on youtube Because you got your plaque youtube is to youtube to me YouTube take a lot of time people don't really want to take a lot of time and you need to get more than Eight minutes to even get monetized You don't want to get yellow mark. That's your money like tiktok. You could at least appeal it But people don't realize you know tiktok the creator put it on youtube Yeah, you can but they're so strict youtube once you post like I ain't gonna lie my youtube Once I posted like consistent clean clean shit like that was good. They'll they'll make me like Go through the process of my own shit like didn't have profanity. Whatever profanity in it You'd be like like, you know like profanity and then they'll y'all approve it just based off of what I put in y'all not scared of tiktok getting banned because I'm not yanking on them I'm like I think it's a chance that they might ban it now. Here's the thing I thank god that I got a million followers on facebook and then half a million on on instagram So because of that, I'm still gonna be able to survive exactly, you know, I'm saying tiktok is Crazy, it's my second largest Platform though, so I will feel a type of way if they do it. I'm gonna work hard to you know, they do put that together All right, so y'all don't ban it. I don't want to fuck up People that I got Inside you gonna be able to you're gonna thrive wherever So it's either they gonna leave from over there come to instagram come follow you or whatever fucking platform They come out with next they go 800,000 people that love that for 800,000 people to follow you and 900,000 They love you to a point. Well, I'm gonna find this motherfucker wherever he at But that was the whole point is for you to get people to buy into your likeness and to actually support you So if you do come out with merch or if you do come out with tickets, whatever they buy it So that's all boy. You know, it's really not supposed to be so you could oh because I got Because I got For business I think I think it's bad for relationships though It's horrible for a relationship. Y'all know where I'm going with this. It's horrible for relationships because I just made I feel like if the nigga like me gotta unfollow all the bitches. Oh No, he gotta unfollow everybody his mama could stay his pastor could stay Everybody you said you was how I'm 22. That's part of the problem. It is but it is what it is Now if you don't want me to be following niggas, then okay, we'll work on it But see you gotta figure out what type of niggas see Let me take some real niggas don't even give a fuck about you following. Yeah. Yeah Follow Michael be doing This understand when I tell you to get up over here come over here But y'all be tempted see if y'all following these new bitches and then they swipe up and be like you look cute today daddy You know No, I just told you I Say daddy The daddy should make you fall it make you fall the day should make you fall But honestly though, my thing is this this is why I don't I don't play around like that Every chick that's lying on my DM. I always be skeptical about it anyways because one bro bitches be trying to set niggas up Right, you know what I'm saying, bro? And if they think you got something you don't know what nigga that sent this bitch to you know what I'm saying? That's why I be faking on that spending the night I don't know where your baby daddy I love everybody Y'all trust uh, would you date a female that's paying for a blue check for no reason would you like take her serious? It's on a lot about who you are if you want a blue check I wouldn't She's not a public figure. She's got a blue check. Yeah, it would turn me off. It would turn me out like fucking what? Yeah, and where are you trying to what's the end goal? I'm the one You wanted him in your relationship like the girl. Okay. Would you rather your girl have her own motion? Or do you feel like that would kind of make you feel like No, because I'm him so it don't matter if she got motion or not like if she got motion that that that makes it even better The shit that we could do together would be crazy So it wouldn't even be that I'm me and my entity and then you you or who you are and then when we come together I'm not a fan of yours. Like you're just 100% you and you And it ain't like I got something shaking too. Yeah, and it ain't like you gotta just you gotta just Be consumed into what the fuck I got going on. I want you to have your own motion I want you and I do. I love my ladies. So this was the Controversial opinion I have I do feel like if you asking it for something you should be able to buy it yourself So if you ask in a nigga for product shoes Let me know that you if if you don't see your girl spinning, you know, she could come home product shoes That's hot. I hate