 Let me f*** your little papa. No way, no one knows. He may have a turn Brown. Let me have his little daddy. Oh oh. I was going to Send that to him. No, I see. I just picture his face, his poor innocent, innocent fatherly Facebook. It doesn't matter to me. Anyway guys, how are we Episode number 37 of similar of the Muddy and Michael Flea actual products. We have 37, 38, 39 to film, and then the live show, which is sold out now, everyone. It's fucking sold out. Congratulations, everyone. Congratulations. And man, we've had some wild shit happening. Man, we'll get into the weekend that just happened because Michael underwent a huge life event. Yeah, he did. That sounds like surgery, but it's not. Michael's, it's all purple? Yeah, holy shit. We posted a video to Instagram today with perfect kit. It was fair, though, everyone, you start yelling at me. It was he had just the same amount of shots on me and my dick. But it just so happened, I hit his first, and man, it hit you flush. It was, yeah, perfectly on the center of my dick, and now there is a bruised. It's all bruised. It's purple. Purple and brown. Purple and brown. And other than that, we've just been fucking filming our little fucking tits off because we're on holidays. Well, our time off starts in like seven weeks, and we've got the finale to organize, and we've got to film a bunch of shit so that during our break, videos can come out at all times without us having to do shit. So fuck, man, there's so much to do and it's stressful. But man, did we have a beautiful weekend, Michael? Yeah, holy shit, it was beautiful. Well, I get what they say the best days of your life are like your wedding day or having kids. So what happened to you on this weekend? Was it wedding or kids? Fully married. Oh, god, married. And just on that quickly, our wives will be joining us next week, all right? Our wives. Isn't that weird? We both have wives now. Yeah, I know. I keep calling a wife. It's fun. Have you hit her yet? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Just backs like that, hands. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She can't leave now, leave. It's sort of like a game. It's like nice, a nice hit. Little, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, I didn't mean that. I loved that. It was like flying around. That's what I meant. Just a little flick like that. You mean like, get yourself together. Max! It's like a kinky hit. There you go. So it's like, there you go, babe. But I've got a bruised dick. But anyway, so how was the wedding? What happened? Oh, man. It was so much fun. Did you go? It was a fun day. Yeah. We literally just like did the weirdest photo shoot in the morning. We were, James was getting ready with the groomsmen and Henry and little Michael, one of our friends from years and James and me and man, it was fun at the house before. And a nice camera, we did to do some photos and we just fucking had pillow fights and all these weird shit. Yeah, we did like a slow-mo where they sort of carried me in a wheelbarrow and we're like using tools like around me. Like as the whippersnipper near my head and like, yeah, a lawn blower. We got on the roof. You almost slipped to your dad. James's house. Yeah, we did. And it's not fucking. It's like slaying our roll. Yeah, it's not. It's not like ground roll. I'm fucking hot. Yeah. Stop it. It's fucking hot. We were burning and then Marty almost slipped. And then what else did we do? We fucking, we smoked cigars. Oh, what about the shower scene where you pop in slow motion? So the boys are naked around me and then I pop up in the middle and brush like my hair back. It got weird, man. This is a lie. No, and then I did, you know the like the dude from Billy Madison that goes, that is correct. Yeah, I know that guy. Well, I did the little like, oh, like bite at the camera. That is correct. Oh, dude, it was fun. We got weird. Yeah, and then we had a few beers and then the wedding was so fun. Fuck, I love weddings, especially when you like really know the person getting married. Well, it's so fun. When somebody you really know, it's the best. Because you know most of the people there as well. And it's just like fucking great. It's just one big excuse to have a huge party. I'm going to put it out there. Like top three speeches I've ever heard in my life was your wedding speech. Oh, dude. Yeah. He's people have said that. Yeah, all of Amber's family were saying it was the best speech they'd ever heard as well. But it was better for the people who were so close to you because some of the things that were said were so real. Oh, man. And he morphed that into this perfect speech. And so I'm laughing so loud I could hear myself echoing off the wall and Luke's like killed over like shaking and laugh down. I could hear George like, he laughs like a strange laugh. I was like, ah, ah, ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Real spaced out. It's good. Try the dust. Oh fuck. Like Count Dracula or what? Yeah, oh man. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Henry's partner with Shell. Yeah, she was like almost in tears. So funny. Oh man. We were just laughing. I laughed hard. I wish, now what I'm scared of is that we didn't record the speeches. Somebody did record Marty's speech. I saw a phone and I might have been a family member of Amherst. I'm not sure, but somebody was filming that. Good. Well, yeah, I can't believe I didn't get that. I should have told someone to film that. I thought that's Elias' job. No, no, he just did the ceremony. And then I thought someone would just use their phone for the speeches, but I forgot to ask someone. So you should ring him up and say, hey, you forgot to film the speeches. We told him to do that. I know, but it would be pretty funny if you turn it around. Maybe we could call him as like now and get really mad at him. As a liar? No, I'm lying because he'd just be like, wow, that guy's got some forgetful memory. He literally told me just to film the ceremony. Anyway, we could. Well, yeah, yeah, I fucking, it was just me pretty much roasting Michael a little bit. And yeah, it could have gotten a lot worse, but there are so many stories I could just never say to those people there. Oh man, some of them was like, yeah, it was like, we've done this together, people like this together. We've almost OD'd together. I was like, wow, that's like, that was heavy, but everyone laughs, so fuck it. I loved the long, you tried to break your record all the time for wearing underpants. The same one. Yeah, I forgot. Yeah, that was overseas, not at school. At school, it was not showering. Oh yeah, true. No, but I swear to God, maybe it was directly after school, but I remember you doing it where you still lived on. Oh, okay. Maybe I've done it a couple of times. You did not show. It might have been after high school, but you definitely did the underwear thing. When we were coaching, you'd always be proud of it. That and socks. Oh yeah, socks are never changed too. Yeah. James bought you to the video shop once. And then we'd always joke because you'd throw your undies out and just go and buy one more pair of undies. You'd have to come back to me, I remember. Yeah, you came to the video shop once and you hadn't showered in like five days. Well, my record, I think, was either two weeks or four weeks. I can't really remember. And the smell was, it's quite intense. Yeah, I guess you just gotta not care. James said he forced you into the shower. Man, your socks from coaching, that was so fucked after all. They were so hardened. Dude, hardened toes. I have world worst memories of like, and you're cleaning floors of deli meat. And it soaks through all my shoes that I wore, all my only pair of shoes that I wear to the deli, had holes in them. So my socks would always get wet every night and then dry out in the morning. I get fungal infections. I don't