 so like once again we're dealing with a whole bunch of notes uh the gcpd called batwoman when the executioner showed up instead of the crows how do they call her? well they used the fucking spotlight the spotlight that's always on the crows well see the crows notice it and then he's like bullshit like the crows can take care of it remember they find out last apparently even news stations find out before the crows do well the crows are useless so yeah why would they know before the news because they work with a gcpd well yep okay but they're fucking useless you'd think the gcpd would have told them they'd be like oh by the way guys this is a fucking psychopath but now fuck it bat why would i take care of it but the bat signal is always on well i mean in this show it seems to be but apparently it isn't how can you call for bat man batwoman if the signal is always on i think we're supposed to assume it's not always on but the whole point of the beginning episode was that they were gonna turn it off and they don't and then in the episodes afterwards we even they even moved the bat signal so it can specifically be on well then at that point i don't know what the fuck if it's just constantly odd that yeah how the hell did they call her i mean because they were gonna make a big deal of it being turned off in the first episode well then how do you picture how they call here i just assumed that it's a mistake for us to think it's always odd trying to fill a hole and i have no shovel i have no dirt i've got just a task that can't be completed in that hostage situation you got the gcpd arrive and they're taking care of it i guess there's a one guy who's going to enter and jacob it's like oh we can do um we can get an interrogator and he's like no no i got this and bat woman's in there obviously and that's fine she's got steltisms we'll agree with that sophie's just in there and she's a crow the crow's arrived after the gcpd and asked what they're gonna be doing about all this but she's already in there i don't understand you think that a woman should wait for a man to tell her what she can and can't do she is a crow so she should be doing crow things um you would think so the crows do not seem that's the thing if the crows weren't so incredibly incompetent at everything who knows maybe they said sophie just go inside and we'll discuss things out here and then there is and then i forget there is also the aspect that uh she gets shot and then she's kidnapped by bat woman taken to a mysterious hospital and no one gives a shit yeah this is the this is the second time by the way where bat woman has committed what you might consider basically kidnapping an unlawful restraint against a person who's good or innocent like she gives a fuck they've done absolutely nothing wrong in any way but yeah it doesn't seem like jacob can or anyone gives a shit that sophie's missing in the whole first episode of the series sophie's been kidnapped we've got a finder she and there's even a speech that jacob gives to all of the rest of the crows where he goes into uh links about if that was one of us you know sophie wouldn't rest until we found her in this episode they they actually don't give a shit and it's never mentioned like that there are only two significant crows like the rest of them might as well not even exist for you mentioned this last time we really uh flesh it out a bit in terms of a criticism but the doctor lady is just always there like and she even has a line for that she's like most of the time i uh i spend here this is like bullshit you're always here whatever you needed we've seen you're multiple times being somewhere else well she doesn't look she doesn't sleep apparently well but in the other episode she was talking with luke for half the episode eating fucking pizza it's like i thought you're always at your clinic what are you doing fucking around here talking to luke who's depressed it makes sense getting drunk day who i guess not rents that clinic out like who owns the property don't think about it maybe they'll do a reveal at some point that jake of all the evil mum knew about it the whole time and they just let it happen no eye scanner no fingerprint check no password no number code or anything no elements of the guy's personality had to copy outside of his voice in fact the only thing by way of like having to get past things that were required was to sound like him and to look like him for the guy who can imitate voices and steal faces so seems ridiculously convenient and they don't even bother they don't even make the attempt to try and explain how he actually gets it and leaves with it no yeah that's completely left out he just shows up with it back at alice's hideout also is her gang gone dude that that is that's one of those she has a thousand members of at the stage is shroding his gang she has like zero and a thousand at the same time last last episode dodson and all of the gang members they were beaten slash killed twice in in this episode they are the last episode we watched they weren't even here so i guess it's just a two-man team now it's just wait dude dobson will just show back up i'm sure of it yeah whenever they need them by the way so if the scanner only scans a face could she have like a 3d print out of the guy's face would that work not i'm not saying that would be a great idea i'm just curious about how stupid the security system is when not a voice scanner can do like all the mimicky stuff that would have made sense you can do voice and face now yeah it's a good thing they didn't need like a password or something it's a bit much to believe that they have a face scanner rather than an eye scanner like in everything you see it's always a fucking eye scanner but this type of face scanner by the way this scanner it's not like it took like a three it's not like the retinal scanner where the little light came out and scanned the face it was just it was completely optical so as far as i'm aware you would be able to completely just put up a photograph of his face it didn't actually use what looked like or what looked like any kind of depth to it it just boop boop boop boop click in your end i mean it's all it's all bullshit because his facial his facial structure isn't the same so the mask wouldn't work and his weight changes too she says how are you able to overcome the ferromagnetic projectile saturation his boss is asking this question right and his response is that's proprietary information was that just luck like he just assumed like that's the only answer he could give because he doesn't have the information for it he's just hoping that that would work like yes yeah because what if she was like serious like she was like well no then he'd be fucking shit out of luck he'd be screwed i guess he just got lucky that he played it off as a joke and she went ha ha ha she knows that there's like a whole gang of people out there trying to infiltrate