 Hello I already I already recorded this before but I realized I didn't have anything covering my head And I'd already cut my hair, but I wanted to put this in But I don't want to spoil the whole video by me having my hair cut and you can see it even though the pictures are already on social media But then the well it's the video. You know Anyway important announcement incoming Look at that cinematic aspect ratio and the cool color grading. Why am I making this harder for you? I don't know BAAAAAA BAAAA You heard that right gamers I finally have my own U2s. My own figurine It's so cool Look at the detail It's got my algae bracelet on It's got my cool shoes that have like the cool designs on the thing It's got that yellow hoodie that I wear all the time I'm sitting on the gear I'm cute as hell You can put this on your shelf Or on your desk Or anywhere you want to My U2s comes out on When does it come out? My U2s comes out this Friday, August 28th. They are super, super limited in quantity. And once they are gone, they are gone. They are not being restocked. So you can go to utues.com slash products slash crank gameplays and go and check it out. It comes out at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on Friday the 28th. If you go to the website now though, unfortunately you can't pre-order, but you can sign up for email notifications. Again, these might go super quick. So once they're gone, they're gone. So you gotta get them as soon as you can. But wanted to let you know that that's happening. I'm so excited for these. I'm so excited. Look how cute it is. Oh my boy, it's so cute. So if you want to help support the channel and support me and stuff and also get a cool figurine, it's so cool. Ah! I'm so excited. Been working on this for a really long time and I am absolutely honored that U2s asked me if I wanted to do one. Go check it out right now. Get notified so then you can get it as soon as it comes out before it goes out of stock. It's gonna be great. Anyway, enjoy the video. The time has come. Oh boy. April 7th, I completely shaved my head. It's about to happen. Ready? Ah! God, it's so weird. So weird seeing myself look like this. God, it's so odd. And now it is August 23rd and my hair looks like this. And it's fine. But it's gotten to a point where I really need a haircut and with everything going on, I obviously can't go out and get a haircut. So I'm gonna try and give myself a haircut, which I've never done. Well, apart from shaving my own head, I've never tried to give myself a trim. So today, with the help of the lovely, the beautiful Brad Mondo, going to be watching one of his men's haircut tutorials, I'm going to try as hard as I can to get it up because I really don't, I really don't want to get up. I've got a mirror in front of me, by the way. So I'll be looking at myself for the whole time. And then I just went to CVS, got myself a little, can I, can you see you? Aha! There you are. There you are. And here I am. Hey. Okay. No more f***ing around, let's go. Okay, I'm just gonna follow along this lovely tutorial and let's see what happens. Step one, sectioning my hair. Okay, okay. Ah! Okay, okay. How do we do this? Right there, all the way back. Kinda. And then I just need, I need to put one here, right? Do I? I don't know, dude. What am I doing? Here's the thing. I'm not really gonna be cutting the top of my hair at all because it's not super long yet and I like having it long. And so that part, I'm not really gonna be touching. I'm pretty much just doing the sides. So I'm like giving myself a nice little, a nice little trim. I'm kind of afraid right now. Kind of, kind of horrified. I don't know how to see. How do I angle? How do I angle this? Okay, let's just go to the back. So carry the line down the back and clip it up. I think I did it. How do you clip, how the hell do you clip hair? How do you clip it? Ow, what the fuck? How do you clip the hair in? Okay, I think so. I think? I think? God, I don't even know how to use a mirror back here. I think I need to redo this part. There are so many people that are just screaming right now. I can hear you. Everything is backwards, guys. Everything is backwards and it's really hard for my brain to figure it out, you know? Ha! Ha! I don't understand how you do this to yourself. How does your brain work, Brad Mondo? How do you possibly figure this out? Okay. I think? Ha! And that is the sectioning. Please make sure you have that done correctly. It's very, very important. I think? Use this motion, up the head and off the head. Up the head and off the head. Up the head and off the head. Just repeat that as you're cutting. Up the head, off the head. You got it? It's done. All right, gamers. I'm fucking doing it. Up the head, off the head. Up the head, off the head. I don't know if I'm doing this right at all. It feels kind of right. I don't know, dude. I almost just fucking shaved my eyebrows off. See, what I'm afraid to do is this top part, like where it's like really long and like my instinct wants to shave down. I'm not feeling confident in this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. God. I just, I don't, it doesn't look even at all. Okay, so I definitely missed a little bit. There's like a strip in the back that I fucking missed. This is not going as poorly. So this is what we're working with so far. This is step numero uno. I know the back looks bad, guys. I don't need to be told that the back looks bad. I know that it looks bad. Okay? We don't need to fucking talk about it, eh? I feel like this isn't going that bad, but I have honestly have no idea. Like this is, this is worse for some reason in my mind than when I just shaved my head and I'm not really sure why. This has more danger to it, you know? And like if I fuck it up, I could just shave my head again, I guess. But I don't want to. I didn't really like, I didn't really like having a shaved head. Oh no, did I cut too, did I go too short? No. 12 seconds later. I've just realized that I did go too short. Because when I first shaved my head, it was only on the highest guard and now I'm, which is 10. And then I lowered it to six, which I was supposed to use to fade. But now I just did the whole head. Oh! Well, no backing out now, is there? All right, back of the head check. Honestly, not too bad. Like actually, though, really not, not that bad. I don't know, guys. Am I going insane? I have no idea what's happening to me. This is so f***ing hard to angle, Jesus Christ. Oh my God, I can't f***ing do it, dude. Guys, I literally, I think that I'm doing an okay job. Brad Mondo, what do you have to say? All right, all right, I'm gonna do a test really quick. I'm gonna take these things out, all right? And I'm going to see what it looks like. So I'm not even looking at it yet. Honestly, not that bad. Not that bad. Like my hair looks weird right now, for sure. Well, one, I definitely cut it too short. Like I definitely, oh, I might have f***ed it up. I'm gonna go and take a shower super quick. Just rinse off real quick. I don't think it's bad. Like I think I did a pretty decent job. The only thing is, and I'll have to wait, the back I'm unsure about. And I definitely need to trim up a few places after getting it wet, like on the side, there's a few weird ones and like over here and stuff. I'm pleasantly surprised with how well this turned out. Oh, the back, I think is a little f***y. I mean, it'll grow back. I don't really care. Guys, I've successfully given myself a haircut in quarantine. I've never given myself a haircut before. And like, I mean, I'll like put shit in my hair too. So then like on the side over here, it doesn't fall over like that because that looks kind of weird, but not awful. Surprisingly, okay, I'm pleased with it. Honestly, like it's all right. It's a little funky for sure. Yeesh. And again, I will put shit in my hair, but like who is gonna f***ing see? Only the millions of people that watch. First time for everything, I think I did okay. Justin, I'm so sorry that you have to edit this. It's only an hour and 20 minutes almost. It's not that bad. Stop complaining. Thank you guys for watching. Let me know how I did. Again, this was the first time I ever tried to give myself a trim other than shaving my own head. I've never given myself a haircut before. So let me know how you think I did. I think it's okay. It's a little yikes in some places, but like it's not that bad. Surprisingly, not that bad. I did it. Give myself a haircut. All right. Bye bye. What is up my cranky crew?