know. Maybe there is. Maybe you did and your body adapted. He is himself a fungus and a fungus just adds to him. He grows a bit taller. Yeah, fuck, I didn't. Well, there you go. But yeah, maybe we'll do some footage of this speech. We'll, I don't know, maybe we'll chuck it up somewhere. But yeah, it was a fucking fun night, man. Holy shit. So good. And man, just getting so drunk. It was so good to just let loose after the fucking speeches and just fucking skull. Fucking get that shit down my farthroat. The only thing I've realized is shit about weddings is 11 is too quickly. It's too soon to shut the venue. And then going out was so shit, man. It's too hard to coordinate it. Because especially at weddings, people get fucking hammered. So trying to get everyone in to a venue after a wedding is just a nightmare. So I just fucking didn't last long out. Just went home. Yeah, well, I'm glad we just sort of stayed in. Yeah, I went after. What else is going to say fuck? It should be, yeah, the venue should stay open until I'm at one or three. That would be way better, yeah. Because 11 comes around so quick. And we had an early wedding. So that was literally almost 10 hours of drinking for people. I think that's most weddings. So most venues kick you out around that 11. Yeah, they do. Most weddings start around five. They fucking shouldn't. This one started at three. I wonder if there's a venue that goes just, hey, we're going to lock all the doors up. You guys go as long as you want. Yeah, well, that's what. If Amber ever did a wedding space, I reckon we'd allow it till five. Five AM weddings? People would come to you. I would go to a five AM over. I know you fucking would. I would get fucking loose because, like, everyone would continue to get that drunk to you. You'd have the three-day bender wedding. You'd be so sloppy by three AM, I reckon, everyone. There'd probably be some shit would happen, like family members would start fucking each other and all this crazy shit would start going down. Punch-ups and stuff. A massive fight, fuck. Well, yeah, I guess it'd be a memorable wedding then. Yeah, a hundred percent. But yeah, that was very fun. That's what you could call your business, memorable weddings. Or just call it the AM bar. Remember? Remember weddings. Shalala. Oh, shit. Do the arms, too. Do the arms, too. Imagine if that was, we had a fucking airbag in that, and it went off. How's he's doing that? How's he's doing his motion, dude? Snaps his backpack off. He's just flying in the face, flying into the roof. I have enough to get to prove it. Secularity of flight, Adam! That's what you say to imagine that was. Oh, shit. Dude, it's crazy how airbags don't fucking kill the people that they're deployed on. Have you seen those videos of airbags in chairs? How is that fucking okay to come into your face? Yeah, I guess it's better than a hard, bloody wheel. Yeah, you wouldn't think much better. That's really moving quickly. Oh, man. We should try and get some just to see. I'd love to see you in a fucking airbag. Oh, dude. They're so shockingly loud. Set it up. So like, we don't know who, but it's like, we flip a coin, and whoever it lands on has to fucking get an airbag, go off at the live show. Or imagine this. But you don't know when it's coming. Oh, yeah, that would be so cool. Oh, my God. I'm just scared that I'll get hurt. And then that's it. Yeah, you can't get hurt. We'll get like a light one that doesn't deploy too aggressively. You can do it here, because if I got hurt, then you could just roll on. We could cut roll on. Dude, imagine this. A fucking, we buy an airbag and we put, for a video, just put down four pillows and you pick which pillow to sit on and whichever one, and then we just fucking blow it up until one of us goes launching. Well, yeah. Or an airbag in each pillow and then you lie down, they all go off at the same time. Oh, man. Or only one goes off. See, flip. Oh, fuck yeah. I don't know about that. You could also put them on like, if there's a way to do it, to put them on walls and stuff. Yeah. Because when I had the, I had a car accident and they all went off. It's like, bang, it's fucking terrifying if you don't know what's coming. Yeah, wow. And it's loud. Bang! Oh, but anyway, so Michael's married now. And yeah, well, I know we said we're gonna post my wedding footage, some of it. So we just want to wait for Michael's wedding. So now we'll just put it a little bit together and we'll just have one full episode of our wedding footage on the website. But yeah, we'll have to remove some stuff, you know. Yeah, make it sort of private. Yeah, you know. There'll be a lot of silliness in it. But yeah, you get the speeches, hopefully. Yeah. And fuck, that's what we're up to. Yeah, fuck, we've, what else has happened? What did you do Sunday? Somebody sent me a message out of the blue and said, Michael's staying at my hotel. Do you want to fuck with him? Oh, dude. And then he, did he admit it to you? Shout out to you, Peter. Yeah, I think that's the dude. He works at the hotel and he was such a legend. And fucking... Did he know, say he knew Matt? Yeah, yeah. He messaged him. He came to our live show last year. Oh, I don't know. What did he say? He said you were at the hotel staying there. He goes, if you boys want to get someone on the inside, now's the night. Oh, man. And we were tempted. Imagine that. We were tempted. He won their wedding night. He just set this fire alarm off in their room. He worked there and he said, if we ever need help with like electrical stuff, we've got his number. He gave me his business card. So he can do like our next event and further events for our lives. I wonder if he could, we could get a fence and he could make an electric fence and then we have to do that electric fence. We do daisy chains. I think it's more like audio electrics and shit. Shit! But... Yeah, I was thinking electrifying things too. Do you remember, did the circus ever come to town when you guys... Yes, Matt, yes! And everyone used to hold onto the fence together. No, I didn't go. I didn't go to the circus. I was at home. You didn't have to go to the circus. You just go there and look at the fence and one person grabs on to the electrical fence where they are, you know, the elephants. It goes all the way. And it goes through like six people and the last person gets fucking destroyed. Really? It was hilarious. Dude, are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, it was painful. That happens. We had to do that. Yeah, we didn't have to. It goes through everyone. I imagine having a hundred people, it would still do. I'm scared what if you got to like... I don't know, I saw like eight or nine, but if you got to like 20, I'm sure that'd kill someone, probably. It can't generate. You can't be a human. There surely can't be a battery. I can't, I don't believe that. It goes through everyone. I challenged that theory. We did it at school. Everyone used to link arms and hold on and they went straight through in the last person when you get destroyed. And that's why Billy was never the same. Yeah, that's so gross. I would be scared to get a fucking heart attack these days. I would get in a big shot. I'd be like, fuck, fuck your heart. I'd be like, fuck me. Cut it. Yeah. Oh, yuck. I still remember the feeling. It's such a gross feeling having electricity took a chunk out of the knife. I saw the... Cut through that fucking toaster cord and bang! Short circuit of the whole house and took a chunk out of a steel knife. Let me just break this down. You are cutting bread. No, I'm cutting... You put all these weight on the knife. I was next to him. Oh, you're cutting butter. Yeah, butter and the packaging of the butter was sitting over the cord. Put it on the cord, like a psychopath. Yep. I was stoned out of my mind and didn't realise. Yeah, I was right next to it. It was the brightest light