 Leaving a baby in a hot car is not babysitting. Are we live man? Yep. Oh my god Episode number 29 How did you guys go with questin last week? Oh, he was it was I did feel quite uncomfortable He was to be honest. Yeah, he's fucking like very something off about him. His energy has shifted He's there's some sort of disassociation in his brain and I don't like it man I don't like being around it and and you did that to him by the way Yeah, fucking ruined his life when you're a kid you were young and dumb man. You don't know what you're doing He all did dumb shit. I don't remember those days much certainly didn't do that much dumb shit with my brother, but hey Look, I'm not judging. It was a long time ago. See I can already said he's playing mind games with you He wants you on his side. Well, no, look, I'll never be on Touch I can't I can't sickening like I'll never touch that. Yeah, but you know He it was it wasn't self-inflicted. He you know, you'll abuse him Some say abuse some say self-defense kids. It's just kids being kids. I say boys will be boys and toss each other off He's a very common phrase. Yeah, we all get on myself. Oh, by the way, Michael have your key. Oh my god Holy shit, what what's happened? We've look we had a very rare night out on Saturday night We thought it was like Friday. We're like, you know what? Let's have a fucking we haven't bloody had a bloody drink in like three months So let's have a bloody cheeky little boys night and we just went and started playing some sport And fucking before you know it with fucked. Yeah, like I don't remember fucking thing like Cool wipes my memory. Yeah, I can't it's and I like it's three days after now, and I am not a hundred percent Yeah, I can't even the whole time just so nauseous just tummy can't handle it and like it was such a fun night Those is good. It's going out. It's getting over it though. Hey, it's like we just sit at a table and Hand us a bottle and then we just Sort of try and speak loudly to each other. Yeah, I don't remember. I wish I remembered it It's all just like it didn't happen. It was just nothing Matt wasn't never so remember the kick-ons and then me and Julian did like We went live on discord and Fucking yeah, I was in bed by 3 30 or something. I run a mark mate. We run. We fucking run a storm up come What about you Matt? Where were you mate? Hey, I went to the Gold Coast for the weekend So Matt wasn't there unfortunately couldn't help celebrate with us But man Jackson came and Locky came Julian came and yeah a lot of fun was hard, but we're still feeling it now Fucked up, man Yeah, you get you get like anxiety and shit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, or like even just like What's the other one that people have depression depression? Yeah, like that one's just like you just feel sad about what? You've been on drugs and all these highs Yeah, you use all your dopamine's fucking gone when you wake up and then you're like fuck I'm sad and I don't know why and it's just because the chemicals aren't there no more You're saying that after drinking that's how you felt and yeah, and drugs like we didn't know MD though Yeah, but cocaine's just a sweat fucks me. Just no no way. We're as bad I don't know maybe because I didn't all my co-experiences have been I've had good spaces like yeah couple of months between Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, but you know it's been a while since we've done it, but it's still just never as good as it was when you begin So true but yeah, so that was our weekend. We've been bloody busy making content. We fucking today We find while you're listening to this this will be out on the website We fucked with Jillian pretty good today. It works a lot better than I thought it would I first of all thought He wasn't gonna. Yeah, we blindfolded him and said we've got a surprise for you and he got into the car with us Let us drive him to the coast. He had no idea what we were doing He I think secretly he thought we're gonna give him something like a really nice gift fuck But anyway, we took him to the To the slingshot at the Gold Coast, you know that right on the ride and then fucking send him fucking y'all And he hates heights Pretty well, yeah, I went with him and he's like as the pressure goes up and it starts the g4 starts to put you back down Like he was blowing Then like I don't know once I sort of realized what was going on He's the girl before she let us go up was like, oh, I you know, I'm really windy Yeah, so then I got stuck in my head when I was up there that the wind was gonna snap the fucking cord And then I just stressed out and I ended up looking like Fucking bitch, man, like I started freaking out close my eyes and saying is it like lowered yet joining and I wasn't cool Hey, have you ever like googled um like the slingshot compilations on YouTube? Yeah, I've seen a funny stuff of people That's what we were hoping would yeah Well, he like you know how people do sort of pass out a bit. Yeah started to him fucking. Oh, yeah Yeah, it's pretty good. So, you know fucking which brings us to our sponsors of the show, right subscription website Well, we're just talking about you got 21 day free trial You can watch the vidc if you like them enough to stick around if you don't that's easy You just email support and we'll cancel your subscription don't just like that, right? So if you want to support us So you can subscribe to the website support the podcast subscribe to the website But if you can't and a lot of you can and that's fair enough like I like I said, I don't think that I would Yeah To us I would but like there's no one else really So so if you know well, that's fine. Okay, but if you could just maybe leave a comment leave the comment comment You like the video and subscribe. That's helping off man. That's all we need last week's podcast is performing very well Matthew, we're back up to the bloody bigger numbers now more views. That was nice. Hey, I think we have a strong start Yeah, very good. So fucking loyalists loyalists So bloody if you can't support us financially, just give us fuck cheeky. Well, I just like the video don't whatever I'm sick of asking I'm turn it. We've turned into fucking What everyone else does don't worry about it. I just listen to it. Don't worry about fuck it Just just do whatever you want to do if you it's too hard to pause it Just it's fine. Just listen on up. Yeah, don't even listen to this. 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Otherwise you might still nick your balls But they're very very good compared to what is out there other razors remember back in the day You'd get a fucking the razors you use for your face you try it on your balls And if you fuck up Yeah, instantly just fucking blood is blood pissing out I found that though the the electric razors were more dangerous than an actual just face razor Yeah, exactly. They're just go across smoothly fine. But yeah, those electric ones are Well, you gotta be if you're using the normal razors you gotta like stretch this ball Yeah, yeah, you gotta it's such a it's like a mission and then creative and then but then also when it grows back It's so fucking itchy if you use a clean razor if you're not used to it. Oh, maybe I don't know Oh, yeah, you gotta you gotta be regularly. But yeah, this thing I swear to God. Just make sure that you sort of Also in other news before we continue The podcast awards, right Matt they fucking the nominations and now they have opened They have opened so if you I don't know if you guys remember last year We got made like top 10 the listeners choice award this year. We didn't even realize this was a thing the podcast award. So this year Where aware that they've opened the nominations now, so we have to nominate ourselves So you guys don't need to do anything