 Why are we surprised there were so many horse girls growing up when we were raised by one? Today I am so freaking excited because I'm finally doing a movie commentary, which I haven't done in like two weeks. And for some reason that seems like a really long time to me and we are kicking in old school. We're going to be watching one of my childhood favorite films. We are going to be watching the Hannah Montana movie. So without further ado, let's get started and watch the Hannah Montana movie starring Miley Cyrus and other people. Oh, yeah. No, cause this was, I'm like already screaming because this was so revolutionary. Like this is, I really hope they give like Olivia Rodrigo a movie like this because the kids need it. The kids really do need it. They need Olivia Rodrigo to have a movie like this about her character in high school musical, the series or whatever that freaking was. I don't know what it was, I've never seen it. You are the only pop star I know. Can't get into her own concert. Okay, there's a major plot hole in Hannah Montana, by the way. I just have to point this out before I even continue on this video and it's about Billy Ray Cyrus because in the world of Hannah Montana, everyone knows Billy Ray Cyrus is Hannah Montana's songwriter, right? And then he's also Miley Cyrus' dad. And so just like, I don't know how people aren't connecting the dots. Like you always see Billy Ray Cyrus with Hannah Montana and then you also, all of her friends always see Billy Ray Cyrus. You know what I mean? Like someone could have connected the dots a lot sooner. And also that wig doesn't change anything about her. Yeah. I like that laugh. I freaking wanted that. Everything Hannah Montana had, I wanted. I wanted her wardrobe, I wanted her makeup and I wanted that damn wig. Oh, she looks so good. I'm sorry, but the wig evolution for Hannah Montana was insane because look how good that looks. Hey, don't give me no lip. You're the one that wanted best of both worlds. That's so cute. Like literally Hannah Montana is so cute. Like this, I don't know, this is the relationship she has with her dad and like the best of those world concepts. She's just like, she's an international pop star but she's also got to do the dishes at night. And I feel like some of these celebrities nowadays like need to be humbled. Like Olivia Rodrigo, like, do you do the dishes at night? Or do you just hang out with the pattals? Apatals. Let's talk about that. Dude, this was sensational. You get the limo out front. Ooh, oh, hotter styles, every shoe, every color. Like seeing Hannah Montana in such high quality is really amazing. You get the bag out the show, you get the... I'm kind of giving Hannah Montana right now. Like curly hair with the bangs, like I could be Asian Hannah Montana and that's really cool for me. I promise my girls I'd say hi to you for them. Hi. The most cursed image I can think of is that this character would be James Corden in this day and age. Like if Olivia Rodrigo, the movie came out, the soccer would be played by James Corden. And that's really disappointing. Sometimes I just wish I could be Hannah all the time. You and me both, kid. But she literally can. She could just dye her hair and she wouldn't have to worry about this living double lives. Do you know what I mean? Like the wig is really what gets her. Like the wig is really what gets her. Like the stage name is not really a problem because even Miley Cyrus, that's not even her real name. Most celebrities you know have stage names even if you think they're not stage names. Like Meryl Streep, don't you, don't you, don't let that old lady fool you cause that's not her name. Cause when have you ever met another Meryl Streep? Exactly. Lily Sweet 16. Honestly, how dare Lily complain about, oh sorry, I'll get to it. But I was always kind of annoyed with Lily. You will never make it up to me. I'm sorry. People are probably like, why is Hannah Montana apologizing to Lily? And how does Lily know Hannah Montana? We have questions, a lot of questions that never get answered. She should have just called Lily and been like, hey, can you like sneak me in somewhere or something? There was a lot of options. I'm just saying little miss Lily, Lily was actually such a sore loser. Like you could have easily, if you just went and been like, oh my God, I know Hannah Montana. Everyone would have been up your ass. Like if you wanted the attention, girl, get the attention and go use those connections for some attention. Like really, like you could have just went up on stage. Hannah would have been like, come on Lily, let's come up on stage. Like, you're the birthday girl. I came here just for you. We're really close friends. And you should have been like, oh my God, like, everyone's gonna be like, oh my God, Lily knows Hannah Montana. I will never forgive you for