her and like take her shit and stuff like that she's aware that alice and the gang and all that stuff are out there at least she believes it but man she's just lack security i suppose luke explains that the firing squad came back under mea cobble pot and there was a comment saying that's not how mayors work they can't correct it takes the state governor i believe to do something like that and the funny part is that he he felt like he should explain how the firing squad came back but he doesn't bother explaining how the electric chair and gas chambers came back oh firing squad better explain that one it's like whatever the fucking two and since we're talking about cobble pot and everything uh penguin commissioner gordon is not a thing in this universe i mean they killed lucious fox offscreen yeah i don't know i don't know how many lucious fox fans there are but that again that's another one of those is that a good thing probably merciful but alfred exists because of the password there's nothing both to come back at the end of the season it's like what is what's happening what's going on i mean we need someone to come back and chastise about a woman just be like you're terrible you're pathetic you're the worst thing that's ever happened to gartha we're just like yes he stole all his shit this is another one he has standard just significant flaws uh he's he's like i'll bet he's using hydrogen cyanide and there's only one place you can get that in gartham it's like okay and he happens he happens to be right about that and he happens to get batwoman the information in such a way that she gets to the gas just as the executioner gets to it yeah very very convenient that they just show up they have that whole joke about the horny security guard but she doesn't deal with him and he disappears yeah he's just gone yeah it was an entirely pointless scene like he should have been there okay he didn't call security for batwoman because she's a vigilante this can try to steal something and he also didn't call it for the fucking guy who drove into the building broke it and stole something but okay he's great security guard i don't know or maybe he did call them but they were really late fight this is interesting uh just when you're editing you spot these things but this was the license plate as you may or may not know folks that they were referring to on his his car and they do highlight that it's a dirty license plate on the feed and that's why they can't see it and so as you know she is hit by it in a suit and they can find the impression it doesn't line up doesn't it well this is the weird thing you sort of slow the scene down and you're like i'm sorry that's like the point of impact i don't think that's it look at her didn't even touch her she's like yep we got the full license plate it's like yeah didn't even touch me the air pocket must have hit the side of the bat suit and i could analyze the license plate number because of the atmospheric impression it made on my fucking spirit self it's it's dumb it's dumb in every way that you look at it he's putting himself an incredible risk by covering up his license plate like that so when he's driving to or from the scene he could get stopped by any officer by some fucking cosmic coincidence sofi escapes from that hospital with the intention of telling jake of everything and she didn't tell him all the way up to the moment that she finally decides to and she walks in on him having a discussion with kate with a hug and cry what was she doing i guess i'll change my mind about telling you that your daughter i won't tell you that your daughter is bat woman you're having a moment i won't ruin that yeah i don't want to this is more this is the cw your emotionalism is far more important than you know things like the truth but seriously what was she doing when she came back she had like a suit on and everything she didn't even have her combat gear on anymore i guess she went home back no one cared she had a shower went home that's the crazy thing they must be like yeah we found blood at the scene and you were supposed to be inside the building and you were gone are you okay yes what's happening i don't want to spend too long on this i just have to highlight it again that the fact that the executioner had to die in the courtroom for his plan to work what the fuck like a soap i guess he could have done it manually but then he'd be inside so and then it wouldn't match thematically for his whole plan though the whole because ax murdering is not like one of the three made execution things she's like okay also his whole thing is like it's terrible that i have to kill innocents right fucking doesn't have a problem trying to kill bat woman well she's defending the guilty so she's guilty too i i guess but then he's like if i die everyone in this room dies too oh yeah it's like man your whole your whole thing was to make sure that the innocent don't get punished and you just have no fucking problem with the dead man switch to ensure that everyone in this room dies he asked for a specific interrogator whatever and that's why that guy went in no it worked what if they were like no just send you know send billy bob he can do it and billy bob is fucking murdered by the the things the guy will probably like oh yeah interrogator was sick or like got caught in traffic or stubbed his toe yeah it's just like ah sorry guys i can't make it i'm like oh i'm just really tired today so yeah the the victims being brown black and poor i guess the implication was that they're taking the fall for other people is that is that the point there no it's they they hate minorities and yeah they hate the blacks these people hate black people yeah but they're getting framed for the actual crimes that happened right that's what's actually i assume that's what was happening either frame i i guess like it's not just some random thing where they just they go around framing black people for stuff i mean like it's weird because they know what the crime stats are you don't have to frame it's uh it's like like that episode of south park where michael jackson moves into town and the cops are just like oh there's a rich black guy in sounds let's frame him oh yeah yeah just to get him and yeah just the the standard like why did bat woman take sophie to that hospital when the crows are like right outside that they could have just weird and if you were like oh well she's doing it to protect her identity it's like that didn't fucking whatever how did bat woman transport her i don't know and also i just thought that if she was doing it to protect her identity that would be very poor as a commentary on her character what's more important is my identity not your life person yeah this is that i love yeah so this is this we've got some scientisms that hydrogen cyanide scenes ridiculous from a scientific perspective here's why so number one think cyanide it burns uh just because you