the all breaker nigga thing or even breaking the bitch Y'all I hate the pimp mentality. I hate the girl trying to get it out of the nigga Cuz I do feel bad for y'all It is a lot of weight on y'all to take care of everything and then bitch on top of that you want some shoes How you feel about paying the female bills Because my thing is like I'm not in another I'm not if she could pay her own bills. You got your own bills now. We're gonna do all that when we But she should be making it easy for you If we live together My girl line ain't gonna have to pay shit. I only because this I'm gonna have to pay these bills Bitch, whether you here or not. These bills gotta get paid regardless. All right. You being here is just you know It's it's it's other things that I feel like you're gonna be able to pick up and help me with You know as far as you being my woman Um now she living on her own, right? And she called and she bagged Light bill this motherfucker $400. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure that I got to pay this. I got to pay that you my girl. I'm gonna take care of that You know I'm saying if it's if it's if it's if it's you know, your rent you short couple hundred dollars on the rent I got you if it's your birthday. I might just pay the rent for you Just so you can keep a little money in your pocket that month if I fuck with you now You see how the whole demeanor changed now now. Let's get back to these hoes I know and it's like how you want it out this night. He don't know you from the canapé Man, listen to me. I was talking to a chick. I was talking to a chick that I had just met no bullshit Talked to a chick that I just met And she had asked me for like 800 dollars. I'm talking. We was talking for about a week She said she need to get her breaks fixed I'd have been like, did y'all hang out? Wait, did y'all hang out already? You're on my mama. So she just said look my Have y'all been talking conversing about a week And how was that going where she felt comfortable enough to do that? I don't know because I never let a bitch feel like that. They can ask me for money And you was like him I didn't say that I was just I was trying to figure out You know, you know how much I can tell you that they fucked up And you don't know if they telling you because Because they for the action for something or they just need a listen to ears. So I was listening. I'm like damn that That's crazy. Yeah, I said you say the brakes room You gonna fuck the rotors up You don't mean You try to get tips and shit like So it was like, you know, it was like a dead silence on the phone after a while and I'm like, shit Well, but that's why my privacy so fucked up. I wish I could ask for something I wish I wish it was more women in the world I want to ask so bad No, man, I wish it was more women like that Nigga ain't never gonna say he could take something from me. He did something for me. Like it's good Now I don't do that though. Like if I give you something if I give you something It's yours. You know what I'm saying? It's yours. That shit don't even come up. Like I don't want it back These new niggas throw it in your face And I learned my lesson, I'ma tell you what happened I was a young nigga. I probably was like 22 at the time. I was fucking with this shit I can't believe I'm telling this story. I was fucking with this chick and um I had just got I had just I had just came up on some money. I think it was financial aid I came up on some so I bought a whole bunch of lingerie from walmart And like I mean we I mean we we running it up. So then she's like, I want to go to the sex toys store And spice it up. I said, let's do it. We go to sex toys store and at this time I was promoting parties. So I used to be, you know, we used to go to different colleges doing parties So she's like, I want you to buy me a deal though. You know what I'm saying for when you're out of town Damn you bought somebody a deal. So I bought it. That's why I ain't buying. I got dick. I'm not buying you a deal though But it's not about that. So she can play with it on face time. That's what I mean. Fuck it. Talking about a deal though. Let me finish, man. Let me finish this. Let me tell you why I don't, why I ain't no indian girl for no more So, he's like, give me that deal, don't back bitch So we get into an argument, you know what I'm saying? And you know, I'm like, man, I want all that shit back I bought Yeah, I was texting this shit. I was like, I want all that shit back Put all that laundry in the bag, put that, uh, I'm like, put that dick in the bag too I'm coming to pick it up and and the bitch takes me back and was like, yeah, you would want the dick back And I was like, whoa, hold on, hold on. And it fucked me up It fucked me up So after that, I was