this. For what? Like being a pop star and being, making, shedding some light onto this party that was boring. Hannah not going to New York is really not an option. Her name was Miley. And Miley will be back before she leaves. She's a superstar. I can get her private jet if she wants. I don't know why he's complaining about it when he's the one that let her do this all in the first place. You know what I mean? He let her arrange this. Like he let her be a superstar. And he was a superstar. So what's he complaining about? He's like, oh my God, she doesn't know what it's like to be a kid. Like, you were a celebrity too. Stop the truck. I'm not doing this. I wanna go home. Stop the truck. Stop the truck. I loved it that she had that voice crack all the time. Ask me again in two weeks. Right now let's just see if a country girl still exists. Two weeks. Think of it as a hand of detox. I just think he's a really big hypocrite because he literally is a celebrity. Like he's a songwriter. He's a country music star. Girl don't even recognize her own horse. Now that truly is sad. Now that truly is sad. Blue jeans? Blue jeans? I can't believe she named her fucking horse B.J. I can't believe she did that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm sorry. Let's get crazy. Oh. Wow. That smile dude. The corners of his mouth are so sharp that his smile looks so nice. Blue jeans doesn't really take well to strangers. Especially not dirty sparkly ones. He's so cute. I'm sorry. He was always so, like he literally like, he was the embodiment of like the childhood crush. Cause he was like in Hannah Montana. He was in you belong with me in Taylor Swift music video. And then a few years later, then he's in X-Men as freaking Havoc. And it's a continuous childhood crush that like continues on. You know what I mean? It's like, like he was a crush that I was like, I don't want to know anything about you. I don't have any need to know more about you. Cause I know if I find out more about you, you're not going to be my crush anymore. So you are literally just the characters in the movies. And that's how it all should be really. Like at a point we need to get to this point again where we can just be like, I don't need to know anything about you, Timothy Chalamet. I will just appreciate you from afar as a celebrity fan relationship should be. Okay? Okay. Miley? Miley? Miley? I guess I had a pretty big crush on you back then, but don't worry about it. It's genuine. I'm over it. Like the country accents in this are like, cause they give such a good sass to the characters that it makes it set. Like, I don't know. Am I strictly a professional opinion? I do believe that this movie has so much personality. And part of that reason is because it's like a country bumpkin movie. And I love it because like that country sass is just so, it adds so much personality to the characters rather than it just being like bland and like boring. I don't know. Just like the way she was standing, she's like mm. And then he's like, I'm over it. Like the country accent is going to come out of me just because I mirror what I see and I'm mirroring what they're doing. I practically saved her life surfing the other day. She owes me big time. We're like, we're like best friends. Why do they have so much tension? Like the romantic tension is through the roof. Like, I know she, oh, and he just lifted her. Like that's like actually insane. Like I'm screaming inside. Like 10 year old Trin is screaming right now. Oh my God. This is the pictures from Harry Potter. It's the mug shots from Harry Potter. They move. That's insane. I just miss my Miley. Why does everyone keep saying that? Maybe you should be asking yourself that question. But I don't know how these adults around her didn't think that she was going to have a crazy identity crisis when she got to more formative years. Like they're all criticizing her for being like a bratty like teenage pop star. But I'm like, first of all, teenagers are already bratty. She would have been bratty whether or not she was Hannah Montana or not. And also you put her in this predicament because you let her do it even though it's pretty common sense. It's pretty much common sense to believe that a child going through formative years and living two lives would have a major identity crisis when the time came and it would be explosive. Oh my God, look at him. I'm like not even gonna say what like thoughts just went through my mind because I really can't. How dare this movie? How dare this movie tell all of us that we could be a little country girl and find a cowboy and build a chicken coop with him? How dare they tell us that? Because if I go in this town, I'm not becoming a little country girl and meeting a cute farm boy. I'm gonna get verbally abused or something. Like I'm not gonna be accepted the way I want to be as