yet, but we're gonna I'm pretty sure it's pointless Because they want us to send in what is a mat three minute clips from a podcast Yeah, it's something along those lines So we're thinking like what do we send a compilation of me ripping my arse cheeks apart? Do we send a Matt Brown diary entry? No Obviously we can't send that to these mainstream Award ceremonies, so we'll see if we can come up with something But if we can't even if we are not nominated for anything The listeners choice will be the lot. We'll let you guys know when the lines open and Fuck me. Let's see if we can get this podcast known Like how funny would it be if we even if we just made like the top five of this mainstream Podcast award show and the things we say and do especially this cunt we shit ourselves on this podcast It's still shit on the seat. There's cups of common teeth Cups of common teak and shit line around imagine if we got fucking top five cunt They're bloody mayhem one of the funniest moments last year when we did enter it We it was quick and we got in I think we came seventh Yeah, something like that. Yeah, and one of the best moments of the whole that award show was the girl reading out the Marty and Michael fully actual and then she sort of looked up at the screen like So keep you guys posted but yeah The listeners choice will probably be the thing that we go for the most similar to last year because we don't like if Industry professionals of choosing who's nominated obviously when I'm gonna fucking make it if they're listening to the fucked up shit That you say oh man, it'd be so cool if we won Imagine that I think it's about just sticking it to the to the man Like imagine doing like a real serious podcast about like health and helping people which is pretty much what we do And like and then like we come and it's our third season and then bang And they've got they've been doing it for like four or five four or five seasons imagine that it is so upset So we will need your help for that guys We need to gather all of our ring power and drive it straight into the heart of that crush their websites another thing happened We have been contacted by a ACTA at the actor Awards, which is like the Let me read out this abbreviation. All right, because it's pretty cool the Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards known as the actor Awards So it's nothing like that's a very big award show that we're not nominated or anything yet So what they do is they con they've contacted like 20 like Can what do you call it like people who make comedy videos online? They've contacted 20 different creators in Australia and where one of them So now I had to fill out our application So now they're gonna get industry professionals to vote and out of the 20 They're gonna pick five of the better. There's a new segment for this award show the best Online short comedy award or something like that, which is what we have been They've contacted us to try and get us nominated for that show So industry professionals if they vote for us and I submitted the if humans acted like animal series Because I've got a fucking butt fuck load of use Can you see that? Yeah Killed it Anyway, so that's what we've submitted. So now we find out soon Industry again industry professionals have to vote for this or so. I don't see them peaking our shit But imagine if we were one of the five nominated for the fucking Like that's televised and everything we might even have to go down to the awards show that would be fun I have to say your hope something shit. Yeah, I know your humans actually like animal series is probably some of your most PG work, but it's very exact I don't see why you you should count yourselves out. I think you should be sure you can cast Yeah, but like the even the entry forms. I was just taking the piss so much Cuz I asked the most of the like most, you know, the most ridiculous questions like really, you know It's it's an award show made for like really high-budget Movies and shit like that. So the questions they're asking was so like pretentious and shit But um, yeah, you might not even be televised. I hate to say that Yeah, we might just be like a shown a snippet of the footage or something my sister not many drop names. She did a Short series with her her company producing company and they won an award and I think it wasn't televised It's only so there you go But still we'll keep you guys posts. Yeah, we're going fucking here. We go come here We fucking rising up through the 20 20 we're stepping steering clear from ripping our toenails off now Here we are potentially Actor nomination next job fucking seven news anchor. All right 100% the weatherman and I'll be the sports broadcaster Holy shit, dude And then when the Olympics that could be the fucking I'll be the current affairs guy bounding backwards Tracing criminals down the street and then when the Olympics come around will will be terrorists and we'll like have a fucking big Guy some terrorists and big bombs that kill lots of people The Olympics are on. Yeah, let's see who's calling right now. I'm getting so many calls from Hello Yes, you do That's totally fine by me So no, it's great to see She chuckled it out So that's what's going on in our lives, you're all up today, let's get on with the fucking show We got some bloody secrets and some criminals. I've a very good secret. We got some questions from you guys We got um, well, there weren't many comments for the hunt in the last one without I saw like three or four Probably not enough to we'll see how we go with time. All right There was another segment A lot of people are asking about German segment. We've got an idea here guys. Okay, so We want I don't remember it. Well, I did get one guy Everyday live that's all you do now is just my idea is and then forget I did have one guy comment I'm sorry. I can't remember his name And and he said we ever do an open submission of jokes We'd read out the best jokes from our If you got a funny and I read through the comments There was some very funny comments some people the way people were describing question was fucking hilarious Some of them were very accurate. And yeah, if you if there's just comment jokes, whatever you anything funny goes and the definitions We want yeah, we had an idea. I don't know. It's pretty high. I came up with it like our definition of things So you send us like a word that you want to know what the actual definition is because the dictionary is just like It's just some random dudes opinion, you know Well, someone did ask a question of what I'll get to it. But yeah, they asked what a certain word means Yeah, so if you want like the scientific actual real description and what words are and stuff like we know We've been doing this shit for years Why not share that skill one like if so if you have a hard word or a phrase or something just anything in life You don't understand We can explain the science behind that. All right And maybe we'll put a story up on our Instagram next Monday or before we film the next podcast And we'll just get some people we'll get some people writing some shit in and we'll fucking answer shit for you guys How's that you can even comment that on the YouTube podcast if you want us to explain something or define something Comment comment it. What are we gonna call this Marty Michael explains it? We'll just call it Explaining things finding things. Okay. All right. It's gonna be a new segment next week. All right Anyway, I'm with the fucking show And guess what it's time for you fucking sick fucks It's time for some fuck you diary entries you fucking drunk fucking gronk Dining tree number hundred and thirty six from my coolie Brookhouse Today I be to more be it was the best I've been if I'd been any more be I wouldn't have been Anyway enough chitchat. I've figured out what