 Hele. Hele. Sorry about that. Someone showed a testicle on this stage, I think it was on Friday, and it's fried half the video gear. So yeah, it's probably because we only got an AMF. We didn't actually know the testicle was coming either, so that was interesting. Anyway, give me one second, I've got a beer. Right. Hello. Should we do that a few more times? It is. So this is a light painting that was done by one of the youth workshops yesterday, and I really liked it, so I thought I would put that up rwy'n dweud hynny. I bobl, mae'n 30 trafio g 투wn i mewn i'r rhain i pryd ac sylwau allan o'r gwsaeth angen i gynno ag yr E a'r 18, ond ymddangos yn ymwybod yn ymgyrch. Ond mae'n yn defnyddio gwybod i bobl. Felly... Pie reidiwch nhw'n... Mae hi'n gweithio. Fenneth gweithio ar y begin fyrdd. Eftan chi. Mae'n gydig! Mi'n gweithio chi ar y twf. Hefyd yn fawr sydd wedi bod i chi. Roedd y tannid yn Aberthyrddol. Mae'n mynd i gyfnoddiad, y pwy sydd yn gallu'n gweithio'r ffrin o'r amser ar y stad. Os mae'r cychwyn EMP Caw, yr oes cymaint ar y rydw i'n gwirionedd, ychydig felly yn gweithio'r ffrind i'n gweithio ar yr hyn yn gweithio'r traddwyd. Tim yn ddod, mae'n gweithio. Ac mae hi wedi dod i chi. Iethe, tyno. Felly, we really hope that you've enjoyed yourselves this year. It's been an extremely hard event for us, but it does seem like everyone's had a good time. And, to be honest, seeing you all enjoying yourselves makes it worthwhile for us. It's makes it, we've got through all the pain. It's one thing, soon we get to not do it anymore. We'd like to thank every single one of you who has contributed to the event. Either the talks, workshops, installations, building something weird on site, just helping out where we have and can, volunteering all those people. Thank you so much. We couldn't have done this without you. y fath sy'n gydig. Felly, ddweud eistedd fel y tu wedi arnynt. Mae'ch cyfu drwy'r fath yn ymlaen. Fod y dod gennyn nhw sy'n hwnna i dylun wedi'i bod yn brifoedd. Udych chi'n credu ni'n ffordd o'r twdd wedi boiled, a dylai ar hyn o'r offered ymlaen y Satadau Glynyddu ac mae'r rhannu gwnaeth os yn ffug ymymell a gweld i'r gwened i ymddangol i'r meddwl, a'n ddïch yn cair. Fe'ch hynny. Mae ysgwyr ar gyfer y ffaith. Wyldewydd – this is hole is it's just otherSeus we don't have yet – we'll hopefully get them in a few days – we don't know if they come out – we don't know if all the people who laid down in a giant wolf head are going to be visible from space – WolfIll? Yeah well multi spectral imaging may have worked, so we will find out. So some numbers about EMF because we've got a lot of numbers, there were 2,500 people in the field this year which is a bit of an increase on last time – 2,500 people came to a thing that we did in a pub and then you're all turned up but it So, it's like, really it's brilliant. We checked and we have sent, I can only say at least, 3,545 emails to organise this event. That's just the ones that are in our group accounts. It doesn't have my inbox, Russ' inbox, Will's inbox or half the others. So it's probably more like 10,000 emails. And if you do the maths on this, that means we spent basically two months of our lives sending emails. So it's not fun. We have 96 stage legs that we didn't use because we can't level the stages, which is why I'm standing on an angle at the moment. So... We had 120 talks and 74 workshops, plus all the ones that the villagers did. Thank you so much to the villagers for laying on the stuff. Like, that was amazing. Our poor volunteers unloaded 7 tonnes of chairs, which nobody likes doing, and yeah. And we had 72 tonnes of wastewater from the amazing toilets and showers, which I hope everyone enjoyed this year. It took 40 minutes each day to sell out of t-shirts completely. So we will be doing a second order of t-shirts. So there will be a form to sign up for it. I know not everyone got one. Sorry, you all like t-shirts, so we'll get them all. We have 6 kilowatts of smoke machines in Null Sector, which has used 150 litres of smoke fluid so far. And over 400 kilograms of propane gas, mostly for cooking, and actually no, it's not. Mostly for flamethrowers, a bit for cooking. I believe that we have to get rid of quite a lot of it this evening as well, so they might just be on. We have more flamethrowers, it's fine. We have drunk 576 gallons of beer so far. Someone gave me that number, it was Steve. Someone gave me gallons. It was out of date now. How many shabbos is it now? It's over 600 gallons now, keep drinking the beer. We have raised 1,200 pounds of the Red Cross in the charity store down there, which is double what we raised last time, and it is not double the people, so you're obviously all a lot more generous. Thank you very much, the Red Cross, thanks you. My laptop's turned off again. I am a professional. I'm slightly closer to the mic. We have had 18 satellite imaging passes. We have no idea if any of them have worked yet. We'll find out soon. We have over 100 watts of lasers on site. We can't find the key to turn them on, so there's no more lasers. This was going to be a time lapse, but given I can't see that screen, I'm not going to make it play because it will take me five minutes and everyone saw the opening ceremony, it will be a disaster. Imagine this is a lovely time lapse of the entire event so far, and we'll post it on Twitter afterwards to watch at your leisure. Again, with the Tesla coils frying the equipment. I don't think that's going to work. I don't think it's going to work if I do this. I can't actually see where my most proud spot is. That was the worst game of nightmare ever. I told you. So, build up. No, I didn't really prepare anything for this. I let everyone go silent, though. It's a reverent video. And then eventually the tent companies show up. No, not even yet. Here we go. Anyone counting the days yet? Here we