 SCP-329-J Object Class Safe Special Containment Procedures SCP-329-J is currently housed in Containment Locker 329-J. Access is permissible to all personnel. Description SCP-329-J is a common American yield sign with the apparent ability of speech. SCP-329-J claims to be a ghost. No outer anomalous properties have been detected at this time. Addendum Interview log 329-J-1 Dr. James Good morning, 329-J. I am the ghost sign. Umm. Okay. Yield to oncoming traffic. Oooooooooooooooh. Umm. Ghost sign. Do you know where you are? I'm in the realm of the living. Ooooooooo? Right, um, what were you doing before this? I was a sign, now I'm a go-sign. What does that even mean? I was once arrested for driving under the influence. What? I know right, I don't even have legs, ooh, drunk driving is dangerous. Interview log 329-J-2 Good morning, er, go-sign. Don't call me that, I'm just a sign now. Ooh, I mean hi. Why are you a sign now? I dropped my ghost license. You're what? I can't be a ghost without my ghost license. But how can you even carry a license? Well I can't now, I'm no longer a ghost. But, what? Interview log 329-J-3 We brought you outside to see if you affect traffic in an anomalous way. It's nippy, can I have a sweater? No for fuck's sake, you're a ghost, you don't need a sweater, shut up. You shut up. Why don't you make any sense?