have hydrogen in something doesn't mean automatically that it burns think water yeah like water that being said hydrogen cyanide is indeed flammable so i guess luke got lucky secondly uh they're not surviving this uh the chemical reaction for it burning in the air is as follows there's a compound or formula whatever this means that burning four parts of hydrogen cyanide requires five parts of oxygen and the burn results in four parts of co2 two parts of water and two parts of nitrogen what this means is if you burn the entire room filled with hydrogen cyanide at six percent you've accomplished in doing the following increase co2 concentration to six percent co2 is toxic to humans at five and reduce the concentration of o2 in the room by six percent which even if we assume the room started off at 21 oxygen despite the hydrogen increase that reduces the o2 content of the room to 13.5 which is way below 19 which is necessary for human breathing so after the burn they're in a closed room with an unbreakable atmosphere awesome very effective uh three of course this all ignores the fact that six percent concentration of hydrogen cyanide is about 300 times the lethal dose so they're both dead anyway there's a reason that's used in execution no blow it up in the room you're in use your cape to produce producers of the show we want someone to be electrocuted we'll knock down a power pole despite drawing significant power it won't trip a fuse or anything the electricity will travel through a small puddle not into the ground instead traveling through a conductive metal fence in the shortest route it will instead travel through a person at high enough amperage to electrocute him requiring a circuit of a puddle of water a fence a band the same fence to do the same puddle of water it's like it was written to be as terrible as possible it is written like it's supposed to be terrible i'm thinking like just be simpler if he cuts down that fucking telephone pole whatever power pole it just grabs the dude like as a surprise and drags him over to it and just fucking puts him on it you know and just goes blah blah just ditch the whole electrocution shooting bullshit stupid just axe mid of them all yeah imagine you just got a taser you walked up to him tased him once the guy falls over tased him again they just started tasing for ages tasing until he just fucking dies k2n battling the executioner says um she essentially appeals to the law she says to him like we have to let these people get punished by the law it's not perfect but you can't like change it in blood or something like all this bullshit and it's just like how could she make all these comments about not breaking the law you literally got lucky that that dodson who you captured didn't die of a leg infection in your you have absolutely no fucking right to criticize anybody else for not following the law if jacob works outside of his jurisdiction how is he any different from a vigilante yeah good old contradiction now uh oh maybe that'll be his arc he's like shit police are bad you're like jake it don't shit i will be the next batman so apparently evil stepmums company knows what the bat suit is made of and they take it as an achievement to research ways to kill not incapacitate but kill the only vigilante that's actually trying to fix the city i don't even know what to think about all of that i think we need more information because it seems utterly bizarre i mean why is she trying to kill the one person who's trying to stop the person who wants to kill her so this one's interesting uh for rags actually and they said that they didn't know if rags responded to this or not i don't think you did but it's because you didn't pick it up because there's so much fucking stupid shit happening at the same time so when she brings sophie in she says what was she shot with hollow point blackout ward cutter and it says uh the first and last of variations of the same ammo type you can have 45 to 70 hollow points or ward cutters but you can't have a blackout as far as i can tell blackout only refers to the point 300 blackout which is popular for ar-15 uppers and the blackout can have hollow points jhp ammo piercing etc the question is dumb get a better show 300 blackout is essentially it uses a really expensive by the way i don't have any i have no interest in it but it essentially is a bullet that uses 556 casings so they work in ars and stuff no at least like aeromags and things like that you just need a new weapon barrel if they use the same brass it's just a different it's a larger stubbier caliber and this is the kind of thing that i'm talking about right we knew something was wrong with that line we knew something was wrong with the fucking chemistry of that room we knew there's some things wrong with the security in that building these are like specialized areas that when you're making a show like this there are ways to access people who have this information that can tell you how this works they can probably tell you how to get the solutions as well like say for example you said a room is filling up with um hydrogen cyanide talk to a fucking scientist they might be able to tell you how someone could escape that for real rather than bullshit i think i guess talking about the last question they mentioned wad cutters do you guys know what those are no idea i wad cutter it's it's a very rare term it doesn't pop up much at all but a wad cutter is a essentially a bullet that has a flat front and the reason that it has a flat front is that it shows up easier when you shoot at paper targets so it's easier for you to see where the bullet hit it's basically just for target shooting at paper oh so very odd that she would it's it's very it it's extremely interesting how a doctor and apparently a high crime city would not go chances are if you're shot it's going to be with a 22 after that probably nine millimeter 38 special something like that why one of her four suggestions would be wad cutter is very strange there's only three suggestions it was um hollow point wad cutter and blackout yeah hollow points can be a variety of different calibers it's very odd i think they wanted her to sound smart but while also having batwoman say it doesn't does it matter or whatever it is like oh jeez christ why is everyone so stupid yeah what's the thing i don't know fuck all about guns but i know that matters like you kidding come on it's not it's not a bad round for like self-defense and stuff but it's just a very specialized kind of you have to go out of your way to buy them like if you found out someone was hit by that you'd be like wow that's what they use wow that's interesting it's weird that somebody would be shot with a gun loaded with rounds that were specifically designed for shooting paper targets yeah that seems a bit odd the show is stupid yeah it's either they wanted her to sound smart or there was like some random person on the team