a country girl. God, this movie is really good. And this looks exactly like Edward and Bella's honeymoon. So it's kind of insane how this scene is always forever embedded in our minds as the most romantic place to be. Waterfalls. We should probably get going. We don't wanna be late for the fundraiser. Damn. They're amazing. This movie is really good. Steady plot, interesting throughout the entire way, great character development, great character arc and acting great. Yeah, well maybe he's starting to main something again. Oh! Sorry. Ah! Down for this next song, if that's all right. That is fine by me. That is so fine by me, you know. I guess she would be crazy if she didn't. Can you guys be quiet? I'm trying to listen to T-Swift. I hate that it keeps cutting away from me. T-Swift. That, I can't believe Taylor Swift was in this movie. Like it really just, it levels it up. Like it really does level it up. Like you- Bring back country Taylor Swift. Bring her back because she's been, when the world needed her the most, she vanished. She vanished into shadows. I truly think if Taylor Swift came back and released a country album, the world would be better. The world would be a way better place. No, no, no, no, try, no. Just say you're gonna sing a Hannah Montana song. Do it. I literally dare you to sing a Hannah Montana song right now. Dude, you're not ready. You're not ready for this. It's embedded in my mind forever. There's so much knowledge from school, algebra. Left my mind, it's gone. It went in one ear out the other. That information has been separated and never used again. But the ho-down, throw-down stays in my mind. So don't you forget it, babes. In the sky, move side to side, jump to the left, stick it, glide, easy. She really livened up the party. But the thing is that people in the town are like, oh my God. She can sing? How did y'all not know this? But the thing is, it didn't even need to be Miley. That's the thing. Billy Ray knows Miley, or Billy Ray knows Hannah Montana. He writes her songs. He writes the songs. Everyone knows that. Billy Ray is famous. Like, why are we acting like the Jonas Brothers in the Hannah Montana show meet Billy Ray? And they're like, oh my God. Because they know who Billy Ray is. He's a kind of guy. Because they know who Billy Ray is. He's a country music star. So Billy Ray could call up Hannah Montana. Why does that have to be Miley? I have issues with this plot because people are just forgetting that Billy Ray knows Hannah Montana. That Hannah would be the guest of honor to Mayor's Big Lobster who thought tonight? Actually, Lily did. Actually, Hannah did. But I promised Travis. You know what? They should have just had Lily put on a big ass country accent, keep the glasses on. This would have been a wonderful time for masks. I just don't know why she didn't tell him. He literally works on her grandma's barn. Like, just tell him. Just say, hey, babe, can we move it back? Like an hour or something? I got a dinner to go to. I'm helping out my dad with the mayor's dinner. There's many, many solutions to this. And I don't like it when movies decide to be stupid. You do know you only have one earring. Trindy LA thing. As a man, why would you point that out? As a man, why would you point out that I only have one earring on? The suspicious. I really should take this. I'm sorry. It'll just be a second. I swear. I'll probably get better reception in the back. Scenes like this are so, they're very frustrating when they don't have to be this way. Like when the situations at hand don't need to be like this. But I love them. I love them because it's just so much chaos and it's so, in a way, it builds suspense. It's a really good suspense builder if they're going to get caught or not. I love that. And I think I know some of the things you want to tell me. He has a very charming smile. I'm sorry. I want to tell you too. This is why I can't know anything more about him. I cannot know anything more about him because of that smile. Dude, wait. The scene that I can't even play it because it's so, I can't even continue on without saying a few words first. Can I just say, have a moment of silence and say a few words before the scene happens because, oh my God, it changed lives. The world shifted at this point. Because all because of a little shit. Because all because of a little girl who couldn't mind her own business. This all happened because she couldn't mind her own business. Come on. The usage of the spinning door. Also, I have criticisms of it as well. But let's just watch it because it actually ruined my life. And she went around in this spinning door three times. How are you taking off your makeup and pulling off the wig and continuing to go through this door so many times? Like, she's been in there for eight minutes. For him, it's a really big moment. For the little