like, you know, I ain't asking for shit else back Yeah, that's janky I was fucked up You was damn bad I was bogus for that And y'all cut this part out I can tell you a toxic nigga by your skits though Yeah, I'm toxic, bro But people are so mad, I don't think I'm that toxic People think I'm toxic, I'm really not You sound like it, anytime a woman can sit up here and say a nigga gotta unfollow all the women that he did All of them, no for real Yeah, that's right Cause you like, you keep Beyonce, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can keep B Cause she got a husband But don't just be following bitches out here cause niggas be tempted We'll be arguing like a motherfucker Yeah, that's out It'll be day 12 Yeah, that's out All these bitches are stealing it, where the fuck I'm unfollowing them for, they ain't doing nothing to me But they want to, nigga, now that's a problem Shit, fuck that, I'm following it Social media and fucked up, they didn't fuck it up You can't even have friends no more Everybody on podcast talking about relationships and alpha men and alpha women and shit This shit oversaturated Look, I gotta put you through the test though, gang I gotta put you through the test Alright, put me on Alright Let's see your explore page That's very telling Oh, for real? I just seen a nigga explore page, guys It's gonna be women on my shit, let me see Let's see how bad it is, though Let me see If your shit, if your shit Looks like how I know it looks How yours looks If his shit look bad I don't even know how to, okay, here it goes Oh, it's straight, cheeks on mine Oh, turn the camera Let's see, gang Can y'all see this? You don't like this shit You can't have a nigga in this climate You can't have a nigga in this climate because of so many options Hold on, show this one, that's the one that stands out That thing is heavy, too I just want to die And then it's like, you know your nigga look at it, it's just, I want to die That thing heavy, too It's, fuck, hefty Let me show y'all Let me see yours Let me show y'all Ooh, they acting a fool on my explore page Ooh, look at this So, at this one, just understand the act, fucking with me Understand the act All this going out Mines ain't that bad Let's see it, it looks like you tweaking shit around I ain't doing nothing Oh, he got some kids on here, okay Yeah, I said he got 20 years I've been redoing my shit, I've done my shit You also, no Shut your ass on this shit, y'all This girl got her nipples out What? What did they do? See, he cheeked me He got a chicken sandwich on his explore page His nigga just wants some pussy and get some food Oh, yeah Oh, wow He got a Popeye chicken sandwich in hell, ass That ain't got nothing to do with me I only, I don't know why Oh, yeah, it's a couple holes I know on this motherfucker No Damn I don't know He even got a, I don't know And he got all different flavors, this bitch is with drifts It's been a new place That's crazy Let me see your explore page There's probably some holes on there So I know that's right Mama, this is a bitch I always pop up Have you ever seen her? I don't think so I actually always I pop up on there, you seen her before She always pop up All right, see in here, she got a big ass head Yeah See, mine not bad, it's women dressed up Let's see, you're gonna pay a lot Fashionable looking It's the girl that keep popping up on my explore page I don't know her But came to the little Nia Long girl in Atlanta Nia Long I ain't ever seen her Yeah, it's like a girl that look like Nia Long It hurts shit Let me see what the, no, no, no She got a number You be looking at number, bitch Let me see, this your explore page She don't look at no niggas Whoo, you got me It ain't no niggas on here Women's basketball, she looking at them Bro, it ain't no niggas on there That is a good little tester Real fast Let me see that explore page See what you do Count, let's see yours Yeah, what you got, what you got, you want that It's a bunch of houses on there Oh, no, I be looking at the houses Go digging ass Tell them menches on her explore page I be on Zillow picking it out Manifesting something I mean real estate is crazy Let me see That's our fake account Oh, she can't She can't That's the private She good That's the private account, Shaw Let me see Come on, let me see Come on, let me see She good money for show Look at her Oh, yeah He squinted at little niggas I ain't gonna lie, I never thought of that She like niggas with muscles though For show Oh, you like buzz niggas? I seen a couple I have something Right I know, I don't want no scrawny ass niggas I seen a couple muscles in here Oh, he's like Damn No, I'm cool, I'm cool No, you gotta You be in a gym? I'm cool, bro, yeah You be in a gym, bro Not consistently, but I go enough I can get a nigga