it's like oh use that one nobody knows what that is and sounds great i just find it fascinating that all of those put together we even we even commented on the fucking how how uh executions are put into practice or not as well like so may or all duties and stuff and i just i just find it interesting that we can as layman highlight all of these things when we don't even know the specifics or at least before having a quick google or talking to someone who knows about it i'm just like these are the kind of things that make writing hard but not impossible like this is the challenge you're supposed to be like right my character is a lawyer i need to go find out about how law fucking works and i just don't give a shit i got something for people who would do want to comment a water cutter will fuck you up it's a pretty venerable piece of ammo for self-defense you know because it's a blunt tip it'll it could really fuck you up but it's just it's really strange it's a very odd kind of i'm definitely not saying they will fucking they will they'll get you killed when they if they hit you they're just strange but yeah that does it for our our notes i'll catch up for the previous episode which leads us to the new one can we can we can we mention quickly how retarded it is that she always turns on and off her voice modulator thingy just keep it on she only tits it off for people she's met in real life yo fucking retarded is that so stupid previously on batwoman no he has to remind me oh no don't show this stuff to break the report get away from me and that's all they've done by the way is he said get away from me that should have been major she took away his daughter technically yeah sister oh look it's the one scene that was good prowling hunting hiding and you didn't see i hate being in her head you know i mean yeah her thoughts are so fucking clunky oh my goodness black come in all right she did she oh man they're here yeah the quick response good job guys i'll circle around back you heard her move out you heard her move out she's a duty again like no one cares about their injuries in this series yeah she's fine did you ever let yourself trust anyone kate oh really where are you going he needs to know your daughter we have the wrong girl he's so convincing what oh fucking hell god wow i like that she just stopped she doesn't go over the that dude how fast she went up there that would break your fucking ob the rifles made his way to go what wait did he not get captured by all the guys how are they even there i guess he escaped so did he did that that woman just left killing sources say batwoman thwarted his attack at alessandro's last night how could they possibly know yes did she just get credit whatever the police didn't do it how did they know batwoman did it did did did did sofie tell everyone about what we did it yeah there's no way jacob would want them to spread that oh god what is this it's shadow boxing oh it looks so terrible it's such a body double are you okay stop it stop what the fuck's sake back cleaver please back cleaver back cleaver she's threatening to tell my dad he's gonna freak out and shut us down shut her how could his dad shut how yeah how is he gonna shut you down what's he gonna do put you in jail yeah no proof oh my goodness on the radar fully clothed sex that's the way to go no they're just getting ready for sex this is pre-sex okay condense the hell out of her not to tell your dad who you are that's the conclusion he gives it convince her not to tell on you okay hello we're married have you seen him oh shit this character i forgot about this guy i wonder if he was concerned about his wife just disappearing for no no no he wouldn't give a shit i thought you said batwoman took off before you could talk to her she did she not aware of security footage well done sofie good job i like how they just blatantly ignored the cameras at the beginning of the first episode of those like cameras every goddamn episode tyler's gonna turn out to be a batman and she's gonna leave him tyler might be killed i think as well there's a chance of that kate and i have finally started to have a connection after five years and now she hates me five years say it don't spray it am i supposed to do until then you haven't you only seem to have left me i have enough going on right now without another guilt trip you are guilty though you are guilty you belong in a fucking prison oh my god oh no stop it can you say that oh my god she's like the worst actress i've ever seen deliver the line oh my god oh my god we need to get him before the shooter does he'd signature 30 feet to the west i see him too oh wow oh wow wow oh wait what is another vigilante doing also why didn't the assassin take the shot there he seemed to have it got him again wow not another step batwoman i'll be bringing him in oh it's that woman we saw earlier oh he's just a fucking escaping oh my god you guys suck that's the second time he has been depleting why does my batwoman had just left unironically batwoman seems to want villains to escape just say okay sure take him in guys the murder is leaving alfred would have taught you penny worth let's leave my father out of this she's alfred's daughter what the hell are you doing in my oh no no there no there's so many problems here the way that guy's looking around oh my goodness what a clusterfuck batwoman and blonde are both trying to save this one guy because they know that there's an assassin trying to kill him what they don't do is they don't go to him and say hey there's an assassin actively trying to kill you you should probably lay low for a while you know don't walk around outside stay someplace safe don't go near any windows someone's trying to shoot you with the gun and kill you so you need to be super super careful they don't do that instead they just follow him around and hope that the assassin doesn't get him before they do they literally fight over who can save him yeah so the assassin is right there and plain fucking sight in the parking lot 30 feet away from him he doesn't shoot the guy how convenient then blonde comes out of nowhere to stop him blonde tussles with assassin men and batwoman incapacitates him by taking out his legs because batwoman wants to save this guy and the assassin has been stopped essentially instead of doing the good thing in going you know what capturing the assassin is more important than my personal glory you go ahead and take him in in fact i would be happy to assist you because you're a vigilante like me and this is a deadly assassin guy trying to kill someone oh no no no no no now they have to fight over who he gets the privilege of turning him in meanwhile the assassin escapes and runs away and there are no issues and not only that for the double fucking whammy the guy that they were trying to protect apparently doesn't get in his car and go away or thank the people who saved him he walks into an alley and