go. Imagine being on site in porter cabins when this was happening. And there we go. Can I press next? Oh my God, it worked. Right, so some of you will be in the badge talk and you know what happened with the badges. A lot of production problems this year, just due to time scales and things. I know not everyone got one. I know some people are a bit annoyed about that. Yes, under 12s do get badges. That was a miscommunication, so stop being angry about that. We are going to do another production run of the rest of the boards we have lying around with a few more components. We're going to try and make sure that everyone who still wants a badge can get one. So please try not to be angry at us. We did our very best with it, but it's really hard to make mobile phones. Also, Ian Softley, the director of hackers, has autographed a lot of broken badges. So if anyone wants a broken badge signed by Ian Softley instead of a working one, we can probably sort you out. I'll take that back, sorry. But there's some very rare badges around, so you can swap them or something. They captured the flag round again this year and we had 43 teams take part across the weekend, including one person who played remotely from somewhere else on their own. I don't know who it is. And we had 401 correct submissions to the CTF. We had 507 wrong submissions. So that's not great statistics, but well done. Apparently I was an item in the scavenger hunt again, and I didn't realise again why people kept taking selfies. However, I'm pleased to announce the scoreboard, which I think is finalised. So the first place team is Never Try. Are they here? Well done. The ballet team came second. Well done. And the third place team was Grace Hoppers Posse, who clearly went on name alone. So the CTF team will be in touch about prizes. I'm not entirely sure what they are this year. Sorry about that. The team, we could not have done this without the organisation team. There's a lot of people now. We've been working on this for eight years and all the people sat on the stage are a fraction of the team. Some people are now roving around and golf carts having fun. Fun. All of these people here, can you please stand up for a second? All right, just put your hand in the air then. Or just sit there, whatever. They've been working for two years to make this event happen. People think we don't have a year off. We just start working again when this finishes. It takes a really long time to get all these parts in place. However, hopefully if we do come back to this site, it will be easier next time, but we'll see. Everyone here is an unpaid volunteer. We do this for the fun of it to make this happen for us and for you. All of us buy our own tickets. We don't get anything out of this apart from a lot of work. So please, when you see these people around site, thank them for what they've done. Just go and shake their hand, buy them a drink if you can. That would be lovely. They'll really appreciate it. And tell them that the event was great because they all need to hear it. They're all very sad at the moment. Russ is not sad. Don't tell him that. Thank you very much. It's much appreciated. I think that's the record for applause at the end of this. So very much appreciated by all of us. And also Russ and I would like to thank the entire team on a personal level because they've made what we were doing as a mad side project into something that is now 2,500 people. And they make it possible. We can't do it without them. So I'm going to make you clap again. Thank you. So we also have to thank all the volunteers. Now volunteering has been hard this year. We haven't had as many volunteers as we expected. I think it's mostly the new site. We weren't quite ready for it and we're sorry that it didn't quite work as well as we expected. I still hope you enjoyed the amazing volunteer food though because that's amazing. Can everyone in the audience who volunteered, spoke, or in otherwise did something at the event please put your arm in the air? That is a lot of people. Thank you so much for what you did. It meant a lot to us. And also separately we'd like to thank the volunteer catering team who turn up cook amazing food for everyone and basically never leave the tent the entire weekend. They are wonderful people. Finally we have to thank the sponsors who made a lot of what we did here possible. Both with the badge, the childcare, many of the artworks that you saw everywhere, half of Null Sector which was incredible. They helped us pay for this to make it all work. A lot of them are in the audience right now and all of the sponsors have been fantastic to work with this year. They've been really supportive. They've helped us out and we've had problems. Some of them dropped in at the last minute. I'd like to make some special thanks to Lucid who dropped in at the last minute to sponsor childcare when we had no one doing it. I'd like to thank Texas Instruments and HCD for absolutely heroic work to make the badge happen. Texas Instruments flew people over just to work on the badge with us to get the firmware finished in time. They're amazing. I'd like to thank HCD for a very stressful week because they worked very hard to get the badge assembled in time as much as they could. We have to thank Line Microsystems for not telling us that we were completely crazy when we asked for a a GSM network in a field. They were like, yeah, that's fine. We'll build that. They built it for us. They're lovely, lovely people. Thank you to them as well. We want to talk a little bit about the future of EMF. We've been doing this for a while now and it's obviously the team here can only go for so long. This is the last one. It's not the last one. We want the event to carry on for a long time. I want to be able to come to this event as an attendee and turn up and go, this is great. This is still working. We're