off me I don't ever go to the gym, I'm gonna get myself a gym If I gotta get a nigga up on me I'm gonna get a nigga, I'm not stuck nowhere I'm out of move niggas But that's the problem There's too many options Since we're talking about it I think that is the case There's too many damn options It's like, is there any love anymore? Like even back in the day, yes It might have been some old niggas cheating He had a family down the street But it's like one, she wouldn't know The wife wouldn't know And on top of that, it wasn't so many bitches Half of them hoes was not cute You know what I'm saying? It wasn't seeing the hoes in New York It wasn't seeing the hoes in Chicago It wasn't seeing the hoes in Florida Yeah, now we can see the hoes everywhere Everywhere I'm even looking at the hoes See that? It is So you can't be trusted either I'm not, but I'm working on it That's crazy You turn around now, she's sizzin' right somewhere She ain't askin' the fuckin' phone Cause she doin' the sizzin' I'm workin' on it Yeah, everybody wanna get flew out the country now It's like, y'all bitches didn't had it standin' in 2010 It's been a spiel combo Y'all ain't been on a vacation? A vacation? Yeah Yeah, I've been on it Okay, to where? I don't want to be names of the right men You know where you been? You know where you been? I've been all over the place like space I'm on here Yeah, where you been? I've been a few places myself Yeah, you've been on vacations Vacations Vacations or you got flew out It's the difference No, vacations Vacations Have you ever been flew out? No You want to see my ass? Out of country? No No, I'm just sayin' in general My friend had her birthday party in Cabo Her name was flew me out No, they ain't what you talkin' about It was multiple women though That ain't what we talkin' about Yeah, that's how you get flew out We don't have to go in a pack Have a nigga flyin' you out No, no, no Cause I'll be a little too scary I'm paranoid, I'll be watchin' an ID channel and shit I'm like, uh-uh He might try to kill me, split me in two I'm good What about if you fly, what? What would you do if a female You flew a female out, right? And did she get on her period Wherever you at? That happened to me before That's fucked up How do that go? What you mean how it go? How do we go? We go get in the fuckin' shower Oh, that's hot Wait, you not laying the towel down? If we ain't gonna get in the shower I'll lay the towel down But what the fuck, we ain't gonna waste We ain't wastin' We ain't wastin' it, bro That's J.G., man So you don't have period sex? Cause he try and like that Bro, let me take some, bro Let me take some, Lou Let me take some That period pussy It's hot That's a different type of pussy That's a different type of pussy What? That's a different type Y'all life-skim up, fuckers I said, I like you That's that life-skim That's that little life-skim Chicago Look at that period Chicago That period pussy's something, all right So it's in Chicago, nigga, it's freaking hot Okay, I know that Nigga, that period pussy's different, bro I messed with Chicago do one time No, that period pussy is different Y'all skim all day I mean... What you like about it? What I like about it? Yeah Nigga, one that be wet That should be wet, gang Red, wet It be wet I'm gonna close your eyes You gotta close your eyes You keep your eyes on Yeah, when you're getting a shower, it's stop, gang Look at you He's trying to get you to the strategy What about it's the first day, though, when that When that pussy... The shower The first day you go on the shower, gang I'll still let the towel down You know, you let the towel down, maybe, like... You let the towel down period if y'all not in the shower But you know, that third, fourth day That's when it's at its best That's when it's tender Cause it's coming, it's coming That pussy starts smelling like pennies when it get the bleed No, she don't take care of herself when she's on the period If it's smell like that Muffins get to smell like pennies You know, as pennies smell like... Copper Smell a... Spell a penny Like copper Like copper Oh, yeah, no Yeah Yeah That's good Yeah Yeah, you know... We like, we like Lou, I gotta get you out, man Yeah, yeah, I'm traumatized You act as so amateur You embarrassing us today I'm really surprised, though Right Yeah Because when I seen you fuck with D-Ray I was like, yeah That's a nasty nigga Yeah, yeah, yeah Exactly You see what I'm saying? I fuck with the freaks I'm not the freaks My women freaky I'm the nigga Do all the freaky shit on me You just said that He said do all the freaky shit on me I like freaks Hodges ain't the freak Do the freaky shit on me Yeah Oh, what am I... Wait, what's your sign, though? I'm one of them Oh, here you go I am What's yours? I'm a Scorpio November 