I'd ever seen. Oh, man, imagine if I just died that day. That would have been so disappointing. Yeah, holy shit. That would be such a shit way to go. God, that would have been... Oh, what was he doing? It was so baked. Kind of a bit of cheese. What's the butter melted? No, it was cheese. Oh. It's fucking cheese. So it was. Butter. But yeah, cheese kind of is like butter. I'm really scared, man. We're putting together a fucking scare compilation video of all of Michael's scares from our last two years. Oh, man, we're fucking funny ones. The best ones on Marty, I've never gotten someone better. It was like, we just got up early for a gym session. It was probably like 5am, so he was so tired. And we were the only person in the gym, so I committed to, like, screaming. His face, if you pause it when you see it, was the most fear I've ever seen you have. Your scream was so good, dude. Yeah. Oh, my God. Good. You got me at the Toca Courts once, and I've never seen more fear in my face. Oh, yes. It's good, too. Ah! Mmm. We're going to have a massive, hard, socky bong break, and then we'll do these sponsors and fucking get in a Marty vs. Michael and Matt. Put it there. Brown. Not brown. I used to set up my army, man, and then throw tennis balls at one side of the room, and it would knock a few over, and then throw, like, a tennis ball as the other team. Okay. Fuck, it was fun. Oh, man, let's do that. I miss being a kid. Let's do that on the weekend. I don't understand your kid. As adults, we can buy lots of army men, too. We could just have a fun time. You wouldn't have had toys to fucking play with. I'm glad I'm not a child anymore. What was your best toy you had as a kid? Oh, we had, like, we did have, like, toys. What was your best toy, though? Like, I don't, like, what do you mean in terms of how much it cost? What was your brother's favorite toy? Probably tennis rackets were the biggest deal. What was your console in your house? Um, I think we did have a PlayStation. I reckon Marty had a PlayStation one. Oh, because I did game. But he was, like, 17. He was allowed a PlayStation one when he was, like, 17. That's so mean. No, we did have, we did have a fucking, um, we did game. Rob, was it in German? Yeah, yeah, we got the German kind, yeah. Because it's cheaper. It's cheaper. It's just, like, an aquarium with a little engine in it, and they call it... That's a fish tank. You just explained a fish tank. I don't think that was a PS2, what is? Because I was sitting and watching a fish fight all day. Oh, my PS2 was a fish tank. My PS2 was a fish tank. We had a stick for a controller. The fucking fish tank was... And you feed him, and you feed him by extra points. It's just fucking sea monkeys. Oh, man. Oh, my God. All right, did you have a trampoline? Yeah, we did have a trampoline. Was it a shit one, though? It was just a normal trampoline, like the one we have here. Did you, you would never have had, like, a swing set as a kid? No. I had a good swing set. Seriously. You had a what? We had a good trampoline. They lasted the ages. Did you have a slide? A slide? Yeah, I remember, um, springs would just fly off sometimes. Hehehe. I'd never get put back on. Shit. No way. That's not right. I want to sling past your head. That's fucked up. I remember Dad bought me a new T-ball bat for T-ball. And I went to the garage, I was hitting tennis balls. And there was a little window in the back of the garage. And I belted it super hard. super hard and I smashed that window. Oh wow. And I remember Dad was like, Dad had just given it to me and he came down and fucking, and Dad was there and he's like, he's like, did you just smash that window? And I was like, no. And I just started running out of that. Oh wow. What about a bike? Did you have a good bike? How old were you? I was pretty young. I was probably like. 22? I think I was 10. Did you have a bike? Oh yeah. I had a few bikes. Yeah, okay. I had one stolen in high school. Skateboard? Yeah, I had a few skateboards. What about rollerblades? You wouldn't have never had rollerblades. Yeah, no, I never had rollerblades. I couldn't rollerblade. Tried it once. It didn't end well. I was also a very late learner of how to ride a bike as well. Because no one would take the initiative to try and teach me. So I was just, it was like in like year six and I still didn't know how to ride a bike. What, did you have training runs? No, I just had a fucking massive bike. What, you can't ride a bike at six, man. You're like 12 years old. And then I remember there was a fucking bike, like they were going from school to school and teaching kids about bikes and shit. Oh, bike safety. I remember bike safety. Yeah, so I got to fucking learn how to ride a bike. I've got three days and then I learned it and then it was fine. Did they make you do little traffic stops like you're a car and then you ride your bikes? Yeah, I do remember that. I got kicked out straight away. I went through the red light. But it was an orange light. I got upset. I was like, man, it was an orange light. You're allowed to go through orange lights. She's like, nah, it was red. I was like, it was actually orange. Did you cry? Nah, I didn't cry. I was like, I was school captain. I don't know if you guys know this, but I was actually school captain. So cool kid. Did you ever cry at school? No, not during school. You never cried at school? I don't think so, no. Oh, I did once when a kid fucking poured a cup of steaming hot water on me. In kindergarten, I would have. You got a steaming hot water poured on you. Yeah, they stupidly left me and my mate to fucking make like the icy poles in the staff kitchen together. You know how they have those hot things where they put. Yeah, just hot water. Yeah, boiling water on the waterway. Yeah, we would fucking, my mate filled a cup up to the brim with hot water and I grabbed his hand and shook it a little bit and the hot water went over his fingers. So he fucking annoyed and went like this. All down my fucking side. Oh my God, that's like a salt. It was fucking, I was just screaming all the teachers ran in and the teachers didn't want to get into trouble so they played it down to mum. Everything's okay. They called mum and she mum was like, guys are bad and they're like, no, no, no, it's fine. It's not a bad burn. And then I had to fucking walk home for like 20 minutes. It was just in so much fucking pain. It was horrific. And then mum, yeah, a fucking outfit. What did mum say? She was just like, Holy fuck, they told me it was nothing. And then I got to stay home from school for a couple of days. Was mum like, was she upset? Yeah. What grade was that? I don't know, like year three or four or something. Yeah, that's hectic. So yeah, that was, wow. I used to have a little redhead girl used to pick on me all the time in like year two, maybe three. And she picked on me so much, I didn't know how to deal with her. And I, like I said to dad, I said to Greg, Greg, like she just keeps picking on me and I don't know what to do. And he said, don't worry, what I'll do? Well, you line up for class in the morning and I'll stand there and watch and just make sure she doesn't do anything. I was like, okay. And this evil bitch literally knew as my dad stood there and waited. And then the teacher came and he's like, oh, I'll see you later and left. And I was like, oh, okay. And then as the instant he left, she started poking at me and jabbing at me and calling me names. What year? The year two or three. And she picked on me so badly. And as I saw dad drive off, she was going at me and I just bursted into tears. Oh really? Did I? I mean, I still think of her. Do you end up dating her like in this week? No. She disappeared. And I was, I really want to know where she is. Did she go? I want to see a photo. Did she leave the school? Oh my God, she's the one writing the letters. Dude, she's the coda. Dude, I