gets themselves fucking killed by skin man so the assassin got away and the person they were trying to protect is dead and they're gonna i guarantee you they're gonna have banter in this scene they're gonna banter back and forth about being vigilantes and these like guys you failed miserably to be fair i did teach you that move and a few others miracle i killed two men for you what mouse can you tell our friend here why we hired him to kill those scientists thank you for exposition because they were the only people on the planet who knew how to make that gun oh now it blessed gyles doesn't use any ammo at all it's just self-sufficient ruse is apparently better keeping a secret than i am yeah oh yeah wonder why apparently miracle do you lie and pretend that you had a thing for me the only thing i lied about was why i was there oh we're still not over her then she's married to a man oh can you imagine i'm telling my dad that i'm about to say the hell out of my business you brought her to the bad cave it's the out of my business person i brought into my business your dad doesn't dry heave when he sees a rainbow flag still needs to generate simps oh she told the truth if we lie why are we even here are you actually retarded has she never had this explained to her man look at the difference in their busts first off we're women first off we're women at point rock you did make the sharpshooter competition your bitch sophie freaking more broke shana zaddy's obstacle record by one second yeah we're best we're the best we're i'm sure they're very very good yes women are the best at everything physical it's just they're not gonna expel sophie freaking more we're telling them the truth what no i mean they will expel you i don't know i what they didn't take the bullet for the crime scene they left it in there and framed it apparently it's not evidence okay before i say anything i need to know i can trust you i can't promise you something when i don't know what it is sophie's a smart man i need you to me that guy's got his gay dog are you the gays so we do not accept the gays in the valley unfortunately sneakers are not allowed to be in the dining area sneakers i'm surprised that you could see them considering they're hiding underneath our table oh he's he's an anti-gay he's an anti-gay that guy right there is wearing sneakers maybe you would enjoy instead our oh god i want to die let's avoid the scene admit that the only thing offensive about my shoes is me everyone pause everyone pause okay first off the scene is fucking preachy as shit yeah right but first off this is kate kane who we learned very very early would rather tell the truth and leave some place because she's gay like the academy then stay there she is insisting that she is going to stay when they don't want her it's a complete flip of what she did earlier with sophie the person who's there with her what they go on for is that there's a fundamental disconnect because she's gonna stand her ground and sophie won't that's what they're going for now i know what they're trying to do but it's it doesn't work because everything in this show doesn't work she's wants him to admit that he's anti-gays yeah just admit that you don't like gay people having women hold their hands like that could have literally been anything but he immediately is like the lesbodios stop them also contributes fucking nothing to the show i think the idea is that the dress code is bullshit yeah somebody else is wearing sneakers yeah that's what they're trying to yeah it's he's obviously in the wrong but it's so he clearly is yeah it's just it's such a fucking stereotype the second that he showed him looking at their head it's like oh he's an anti-gay uh great it's the only thing she wears leather jackets his black leather jackets all she wears pretty much all right well she knows you and 3.5 million other people yeah one snap from her and she will shut this place down faster than you can say wow make me feel uncomfortable oh wow oh my god that's what it looks like when it comes out naturally oh she's such a bad actress that's what it looks like when it comes out naturally what went down at point rock was the worst day of my life really i was going to do everything we talked about so what happened second opinion second opinion it's going to be the man ruined it so oh oh it was jake up okay this day sucks kate and i are gonna stick together on this i'm waiting for him to be like baby don't if you think you're gonna walk out of there without signing that letter of denial and still graduate you are in for a major disappointment if i was kate then i would entirely and 100 percent i understand why so if he's doing this if i don't tell the truth it will destroy our relationship i can't make this decision for you it wouldn't have to destroy the relationship yeah and it's plus it's like yeah then we'll just get all of our honors and everything and then we'll just yeah they said they graduate in a week like just have a week of no touching each other publicly you'll be all right it would be cleaner than my dad convinced you to lie kate is a selfish prick yeah the dad didn't actually do anything wrong there he just gave a reality he was just like that's how it's gonna work by the way bye thanks to him i ended up serving i made money from my family yeah i got picked by your dad to help leave the cruise yeah and instead you just lost me fine you're a fucking cunt i was gonna say it's not such a bad exchange it's can go fuck yourself also this is an odd strategy i'm like kate to keep so be honest that was not what her plan was at all like that had nothing to do with her actual attentions story time you must have a 20 on the rifle spike dodging also we have to eat to survive so if that's okay with you i was a real estate fib going i was about to say the same thing oh my god you have a safe room um you're fucking kidding me holy shit how did mary get in girl the front desk loves double whip frappuccinas for fuck's sake man you've two assistants who work past midnight for a real estate company without a new real estate mary stop putting our plot holes mary encompasses my soul yeah we don't have the technology to do that here actually we can do that oh everyone just hey come on everybody just appears yeah you know i don't recall this being an open farm oh yes it's urgent what you got for me this show brings me so much joy sir she's your daughter what what what kate is batwoman and he's jake's a jake's fucking face imagine being jake of this whole fucking show is out to get you everyone's here they're great and also this house paying him with i don't fucking know we we address that like episode one i don't know where everybody comes from sun batwoman my love so she sold she sold the gun to assassin man maybe it's best we just kept your distance from no one like let's just suffer through the next week and then never worry about it ever again how about that