 Hello, it's me your favorite little YouTube white boy Ethan Nester. Hi. I have a history of Not being the smartest person in town. I don't speak well. I can't do Good math. I can't even read very well. So today I thought that we would just do a common sense test See what happens now I want to say that this is not an IQ test when I looked up a common-sense test Most of the things that came up were IQ test. This is not an IQ test. This is common sense, okay when This is off to a bad start. Do you have common sense? When does February have only 27 days? It's every four years, right? Every leap year is every is leap year every four years. I think so next on Fire Didn't even read your you're on fire What do you do stop dropping roll and then you call 911 and then you're panicking the whole time But you just try and not show it because he's so handsome. You don't want him to see you panicking a Nigerian prince sends you an email asking that you send him a few thousand bucks in return He will share his vast riches with you your response. Well, obviously He's in trouble and he's gonna pay it back in dividends Well, that's an offer. I can't refuse see you soon money Graham or Western Union always Western Union Doesn't royalty have some money in the bank. Why is he asking me? Okay? But this is the last time I'm sending you money doesn't royalty have some money in the bank Why is he asking me you open your laptop one morning and find a trail of ants having a party on your keyboard What do you do fucking light that house on fire scream as loud as possible and chuck it across the room wrap it up And ship it back to the manufacturer. I have a warranty. I'll put out ant traps around my laptop tonight I should stop eating cupcakes while I use my computer. It's between these two I would say well also maybe this but I think if you try and do just like a preventative thing first Then maybe that'll be good enough and then you don't have to send your laptop back And then not have a laptop, but then you can do that last that doesn't work You get a prescription from your doctor with instructions to take first To do with instructions to take the first pill now when is now tomorrow Wait, no Tomorrow now you get a prescription from your doctor with instructions to take the first pill now when is now you take the first pill now You take it now Right because otherwise your doctor would say I was prescribed medication fairly recently and they did say they were like take this Starting tomorrow So they if they wanted you to take it starting tomorrow, they would say take it starting tomorrow, right? We're saying now which of the following countries does not have 4th of July all of these well all of the Well, see I think they're trying to trick me Everywhere has the 4th of July, but are you talking about the holiday because then it would just be the United States When we celebrate our independence day But I mean everywhere has the 4th of July You're driving down the highway and drop your phone between the door and the side of your seat Your first reaction is to overcorrect and flip the car So then the phone comes out of the slit and it falls back into your hand So you continue to text and drive open my door letting my phone Let me reach my phone more easily while you're driving you're gonna open your door. Yeah, that's good Unbuckle my seatbelt wedge my hand between the seat and the door and try to drive with one hand. I mean Shouldn't do that, but that is probably what I would do We thought I won't be able to check Twitter on the way to work. We're gonna calmly pull over before reaching for my phone Luckily you recovered your phone earlier too bad on the road too bad The road on your way to work is flooded up ahead. What are you thinking? I've had to drive in some flooded areas recently because California is getting a lot of rain and Southern California is not equipped for rain Just a little water nothing my car can't handle my tires are made of rubber and rubber floats if I drive really fast The water won't have time Exactly, you know, they say Jesus could walk on water. He couldn't he was just hydro planning Okay, he could just run really fast. We will have to find another way to work It's late and you have to work early tomorrow. Your friends are going to an awesome party and offer to pick you up What do you do? This isn't really common sense, right? Okay, but I'd better be home early. I don't even respond. I'll be ready in five Well, if they're driving, I don't want to be rude, right? This isn't common sense I mean their answer the answer that they want is I don't even respond But that's up to personal you could go to a party and come back at a Decent time one two four eight the obvious next number is 16 Because it's doubling every time you just finished grocery shopping for the weekend But it looks like all of the checkout lanes are really long. What do you do take my car to another store to pay for it? That's not how that works throw out my hands and Pete and defeat and go hungry for the week I'll shout. Do you people even know who I am? That's what I would do as a youtuber. I'll use one of the self-checkout lanes I mean it well Hold on though. How many groceries do we have? Because depending on the grocery store also morals in my opinion Depending on the grocery store, you can only take a certain amount of items through self-checkout Also, if I have a big-ass car even if they don't have that that limitation if I have a big cart full of groceries I'm not going to self-checkout because I feel like an asshole because self-checkout should be In my opinion in my personal opinion in my in my opinion I think should be people for people who has have less items so that they don't have to stand in line when they're like I'm just trying to get some milk I can just scan it real quick and go if you're going to a grocery store and you have a big cart Full of items don't go to self-checkout because that's for the people that have small amount of items Okay, thank you some months have 31 days others have 30, but how many have 28? One of them February which is I'm currently recording on the 28th of February isn't that nuts when you're playing the slot machines What's your system to walk away with the most money? Yeah to not gamble? I mean is Yeah, you're taking an important test today, and you can't find your lucky charm What do you do freak out call out sick? Don't be ridiculous. I have more than one lucky charm There's no such thing as a lucky charm again This isn't really a common-sense thing because I don't think that if you believe in luck or a lucky charms or The lucky charms guy. What's his name? What's his name? Put it up on screen that guy that fucker I don't think that makes you dumb