7th When you over there Okay, yeah I'm a Aquarius Oh, my daddy in Aquarius February, January February Okay, so what the fuck... Wait, my daddy February, February, February What that's gonna mean After you find this up Oh, oh Oh, you know, I'm gonna keep it in my mind Cause you know people love to say you discriminate So I'm just gonna Know that Aquarius and I, we good motherfuckers, though I didn't fuck with you I mean, y'all I really don't Wait, wait, wait, wait No, I'm not gonna say that No, I'm not gonna tell me about it Okay, so I can tell you about y'all Scorpio It was real cool Well, you don't know nothing about it My big mama's Scorpio November, October November What? 18th Damn Right She fucked up No, she not So you think Scorpio's is fucked up? Yes No, we are not fucked up We're intense Bro, first of all Bro, they're passionate They think everything is about them That's women They think they No, no, no, no, no It's different They think they always gotta speak the fuck up And say something They don't know when to shut the fuck up She do talk a lot Yeah But so no, sometimes I listen back I'm learning how to just You need to write You need the type of man that's gonna tell you Like he only got to tell you to shut the fuck up You just know by the way you carry yourself Yeah, no, when a nigga is so calm You're like, I got to sit mine Cause I can't live That he's a good man, Savannah But no, Aquarius is I feel like you guys always do stuff The opposite of what everybody else does You guys go against the grain That's hot You guys are into like really eclectic stuff Like I don't Do you do a lot of research I Google some shit That's what I'm saying That's how my daddy is I feel like in relationships So y'all are not Y'all are cheaters Y'all are Y'all are cheaters Are you a cheater? I look over this nigga staring right at me Yeah Put this nigga in the corner Since he put me in the corner about this freaky shit You don't eat ass, you don't fuck bloody pussy He like cheaters You don't But y'all not gonna do everything for everybody But the people that y'all care for Y'all are the whole cork Y'all are the whole cork Manage y'all relationships But yeah They had to put me in the corner Cause I wasn't free And that's the truth And you know that's the truth No, no, no I don't You have cheated No, I've never cheated I don't believe you You look like you cheat Look at this nigga He twiddle in his toes He crossing them Stop lying If y'all give me a chance to talk Y'all are worse than the motherfuckers on firsts Or the rest Put the hamburger out for the nigga Let's see what he tell us here This is what I will say When I have been in committed relationships Key word Committed Yes Relationships I have been 100% faithful to my partners Now If we just was talking Well, duh Talking is not cheating It's technically not cheating It's talking Dating Dating exclusively And then we in a relationship Yeah All that shit before we in a relationship I be doing other shit That's cool But Well, we y'all dating exclusively though What if y'all dating exclusively though We're in a relationship if we dating exclusively Yeah That's how you feel Yeah, you got a you That's you in a relationship Y'all just keeping the problem We just keeping the private Oh, okay That's how I would prefer my relationship How long before y'all Are y'all ever gonna go public If you in a relationship Would y'all ever go public no time like this I'm thinking about it now though Cause niggas going up off that shit I'm not one of these little famous business That y'all be the first comedian I'm telling you It make people like you more for someone When they see a couple it's like They buying into this shit like could be me I don't know what it is I would But I would publicly do it But it would have to be the right situation So if I was gonna be publicly doing it It would have to be somebody That would be just as affected by it As me being public So for example, like both of y'all Gap I was like I would If it was like that That's what I'm saying It would have to be like that But I'm not going public I'm not turning you up Yeah, I'm not turning you up Oh, my mother Oh, my mother Men always are so scared I'm not doing that Men are always You already gotta be with them Here we posing each other Yeah, yeah, come on Cause I'm not gaining shit Yeah I'm not gaining nothing from it But he's not supposed to be gaining Who cares about the father Are you looking with her Everything gotta make sense, love Everything gotta make sense You want transactional, nigga Everything gotta make sense He is He's a trend You need to be clear about that though Yeah, I am clear I just made it clear The shit gotta make sense If it don't make sense, I'm not doing it Because here's the thing My mom and daddy been