want to go through my, like my mum's old school photos to see if I can find her. Like she was horrifically- What would you say to her if she was watching right now? I don't know. I just say like, the beef is settled. Fucking bitch, fuck you. But yeah, that's what I wanted to say when I was in year two or three. Oh wow. Did she ever follow you around? Yeah, she'd follow around and pick on me. And she'd be like- Me being, me being, me being. I think I'd tell- She probably liked you. Yeah, probably. I would tell Esther to fight back. And I thought I was way younger than Esther. Yeah. Way younger than Esther. Yeah, but if I was Esther's age, I'd be a punch on him. Me in the red head, go go on at it. Yeah, fuck man. That's fucked up. Anyway. Sponsors. Fucking sponsors. Look, I just wanted to just get serious for a moment. And like, you know, we have a message from all of us here. Like you really only have one life. Like this is it. It's not gonna, you're just gonna, you're coasting through. And you just, you're like, it'll do. And that kind of shit. You're gonna end up 60 and so sad. So sad that you've wasted your life, Matt Brown. Done nothing with it, Matt Brown. Me? So please go to Manscaped and take the first step in just taking one step to be a better person and shave your fucking back. You shave your back, shave your front. Learn how to shave your face. 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Just when it keeps going off again and again and again and again, I'm like, oh, I wonder what's happening out there. Did you see it fucking fly out? No, I saw like a bit of nastiness and I was like, that's not for me. Well, you would have had the angle of it coming onto the food. If that's just getting uploaded somewhere. Well, it would be on their database. Oh man, that's a classic. Oh man, we should invoice him for that. But yeah, I'm not sure what's coming out. What we'll be at now. It's some good. I remember watching it and being really happy with it. It was fucking the host. No, no, the host documentary. That's coming out soon too. Fuck, I forget. Anyway, ripping shit out there. Fucking let's move on. It's Matt versus Michael time. Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom Tom It's Matt versus Michael. It's Matt versus Michael and 10 come up with Fun today. And it is currently 19 16. Currently to Michael. And remember, this is four. OK, this is for that. That's what this whole show is all about this season. If Michael wins this one, he wins, right? Yes, Michael needs to win one more. So this is super important. OK, the live show. Well, you know, the the Mattverse Michael segment will just have to end early if fucking Michael wins this one. All right, it is. That's how much of a domino. It's not a complete domination 1916. Very close. All right. I sort of want you to win to make it like whatever you guys. Today, we're going to learn who is the better taster, taster. OK. OK, now the things I'm going to I'm going to have to blindfold you guys and I'm going to give you each a little drink in a cup. All right, now don't freak out. There's nothing like crazy bad. OK, and I promise you spicy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Honestly, I pinky promise zero chili ones in there. I just want it's just about taste. It's not shit. It's not shit. It's not piss. It's not something. No, no, nothing like that. I'm being serious. They're out of the items out of the fridge. I do not trust. Not means. Hey, sorry, means. Oh, yeah, no, no meat of any kind, no food. It's all something you can drink. I'm thinking about means. Oh, it's not that. Oh, my God, it'll be so fucked up. Anyway, I'll be right back. I'd be so upset. All right, so we have to be blindfolded. OK, OK, I've blindfolded the boys and I have five different tasting cups. I'll hand it to them and they will drink it and then they will see if they can guess what the fuck it is. The whoever guesses the most correct wins. Very simple. All right, here comes drink number one. Oh, yuck, I'm scared, dude. Do we drink the same thing? You promise it's not for Kleiner? Oh, I know I can smell. Three, two, one, go. You have to finish it. I'll just have a little taste of it. And it was, I know what that is. Yes, that's mother. All right, Matt, what do you guess? That's prime. Prime, not and not prime energy, like prime hydration drink. I reckon it tastes American. Incorrect, Matt. It is indeed mother. I just drank mother. Didn't even taste like it. Yeah, it's a new flavor. Rainbow sherbet. It's delightful. All right, here we go. So one nil to Michael. All right, come on, Matt. Here we go. Wait, you meant to drink taste together? Go, Michael. What is that? What do you mean? What the fuck? That's dope. No, wait. Oh, my God, something bad. Is that milk? Is that off milk? No, it's nothing is off. Everything here is edible. Dude, that is like, oh, it's like salmon juice. No, it's not. It's getting on my fingers. Oh, dude, that's so bad. Oh, it's smell. Why is it smell? I'm going to say it's like old. Oh, fuck. I don't know what that is, dude. That is so bad. I'm not drinking it. I'm not. That's like, oh, something. You promised us. I did. It's fine. You guys are fine. You'll laugh when I hear when I tell you what it is. I reckon it's like it's like almond milk. Almond milk. Matt, what do you reckon? There's something in it. Something in it. I don't like it. It's almond milk. What do you reckon, Matt? You've got to guess. I can't tell. I've no idea. Just normal milk. It is actually cream, guys. Very, very close. Is that old? No, it's a new fresh cream out of the fridge. You love it. It must be off. It's not off. It's not off. Maybe it was sitting out for like half of the first half an hour or so. Maybe that's what it was. All right, here we go. Number three. Can you take that out, Matt? Let's do one more. Oh, God. This is going to be so fucking disgusting. I hate this shit. Everything's OK. I've said to the boys they can have a sip of this one. All right, off you go. Matt, stop smelling it for fuck's sake. Why can't I smell it? You're being so cheaty right now. How's that cheating? You're smelling. Go on. Have a quick sip. Oh, dude. That's watered down Vegemite. What do you reckon, Matt? Yeah, fuck. Vegemite, too, yeah. No, it's fucking soy sauce. Oh, fuck. I was going to say soy sauce. It's such a common thing and, like, not that bad. It's very salty, I'll admit, but it's very yum. Anyway, moving on. It's everything off. That doesn't taste like soy sauce. Oh, dude. I'm getting aggravated because I'm losing. This next one is a food, OK? And I just want you to have a little nibble, all right? Wait, this isn't. A nibble of food, this is fucked. All right, off you go, boys. Oh, dude. It's edible. I promise you, everything's all good. I can't. What do I do? You have a little bite. Take it out of its cup and bite it. No, I can't do it. I can't do it. I don't like it. I don't trust you. I don't know if that's like a weird fish, like raw fish. That's it. Can I just say raw fish? Is that OK as an answer? Yeah, that's your answer. OK, Michael, raw fish. Fuck, it tastes like shit. Oh, dude, it's so sour. Oh, all right, what do you reckon, Matt? No fucking round. You've added your nibble. You've added your sniff. What do you reckon? Is it like pickle cucumber or something? Oh, oh, fuck. Is that it? Yes, it is. That's not all. Is that Cooper's one? Yeah, that's the one in the packet outside. Yuck. Oh, that's been off for so long. No, no, they don't go off. They sit in this fucking juice and they don't go off. It's like it's like having fucking corn in the can. That's the one I bought back. Yeah, I tell you, it's still like you're fucking fishing. All right, so one all. One all leading into the final finale, the final finale. Here we go. Oh, no. Hush now. I don't want to do this anymore. Here we go, Matt. Reach your hand out there. And this