I want for my funeral I want the song mama Mia by Abba played as my corpse is lowered into my coffin by a rope That's tied around my lower jaw and all attendees have to throw darts at my body Then I want to be shot out on a rocket which is headed for the Southern Cross star formation And that is where I want my body to rest again. This is legally binding. So please ignore me if I ever change my mind It's quite a request Around he's fucking low. Do you like Abba? I reckon Abba's good. Abba's like oh, they've got some all right Exactly your mum from the 70s also show me the Beatles. Yeah, but everyone liked the Beatles Everyone liked Abba only only disco disco everyone like the Beatles 50% like that man. They were good Abba is like Abba is like the Five seconds of summer version of the Rolling Stones. Oh wow, that's pretty good description. Yeah, that you can't I hope they were heavy into cocaine. Anyway, yeah, I think next time diary entry number 105 from Marty Today I played with my pet flies. I found them in my room. I saw them flying over a plate of old mince I found in the neighbor's bin. I named my pet flies mum and dad so that when the teachers ask Where is your mum and dad? I can finally say mum and dad are at home. It was a pretty good day They always out in the farm or no, that was just never Anyway, diary entry number 69 from Julie James Tennyson Woodge Afgro 4060 till I die. I can't you Today I was telling my mates about how I'm like heaps good mates with cursor the rapper I've even like done some of his music videos. Haha. They're so sick, but yeah, I know cursor What's called me and cursor hang out when he's in breezy and run amark. Haha. Hey, we fuck so many chicks You but yeah, like I know cursor. So yeah, I'll remind myself because it's important Remember that ha stab kick stab grab stab reflect stab love deeply shake. I know cursor Love deeply. Yeah Love deeply it says Well, it's that cursor and Julian yeah, he does know cursor and yeah, he does he does mention some music videos for that guy Yeah, he talks about that a lot. Yeah, then he knows show me them So yeah, he's talked to cursor like all the time. So please NBA with them and FIFA. So if you want to know what curses like Message Julian it's Julian Woods on Instagram and say hey, mate What's cursor like because he would love to tell you okay? Yep, is it fair everyone? We're all gonna message him. Let's message him now. He said Haha, good. It was his birthday on the weekend. Why is that? Diary entry number 1073 from Matthew Gregor I Was laying in my bed playing with my balls I was letting my testicles fall through my fingers from one hand and into my other hand It reminded me of the failed castration I had when I was 12 years old as advised by my therapist at the time My therapist seemed to think that my sexual urges were uncontrollable and that castration was the only way I could become a functional member of society silly doctor The doctors put me to sleep But I remember everything as my little brown has its own separate memory It seems that my little brown has a mind of its own as the doctor moved his scalpel closer to my mince sack My little brown came to life It shot up and wrapped itself around the doctor's wrist the shock doctor tried to pull his arm away But my little brown hardened it hardened rapidly which crushed the bones in his in the doctor's wrists as if they were twigs The doctor started screaming in pain and my little brown released him The other doctors backed away as they looked on in horror and weren't sure what to do next one of the doctors Started inspecting the injured doctor's wrists and I felt my little brown start vibrating the base of my little brown started swelling RUN! Y'all one of the doctors just a scalding hot brown mince was power-driven out of my little brown and straight into the face of one of the other doctors As soon as my thin thick mat magma slapped onto his face You could hear the skin sizzle like a flaming hot Mongolian beef dish being brought out a five-star Chinese restaurant He too started screaming and desperately tried to brush my molten DNA off his face My little brown wasn't finished. It stretched and dove straight into my own asshole I felt it working its way up my colon and into my stomach there it grabbed a few of the rat's tails I had eaten for breakfast that day and dragged them back out of my asshole A doctor rushed over to me with a syringe full of sedative to try and stop my little brown But my little brown was too fast It stretched up and around his neck and started choking him with the rat's tails My eyes shot open just as I heard the doctor's neck being snapped He was dead and I was now awake and staring straight at my highly aggressive little brown There was only one thing I knew would calm him I wrapped both my hands around its shaft and bent forwards and and stuck the top of my little brown Firmly into my mouth. I started sucking and tossing at great speeds fighting against the strength of my little brown All the nurses and doctors had now retreated to the corners of the room as they watched me suck and Tox toss my murderous cock off in a violent way. I was getting close, but I was fatiguing I needed help and fast. I stopped sucking and screamed at one of the nurses Do my ass if you want to live the nurse was crying and panicked but ran forwards and delver thumb directly up my asshole I came instantly and brown mints shot out of my nose as I tried to swallow the tidal wave have come My little brown finally flopped onto my belly defeated the room fell silent I saw my opportunity and bounded backwards all the fucking way home to my underground tunnel system I still think about that day now and smile Fuck Man, have you ever tried to suck yourself off? Oh, that's horrible. Yeah, you remember it Imagine getting castrated. What's that? Have you ever tried to stick your dick up your ass? I've watched you do that many a time on a fucking off on the fucking kick-ons come I've watched Michael fuck himself at least ten times come who can say that Who can say that here? Can you say that Matt? You've watched a mate fuck himself You've already done it. You've only watched yourself fuck yourself Fuck me dude. That was that was pleasant. Well, um Yeah, wow, so your therapist wanted you to get castrated That must have been like man, do they do that in real life? They do chemical castrations Oh, yeah, like what what do you mean if you're a pet pee to fall? Oh, I'll They inject your nuts with some shit and it makes it so you're not horny anymore or some shit Dennis Ferguson had it done to him Oh, really? Yeah, are you lying? No, okay Fuck, I didn't know that that was we should do that for a video through does chemical castration work Is it a forever thing? I think so. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, maybe it's a strong maybe all right. Those are the diaries this week Matthew Brown. Oh There's a rough one sorry about that mate Anyway next segment has been renamed to What would you like? Michael nearly passed out and I think we'll have some questions, please Matthew questions Yeah, let's go some questions from you guys Now remember if you want us to answer your question We gotta do is comment on the YouTube channel and whichever comments have the most likes They're the ones that we read out. All right So fucking have a scroll through see which questions you like and whilst to answer give them a like and comment your own Questions see what happens. Hey saw some comments people noticing Michaels have Michaels physique has changed. Do you see those comments? Yeah, I got a question about Hmm. I've lost I'm five kilos less. Yeah, but you fucking I've been putting cuts in my body Fucking I don't think he has count. He's fucking or card come to Michael is looking very handsome and swallowing 27 fucking lies 28 likes young wow people are people are seeing it. See there you go now. I feel happy Question Smell like me at all by the way you getting whiffs of this. I Don't know what you what you saying man. Okay Top question. So top questions from Austin Keats If money and Michael could live anywhere in the world, where would it be besides Australia? Somewhere somewhere tropical and like Maybe With the whole fucking fan bam, I'd probably fucking flee to like Fucking China the motherland. Yeah, China. Yeah Set up shot there Michael I'm gonna say Scandinavia. Yeah, you can't decide on which one. Yeah, be like a Norway or a Denmark or something I'm gonna be a small island somewhere a small island. Well, I like nah, it's too many too many bloody people there Yeah, like really small like go. Yeah, the best island I've ever been is Kaurang in Cambodia You'd like that island. It's very remote. It's like the movie the beach the closest thing I found and just yeah Live there and how it makes me want to travel talking about countries. Oh, we will Here we go. Are you fucking lovely shit? All right All right Second most like question came from questin There's a few questions flowing I guess you can take the question questions. Oh, it's not about questin It's from questin question for the podcast Michael Michael when you went to Thailand. Did you sleep with any lady boys? If not, would you consider doing it? He says he's been to Thailand five times and he ended up doing it the last time he was there And it wasn't too bad Michael has fucked a lady boy, but he didn't know I was a lady boy But yeah, he has fucked a lady boy I reckon it'd be hard to do No, just be like if I was bomb. It's just like fucking a girl's bum. You've done that before just fucking other bum You fucked a bomb you can fuck any bum anyone has a bum you can fuck it if yeah, man You'd have to be so like swapped so horny and so drunk and it couldn't be sex It'd have to be head. I'm sure it has happened accidentally surely. Oh, yeah. Have you seen that video? It's like a snapchat. Yeah, I have the English dude. Yeah What's he calling calling her? Oh the thing? Yeah, no Yeah, like I'm it's not a bad blight bloke or no Yeah, Jimmy or Jo Joffrey Oh, dude, it's it's like comedy porn That's what reminded me of that. But yeah, fuck if I was drunk enough I don't think I'd go sex. I'd have to like I could kiss it. You could kiss it a bit I could probably receive that'd be a bit of shame the next day. I've got a theory. There's a lot of people Get addicted to the the attention they get from When they go there from they don't get that attention in normal life So when they go over there and they get all this attention Well, I think like old dudes in general go over there just because that the amount of prostitutes there are It's like they're in heaven exactly and patio funny little story here I've said this before probably but that's where I first found out what prostitutes were when I was like eight years old We're in patio, which is like one of the sex capitals of Thailand. Did they try and fuck you? No, I'll bet I mean Patty, it's it's not a tear. Fuck. All right. I like I don't like my sister split up with me and my father and as we were walking past the bars All the prostitutes pulled us in and dad's like no Michael and I was like we're going in there at eight years old Yeah, well, I was maybe ten years cost and then I was like because I just couldn't believe it Like why are these pretty girls giving me attention? Then they sat me up in the bar like who's your mom? I'm your mom now blah blah blah. I was like what's going on dad Dad's like we got to go and then he explained what sex I think explain what sex was but prostitution's were prostitution was and What they wanted from did your dad hit any or shoot any no He was very respectful and just pulled me out and had a big grin and said thank you, but no, thank you Did he then toss it where do you get that? Yeah, it was a weird day. This is what they do son Oh All right next question cut that I had it cut that question Yeah, that was a fucking shit question. We're not gonna tell you whose question that was all right next question is from snakes makes Who was more sexual when they were younger question or Matt Matt what do you reckon? I'm gonna say definitely me. Yeah, you were definitely the more because you were the one who got him into it Question was just an innocent little boy before you wrapped your fucking hands around his little cock and showed him out Do what you do come on new sex come Next question is from Noah. You fuck hard Why is Julian so gross and yucky? I don't know what Julie gets labelled as that. It's actually quite beautiful. He's very handsome Well compared to you know, especially even Michael. He's he's more hygienic and doesn't drink piss and shit Julian's just I guess Jillian's just fucking disgusting because Some of his values character Like fucking spray-pain trains and fucking Skype parks Fingers and scooters and shit next question is from GR Freeman one If the purge was a real thing, what crimes would you guys commit all of them commit all of them? I'd know I go straight to the chemist Just steal Yeah, steal, but you might have to murder people in your way You wouldn't be the only cunt gun on the camera. I wouldn't be able to kill someone Would you do that? Well depends if they'll come on at me with crazy looks in their eyes Yeah, wow, okay, and I had to protect if those bozzly in the corner and someone's trying to cut him up for meat I'd happily happily stab a woman to death I've thought about it Only if they come in at bod so it's okay coming at anyone if I see him walking in any direction whatsoever. I'll attack him That's a threat. Yeah, I mean in the purge though. Yeah. Yeah, of course not not on a bloody Tuesday afternoon Not normally out of coals come to only specifically the purge Whoa, I knew I knew Next question is from Emmanuel This is blocked. How did you guys manage to get to the peak of comedy above everyone else? Well, it's not something that you can really answer cuz You're born with it We were born this good. We will die this good. Yeah, we can't lose this skill. We can't add to this skill We are the best and we were born the best It's like it's like being born with blonde hair and people being like, how's your hair so blonde? It's like your last name fucking born with it. You're born with your last name Sometimes you have to discover your secrets though We didn't know that we were the best at this when we were kids We had no idea. We just thought we were just like normal every day other people It's only when we're in our mid-20s that we found out we were actually Superhuman yeah, like and when we found out well, holy shit. It's like finding out your fucking superhero. It's pretty surreal We save lives Honestly, we're making a difference man. You're laughing, but we are we are making such a big difference and that's like and that's honestly that's true So yeah, you're born with it. All right, but you just gotta you got to see what your skills and talents are You know, you might not know it. Everyone is has a superhero buried Deep into their fecal matter, but you just got to figure out what it is And when you shit you always got to look at your shit dig around this clues That's why we always laughed when we shot that was the clue, right? The fucking shit was so funny. It's like fucking hell I'm not even trying can't match. Yeah It sucks shit. Yeah, like everyone comes over there like man your thoughts are And they are they're fucking shit all over them and that's fucking hilarious. That's our clue So just dig through your shit and find out what your talents are and hone in on that and you can be a superhero too Everyone's got superhero in them and most people don't figure out what it is. Where is it? Look