together 38 years That's dope My daddy ain't never posted my mom on Facebook Damn My dad too though They've been together for 37 years And my dad ain't never posted My dad don't got a Facebook My dad don't got a Facebook We're OG niggas You know my mama I knew you had some shit in coming This is the point that I'm trying to make I'm listening That a relationship can thrive without that No, of course We don't need that Social media just came about Let's say however many years ago So if I was to do that Because it's not been something that's been required Before this time If I was to do that I'm going to do it in a way that it makes sense Yes, I agree It's going to make us some money We're going like this If it ain't making that And all we doing is putting motherfuckers in our business I ain't doing it Facts But what about when the business gets tied up Say it gets sticky When we break up We both got something to lose though We got something to lose now Right I'm not the only one loser So you feel like Okay, well then Isn't that how people feel about marriage? Like you need to be married to somebody Because it makes it easier to divorce For example Or you have the business tied up It makes it harder to divorce It makes it harder to divorce Yeah, that's what I meant to say Yeah Yeah Because you got other shit to consider Consider Well, I'm going to have to move out of my house We had a mortgage We got to do all the type of other shit Yeah So I get what you're saying It's got to make it even for me to get married I feel the same way Like for me to get married It has to make sense Oh, it's a show has to make sense for me to get married I'm not getting married to a motherfucker that Nah That I know I might divorce I want to at least get married Financially it's got to make sense Because at this point in our lives Marriage You know, back in the day when our parents got married bro You know, it wasn't necessarily a business decision It was we was in love We had kids That's what you know That's what we was so right there to do Sometimes it was business though Because you know back in the day they would sell A motherfucker A dark colored purple for example Remember when they sold off You told my hella back in the day Yeah, we told my 80s I thought we was taking a bet I thought we was taking a bet You told my back way I thought we was taking a bet I thought we was taking a bet You told my motherfuckin' Coot the kid to end it when they were getting married I was not doing the Coot the kid to end it Now though Now with the way the way the shit is It's like I want to be with somebody that has Them there equally The same amount of shit I agree I do agree Because you ain't gonna fuck my life up And you're leaving with everything I'm leaving with nothing You don't train me You ain't doctor drain me Okay And it happens And it happens to a lot of reasons They're breaking up running this bitch On my momma On my momma Now that's some real shit So that That aspect of it now And I think honestly For anybody that Really like Busting on social media Like it's hard It's hard to date It's hard to be in relationships It is hard to date And then especially if they know you Oh my god It's so like I just don't I don't want to be with you if you know me If you done heard of me That's hard now though That's hard now Yeah So many people know you I had a chick try to act Like she never knew who I was Then you get the bitch drunk She's like I like you You be like what the hell Tell me you know me from the job Just tell me you know me from the job I expect that you could have You ain't gotta fake it Yeah You already know me from the relationship The plan Like how you said you had to play Like I know this nigga was there I'm gonna act like I don't know Cause I'm not gonna lie I do have homegirls and stuff that will Oh I look the nigga up Know who the nigga is Then when you lean It's like play a cool But it's like This is why the nigga ain't respecting the bitch Cause you might as well just And nigga gonna respect them more If you keep it up front If you keep it up front Just as I would as well But I don't want no fan-ass bitch Yeah you gotta keep this shit up front bro I don't know fan-ass And I'm saying a lot of women A lot of women bro You know They do that They do the fake like they don't know You shit Then they end up coming out You know that they That they did know you and it's like Bam back to here with You know what was the plan And now you didn't get too deep You didn't got this bitch pregnant You know what I'm saying Damn We can jump to pregnancy? Right I thought y'all just meant I'm trying to shit a happen Bro shit a happen bro Oh woman I'm trying to tell you bro Shit a happen bro And I'm gonna tell you how you will know If a motherfucker really know you