one again, just a little dunk, dunk your little tongue in and have a little flick. I am a little fucking. Oh, the smell's not good. What do you mean? Sick your tongue in it. What? I don't want to do this anymore. I'm just having a Michael's face right now. Does he go first or me? Let him taste a bit more and then I'll I'll let you know when he's ready here. I can take it off you if you want to. I hate it. Matt, do you want to give me yours? What? Your what do you reckon it is? I don't know. I didn't get really get a taste of it. Can I have a back? Oh, fuck. It's spitting and carrying on. Come on. Oh, sorry. I didn't taste like fucking. It's not how much of a fucking fuss that is as well. Yeah, well, you can't see it. So it's terrifying. It's just it's like something. I would eat a tablespoon of that easily. It what do you reckon it is, Michael? I'm going to go with like a barbecue. I reckon like a steak sauce or some shit. I was going to go a tomato sauce. That's your reaction to what you think is tomato. I don't know. It's so hard when you're blindfolded. No, he's garlic aioli. That is fucking garlic. He's garlic aioli. Straight out of your fridge, Matt Brown. That is not garlic aioli. It is, dude. That tasted foul and hard. Yeah, yeah, all is nice and like smooth. Is that so that's that means that it was a it's a tie. It's it's a tie, which means. Paper scissors rock. That's the wins this way. It's a 50-50 shot paper scissors rock. Yes, yes, I am. Yeah, so I think that's it. Yes, take your blindfolds off, boys. Scissors paper. If I win this, I win the whole thing. This is it, Matt. The whole fate of the bottle is in your hands. Paper rock. Yeah. Fuck. Do you know how often I lose on scissors paper rock? Matt, get out of your own head. Get out of your own way. You two can be a champion. You are Matt Brown. Descendants of the Browns. Owner of the Brown lands. Owner of the Brown seas. I don't know if you've seen my Tinder profile, but we lost all that wealth. And now you're going to get it back and it starts right here. That was right now. Ready? Scissors paper rock. Brown down wins. Brown down wins. Did you think you lost that? It looked like you were in pain for a second. Be honest, like, it's exciting now. I want to give you a chance. At least you like there's something to live for. You're stealing the hunt. Stealing the hunt, you fucking. You're stealing the hunt, you fucking. So I'm still ahead. 1917 to Michael. I felt sick. Stealing the hunt, you fucking. I felt sick losing just then. That was going to lose it. I swear that's fish at the end. It was so gross. You guys have read all over you. That was disgusting. Oh, you guys got read all over you, man. Yeah, we got a little. Have I got some in my mouth? Yeah. It looks like you've been kissed with someone with lipstick. Did, did, did, did, did, did. What is that? That is not, not. It's garlic oil. It's not mixed with red dye. It is. Oh, it looks like beans. It looks like brain and beans. That's unnatural. Yeah, fuck. So much red on your body. We haven't gotten Matt a new chair for a while. Next week. We've got the cool mother fridge. Yeah, that's true. We can put that somewhere else still on set and, and get him a cool new chair. I just realized next week we got our wives on, like we mentioned. Our wives are going to come on to the potty and just let you guys know what it's like to fucking live with him. And fucking, yeah. What are we doing again? Getting a new chair. Oh, yeah. So maybe for episode 39, we should get him a new chair. But what are we doing Q&A now? Wait, what episode are we at now? 37. No, we're on a Tinder adventures. Huh? We're at 37. This is 37. We're 38 next week. And then 38 will be our wives. 39 new chair, 40 finale. I was thinking you could put this as a foot rest for you guys in front. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. And then that way it's always on screen. It's your fucking pocket in and put some mothers in. Oh, yeah. No. Even just the cans we've got here. Yeah. Well... Look behind you. Touch that. Oh, there's a massive spider. Fuck off. There's a fucking massive spider. Like on the can, on the can. Don't do this. I don't like it. I can't do it. It's just going behind it. Oh, it's quick. It's quick. Sorry. It's not real. Yeah, we're like... T-I-N-D-O, we have Matt's tinder. Matthew Brown has lost control now. These women will lose their souls. All right, guys. Now, this is a segment where we've taken over Matt's tinder. Right? His profile. So his pictures, his bio, his everything. So these girls think that he's talking to them, but it's really us. And we speak like how we think Matt would speak. And we're trying to find him a partner, even though he already has one. He already has a partner now, but we're just going to do it for a little bit more. I've got a girlfriend. Matt's got a girlfriend. And I found her on my own. And he found her on his own and he brought her to the wedding on the weekend. And we met her and she's lovely. She is lovely. She... I-N-G-R. We have tinder. But she didn't come from tinder. Sorry. Sorry. Whatever you want to tell people, Matt. Look, you make your own mind up at home. She... Sorry. All right. I mean, I'm ready for this. Oh, OK. Some of these are again. And I'm sorry. All right. It's my bad. I'm busy. I fucking didn't start these until Sunday again. All right. That's my bad. It's OK. You had a busy weekend. We all get it. Yeah. It was a busy weekend. All right. You're putting all the stress on yourself. All right. Matt starts with, have you ever seen a ghost? Yes. Every morning I get out of bed. Casper appears from the sheets in the form of my super white legs. It looks like you like to wear a bit of white, too. I'm not just going to have sex with you, Sarah. Tell me about your family. It takes a special person to be introduced to my family. I'm keen to understand more about you, the Jackson's Playgrounds pics. Maybe I'm old, but I'm not sure I've heard of it. What type of event is it? And why the white? It's a very exclusive party. I can't really give too many details. But it's the kind of party where you can't bring your phone or cameras inside. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I do. How did you get an invite? Is it because of your social influencer status? Or did you know the homeowner? Oh, this is great. No. I got an invite because I can get certain things that no one else can. Without me, the party doesn't go ahead. Very mysterious. It looks like fun. So hopefully you had a good time. It's probably the best party I've ever been to. I was barking at the neighbor's cat for like three hours. Everyone thought it was hilarious. I'm a big deal. And then she unmatched. She unmatched? I'm a big deal. Oh, imagine actually committing to barking at a cat. Yeah, that might be an ongoing conversation. If so, she just hasn't replied before. That sounds ongoing because she seemed wanting to know more. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I've got her by the balls. Oh, yeah, we got her by... She loves her. And so this lady goes on about how she's a really proud homeowner in her bio. So Matt starts with... I own like five houses. They're all worth over one million dollars. I love my houses. I drove past them at night and just say to myself, that's mine. Or mine. There's a sense of security that comes with owning houses, especially five. Is that copy and pasted? Or what? No, I just saw your proud homeowner in your bio and I am too. Oh, good on you. I think everyone is working hard on this day. I worked so hard and now I have five houses. That's so much more than most people. I'm doing so well. Have you ever met a 40-year-old with five houses? I am. I'm so proud of you. Congratulations. I'm a big deal and I deserve lots of praise and attention. I'm rich and I can provide for my future family. God, I'm so good and cool. How the hell am I single? I scream into my pillow at night when I'm alone. I have five houses. Maybe if I get another house, someone will love me. And that's an ongoing conversation. Oh, wow. That might have been the most sickening thing. That is rough. So this is a continuation. Remember that girl? She's like nose. She was like, oh, you hang out with Marty and Michael and mainland. And then I started making up rumors about us. Yeah. Remember that one? I'll just read the last few messages between me and her. But here we go. It's probably the huge amounts of meth they smoke. Michael smokes at nonstop. I made some new video of Michael smoking meth during a funeral. He was just standing at the back laughing his ass off and kept saying, buy my pies. Wow, that's fucked. I have a friend who used to be friends with him. I think she stopped because of how out of control they got. But she lives close so she can always see their place filled with cars and shit. Yeah, that's right. OK. Yeah, they've been known to throw their rubbish in the Brisbane River too. Michael always laughs when he doesn't keep saying, fly whatever the fuck that means. Who was your friend? Ha ha, they sound cuckoo as fuck. I'm not going to read that friend's name. Yeah, Michael literally stands in bathrooms and bars trying to put his hands in people's streams. Sounds like a real pleasant person, lol. So what brings you to Tinder? What are you looking for? And then I didn't reply to her for a while. And then I started messaging again. Hey, sorry, my phone broke last week and I finished setting up my new one. God, life is so hard without a phone. It's not so much I'll rely on it. Anyway, where were we? Oh, yeah, Marty and Michael. So shitty. Michael had two, like, five rats and a fucking dead goat. So gross. I'm on Tinder to find someone. What about you? Oh, that's OK. Sorry for just reading this now. You're looking to find a connection with someone, hopefully. Michael had sex with a dead bloated thing. They found bushwalking. I don't think it was a mammal. Michael just texted me. He had sex with feathers last night. What the fuck? What the fuck? He sent me a photo of him shopping that feathers are fucking us. Marty was filming Amazon drugs. Marty just gave the fucker to a little blind boy and put on his story. Michael plays with Barbies. Well, more than happy to not hear about them two anymore. Michael collects waste from under his foreskin and uses it to moisturize his neck. It's a strong odor. Yeah, sorry. I just can't believe some of the stuff they do. Marty has as Burgers. And that is ongoing. She's probably going to get a bit over it, but yeah, it's ongoing. Oh, wow. I wonder. Man, she's definitely not going to stick around. Some empty his whole Utrecht full of rubbish into the Brisbane River today. Just got off the phone of the cops. Cops found the he got a massive fine and community service. How are you? So all of this she hasn't replied to me. And then she randomly replied, Hey, I'm good. How are you? Did you get my first couple of messages? I helped in stopping this guy polluting. I only picked them up when your most recent came in and I got a Tinder has detected explicit language warning. Well done and been blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I'm just passionate about fishing bears. I used to go to Canada to save bears. Did Tinder say anything else about me? I wish Tinder would just stay out of it. I like to be environmentally friendly. Let's wastage more common fish as blah, blah, blah, blah, blah carbon footprint. If I weren't for Tinder, some wouldn't be chatting blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I don't really give a shit about my carbon footprint. I drive a V8 holding Commodore on hunt. We'll be dead weight before anything bad shit happens on this earth. Oh, shit. I just found it. I just told it. I have his witness to get fucked. And that is an ongoing conversation. Well, I love you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh man. Yeah, sometimes they're like massive novels of just nothing. That's what you do. Yeah, but like, they don't know it's nothing. Oh dude. Oh fuck. Another conversation. Oh, so this chick has, I don't want any kids in a buyer. Why don't you like kids? Is it because they're dumb as fuck? I don't want to spend my adult life serving a little person. I actually love my life and kids fucked that up. Plus they're literally so fucking dumb. Really young ones can't even read or write. Did you know that? My nine-year-old nephew still believes in Santa. I had to tell him. Well, if you're comparing kids to an adult's intelligent, then yeah, they are. I don't want them, but I don't hate them. Compare their intelligence to anyone at their age and they're fucking dumb as shit. Teenagers, middle-aged people, hell, even old people are way smarter. I watch a three-year-old walk off a table and face plant. It's fucking disgusting. If that's an on-going- No way. Oh my God. Like, when kids are so late, something's so harsh about hearing that. Just to be clear, I don't think kids are dumb, everyone out there. Well, it's just a joke. I drank boiling water accidentally straight from the kettle into the cup and I got distracted and picked it up and drank it like it was room temperature. Huge scars all around my mouth and it's my esophagus. My esophagus sizzles and tightens. Well, that's quite the opening message. Yeah, I did go to hospital for like four days. They took skin from my arse and grafted it onto my mouth and cheek. What about you? Have you ever been horrifically burnt? No, thankfully, not like that. I'm glad it happened. It shows me someone, someone's values immediately. I can know more about someone in five minutes than anyone can. Okay, I'll buy it. How so? Because if a girl doesn't kiss me on a straightaway that she's super shallow and nasty and only cares about looks, but if they do kiss me, then they're clearly prioritizing personality of looks and they're good people. Yeah, that's a good point you make. Would you kiss me unmatched? Oh my God, dude. Wow. That is fucking gold. It's so shocking what they unmatch on. Oh, shit. How do you think of that? Oh my God, dude. So there you have it, everyone. The Tinder adventures have worked and now Matt is in a relationship. No, they didn't work because of the Tinder adventures. They worked because I went out there. You would have been on Tinder if I wasn't on Tinder and you would have gotten hooked up with the wrong bitch again. You're hooking up with the wrong... Let me finish. I do agree that if you didn't take me out of Tinder by putting me in Tinder, I would be on Tinder. And he would have found someone else. And I would have been in the wrong relationship. So you are welcome. That's a good way to look at it. Also, you guys helped me gain the confidence to be more myself when out in the place meeting people and that way I got to be me and me is what she fell for. Yeah, so we gave you that comment, so it's our fault. So fucking we did it. We married you pretty much. Well, I'm not married yet. Well, I got married. He's got married. Maybe maybe you'll be next to be married. I don't think I'm next, but I'm definitely on the way. Well, there you go. Yeah, man, we've had a lot of wings. All right, everybody. You have all the questions and we have all the answers and we've got lots of dances for you. So this is the Q&A where we answer your questions live. We answer everything. Comments on the Mighty Michael fully actual YouTube channel. We answer the most likes questions first. If you once you've commented your questions, scroll through and like the other questions you want us to answer. Remember two weeks behind, I mean ahead of you. OK, so the answers to your questions aren't going to come out the week after, are they? No, no, because they've commented two weeks away. Yeah, you commented on this two weeks ago. We're already two ahead. I