at that shit bring someone send us some capes. Yes. Oh a science tape Holy shit sift through your shit. We know we got the capes with the robes with the badges It's next question Next question is from Matthew Knowles. What is Marty? What is the wildest thing you've ever done at a party? Specifically you Cuz I know one of the wildest thing was the oh man One new year's he was just naked the whole night, dude, and this wasn't like a normal party This is like one of shammies. Oh, it's just the one with the underwear was just ripped. He ripped his underwear off He's like boys. No, it was look If I'm just standing in front of you it was covered, but there was a huge gaping hole on the side of the Underwear so when I walked and my legs would shift the ball bag would pop out every step I took ball bag ball bag ball bag With every step and then you like you he'd stand up in poses like with his leg up and his dick would just be hanging Really disgusting. Yeah, dude. That was so funny all just to make us laugh You were known as like such a freak There was no talking to us. It was just get as fucked as you can and make people laugh The most fucked thing I'm trying to fucking remember what's some of this shit that we've done Oh, we used to do some pretty fucked up shit, too There's been I've done it with Henry and I've done it with Michael We would everyone to be asleep We'd be up staying awake kicking on and then we just go to whoever's throwing the party their kitchen open the fridge and just piss all over all through their fridge all through their pantry and You look we were young and it was disgusting behavior But we just became very destructive Destruction to us we had like and we didn't Henry named them destruction to is like you go out and you just break shit throughout the house Yeah, and very Disrespectful remain and you know, it's there'd be we'd we'd just be as more as weird and Standing out as much as we could a party. So we just did whatever we could to do that We run a mark man, man, we ran to a mark all over the place I was a mark like all over the walls and inch thick I Next question I'll try and think of a better answer for that because I'm sure there's something there's I'm sure there's a story there somewhere But anyway, yeah, it was where shit would get weird. The show me party was definitely a nice story Yeah Next question is can you explain for us? American folk what the difference is between a ute and a truck? Are you in a in Australia is like a car with a tray on it be a pickup truck America, wouldn't it? I don't know. I'm just gonna explain what they are in Australia And your Americans can just sort your own bloody definitions out All right, are you just a car with a tray a truck is a truck a big thing of semi-trailer Yeah, like a thing that it like something used to move house something that drives with huge loads So that's the difference. It's like a truck is a big a much bigger than a ute You're right about this blocking. It's pissing me off. I told you man. I warned you ages ago So yeah, that's the difference next question is from James Kirk Patrick Boys, would you ever go in a van and travel around the country or the world doing your pranks and podcasts live? It's funny that you fucking say that fucking Jimmo because we're about to buy a big old van, aren't we? We're finally, you know, we finally we've saved up some money and now we're going to buy a big van We can put so we don't have to fucking get into Julian's little bloody Audi Well, we can't there's no room to put any props or anything. I don't want to like mess anything You're gonna make the Marty and Michael van. Yeah, we're gonna get a big Van and we the back will be for filming shit and then we'll be able to just fill the rest with like six people And then we can go on road trips. We're gonna go alien hunting. We can do a live podcast somewhere Good live podcast somewhere. We can we can just drive around and just go and shake people's hands, man Yeah, dude, it's gonna be good. We've always wanted to go to Perth Hundred yeah, me too. It's just the other side abandoned towns in Perth We'll talk later. Sorry Next question is from Leo Matt, are you jealous of questin's hair? Why would I be jealous? It's pretty thick and full hair. That was one thing that stood out. I prefer I prefer the shave Yeah, well, look, it was very thick and it was very full head of hair. I noticed that and it was quite healthy So, you know each of their own but yeah, like I would think about this He might have hair, but you've got fucking two eyes I'm way better looking than questin. Yeah, I'd rather two eyes I think you guys just different hot. He's like more of a quirky hot and you're like more like mainstream hot Man, no question, but he but goth chicks would probably like question. Yeah, someone did say he looked like Jonathan Davis from corn Next question is from oh my god. Next question is from questin brown another questin has appeared My god, this is pretty this is definitely a questin question Boys would you rather drink a cup of your mom's period or your dad's sperm? Oh, man easy Dad's sperm. Yeah, dad's sperm hundred percent. It's it's like it's it changes it It's if it's the opposite sex with family. Yeah, it's at least if you with your dad. He does like look Let's just get this done and we can move on from this with mom. It's like and say that it's blood Yeah, definitely, I've heard about you know Taylor talks about the blood closh Oh I'd even prefer to drain a cup of dad blood from his dick put a slice down the shot I'd rather drink that than period blood. This has gotten out of hand. What these people ask these questions and we must be honest Because yeah, and Yeah, I've already done like what no you haven't done anything. I've done my own. Yeah, that's enough Next question is from Matthew cook. What are your favorite movies? I Like comedy sale I could be a comedy fan anchorman hot rod like top three Anchorman hot rod and borat Hot rods good and commands. All right borat is good The beach Yeah, Titanic and Billy Madison And I'm gonna chuck a fourth one in say Freddy got finger Yeah, Freddy got finger is also good. We're not. Yeah, but yeah comedy is a good But fuck the beach if you haven't seen it is great Titanic is just if you want to feel emotions and cry like you've been to Thailand in the movie the beach There's a scene at the start where he goes. Do you want to drink snakes blood? Is that possible to do there? Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, it is I've seen it I'm pretty sure. Yeah, probably I'd say so. Yeah, it's everywhere. I never just don't fucking have a sip. Can't do. Yeah So next question is from Daniel Smith Sorry, I just read the question Next question is from Daniel Smith Who would win in a suck-off between requiefton and question and a suck off? Well requiefton doesn't have a mouth yet So and I feel like question I remember laughing at requiefton. Is that a girl? That's Matt Brown's old creature that he made out of tits and Requiefton, that's it. Yeah So requiefton can't suck but and queston had these yeah, you could see very defined neck muscles I Assumed to yeah, so I reckon queston for sure would be able to suck come out of you whether you are hard flaccid a Sleep unconscious. I reckon you'd be able to get something out of there even dead. I wonder if you could just Suck until something came out on a flaccid dick. Yeah, I reckon you could yeah my little science experiment there Is it me and julian? Do you reckon? Oh, this is a weird one say someone's been dead for two weeks No, I'm gonna go with one hour. No, yeah, that's do you reckon you could and it's a boy Do you reckon you could jerk them off and they'd still come no no no no because all the harder wouldn't be pumping Yeah, but I'm pretty sure all the bodily fluids As