Is when you tell him your name If you tell him your name right If I meet a woman And I'll be like My mojo brooks I ain't calling you no mojo I ain't like everybody else When they talk like that When they talk like that And they tell you they not gonna Call you by What the world is addressing you by And they trying to You know You trying to skip the steps Again to know me Yeah Or you just want to be more special then Yeah it is a process Just like it would be a process Of people getting to know each other It's a process Yeah for sure Yeah I'm just trying to find out My family name And then call me that shit Oh see now that's the thing That's just about your little name Yeah No I'm not gonna call no nigga by his street I'm not calling you bobo head Or whatever the fuck I'm calling you terrorist That's what your mammy named you Well you know You got some things for real Tell I think you need to go talk to the lady Because You know what I tried to talk to the lady I went off on that bitch You should See oh You probably did You probably did No I did it I did it You talked to the lady before Have I talked to the lady You know what I better start talking to the lady I've got to a point in my life Where that I'm open To going to talk to the lady Just because bro In the industry that we are Is very demanding It's so many people counting on us And so many people pulling on us And sometimes bro We genuinely don't really have Anybody to fuck to talk to Or to lean on Because everybody think we good Yeah So they'll be able to go to somebody Who don't know you They don't know They don't give a fuck About what you had What you know And they'll be able to just sit down And say This is how I feel about this This is It's healthy So I'm at that point now Where I'm ready I actually been looking But I want I want to talk to somebody That look like me A black We could just come out and say I want a black therapist I don't care if it's male or woman But it definitely needs to be somebody That looks like me Because you know What am I going to learn From somebody who's never walked these steps Facts Because we got black issues We got DNA ancestry issues Yeah nigga We got old G70 issues We still do it right now Nigga's real shit We're crumbling on issues Don't ignore that That's real shit Oh mama's That's real shit Hell yeah You understand me We over here We got deep We started talking about therapy And hell it shit We fighting demons Everybody here Dug mansion We all going through it We all going through it right now This life is shit But it is true What he said was true Especially with the industry It's demanding It's demanding bro The anxiety And ain't no You know It ain't no Like it In this shit You know You can't at this time At the rapid pace There is new people coming out Every day Can't take no breaks You can't take You don't look like a breaks It's a new nigga coming out every day Oh my mama It's a new nigga out every day Every day Ain't no breaks Ain't no time to step away To clear your mind And I like that Like Them motherfuckers that's following you And a new nigga that's taking tips from you And coming with it And remixing it Remixing our shit I'm like hold on bitch You can go through that Bro you know how many niggas I done seen Bro at that ring camera Yeah Yeah Yes I done even seen niggas With his ring camera Bro I done seen I done seen bro You know how many niggas I done seen And bro here's the thing I don't care about it bro You know Papas and KFC They both fried chicken Yeah Y'all getting the camera all you want You know what I'm saying But I would I respect more Like K beauty over the How I even found her She had Did a voice over one of my videos And shit And I'm talking about she did that shit Verbatim I'm talking about Word for word And I fucked with that Like You know what I'm saying Because I still You know what I'm saying I still was acknowledged as Yeah That's the thing I'm expecting Yeah So when you just see niggas that's doing it And then you go to the nigga page And the nigga not even following you or nothing The nigga try to act like they never seen you before It's like the nerve nigga I got videos of that shit With 20 million views on it And you want me to believe You don't know me Never seen me nigga You don't know me 20 million views You don't see my shit You know me bro And I don't get mad about her bro And you know It's bro You know how it is It's the same thing as stand up bro It'll be a nigga sit there Watch your whole set and leave And go up on stage And do your joke Talking about he was freestyling Yep What For real What Hell yeah Oh I would be mad It comes with the game free throws and fouls You see that should inspire you You gotta keep you gotta keep creating more content That's what's inspiring about it But