or not to have common sense ever pick up a hitchhiker Yes, I do all the time. Nope, and I don't plan to once or twice only the friendly looking ones John Mulaney is Hitchhiking on the side of the road. He puts his finger out. What do you do? Hmm. Do you a? Open your door as you're driving by and hit him in the head Do you be tell him to go sit over on the bench or do you see? Him and go oh fuck that's John Mulaney Your car in a lightning storm your best course of action is to hire Hide under something tall get to the lowest spot I can find seek shelter in a building that one Get to the nearest roof strip naked and wave copper rod over my head. That's how Benjamin Franklin Invented electricity He didn't invent it he discovered it right Everything happens for a reason do you agree with this statement again? This is not really common sense. This is I don't know Kind of it really hurts when you bend your arm like that. What do you do you keep bending it like that stop bending like that? It really hurts go to the emergency room. I guess you'd know not the emergent don't do that go to urgent care or Maybe go to a doctor if you can but but but what are we classifying as really hurts? I need more context What's elbow grease putting in hard work what we fry elbows in if it looks too good to be true It probably is hey if your friends jumped off a bridge would you would you hell? Yeah, would you will there be beer involved will there be a bungee cord or a parachute wall nope and nope They want nope and nope, but What are they hold on? Context again is important Are they jumping off a bridge into water how high is the bridge are they jumping off the bridge to escape? something huh Whether it be something in the real world or something within themselves is there some sort of Big blockbuster movie happening and they happen to be a hired and trained stunt professional It really depends on the situation fool me once shame on you fool me twice. It's okay I'm sure you had a reason that's my answer as the people pleaser No, that's fine. I'm sure I'm sure you're fine fool me twice say a lot of my little friend fool me once shame on you Fool me. You can't get fooled again. That's like this sequel to Fucking the fool me movie fool me. You can't get fooled again Will meet way shame on me. You're driving home, and there's a drowned power Or there's a down to power line brought blocking your path. What do you do drive over it? I got rubber tires get out and move it. Nope get on splash water on it call the power company Yeah, is it legal anywhere for a man to marry his widow's sister? I feel like Feeling the kind of questions That we were getting answered really just took a turn. This is Really confusing question. So if we break it down a little bit first of all overall it's asking Wait for it. It's asking if he can marry his wife's sister Which technically is not illegal. It's weird but in this scenario. It's marry his widow's sister meaning That his widow is his wife, but she is now a widow Meaning that the man is dead So he cannot But this doesn't make sense the man would not marry the sister Because he's not alive the sister would be marrying the man, which is not legal. You can't marry a corpse slash other stuff this question Doesn't really make sense, but the answer is no trust is not given it is earned Yeah, I agree with that But again, this isn't really a common sense thing that's kind of up for interpretation almost done Did I get everything right your sense is 76 percent common? You're pretty sensible you tend to keep your wits about you But like most people you have a blonde moment every now and again That's a stereotype. So maybe you've blown up a couple of microwaves from heating TV dinner But I want to I want to know what I got wrong. Let's take another common sense test So this is an IQ test and I'm not Looking forward to it and I don't think that I should take it question one logical reason I See It would be this guy This is interesting line Okay, if Jessica Elizabeth and Stephanie in a room all shake hands with each other how many total handshakes will occur One two four But wait Yeah, four Four if the population of an alien race doubles every two minutes How long will it take for the population to grow from 1,000 to 32,000? every two minutes every I'm gonna embarrass myself every two minutes so two minutes in four minutes is 10 minute 10 minutes 11 lines four cats and seven crows have a total of 11 lions That's 33 eyes. So it's not eyes four cats 11 15 No 14 seven crows Have 14 wings. Yes. The price of an item was lowered by 25% by what percent must this Discounted price be increased to do you go back to the original price? I didn't comprehend a single Letter in that the price of an item was lowered by 25% What by what percent must this discounted price be increased to go to the original? price Well, it's lowered by 25% so You to get it back you would make it 25% I'm not dumb am I I mean I am but mathematical reasoning completed. That's gonna be the worst one yet, okay? Here we go. Choose the next number in the following secrets two four six eight ten twelve five ten fifteen twenty twenty one one One times one is to wait one one Two plus one is three three plus two is five five plus three is eight twenty Minus one minus two minus three minus four minus five, okay? Pattern intelligence complete My brain is expanding Huh Huh, oh, it's that okay I am unsure I Guess it would be this uh Sracer recognition complete We have three more if you rearrange the letters Lizard you get the name of River no, oh, it's Brazil which of the four choices is the odd one out guess seek inquire demand I think it's demand hip ankle shoulder wrist Which of the four choices is the odd one out knife fork spook napkin? My verbal intelligence is complete submit my answers. Tell me how dumb I am. I don't want I have to pay for it I don't wanna I Don't wanna I'm not going to But I want to see no, I don't want to I Don't want to be tricked. I don't want to be duped. I don't want to be duped like this I won't let the system duped me. I don't need common. Oh I'm using my common sense right now hmm How's that huh? I Shouldn't pay for this I Shouldn't pay the two dollars and nineteen cents to get my things and in hindsight I shouldn't even have given them my name in my email Even though I don't use that email. I'm using my common sense now so editor And comment section. Hmm. Give me a little bit of something in the comments Tell me what my IQ is Wow could have guessed that huh Well, thank you guys so much for watching. I hope that you enjoyed Let me know if you take common sense test what your common sense is. Were you surprised by my sense? Were you? not surprised You let me know and have a great day