girl, it's just like, oh my God. Hannah Montana has brown hair. She's a liar. But for him, it's like, oh my God. Miley? Hannah, whoever you are, we're done. Bang. Travis. Travis. Travis, please, please. He's not being very understanding of the situation, might I add. I have to say he's not being that understanding or forgiving, in my opinion. And that little girl needs to mind her business. She's snooping in places she shouldn't be snooping. God, she was so talented. She is so talented. She's such a talented little young lady. That was everything. Dude, this is just, it is making me kind of want to cry right now, because it is just like, I don't know. This movie encompasses that inner child for me, for some reason. It's just very much like, wow, this was really my childhood, like watching this movie. And I don't know. Just growing up with Hannah Montana hit different. I'm sad for the people that don't have a Hannah Montana to grow up with. Do you know what I mean? I'm not the agent, I'm not the manager, I'm the grandma. I'm the real deal. But OK, she literally says that. She goes, I'm the grandma. Like, of who? Because at this point, we don't know you as Hannah Montana's grandma. You're Miley Stewart's grandma. What's not making sense? Like, I don't really know what's not clicking hand. Like, they're just saying they're like, I'm her best friend. Or like, I'm her grandma. I'm her daddy. Like, who? As far as we know, we don't know any of Hannah Montana's relatives, but you guys keep saying it. Right now, she just got in because she said she was a grandma of like, nobody. She just had a stage presence that was like no other. Come on. Sometimes I walk a little faster in the school hallway just to get next to you. And she could dance. Cut the music. Cut the track now. I can't do this. I don't want to save this town. I can't perform. I really don't want to save this fucking town. I don't give a fuck about this. The last time I stood on this stage, I was six. I was just Miley. They're like, who the fuck is that? They're like, who the fuck is a Miley? And I still am. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I love it that the people that knew Miley are like, what the fuck? Like, you have got to feel like a dumb, dumb. You have got to feel like an idiot if you didn't recognize. I didn't mean to. I just think it's so funny that the whole crowd is like, who the fuck is this person? And why do we care? Life's a climb. But the view's great. This is my favorite song from the movie. Sorry, I know. It's the most popular one, but it's still my favorite. And it's so good. It's like aged so well. I can almost see it. That dream I'm dreaming but lost with no direction. Oh, my God. It's so good. It's actually so good. I got a team job. But she had to give the backup singers a song to learn. Like, they had to learn something. So they knew something crazy was about to happen. And the band had to know, too. It does sound like a church anthem, though. It is giving, like, worship. Maybe they're onto something with worship music. Maybe they're onto something. I will keep the faith, though. Was this Christian propaganda the entire time? Was this religious propaganda the entire time? Did we grow up on religious propaganda? Yes. Please be Hannah. We'll keep your secret. No, you won't. You're a big, fat liar. You're a big, fat liar just like those people in Spider-Man that he saves them from literally diving off the end of a bridge. And they're like, we'll keep your secret. It's like, no, you won't. Like, that was more realistic in Spider-Man because it was only a train full of people. This is a whole venue. This is a whole, there's press. It's a charity event. You're not keeping my secret, little girl. I like how people are like, fuck, Miley. That song was ass. Put the wig back on now or else. Put the wig back on or else something bad's going to happen. You guys were all shitting on her for being Hannah this entire movie. Now you're like, put the wig back on. Uh, rule that crush I had on you and I said I was over it. Yeah. So not over it. Okay. Oh my god. This song is so good. It literally, I used to listen to this on my way to school, in high school. You wake up, it's rainy and it's Monday. It looks like it's one of those rough days. You can change your hair and you can change your clothes. You can change your mind. That's just the way it goes. You can say goodbye and you can say hello. Cause you always find your way back home. You can change your style. You can change your dream. You can learn to fly and you can chase your dreams. But you'll always find your way back. Oh my god. She's getting it. Imagine if they run someone the fuck over. Committing murder as Hannah means that I can get away with it as Miley. That's what you call a fucking great movie. 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