 Welcome everybody to our next session that always reminds me a little bit of ancient Rome and the gladiator games. When the Congress was still in Hamburg, I once saw HeboCon and I felt like I cracked a rib because it was really hilarious and I'm expecting the same for tonight. It's the kind of event that I fear once the machines rule the world, we won't be able to do it anymore, so we have to enjoy it as long as we can. So please welcome our organizer, Honky, who will first tell you some stuff about this event and what it is like and how the rules work and then we will see some awesome robot fighting. Enjoy and have fun and a big round of applause for Honky. Hi. I hope all of you have heard about HeboCon. Who hasn't heard about HeboCon yet? Ah nice, it's so many people. Okay, so the next 10 slides will be a paradise for you. HeboCon is Hebo what? It's from the Japanese word Hebo and it means something like poor quality, poor inability, crappy, embarrassing. We are all a bit Hebo, right? And some guys thought in Tokyo 2014, it's a good idea to build robots with them, just robots that are funny to watch and let them fight. We will see what is going on. So making things from trash, that's the most important part. I've seen a lot of people collecting up trash around the corners where we have been soldering and tinkering the whole time. And that's a good thing because we're making stuff alive again with simple electronics. So we use batteries and switches and stuff to make it move. Tinkering with kids and friends and all over all, it's just robots. HeboCon at 35C3 is, we've already done that in the department use. So there were like on the 28th of December we built about 50 robots, 50 robots with about 200 kids. It was really, really nice because it was a huge find and it was a lot of creativity going around. But all these robots traveled home afterwards. So today there were no robots. A lot of kids, we had 40 to 50 robots. The final has been recorded. Please have a look at it. It is really amazing. And thanks to all the participants and contributors who are working really, really hard. So we were like 10 people and it was really amazing. Thank you. So just not to use too much time, we are going about the rules. It's just quick and easy. This thing we have is like a plate in the middle of the table. It's about 50 to a meter. It's about it. It's two robots on it. If any of the robots fall off this plate or loses its possibility of mobility, it's over so he lost. It's okay for the robot to leave part of the area without leaving the plate. It's also okay to lose its head or parts of it. So as long as it moves it's really, really nice. So combat only starts if there has been one touch. So without a touch it's not a combat. I hope it doesn't happen too much now. But if it happens we will just redo the match quickly. When in doubt I will ask you because you are the audience, you are right. Just to make things a little less dangerous I thought it's a good idea to make some slight adjustments to this. So I wanted to have like 500 grams of robots, we will see. We have no high-tech, no remote controls, remote control are for losers. We are doing it live. No harm to people. I do not want to get anybody to be blind or harmed in anyone because it stops the laughs. If people get hurt nobody laughs. And we'll see if somebody just messed up with my last rule because I wanted to see if somebody does. So I wanted no epic laser sports. We will see. Okay that's all I want to say. We have been building 16 robots today. Most of the robots creators are here. So some are not. So I have like one or two or three we will see. Joker cards. If somebody is obligated to join in for these robot creators to maneuver their machines please feel free. We need six people. Come over there. Okay. So that's the tournament it's going to be. Any of the robot builders has the number one and two. Please come up the stage. 1 and 2. A bit off the boner. Okay. I have a bad feeling about this. No. One is there. Okay. So one free robot. Who wants to maneuver a robot? One people, one person. Okay. Nice. Come up. The good thing is. The good thing is he now can juice from a amount of robots. He can juice the biggest and largest one. So juice one of these please. Not this one. Nice. Okay. Let's get ready to fight. You have a ticket. Nice. One more person. Here it's used. No it's nice. Okay. So we do not have much time. Let's go on. What's the name of the robot to the left? Please tell us. Well we were thinking about the name for a long time but we came up with Sir Archibald Wax or just Schrubbi. Okay. For short it's one. And I call it now Wibbelsterts because it wibbled. Nice. Okay. Let's go. Wibbelsterts against