it's decomposing. I'm pretty sure they all seep out seep out. Yeah. Yeah, they blow it up and seep out I think I wouldn't know I haven't seen one Yeah, we We have we have seen a body. All right. We watched him die right in front of us He was shot because he was abusive to a tie Prostitute and we walked around the corner right after the gunshot and we stood there and watched him bleed to death We told that story and we have said that he was season one something season one That's where all our good stories are we've run out Well, no, we haven't run out is this something we can't really say yeah And there's a lot that we can't remember either because of the bloody the the effect that these drugs have on Henry it's like it's gone It's completely gone and it's definitely changed our personality. All right a couple more questions and we're gonna move on Question and next question is from Steven Lucia Has Michael picked a new shower curtain yet? No I don't know. He's got toilet paper though finally Julian after two and a half weeks Oh, Julian bought it Julian remember he ran out. He's like I can't fucking deal with this anymore And he drove to the shops and he didn't just get the cheap stuff. He got like the really expensive Biggest amount too. Yeah, and he's like now you better have it for like a few weeks. Yeah Yeah, there you go one final question for this week. It is from Brian Childers Money Michael did either of your parents ever tell you that you couldn't hang out with each other at any point in your friendship No, I never said that those different mum never mum you she couldn't really tell me who to hang out with on or not and She didn't really Yeah, I never really fucking Brought mates around and stuff. So I was just so yep see a mum on weekends and then I just leave and come back on fucking Sunday night And good night mum go to bed But no, she fucking she thought Michael was fucking weird sometimes weird as fucking fuck Rings the doorbell on Christmas Day and what did you say? Oh? I'm not wearing anything Yeah, I was picking me up to go so you go get fucked up on Christmas Day I'm gonna get fucked up on drugs and piss and I'm having fucking Christmas breakfast with mom and Michael rings the doorbell And mum was like, oh come on. I'm have some food and I'm not wearing any clothes. I think that they could all hear me I thought it was his Marty on the phone So the whole fucking family heard it and I don't know why I don't think I had any clean clothes You just rest he was poorly dressed, but what came out of his mouth was I don't have any clothes I think I was literally in like underwear because my clothes were at James's I think I didn't have shoes on and you had some grotty shorts on or some shit Yeah, and yeah, she definitely my mum loves you. Yeah, she thinks it all the stories I like I think so. Yeah, like she I definitely You've tried to blame everything that happened in that house whenever you were accused of something automatically would blame Maros You've gone and shat in the lawn. Oh, it was Marty. Oh Yeah, there's been some weird times you were my scapegoat, but like All in all, yeah, my parents definitely think I reckon you are not all there But like you're more there than I am a part of me is not here Yeah, but yeah, it's it's worked out. Well, I saw also before we move on I saw this comment that I would like to I've got comments as well. Yeah. Yeah. I just saw this way to go something about drugs Yeah, yeah, I've got it. Hang on. It's just yeah. Oh, yeah, here we go from Corey It's not a It's not a Monday. It's not very likes. Yeah, then yeah, I'd actually I've got it somewhere there But yeah, go for it. So Corey has asked how many caps or for how long were you guys doing it for? Was doing 10 plus every weekend for nine months. Ha ha kind of worried about my brain now. Yeah, that's probably a bit much man That's fucking I think the most we ever did and we got some Good shit with the some of the the scarier sessions was we would do More than that have been in a very short period of time because we'd be forgetting that we just had so and those Were the ones that really truly fried our brain, but I with MDMA I would fucking even if you just cycle through and maybe one weekend do something else and and then because MDMA every weekend Yeah, you will fucking have Alzheimer's by the time you're 40 come I've been around you guys so bar while you're on MD and I remember watching you guys take it when literally like two or three minutes Later gone. Hey, we've got to take another one. It's been a while. Yeah, it's just every I've had to go I've had to go stop I've had to like stop use Yeah, and that and sometimes I put a timer on when we're having kick-ons And that saved our life sometimes because we'd be like have one I'd start a timer and then we'll just be sitting there forgetting what we're saying No, so another one looked down two minutes ago, and then they're like, oh fuck that's right. I'll start a timer I mean Stay away from it, but just do it now and then. Yeah, MDMA is MDMA is a fucking and it's better It's more fun if you do a little bit every now and then like it has more of an effect if you're pumping out 10 every weekend It's pointless because you just fucking digging your holes into your brain. It's not you don't even get high feeling it Yeah, because all your serotonins or flush a cock I'll count We're getting on with time so do you want to jump to a secret? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? All right guys next segment has been renamed Yeah, there's a segment where we answer your where we read your secrets anonymously where you send us the crimes that you've done and That's it. That's it secrets and crimes that you guys have done. I love this shit, man Secret for the podcast. I recently attended my best friend. Oh, sorry. I recently attended my best friend's 21st birthday bullshit At a bar in the city His entire family attended at the end of the night I was saying goodbye to everyone and I took a taxi home with his mom and his dad as they lived close to me And he lives in another direction. Oh Wow, this is good already. I know where this is going now in Now in my group of friends, I'm known as the lady killer I'm pretty lucky with the good ladies which my friend which my friend's parents knew it's truly in In their drunken chatter. They asked me what my wildest experience was I told them my story and they laughed and said I was a rookie My best mate's dad dead set look me in the eyes and said come and see me when you have watched to 18 year old spit roast your wife While you pull yourself off in the corner and then you'll have a wild story to tell Shit My father said that to my friend I'm sorry this continues He's gonna fuck his fucking best mates mom. Yeah, it's gonna be fun We got to the house and they invite and they strangely invited me in for drinks. I don't know why I said yes, but I did I Sat in the living room My best friend's parents that have known me since I was a kid and watched them completely strip off and start fucking Straight in front of me. Oh my god. I was frozen with fear and was so scared But they invited me to join in in a very kind way that I couldn't resist and I had a wild threesome with my best friends parents Even the dad the dad fucked him What yeah, wait, it doesn't say it just says he has a threesome She he says it was like porn and we finished like it. We were porn stars afterward they said it's our secret and No one will know since then I've had up to four different sex sessions with them both Oh, and attended a sex party. My best mate knows nothing Fuck your it's gonna come out. It's gonna come out one day. How do you hang out with your best friend? Imagine if I was fucking having threesomes Come them names out come cut them out the names out cut that corner God on