hope that makes sense. But we'll get there in the end. This one got a lot of likes. Now, does everyone remember the video of you destroying everyone as they came to work? Yeah, yeah. It's related to that. Top question went to Joey Evans, eight, zero, five, nine. How question for the podcast, how mad was Matt Brown after the mess Michael made in the house in the last website video? Don't be late. Well, we do pretty clean. We do a pretty good job of cleaning. No, you don't. That was clean. I was pretty. No, you did not. How dare you think that's clean? You're married now. If you're going to accept that as clean, you'll be divorced. What were the red specks? There were a few red specks. The door is still dirty. Oh, the door is a door. The door is only what you see. See, look, now we've now we've gone down on doors the door, right? I reckon there is specks everywhere. My shoes got covered. You didn't clean those. Did you? I had to clean them. We'll get a cleaner to come in soon for like a clean is not going to come and clean that. Yeah, they will. We always do that. Answer my question. I wasn't that mad because the video was pretty funny. Oh, man. But I could have gone so wrong. I did notice. You could have got so wrong. I didn't notice. I don't know what could have got hurt. Dirty it was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was pretty messy. But no, I wasn't angry. It was pretty funny video. I do accept. It was, yeah. I almost slipped and died. That's probably what fucked my back. Even just that jolt. Yeah, you're trying to control your fall. Oh, shit. A bit of a delayed thing, though. Yeah, I guess it was only a couple of days after that it happened, right? Well, I think it was like a week afterwards. Yeah, maybe I'm just confused with time. Next question is from Teza. Zero, zero, zero, one, one, one. I've been watching a lot of old videos and I want to know why Connor and James's faces are blurred out in some of the old videos. Were they embarrassed? Question mark. Connor, I can't remember why. But Connor would be blurred out. Not sure, but then definitely refers to James. Yeah, James used to be a primary school teacher. So when we caught up and he would come and watch us film, he'd sometimes been in the background and he literally couldn't be in these videos because they were fucked up and he was a primary school teacher. And a couple of times he was in a TikTok video that all the comments were like, oh, Mr. Lee. Yeah, they spotted him on his hand. But it's like, you don't want to fucking, you don't want to put the teachers out there, especially in our kind of content. That's why. Next question is from Matt Sheehan, five, three, two, six. Will you guys ever make Matt Brown do the stunts that you boys used to do? Three, two, one. Would you go for clank clank clank clank? Yeah, I do. I'd do a few pain ones and things like that if it was needed. I wouldn't mind jumping in. Stand on an ant's nest? Yeah, stand on an ant's nest if it was needed. We did well in Brown Golf. We came back. Yeah, Brown Golf was, I went further than I thought I would. I got pissed on, I got covered in paint. I'm not that they're big stunts or anything. Maybe we could do like a pain one. I just want to play golf. Sorry. Oh, that just reminds me of something. I don't know if this is going to make sense, but I was screenshotting the questions and I realized that in the last episode we did, you said, what do people think's better, golf or movies and stickers? And the results are quite outstanding. Anyway, save that for next episode. So they have come back and say, they have come back and I will bring you a diagram. No, no, no, we can't do it now. It's for the next episode. Next question is from Alex Main, 46. Was there a moment when you were creating videos that you noticed things were taking off for you? Example, more views, more money earned? What was that like? Yeah, I think once we fucking filmed with that, when we started filming the prank style vids with like on each other more than the social experiments, that's when things kind of fucking started going. Yeah, you just fucked with me at parties and when I was smoking and then people liked it. Yeah, and the pain shit though, we always did the pain shit, but only like we just sort of did in between pranks, we'd do pain shit and fucking, so now we just do both. Yeah, that's right. The live streams. The live streams took a while, but then we cut them up later and then they were like live. And that's why there's such shit quality something because it was like shit internet and we're live and it records at all flickery. And older phones too. Yeah, and older phones, but man we used to go live every Wednesday midday. Was it Wednesday or Thursday? Thursday, I was on my way from work and I'm like what's on the live? And then we'd fucking be doing the most insane shit on Facebook, hitting fucking thumbtack tennis balls into each other. There used to be a loud, you could do anything for a while. Man, that was intense. Man, I slammed one into you and you're like, get him out, get him out, get him out. I can't believe the golf ball ones were pretty intense. Like that could have gone, that's when it started. That's when it started. We're like, oh, we're gonna hit golf balls each other. And I remember texting a few friends being like, oh, is this dumb? Cause I really hadn't played golf at all at that stage. And they're like, dude, don't do this. This is fucking bad. It's gonna go really wrong. I think we had like buckets for helmets. Could have gone straight through the bucket. Yeah, you did have buckets for helmets. It's fucking crazy. Just fucking remember those, that went like a hundred and fifty minutes. So fine. Because Marty's not good at like being able to take back on the swing back then. He'd just connect all of a sudden. And it would just go, if it had hit me, I would have died. I reckon some shots. Oh, we took it to the chest as well. Oh, yuck. Dude, sternum. Oh, fuck. That's so dumb. I got your knee. That's right. Anyway, let's move on. Sorry. Next question is from Pradi. When people get to the live show, will they get to choose their own seats or are they allocated? No, it'll be basically first in best dress, OK, so you just come in. There's two hundred and like eighty seats for you guys. So yeah, it'll just be the earlier you come, the more you are rewarded with seat selection. I'm sorry. There are some reserved for family and friends. Yeah, yeah, there's a row like reserved for family and friends. Next question is from Father William. Well, Matt's Tinder adventures continue into next season. No, I don't I don't think so, but he might be looking into Grindr. Now he's got a woman who might want a man. Yeah, I don't want that. Oh, thank you. Of both. And I don't know each. And I'm good. Please, I get to talk to boys for you. Maybe you can help me try and keep my wife. Or maybe I could. Imagine we give you tips where I have to play the your partner and we see how gentlemen like you are. We'll talk about it. That's a great idea. It's a gentleman. Tips for Brown Brown tips. Tips for Brown. And I'll have tips. We'll talk about it. Tips for Brown. Yeah, but yeah, the fucking finale is going to be off shops, man. I'm pretty excited. It's going to be a good time. It's exciting. You have. Fuck it. What we? Gibi three, eight, six, eight said scenario for mad. How much do we put on life support for five days? Oh, wow. Wait, do you have? Can you just get like induced into it? Or you didn't say anymore? That's just that's all they say. So induced into a coma and on life support for five days. Fuck that is no way, man. Well, you have to say it. I'd probably go if it was just induced, maybe like. I'd want a lot of money. Fifty mil. Yeah. Yeah, it's getting up into the tens of millions for me. Yeah, I agree. Oh, no, 10 mil would do it. 10 million in cash. Yeah, you'd have to