number one. Okay. Now we have to find out where the switch is. You know where the switch is. Three. No it's not a voice activated. Come on. One. Two. Three. It's there now. Put it on. It's justified if there's a touch. No touch. No fight. Oh. Okay. There's no movement. No movement. Oh no. Come on. Come on. There's touch. There will be a touch. There I see it. There will be a touch. Ten more seconds. Come on. Ten. Nine. Six. Five. Four. Perfect robot operation. Now somebody needs to turn it off without dying. Okay. Next one. Come on. It's number three against number four. I need threes and fours over there. Okay. Wait. Wait. Wait. Hopefully it's not that one. So you are this number which is not 15 I'm sure. And feel free to choose. Left or right. Okay. Just to be quick about the rules. You can place it anywhere between here for you and there but for you. Oh. So. No, no, no, no. Not turn it on yet. Not turn it on yet. Sorry. Sorry. I'm going to ask you what's the number. What's the name of the robot? What's your name? What's the name of the robot? The name is Sumo Ringer. Nice. This is Hans Georg the Dinobot. Why Hans Georg? Because he's only able to move to the right. Nice. Okay. Come on. We have no more time. Two. One. Rock. Come on. Move. Hans Georg. Hans Georg. Come on. Not to the right. Move. Move. Okay. Let's do this again. Stop. Stop your engines, ladies and gentlemen. Hans Georg. Stop. Okay. Let's move them near together so that it will be attached in the next two minutes. Nice. Three, two, one. Let's go. Okay. Hans Georg is still on track. Oh, no. I see this is going to be like 10 minutes now. Hans Georg. Come on. Oh, no. So much beauty. So much destruction. And so much boredom. Come on. I mean, I mean, he's moving more than. Oh, oh. What's happening now? What's happening now? Sumo Ringer is leaving. Hans Georg is in mobile. I see it in the mobile. I give it like five seconds. Five, four, three, two, one. Sorry for the others. Hans Georg, stay left. Okay. Now it's about number six. No, number five and six. Number five and six. Anybody? Five and six. It's not on my table. Nice. So feel free to choose any side. I will take a quick note, I think. Because, okay. So it was number four and number two wasn't here, right? Was number two here or was number one here? Number one was here. So number two lost. Nice. Start from current slide. We'll see. Okay. I just got taking notes who's going to be in the final. Maybe that's important. Okay. Please, ladies and gentlemen, place your robots at the same time. Three, two, one, let's fight. Yeah. I didn't ask for the names. See, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. It's not over yet. Stop your engines. Stop your engines. Feel free to catch your robot. I mean, you maybe love it. It's okay. So number, your robot is called D. It's the cleaner. Okay. Nice. What's the name of your robot? The Alu Twister. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, just put it like next to each other and we see that there will be a touch. Three, two, one, go. There's a touch. I thought. Okay. Let's do this again. Come on. Just leave it on. Leave it on. It's nice. No, I mean leave the engines on. Okay. Three, two, one. Okay. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, you know the audience is right. I mean they're both crappy, right? Okay. Who? Do it again. Do it again. Okay. One time more. One time more. Just move it up from the stage. Nice. And put it on the stage in three, two, one, zero. Nice. Oh. No, no, no. Not you. It's just for me. Okay. I mean, we tried it three times. Who is for the cleaner? Who is for Alu Twister? Sorry for the cleaner. It was a nice fight. Thank you. Okay. Number. Which number were you, by the way? Five. Five. Okay. So it's seven against eight now. Seven against eight. Some sevens and eights around. Why are you laughing, guys? Holy crap. Has it this? Oh, no remote, right? Okay. No, no, no, no, no. You do not make the rules. It's me in the audience. Holy crap. When did you build this? It was the camp at 2015 where we had this shitty robot fights in a workshop tent. And one of the last robot standing was basically some PET bottles filled with sand. And I wanted to build something that can put that. It's only three minutes. Okay. Okay. I will see. Turn it on. At least turn it on. I will disqualify him anyway. Three, two, one, go! Ah, disqualified! No remote. Thank you for participating. Which number are you in with? So what's the name of your robot? Number eight. Number eight. Nice. So come on. Sorry. You want to say something? I'm really looking forward to build shitty robots on the camp next year with you. Let's do that. Okay. Number nine. Number 10. Please come up to stage. Nine or 10, please. That's lots of people. Nice. Okay. Cool. What's the name of your robot? Fuck the telecom. Are you part of the robot? No. Nice. What's the name of your robot? Yeah. It's called plastic. Nice. Okay. So on three, two, one, let's go! Okay. Just end this, please. Holy moly. Let's get it like two centimeters apart. Nice. Okay. Three, two, one, go! Attach! Somebody's traveling. Somebody's just moving in circles. So what's your number? Really good. Thank you anyways. It was a good robot. What's the number? Number nine. Nice. Okay. Number 11 and 12, please. 