a fucking headlock behind us. Oh, man. Yeah, that would change things Make the friendship different. Yeah, there's no way even like if his friend found out it'd be but no It's the I couldn't live with that. They'd be like fuck. How do you hang out with him anymore? Everybody feels it every like DNM you have with him is just like I think you do to think of the other side What about the parents mad you find out your parents fucked one of your friends? Yeah, that too You're ruining your yeah Fuck yeah, and your family and yeah, you're ruining his whole life because he can't But we can't fucking just three throwing stones. It is sick Crazy man, I could never do that with my girls. It was such a good story, but part of me was wanted a few more details I guess I think I like that's yeah, good secret. What's your name? It's it's something from the movies. That's something that you see in the movies. Like I'd probably suggest stopping it Yeah, you've had your fun now. You've done it. Don't don't do the turn the other cheek and like get out now Cuz it's it seems like it's already too late if they're fucking every chance they get offering you threesomes Best mates gonna come home one day and see you pile driving his mom and he's your dad having a bat He's gonna fucking have a heart attack Oh, yeah, that's gonna change his life Imagine if he joined in and then the like and then the guy telling the secret is all the fuck never best mates He a fucking his mom. Yeah, well, it could get weirder. It could always get weirder the fuck Yeah, rock and roll man. Anyway, that's one of the good ones. We've had in a while. Give that guy a very good pat on the back All right, next segment next segment has been renamed to This is a segment where we just open shit that you guys send to our PO box So fucking if you want to send us some shit we open everything live here's the address there and Fuck and send some shit. Here we go. All right. You guys love this segment apparently so we can take our time and open everything right we have a Package here from Greg. I'm not gonna read his last name in case He doesn't want us to open this on my dad. This one hasn't got a name on it to Marty Michael love Cindy. Oh Cindy this might be from you too because Yeah, another a key ring who I get so many shit all these little things from China like scissors or some shit. Yeah Yeah, well, so it's like a key ring. It looks like shit. Oh, you can put that on your chalk. I might yeah, I'll put that on my hearing Thank you. Does it feel funny? Yeah, it does feel big gross. Hey, does it feel like poo? Actually Man, I get so nervous keys opening these fucking boxes. Hey, especially our last week's one exploded Yeah, we still are you clean up all the glitter Michael? He's a good boy I mean, it's the brown man. Fuck me. Can't do all right. So fucking. Thank you There's all these little gag gifts that I can use To make my life funnier. I Said they're the exploding golf balls. So we got exploding golf balls Fucking just throw on the ground and see what it's like. No, let's let's get people with them. And then we have This oh So you put this This is clever. Look, so you put this on the exhaust of any car and it whistles like a motherfucker Is it hard like easy does it go on all like that doesn't look like that goes over and exhaust exhausts are bigger than that I'd be into an exhaust Okay, mixed powder into hot food or drink. I was just thinking with your exploding golf balls What if you went to a Victoria Park in the golf range and just drop it into someone's? Yeah, yeah, so off of that. Oh And watch them hit it. Yeah, I love that idea. You like that. Let's get heaps of these and get heaps of people with it Make a compilation. Yeah exploding golf balls at the golf range. Yeah, I'm sure in them It's like it's like a little You never gonna prank someone on the golf course is they always hold on to their own ball. Yeah, I know But golfing range Yeah, I would like to see that I would I don't know what belching powder is but apparently you put this in people's food and drink And I guess it makes them belch So, um, yeah, thank you for that. We got some cool little fucking pranking gifts there and would trust me This is trying to use them all to the pixel shop The pixel shop. Yeah. Oh Wow When smoker a cut and Bob the bill the holdings fucking shit, that's a cool little sticker that someone sent us Wow, it's different when's smoke. Oh cool. Thank you. And that's from Fuck them put their name on it a lot of people don't put their name That's okay. All right. I got a letter here. And what is this? Lepiphet be someone who makes everybody feel like someone. What is this? Well, wait, I think maybe the pixel shop so the pixel shop. Are you these are papers Michael look We got someone sent us some papers. Let's see what it says on here. It's probably fucking Julian isn't Hey boys warm regards from Montreal, Canada I fucking I hope this makes it to you but keeping up with your shenanigans for fuck many years now I hope someone fucking gives you a medal for all the good you put out into the world. See Canadians are sick man. I fucking love them. Anyway here are some rolling papers We developed cannabis is legal in Canada land But the stigma still exists now mission is to break that it isn't going very well a stigma is very strong That's why we put the quote on the inside of the pack to remind everyone to be the best version of themselves and to be Authentic while they do so lastly I'm sorry to sign this rather anonymously, but I work for a big firm and my reputation with my peers would Suffer if they knew I had a passion or interest in marijuana fishing wishing you the best Lepiphet IG I don't know if he wants me to read. I better not read that That's following my life. Yeah. Yeah, I like this guy too. Thank you fucking heaps this guy You're fucking exactly Message inside of it be somebody who makes Everybody feel like somebody and like such a nice message and we can jump on board with this man Trying to kill the stigma that is attached to weed. Yeah. Oh shit. Look at that already. Oh You scared me the fucking little key ring shit spits out fucking tongue. Oh Oh, it hurts ready. Oh, yeah, that's enough. Okay Dear Marty and Michael you guys are so fucking funny that you give me Erections and I'm nine years old This letter gets to you And you give me a good feed back Love you PS mighty Michael if you see Julian kick or punch him in the nuts So he comes so hard that he can't reproduce and have kids Very good. Thank you for that The love shout out to all those kids who watch our shit Fuck me if they're a kid imagine if I haven't an audience of kids in front of us and saying the things that we do I feel a bit rude a bit naughty. Yeah, it's definitely not made for kids But whatever I guess it makes sense that we're influencing kids go up. So like remember when you were young. Oh, yeah, oh I remember like I get it. I'd be fucking watching this shit, too So this guy's just sent us a bunch of like facts and stuff about the memes. I guess you'd call him about Hitler So, yeah, thanks for that. We get sent that we it's always different, isn't it? It's always something new you never know Never fucking know with us. Do you make golf balls? We're shit for yeah, we're souls. We've got bloody. We've got some bloody papers But we'll come in here for you. Hey, you fucking use that. Oh, yeah. Hey. Yeah Fucking I can't well fucking keep sending in your secrets and your crimes Let's try and extend that segment and also don't forget if you want us to explain something comment it and just start it With like explain this. Yeah, and then what you want us to explain and we'll have a fucking digger to come Should we do any more? Do you know what I think we should do a prank call it is prank call time This one is quite controversial. This