seems worth it to be set up for the rest of your life i don't know that's kate sharp shooter competition i fucking know it is idiot i have eyes do you even know how she won that shooting good jason doesn't really know she didn't even try she didn't even try in fact what she was so hung over from tequila shots the night before it was insane anyone that sounds really irresponsible okay and she's still managed to be the best okay of course she was then she dropped out of course she was the best every time sure she did she's perfect because kate kane doesn't waver she did more for this school than anyone who's ever gone here what so you can scrub her name from what so you can scrub her name from every plaque and banner and roster but you will never erase her okay good since when was she this incredible person that changed this school forever what the fuck emotional flashback time also i'm not there in the fields with you this time my wife's here though i didn't realize this was an open forum but the thing about complicated is we handle it better than anyone i know fuck you you literally lied to me that our daughter was dead but if you forget about that she's totally a friend i like how jack hasn't had a mental breakdown the villain and hero of this city of both his daughters what are they thought dead like what what if you need to light something that you don't want to point your gun at what then this music though you pointed a gun right at her she put the gun a moment ago what if you have to light something up you don't want to point your gun at i like the bat would slowly move the gun away from it like please stop pointing that at me you know now is a good time for a moment i can't lose you that was going on it's British kill i was about to ask you the same thing what wait was that the bat woman killing weapon it was the bat woman killing weapon but it didn't i'm assuming it didn't kill it because fucking hell that would have been awkward they just turned up and they've got it now bring her to me wow what what's happening people just standing there while the cross like no you can't just go and do that okay we stop stop stop stop there's too much too much too much at the same time i'm actually like legit confused what the fuck is happening okay start right from the beginning so they've come up with a plan British girl is going to dress up as bat woman to convince thingy the bat woman is not Kate Kane i understand that unfortunately for them they decided to do this at the same time as they're looking for the assassin with a bat woman killing gun yeah this is probably not the time and place for that worst timing worst possible place there's someone in the building with the super secret bat person killing gun and you're gonna go in there with someone else as bat so like first of all there's another reason why this what the fuck was Kate doing there you know what i mean like from Sophie's perspective like why are you here like why are you here how are you here Kate but i was gonna say it wouldn't work anyway because Sophie should be fully aware of their fucking chids like she should be like also if if she if her idea here is to ensure that Jacob thinks someone else is bat woman then just have bat woman show up at crow's HQ and be like hey i think we should work together or whatever and he could just hear her voice or have bat woman just show up at his house and talk to him as not bat as not Kate Kane have have Britt lady have her show up in the bat suit and be like there was so many better ways to do this and the reason they did it this way is so the bat woman not not bat woman could get shot by the bat gun that didn't kill her you'd even have a shot of him looking at the gun like why did that kill it which by the way i think that's going to be revealed that Alice gave him the wrong ammo or something he gave her like a little capsule or whatever like the little thing remember she held it up uh McMuffin yeah yeah i don't know i don't know i don't know what it's gonna be like or whatever but that's another thing we got to worry about but what a fucking that we've got kk grabbing Sophie's pistol and she says i'm gonna go get her a loaded gun like what are you doing kate you're giving that give me that let's go assault the crows with a what is what actually is her plan you don't have an outfit you look like kate kane if you do anything and i see you they'll know it's kate kind of what we were highlighting at the beginning of the episode with all of these different things with law chemistry science and and security and all this other stuff there's barely any of that in this this is mainly just kate is an idiot that's pretty much what we're dealing with in this episode which is kind of why it sort of ranks lower on the there's nothing ridiculous has happened but we still got 10 minutes left so i would have just loved if she was like you know hello sophie as batwood that is like you're not batwood fucking crimson chid is very different from british chid crimson chin also fringy you never apologized for ruby rose all right well ruby rose is australian sorry which explains i think the double whammy of she's trying to do an american accent while not being a particularly talented actress and so it just she keeps having these like i want to highlight that one delivery she had outside the restaurant it was like a super bad i want to play it right now for people again that's what it looks like when it comes out naturally there you go that was the most past episode so far these cuts make it very hard to understand what the fuck's happening it's terrible oh look it's not raining again i was gonna say the weather the weather's changing between shots they do not give a fucking shit about this no it's just so good no escort for the all right can't wait to see what the plan is here me too i'm thrilled what don't shoot what are you oh remember they established there's a shop shooter oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god dude jesus christ batwoman what the fuck uh oh uh they're all way bigger also the fucking music again wow it's a good thing this little they're bigger have body armor she's wearing a fucking leather jacket and a helmet i can't believe all of that just happened you said it's over i will penetrate the suit you didn't just plain me you played her suffice gonna be pissed don't you ever say her name in front of me who no show i got it i got it yeah i know she fucked here here you retarded people that's what happened see dear sister there isn't anything i wouldn't do to protect yeah yeah okay this deal makes no fucking sense i'm live at the right far away broken ribs from our little ruse aren't helping either take her to the broken ribs you have broken ribs just take you to berry's magical place of healing they didn't even take her to the shitty hospital they just took her to nowhere go to an actual hospital and just say yeah i had a really nasty fall