11 and 12. It's really, really late, guys. That's really astonishing. And they were building robots the whole day. I was there. Okay. What's the name of your robot? Hard case. Hard case of hard cheese. Okay. What's the name of your robot? It's a vampire. A vampire. We need to be not so loud. Let's keep it that way. Three, two, one. There's no contact to the earth. It's okay. It's not decided yet. Let's do this again. That was nice. Turn off your engines and let's do this. Maybe you go... Three, two, one, go! A touch! Okay. One more. Come on. One more. And afterwards it's the audience, not me, right? Three, two, one, go! Go! It's a touch! Okay. It's a draw. It's a draw. What does the audience say? Is it the vampire or the hard cheese? Vampire, please. Sounds hard. Sounds hard. Please stop clapping. Please stop. It's about hard cheese. We're really sorry about hard cheese won. Thank you very much. You will come back. Thank you for being up so long. Thank you for being up so long. I still need your number. Number 11111. Okay. So it's 13 and 14 now. This makes me believe we need another participant. Who wants to take a pic in our robots crate? You are here. Okay. You're just going to take a pic. Just choose the biggest one. Okay. This looks good. Where is 15? No. I mean, I mean, what does it mean? Where is 13? Number 13. Anyone? No, 13. But I need to be 13. 13, number 13. Okay. We need another participant. Who wants to control a robot? I mean, nice. Please take this and control the robot. It's this one. This one. Oh, that one. Not that one. And it blinks. Nice. Okay. Come on. Come on. We have only three minutes to fight. Okay. Okay. Think about the name. Think about the name. Okay. Where's the switch? You have like three seconds. Three, two, one. He has the switch. She has the switch. Wherever. Come on. Come on. Switch. It's there. Come on. Three, two, one. Go. What's the name of the robot? It's the bad, um, it's the bad doll. Nice. Tell me your number, please. 13. 13. I'm really sorry, but your robot was crap. So what was your number? Okay. Nice. 14. Okay. 15 and 16, please. 15 and 16. Oh, looks good. Do you know where the switches are? Nice. What's the name of your robot? Catnado. Catnado. What's the name of your robot? Der Schredder. Der Schredder. Catnado against the shutter in three, two, one. Go. Oh, that smells really loud. Okay. Yeah, no touching and stuff. No fight. Let's do this again. Let's do this again. Come on. Maybe two centimeters or something. Three, two, one. And no movement. Maybe one more touch. I mean, there's one active and one not very active one. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. No, no, no, no, no touching. Stop it. Yeah. There was a touch on the floor. Okay. One. Thank you very much. So it's a 16, right? So, hopefully the walk will see what I'm going to do now. Just show my screen for a shot. So if I was not too wrong, this should be the next consolation. So number one against number four, please. Number one and number four. Two. Okay. It was number two. I said if it's not too wrong. So this one I remember, it was something about Zumo. What was this one again? Number one, right? Yeah. I'll just call him Shrubbi. Shrubbi. Okay. Shrubbi against Zumo in three, two, one, go. Oh, no touch yet. Okay. Let's do this again. We need to touch. Oh, wait. It turns around. Maybe it's going to fall before. Now touch. Touch. Who's going to lose control of the area? Oh, no. I can't decide where to look. It's no. What? Now we need to do this again. Let's do this again. Come on. Do it. Okay. Two centimeters. Three, two, one. Let's go. I mean, it's going to be tired, right? Maybe. Maybe. Oh, no. Okay. Last try. Let's do this again. Last try. No, no, no. No touch. No touch. No, no, no lose. I mean, it's gone. The battery is gone. Let's just give it a spin. Okay. There's the switch. There is it. Okay. Three, two, one. There was a touch. I call it. I call it a draw. Let's the audience decide. Switch off your engines, please. Sorry. Turn it off. Turn it please off. Okay. So it was Sumo against Shrubi. Okay. Who's for the Sumo? Keep it calm. Keep it calm. Who's for Shrubi? Shrubi. No