planning for this to be a slow handover of team members where we can and we want all of you to be involved if possible. In the next year we're going to be reforming the EMF organization so it's easier for people to get involved so that there's less single points of failure on individual people and trying to structure ourselves for the long run. As part of this, Russ and I have decided that next year is the last event that Russ and I will be directing. We will still be involved in the organization but we need to start handing over now because if a bus hits it's quite bad right now. We are looking for people to get involved and help the organization and help make this event run in the future. If that's you, we'd love to speak to you. I know it's quite a daunting task but it's absolutely worth it. Both of us will say that. Keep an eye out on your email. We'll be recruiting after this event is over and we've recovered so probably January. So... But we are going to stay involved. I don't think we can ever really walk away from this. There's stuff that we want to do and people we want to be involved with. So as part of that, we are taking a leaf out of Burning Man's book and we are starting events to get the community together between EMFs. Only social things, small things but all over the country we want to see groups of you getting together regularly between EMFs to keep the community going. Every two years is a long time and we think it's important that people start building projects, collaborating with each other and keeping the EMF community what it is. We hope that these are the best way for you to get involved in the organization as well. So if you are interested in stepping up with this, going to those meetings would be great and we are looking for help organizing those around the country. The first one will be in London. We will hopefully start in other cities after that. This may take a little while to get started because we are exhausted. But this is where we want to take it and we hope that you will get involved and come along. Of course, because we like puns we are calling it electromagnetic pulse because it's a regular meeting. We really need to gather feedback on what went well with this event and what didn't. That's lovely. We know some things didn't work out. We have an anonymous feedback form online. We would love you to submit your opinions, the things you think can be approved, personal experiences, but also do tell us nice things because it's really horrible when you just read an endless feed of bad. Tell us the things that made you really happy, the stuff you want to see us do again, the things you'd like to see expanded, but also do point out the stuff that we need to fix for next time. Tents being a big one, the field being on an angle being the other, but that one's quite hard. It is quite likely that we will be coming back to this site. We can't say for certain yet, but we really like it here and it will help if we stay in the same place in the future. I have a quick request from requests from some people on site. If anyone is going to Trondheim in Norway, there is a missing person who is a friend of the organisation. They've been missing since the 20th and we would really like to find them if we can. There are parties out searching for them at the moment. They were lost when they went hiking. If anyone is going there, please do get in touch. We can tell you how to get in touch with those people. There was a Facebook page up there which will give you all the information you need. I know this is a bit of a downer at the end, but unfortunately we do have to do that. We have one more downer which is quite sad. We'd like to dedicate this EMF in memory of Dave Harvey, who was a speaker at EMF several times and a constant supporter. He was sponsored. He came to EMF every year, they loved it. He was due to speak again this year and then three weeks before the event, he passed away very suddenly. So we'd like to dedicate EMF 2018 to Dave Harvey. The entire team would like to express our condolences to his family if they ever see this. Hopefully they'll watch. 2020 is the next event. We likely will be coming back here. We may keep it the same size. We may not get bigger just because this year was so hard on us. We think it might be worth keeping a handle on what we know we can do. But we'll be back. The same team will be here, hopefully with some of you involved. And we're quite excited about it. The talks are over now. The workshops are finished. The installations are still running as long as they haven't been taken down. We've still got plenty of power, so the music's running. The flamethrowers are definitely running. And we've got 200 kg of propane to burn. Enjoy the rest of your night here and please drink all the beer in the bar. How much beer do we have left, Steve? Plenty. He says plenty, so try your best. Every beer you buy helps with the deficit from the fact that we've got tents that we had to pay for that we weren't supposed to pay for. So please drink all the beer. But don't get too fucked and cause the first aid to you. Please don't go to the first aid post. No, go if you're injured. If you're injured, definitely go, but otherwise please try not to get injured. So, thank you for coming. We'll see you again in two years. And if you see the organisation team around site or you see someone wearing a high vis who's volunteering or you see someone behind the bar, please say thank you to them. Maybe buy them a drink if you can and shake their hand and it'll be worth it for them. Thank you so much for coming. We'll see you again in two years. Also a special thanks to Will, who is sort of the unofficial third director of EMF, but will be becoming official. I mean it's a tradition tradition requires me to stand over the pint glass. Thank you so much everyone. Please go to the bar.