or i had an accident i broke my rib heal me she's not no dude they've wrapped a thing around it there you go that's crash the party i've got ice press this press this on your broken ribs which means i'm on a one-way flight to san terrini oh don't get your stuff killed apart from my father no and lucius of course don't say something stupid bruce wayne never trusted a soul what about robin you don't trust anyone yeah when you don't trust anyone it means that you can disappear for four years i don't think that's a good thing no that's very good it protects people it's good that you have the ability to disappear if you need to especially in his position no go away stop it got some pride got some pride real estate's first acquisition oh this is the real estate thing okay so how'd you buy this out a crow's van with a 50 meter precision shot with a pistol with a fucking pistol on a fuck off i get it john wick can't even do that shit to celebrate also those guards they're gonna say yeah uh this purse this this woman showed up with kate canes motorcycle helmet on kate canes motorcycle beat the shit out of us is really weird as hard as i have tried to get over you i can't yeah we got that actually i i think you were right six years ago and maybe it's best if i keep my distance from now on well let's think the show that's what's correct but the show is like oh no but kate you don't really mean that well the yeah the fans of the show will be like no these two should be together fuck jake it but what's the tyler that's it now that you're such a good fucking shot you're better even when you're fucking i love that they establish she's an incredible shot in the first episode she needs to make an incredible shot like excellent job oh look oh it's across the street from anti gay man turn this joint into a gay bar obviously i'm running point on design why you have no idea what the fuck you're doing even if it's just one you don't have time you have to run a hospital no to school running point on design my lead on cart light upstate was a dead end waste of a couple of days worth the shot oh it's skin man daddy make a cut there you go katherine seems to think so i guess it was him for the whole episode and if you drink much from a bottle marked poison poison later i guess it's just poison you did all that to just get poisoned you can make that shit in your bathtub we need to be in our prime most memorable mad tea party yeah got them has ever seen i'm crazy again look at it go oh my goodness this is so just to clarify jake went on some kind of lead he because he was talking to kate he was like k i followed a lead apparently when he did that they replaced him in the office with a different jake of how did nobody know this how does he know how to run the organization before that he's told people he's gone on an assignment so when he's turning up at the office when they be like hey so how's the assignment i guess i guess he was just like oh i came back lol and when he gets back this isn't something that you can keep like this is dumb because when he comes back then he's gonna learn that there was apparently a double of him still in the office and everything yeah they're gonna find out that there's a double yeah this is not what did they do what did alice and co get out of this because they're stopping it now yeah i guess they got he said like he's back in katharine's good graces i guess they're both friendly now he wanted to get katharine and the husband to not divorce boy but they are gonna divorce because that's not the real him yeah his opinion will not have so um maula was saying before that this was the best episode i don't agree anymore with that this is the worst episode no what the fuck are you talking about this is the worst this is the worst no fucking way this is the worst this is definitely the worst it's not even close this one's like probably the third best baby this is the worst it's no way there's no fucking what is your argument for how this is the worst it's nonsense we had to pause this one what twice three times yeah but the thing is we've we've we've not paused other episodes when we probably should have but we did pause this one three times true but we could have paused a lot of episodes a lot of times i think that the that's not an argument it can't just be that we pause everything everything well here's the thing we're comparing one show where everything's terrible to another show where everything's terrible no i know but there are degrees of terrible this one i think that the degrees of terrible on this one are i honestly i i pretty much there's only a couple of major like that's impossible issues most of it is characters being stupid i think like the the shot from the motorbike that's insane um yeah the fact that the reveal at the end makes absolutely no sense that whole plot line literally means nothing well no technically speaking it can actually function it's just really stupid i don't see what they achieve with this and it's gonna fall apart as soon as he gets back i know but the show wants to make it like it's a thing and they're really playing yeah i know i know but it's not as much of a problem as what we've dealt with in other episodes that woman lets the rifle go twice in this episode yeah and it's in line with a character that woman essentially is trying to protect a person that person dies the assassin gets away she doesn't give a fuck and she yeah i agree kindles her friendship with somebody else as the as all of this stuff at this point i have to remind you of the other episodes i guess because that's that's not even close to as bad as other shit has happened in this season i don't i don't know i i feel like they're in plus the the moralizing gay thing yeah again the surface level really it's like what are you gonna say that people who don't like gay people don't exist they do it's just that it was really contrived so where where what is the worst episode i would probably yeah five was probably the worst yeah complete that the mouse back story yeah and then there's a shit ton of insane nonsensical things happen in terms of like explosions or events and stuff like that this one like i i i don't know a lot of it makes sense it's just really silly like the for example batwoman fucking flipping that car it would be like what an insane thing that's happened but it's like well k canes an asshole yeah but she does it using her helmet and her motorcycle in front of the guards well no i'm talking about the flip the fight itself i think is impossible for it to have actually won that's a yeah they clearly just don't shoot the person assaulting them yeah it's just it's just another another bullet point in the list of k canes an awful superhero if she could even classify at this point like that should have given her away entirely 100 percent oh yeah that not to you know as you highlight she's using a motorbike but again we've had that before she's