battery. More applause. That's amazing. Okay. There's one more trick to do. Here's a battery. Thank you, Sumo, for participating. Holy moly. It's number five against number eight, please. Five against eight. No robots from camp anymore. Okay. Alu twister and the other one was Lord Michael McMire face. Holy moly. Which number? It's number eight. Eight. Okay. Eight against the Alu twister. Three, two, one. Let's go. Come on. No, no, no, no touch. There will be a touch. I know it. A touch. There was a touch. I mean, this one moves, right? I mean, he's traveling some distance. Let's give it like five more seconds. Not to fall off the stage and call it a winner. Three, two, one. It's a winner. Sorry, Alu twister. There was no movement anymore. Okay. Number eight, one. Number eight, one. That's why some people have assistance. Okay. So it's number nine against number 11. Nine against 11, please. Sharp people. Nice. Okay. Let's go where? Nice. Come on. Not all of the same side. Okay. So do I need the names? Hard cheese. I remember. And this was something about Ken, right? What was the name? Baltic. Baltic. Baltic. Okay. Maybe a bit closer together. I like touches. Three, two, one. Let's go. Ah, no touch. Maybe. Oh, that was a touch. I've seen it. I'm pretty sure about 80%. More touches. Oh, no. No one's falling off yet. I mean, both are just turning. Oh, no. Ah, sorry, guys. Hard cheese was really, really great. Thank you for participating, especially if it was so late. Number nine. Number nine, nine, nine. Okay. 14 against 16, please. Okay. The Yvedalic, I remember. What was this? Oh, not another name. We've now upgraded from the Bad Dalek to a Dalek that hunts Gunther with his laser. Ooh, nice. No laser swords, guys. Three to rules. It's not a sword. It's just ranged. It's not a sword. That's what she said. Three, two, one, let's go. The movement, movement. Exterminate. Exterminate. Oh, no. That's the slowest starting fight I've ever seen. There's a touch at least. Who's going to be the winner? Exterminate. Exterminate. Really nice robots, but it's out. So, say the number. Nice. Number 15. Don't fall. That's interesting. He said 15. There was no 15 in this fight. We'll see. Just hopefully the video angel can now switch to see the tournament table. Okay. So, leftover four robots. Two, eight, nine and 15, I think. So, number two against number eight. It's the See Me Final. Where is the other one? Is it the battery one? I've got another battery. Here. Come on. Cool that you're here. Really nice. Come over there. Okay. It's Shrubbi against Lord Michael McMire thing. Okay. Which number? Number eight. Eight against Shrubbi. Three, two, one. A touch. One more touch. Who's going to stay longer? Whose batteries may not run out? Hard change. Nobody's off. Oh, another part is gone. 80 cents of luck. Oh. Oh. A touch. It's out. Number two is in the final by that. Do we need another battery? Just asking. Nice. Number nine against number 50. What? No, no, no. Keep it. Just let it there. Nice. I'm an angel too. It's now, it's, it's 15 against nine. Choose your sides. Let's do it like two centimeters or something. Two centimeters maybe in that direction. No, not you. It's him. Okay. Let's go it. Three, two, one. Fight. Now we need more less distance. Oh, wait, wait. No, no touching. Only with consent. Touch. Okay. That's on. What? It's really interesting. But no. Okay. Okay. It's now about who's going to stay longer on the stage. Taking any more bets now? Sorry. Sorry. But thank you very much. Save him. Number nine. Number nine one. Number nine was not part of this fight, right? No, it was with us talking. Another battery for free. So the final will be between number two and number nine. Both on new batteries. Shrubbi. Shrubbi against. Balzig. Balzig. Balzig. Let's call him number nine. Number nine against Shrubbi. I mean, we got enough time to make a best of three, right? Now let's take it one. It's just one round between Shrubbi and whatever number nine's real name is. Three, two, one. Go. No touch. No touch. It's going away. Let's do this again before it's dissolving. No power. How about they have a new battery? Change it now. Change it now. Come on. It's only a thousand people. Do, do, do, do, do, do. Okay, it's turning. Three. Are you sure? Two. One. Not quite sure. Was there a touch? No. Okay. Third and last round. There's an... Oh, maybe. Maybe. Maybe. No, not yet. Mm-mm. Oh. Thank you very much. That's one last sentence. If you want to have nice robots, please build them. I do not know how many nerds we need to build, like 16 of them, but it was not enough. Now, next year, let's do this together. I do this as a camp. We do it to do... Let's do this on the camp. Out of trash.