is one of the most craziest things we've ever done man Michael's been saying fuck. I just want to pay someone to toss me off and fucking suck my dick I don't want to fucking meet girls in all way I just want to pay someone to suck me off and and jerk me But I don't know how to ask that, you know I don't know how to find out which massage parlors are the ones who give happy endings So Darren is gonna save the fucking day So Darren's gonna call around and see if we can't find a place, right? That does it. So I'm gonna have to be subtle in the way I ask Cuz they're not just gonna say yeah, yeah, we toss off. I wonder if the cops have got their like phones tapped Yeah, probably remember they had that one with the Ipswich man. Oh, yeah, I did hear about that. Yeah, every single like Julian tells me they all do it I've heard some like through work people like I've heard some pretty Funny like like they reckon like nearly every single one does it really yeah, so well, let's find out I'm not gonna read out the titles of these just because I don't want to like send anyone a jail So, yeah, maybe kind of believe that if they say they say their sort name We're gonna have to bleep that shit too, but I'll remember it for you All right Do they hey Hello Yeah, okay. My name Darren you guys do massages, right? He's got any space like available maybe like tomorrow night. Yeah tomorrow night What time I'm thinking like maybe I finish work up like 5 30 So I'll get you boys by like 6 30 or something so about 6 37 or something if he's got something there, that'd be bloody smack on Ah Yeah, but can you call tomorrow cuz I'm not sure who gonna work tomorrow Yeah, no worries. What what kind of massages you do there by the way is it just like deep tissue on that or is it like Relection right so I've got some pretty sore spots like around more body and that so you could like get in there and really like Work this the spots whatever I say so on that Yeah Right, so if I've got like because I do like lots of heavy lifting that Lots of lifting like up and down with my legs and that sort of like the inch inside of my legs like up Where the legs like me my body just inside of my legs is is quite sore and also My buttocks as well. They're like it's not heaps tired a like it hurts to walk in that So just be like the ass and like inside Leg if you do know what I mean Yeah Yeah, so like you do that, right? I see you do arse You do you do arse massages, right? Okay, great and like with the oil and that like that's like that's fine to get like if some if some of the oil gets like on on me like on my like Like sensitive bits like that doesn't matter, right? That's like the type of oil that's allowed on there Yes, you can like if you don't want all you you can just talk To to who gonna massage you right? Right, and don't use all your regard Lotion as well and it's definitely like a chick chick doing on that. It's definitely a chick massage. Yeah, it's not some dude Oh What's that? It's definitely a female giving me a massage. It's a woman, right? It's not a guy or nothing Yeah, right, okay, so like if like if my sore spots like right Like I wish I could show you the spot. It's like it's like right down down there like in between my legs, right? We're like Where that that spot is that's where it's like most sore. Do you know what I mean? Yes, you can just tomorrow and Tell her where you want a massage and she can give you a good massage Okay, good cuz like I got kicked in the nuts like a couple of weeks ago And like there's still a bit like sore on that so like if I need my nuts Like massage and that like use do use do that to my nuts and my my young fella They're a bit buddy You know what I mean you guys bloody and give them a bit of a fucking touch up to You want me to ask someone tomorrow Yes, you wouldn't mean awesome like just walking with my ass out. Is that what you mean awesome? Yeah, what so you want me to walk in with my pants down tomorrow and to be showing my ass to whoever is massaging me You just talked to the girls Where you want and what pressure you want you just talk to the girls Yeah, I'm just I'm just making sure before I come in right that arm cuz like even like the inside in between my Cheeks Cuz I'm not working tomorrow Yeah, but I'm just you can call but I'm just No, I'm just making sure that you do these types of massages right because I don't want to come in and then the lady That's working there tomorrow say oh, no, sorry. I don't do that So I've just got one more specific sort of spot like in between my ass cheeks. I guess you could say like Tomorrow you can just You want me to ask tomorrow Right, okay So I call back tomorrow, right and then I find out if the lady there can pop a thumb in my ass and also toss My cock off till I come in a blanket Is that is that right? All right, no worries. Well, I'm gonna come in tomorrow and expect a bit of a toss and Quick pop a thumb in the ass as well. How's that? All right, no worries darling. I'll fucking see you tomorrow Darling darling darling Oh Yeah, it's she's like straight out pretty much just said yeah, we will fucking toss you off. Is that good enough? That's fine. I should have said tonight so she couldn't get around it because she's just like we need them to confirm that they can do this Let's do one more one more Hope is a different one Oh Yeah, good day, Kevin. My name's down. I was just quickly checking bit late notice I know do you some do you have a spot like an hour and a half like six thirty seven ish or he's done by like seven Right, we're finished at seven, but there is a there's an hour and a half at five thirty What about if I come because I'm locked done work now, right? I could probably be there by about six Yeah, you can do an hour. Yeah, buddy. Oh, all right. Well, let's bloody do that now Kevin before I come in What what types of massages do you do there exactly like do you do the massages or is there other someone else? It's just a full remedial time massage. Yeah, right. So What like because I've got like real tight spots Because I do a lot of lot of heavy lifting like with my legs and that so like up sort of Up like upper legs like in the middle of like my legs and that that's quite tight there and also like The the butt that my ass a bit just from lifting doing squats and that all day My ass is like quite tight. So so she can she can fix that problem, right? Yeah, and like I'm quite like stressed out tilt them on it. So like do you do like any like Additional stuff like on top on top of the massages or use use just strictly massage So if I chuck another 50 inch, you won't look Pop a thumb up in the ass or nothing What about what about just a quick toss? Oh, come on, Kevin You know what it's like bloody slave me slave me bloody work off. I need some some bitter relief, Kevin Come on, you can do it mate. Come on, Kevin. What are you doing? Your body throwing away money, mate. You're throwing money straight down. Oh, just give me your wife That was so hard Hard All right, that's fuck prank call episode number 29 where next week started the final 10 of their season That's fucking that's gone quick. That has gone Fuck me. This is fucking fine off gun. We've had a big season, man Yeah, I guess we fucking found out that Hamish and Andy weren't simulations. Yeah, that's Walking spin Shane Walker still spin. We are fucking called Corby almost became my girlfriend Dave. He was dated over a bit Something about Dave Hughes. Um, yeah I don't even know anymore Isn't that just so stupid There's no doubt about it everyone look the results are in we're the fucking best now There's a fucking teeth on the table, man If that's not proof of the best and I don't know who I am I can clean this shit up. We're the best episode dirty next week stay with it and stay strong question can get fucked