fucking like blatantly riding that thing all around town while dressed as batwoman for some reason this just never seems to like that's not new is what i'm saying also using sophie's gun while assault while assaulting crow's security people but no no so i think that adds an element to it the fact that she is openly assaulting pro security guys sure but again we've got episodes where she's defibrillated back to life while the police are around her and she has just escapes like well metal fringy what do you think what is this episode rank for you guys man like you said pretty much well i mean just being stupid but it's not like plot holy the thing is like episode five was really bad episode three was really bad those are like two by far like the worst episodes and then i think it was two one in ascending order and then four and or maybe this one yeah magpie and executioner they were two that were kind of similar in terms of their badness and then this one magpie and executioner they're my three for like trying to figure out which one's the best because fucking hell you just reminded me of the elliot episode that one was fucking terrible like yeah rags when you talk about like worst episodes the fucking elevator episode that one is filled with tizm i well i'll i'll say this i'll say subjectively this is the worst one okay in terms of the way the show tries to portray its messages and how insanely inconsistent and stupid and unreasonable all the characters are and how the plans make no sense yeah i can see that that seems to be a mainstay the plot will never make sense we've got that going for it like the consistent with that one but i just think that in this one the character is just like it's not just a character or two it's like basically every single person is just like unbelievable i believe kate kate she's that much of an asshole she just decided to chase us like a swap van on the motorcycle with a pistol to fucking rescue batwoman it's so insane and it works i can't believe she flipped that van so fucking reckless man what a great hero so just to be clear has batwoman actually brought anybody into custody yet i guess mac pie oh yeah that counts execution it died uh elliot what happened to elliot he knocked out yeah alice knocked him out we didn't alice has actually captured as many villains as batwoman in this season so far so to clarify that alice in this episode she has the gun and she wants mouse and this assassin guy to kill all of the people who can repair slash make the gun and in exchange she will give him the gun to kill batwoman yes but she will dismantle the gun to a degree that it cannot kill batwoman anymore yeah um all right it still works it's just not as deadly that's the part that makes it deadly the other part just makes it an inconvenience laser which by the way the place that he was assassinating the guy from is so hilarious he was just hilarious right there adjacent car he's like pointing a gun at him when batwoman arrives she's just like oh there it is there it's happening right there that's all going on all right um i don't know why british lady was even in this outside of having an excuse to have the scene where she has a batwoman and a not batwoman you know why was she even there she was hunting the guy yeah the thing was the assassin guy she apparently that she's been hunting him for a while that's why she leaves at the end because he's leaving so the asian man he gets killed while those two are talking and the assassin escapes that just boggles my mind and the plan was so alice could just get poisoned yeah which by the way maybe she's being funny about that like it's it's not actually maybe it's more than that but right now if it's just poison what the hell is all this for yeah if that does just turn out to be poison that's ridiculous you could go to the store and buy rat poison and it kills people i just i think i think you might be right though about the whole so let's just assume for a second alice's plan is actually that she wants to get rid of any batwoman killing guns because she likes batwoman so what she does is have the gun stolen kill everybody who can repair slash make the gun and then make it look as if she was trying to kill batwoman while getting the gun out of the city because that guy takes it with him i think that's what the show's going for right she took on a lot of risks to protect batwoman because that assassin guy could have killed it mouse could have found out about any of this along the way assuming she's trying to trick him a normal person can shoot her in the face i have a feeling she's gonna kill mouse by the end of this season what were we talking about before this episode shroding his gang shone and shrodingers gang also uh the message being it's not good to be isolated you should have people to be friends with i guess i guess yeah also does she not care about dodson anymore does she forgot that he exists don't even fucking go to dodge like we can't i'm i dude we're gonna have an episode if he if he turns up again it'll be so fucking funny if he's gone forever because we'll forget him but um if he turns up in a prison cell and jake him goes to talk to him about us like oh he was captured okay or he's just gonna turn up in alice's crew at one point we'll be like oh i guess yeah there he is okay that's all it's gonna be because fuck knows what's going on with dodson dodson's our favorite character show get him back do you remember when he picked he was picked up by jake him and he just spills out his exposition for why he's a person that he is in like a sentence the crows just protect the rich and i hate that not to mention the whole yeah like they're really pushing this whole like she stood up for herself in the army it's like it was a week and it would have set the careers forever i know i understand the principle like you shouldn't be okay with being suppressed as the gay but as far as i was aware it's not like the army says that you're not allowed to be gay and in the army it's that you shouldn't be fucking people while you're in the army yeah you shouldn't be fraternizing with other people while you're in school maybe i'm wrong maybe gartham is like that much of an asshole i don't know like they or wherever they would uh what do they say point rock maybe they're like unless you sign this document that says you're not a gay then you cannot stay here but even still i'd be if let's just say we were in an institution that said you cannot be straight uh and you to to fucking uh get your um the ceremony completed stuff i'd probably be like yeah okay i'm gay yeah i'm a big old gay give me my diploma and set me up for life uh and then as soon as i've got it i'll be like by the way i was straight the whole time just run away yeah what are they they can't revoke your credence yeah i think that's about it um see you next time folks bye bye my mom calls gays degenerate centers oh my god what'd you bring me