do it. You have to try because it you're either you ruin your life at that point. But there's a pretty good chance you're going to be OK and you really, really improve it. Flipper Boy 119 bets you boys a thousand dollars that Brown can't maintain his relationship for more six months. Oh, my God. We have faith, Brown or Flipper. Message the boys because I'm pretty sure they're going to take that bet. How much is it? A thousand dollars. Yeah, we'll take it. I've got belief in you. Yeah, that's what I mean. We'll take that bet. Sorry, Dylan's two three seven six says, would you ever do this website video idea? Who's the better exterminator? Release bugs in a controlled environment. And who's the better exterminator? Oh, yeah. That would be a whole video of us killing bugs and shit. It's probably not good to get up. Maybe we could get like in being a room of thousands of bugs and whoever lasts the longest. Oh, that's good idea. Keep releasing more and more. Yeah, we just keep dumping bugs and bugs and bugs into put in a tent or something. Yeah, that's not a good idea, man. Forty eight hours in a room. Oh, that's actually great, dude. I probably fucking lose my mind. The longer you stay in there, the worse the bugs get. Dude, yeah, like scorpions and shit. Yeah, snakes. I would hate that, man. We'll chuck a rat in there. Oh, in a tent. He's so funny, man. They were doing that. That's great. Yeah, well done, dude. OK, not the idea of thinking of, but it could turn into something great. I did a crocodile in there. Oh, yeah. It's not really a bug. An electric eel. An electric eel. No water. Just flopping around, dying slowly. He's sitting in the corner, watch it. It's nowhere near us. Oh, that's so bad. Then I leave. All right, two more questions. Let's get this done. Laying with the eagle. This one's from Gilbert Games. What made you guys stick together and hang out all the time after school? He goes, for him, a lot of the people he knew after school, no one hangs out anymore, but you guys seem to stick together through thick and thin. Yeah, well, that's just what you do with your mates, isn't it? You just fucking keep hanging out when we have a spare time. We hang out with a lot of mutual friends and our friends became friends. And then we just had this big group of fucking legends and you just grow all together. I like most of mine. I only see a couple every year or so. And then there's one, which is Aaron Shanks. I usually see him a fair bit. Suzuki. Oh, Suzuki. I didn't go to school with it. OK. Yeah. Shout out to Suzuki. Boom, boom. All right, final question. Sorry. But it's from Mike G 1074. Do you guys ever hire a cleaner to clean up after your pranks and skits? Oh, sometimes. Very rarely. Very rarely. But well, we go to clean it. No, we didn't. Very rarely say for that. For that very rarely. We haven't had a cleaner through it for a while. Maybe she's very rarely. Yeah, yeah, very rarely. It's getting a bit muddy and Michael. Yeah, it is very rarely that you get a cleaner. It looks very rarely that you clean. It's fine out there because somebody cleans. It looks great. I cleaned. Sometimes. Maybe how much is a cleaner? I can't imagine a clean is that much. We don't need a cleaner. OK, we can get this done ourselves. What I will say is that I have been neglecting it at some points because I just don't have the time. Oh, man, it's hard because sometimes you guys these guys actually film so hard sometimes. What is it? Five, six videos a day. No, like the little games. Yeah, a little different games. And sometimes they don't even get them finished and they have to do them again later. And so the the piles of different artifacts that I find when I come home is is pretty wild. I just thought, wait, we have got bloody key. AVE. Let's move fucking right along and bloody in this with a big old explosion right down your back and throat. Prank all time, man. This prank call is sponsored by mother. Whoa, deflection. I don't like that, man. Sorry. Oh, it's still 40 minutes. Hey, how are you? My name is Margaret. Is this a yoga studio? So in terms of you guys doing classes and stuff, do you guys do classes? Yes, we do. Sorry, who's calling? My name is Margaret. And I'm just curious to see if I can book myself and maybe my son in for some yoga classes. Right. When were you thinking of coming? So I'm just asking about the availability darling, are you guys are you guys like open on weekends? Is it more of a weekday thing? Mornings, afternoons? Yeah. OK, just sorry. You just sounded like you're not a real person through my phone. So I wasn't sure what was going on there. Oh, it's a bit strange. I'm not sure what's going on there, darling. I can hear you perfectly fine. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, no, that's fine. And to be quite honest, to accuse me of being a robot is a little bit extreme, if I'm being honest with you. I've called up, OK, asking for business and you're saying to me that you don't think I'm a real person. Don't you think that's a little bit rude, darling? I beg your pardon. I'm asking you, OK, for your opening hours, right? And all you're telling me is that you don't think that I'm a real human being. I'm so sorry. I just. Had this call redirected to my mobile phone rather than to the business phone. Yeah, well, look, darling, if you've really put a sad face in my mouth, darling, and I was asking for some business for me and my son. I'm really sorry if I've upset you and I apologize, but please yelling at me is not going to make it any better. And it won't give you the answer that you want. Is it? No, that's that's that's fair enough. And look, I apologize for losing my temper. Yeah, I'm just I'm just a little bit on edge at the moment. Hence the yearning for some yoga. Yeah. OK, so now that we're back to where you where you started originally before I threw a banner in the work. So I can just bring up because I literally just walked in the door, but I've taken these courses. So we have yoga classes Monday to Sunday. Yeah, yeah. Yes. We have classes in the morning, Monday to Friday at 530. They vary between Pilates, hot Pilates and hot yoga. Great. OK. What particular class are you looking for? Look, we're very beginner level. I used to do a little bit of yoga maybe five or six years ago and my son's never, ever done it before. So maybe it's some kind of beginner class or do you guys have that? Or yeah, we can cater for all levels of most. Oh, that's great. OK, that's great to hear. Yeah. OK, maybe later in the week, usually Thursday, Friday, my schedule starts to clear up. So is there anything? Oh, man, that was so rough. Oh, shit. He's like, well, anyway, you know that we're back on after you threw that spanner in the works. That's what she says. Scream, dad. She handled that very well. What a what a emotionally intelligent lady that was. She was very polite. So I guess I'm just showing how lovely society is for yoga teachers. I know what she must be walking away thinking right now. So she's shaking her head like, what the fuck was that? She's just sitting down for dinner. I thought like you were some like fucking bot. She's doing like a robot. Because I was wondering what you were taking selling to reply at the start. She was kind of like standing really confused. I was like, why do you sound confused? Margaret does sound like a one of a kind kind girl that you just never come across in real life. Making sure it's not a rope. You know how we get that alcohol robot dude call us all the time? Yeah, yeah. It's probably the same thing. Oh, yeah. That's what she probably thought it was. But holy shit. And yeah, it yells. Man, I would have loved to have seen her reaction. So like if Bront was like, yeah, a little bit. Yeah, we can do that one again. We can try that one again. But yeah, guys, there you fucking have it. 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