it is once again stressful Because you thought you had them up on the ingredient list And now you gotta But that's what it is Once you And that's what the internet is Once you put it out Everything is Up for grabs Yep Motherfuckers see it They gonna do it But that's why The most important thing And I tell anybody That they got a social media presence is Is that Not Your content can't be the only thing that stands out You As a person You Have to stand out People have to like You You don't gotta be the funniest You know what I'm saying You don't gotta be the flyest You don't gotta be None of that Yeah If people like you Yeah If people like you If they like you Yeah It don't matter what you do They gonna eat it up Facts They gonna roll That's why I snoop a legend That's why he didn't last on It's just snoop Bro look at Kevin Hart Everybody Everybody be quick just out on Kevin Kevin ain't the funniest nigga doing it Cool That's how you feel But that nigga's likeable The memes Oh my god He's likeable And I'ma tell you something And that what I just said On some real shit I follow a lot of comedians I'ma read a lot of nigga's books Kevin Hart Lay the blueprint out In his book On how to be How to get to It's in his book And in his book What I just said I might just pick that one up then What he said in his book is You ain't got to be the funniest I mean this is what I'm telling you Verbatim what he said in the book You got to be likeable And when you think about what he's saying And you look at what he's done How far he's went He's been likeable Everybody's liked him It don't matter who it is Everybody's like him And the niggas that don't like him Wanna be him Wanna be him Yeah Yep That's that game guy Hey that's how we gonna wrap it up on that one That was a game from Kevin Hart and Mojo bro That's what this about man Getting game and passing it on Cause you coulda read it in Kevin T.O. Smith Yeah Nah I'm gonna read that for you Nah it's a real scene though bro No before we get up out of here Lou I watched you last night And I seen you know times before that And bro you got all the tools You know what I'm saying Appreciate that To be you know one of those guys This is enough room for everybody at the top And you bro I'm gonna tell you what you got on your side Bro and I think a lot of dudes Is not really paying attention to this right now What's happening in the comedy game is There's nobody young that's coming up That can do stand up And that can maintain a social presence And we don't got it It ain't no young dudes You know what I'm saying If you look at all the niggas that's really young That's coming up on social media What does the stand up look like Exactly That'd be my whole thing What does the stand up look like And if it's not there Then that mean if the lane is wide open Because everybody else that's blowing up Off these skits and shit like that They wouldn't they scared of the stage It's niggas that won't even I know I won't do that Like I'm just a comedic actor And we see a lot of these dudes You know they go out on tours and shit like that And it don't go good You know what I'm saying And then now they back on the internet Or they you know They got a little movie roles and stuff like that But as far as in the stand up world Bro we still hearing names of legends That's still going through clubs That's still doing these package shows We still seeing Mike Epps You know we still seeing OGD Ray Davis We still seeing Earthquake On shit we still And there's nothing wrong with that Michael Blacks I'm like that's cool That the OGs they paid the way for us But who is next You know what I'm saying We got you know we got the 85 South show Yeah shout out to the team Yeah they're my niggas Like I got hella respect for them But after them then who Us That's what I'm saying AHHHHH From the bed in Chicago Man yes there's me It's a new run man yeah It was hard times but nigga now it's hard times Yeah man No we ain't that one too Oh mamas you know what I'm talking about Oh mamas yeah now it's the Cali kickback man I appreciate you coming through man Before you know I told you in the beginning But I truly respect you as an artist As a creator and I am a fan And I just appreciate that we able to meet And you know what I'm saying Had these conversations because our peers Need to come together Our generation be seeing each other on the internet But nigga we gotta We gotta take it back to the old school man Linkin' up man Linkin' up collaborate and create something bigger Yeah we better together Yeah on mamas Stronger together You feel me so let's put it together like leather man Yeah yeah yeah Joe Lucas I appreciate you for coming through You understand me It's the Cali kickback And we'll see y'all next time Thank you all love everybody Yeah