 Doesn't matter what your profession is that none had an attitude problem, but of course we do wish her a very speedy recovery and You know things got out of hand There's come in my bum. Welcome to episode number three of the Martin Michael fully actual podcast season two This is our 43rd episode in total third episode on the season and let me just go ahead and say Matt. Yes He has his own mic now That's how we upgraded with the green screen own mic. We've got new shit here. There's dicks There's balls that grow from our sweetheart that sent this last week. What do you mean green screen? This is we're in a field. No, no, let's be I want to be in an orphanage or space Either or conner you decide conner. Maybe mix it mix it like half space half orphanage Maybe throw in some like desert. Maybe a spacey orphanage. Maybe an orphanage a pigary a pigary We could be at a pigary. Well, it could be Jesus with the 11 to 12 disciples. Yeah. Yeah the fucking him hanging not hanging nailed up. We could have we could be at 7 11 we could be working at 7 11. Maybe we could be dog breeders We could be Shit talk. Here we go. How was your weekend? Oh, my weekend was very well. Thank you. I've been laying off the bloody The everything just because um, I felt quite fucked So I haven't touched shit for a while eight days, right? No alcohol. Yeah and had a very Pretty boring uh weekend to be honest, but um, no sunday is all right but no nothing no crazy stories or anything just A bit of recovery. You know what I mean a bit of r and r. What does r and r even mean rest and recovery? No recovery and rest. Oh recovery and rest matt. Can you just double check that for us r and r What does r and r stand for? Yeah, he's voiceless and clearly now. Yeah, instead of the background shit Wearing a wholesome shirt. Yeah w-h-o-l-e-s-u-m wholesome Oh, I got a burp coming Yeah, I'm finished. Well, the first thing that came up is uh rock and roll See but Bear with me. You weren't doing that last weekend Well It depends what rock and roll means I was being rock and roll man What did you do? I had surprisingly a mate's 30th come up So I dropped everything. I got a hotel room You got four bags of cocaine I'm not gonna say I didn't You've got four bags of cocaine and some mdma and you shared it round because it was my friend's 30th So I fucking shouted the boys as they say the boys And then um, yeah, it got to just at one point I had a fan come up and couldn't believe he just kept saying are you really michael from marty and michael And I was just trying to impress my friend henry and make him laugh So I just kept trying to hook up with him and he hated it But like just still obviously thought I might have been michael from marty michael So he was trying he was just putting up with it and then I sexually assaulted him not physically just What's it cool when they just see it? Are they witness a sexual assault? Yeah, you witness sexual assault Yeah, so I started just showing in my asshole and telling him and he kept trying Are you really michael from marty and michael? And then I just kept saying I want your will in my bum bum And I'd repeat that over and over while he'd see the inside of me And of course, uh, he has press charges and michael is under investigation and this Admission of what he's done now. We'll be using court. I'll say man. I've got a good lawyer. I'll be right night your month Night your month if you have had a car or work accident sign up to our website Yes, so a bit of both in that and Yeah, then yeah, we went to kick-ons with a fucking legend charles if you listen to this It was such a good time. I can charles. We did more So like panadoles there and then yeah, we were speaking to 8 a.m And came down and booked our uber and then cyclists are riding past and I'd make eye contact with them as our riding past And I just hold eye contact as I'm flipping them off And it made henry laugh and that was funny very you sexually assaulted people and you Was quite a offend as many people as possible. No, it was like three three people So I have the definition of r and r if you guys are ready for it. Yes, we're ready All right, so r and r is a military slang Uh for rest and recuperation But we're out but this has also been tweaked by other militaries for rest and relaxation rest and recreation It's a term used for the free time of a soldier or international un-staff serving in an unaccompanied duty station Oh That's my tape don't we need it for the green screen. No the green screen is already stuck now Moving it up. That's pretty cool. It's often you can Oh, you're gonna hurt me. Okay good. Um, do we have a science experiment for everyone? Whoa, we have prank now dominos is over as you know, we've got our fucking new prank calls where we Get you guys to send the backstories in and we call your friends or family and we fuck with them So this time we got about we got like 10 prank calls in the bank So hopefully one someone answers with 10 backstories as well. So we've got the prank call We've got science time. We got question time. We got po unboxing and fucking Of course, we've got on this day And matt from wholesome has done a bit of research here and found out some very Historical events that occurred on this day In the past. Okay on this day in 18 62 King george was molested for the first time Who is he? And and on on this day in 1862 heaps of people died because they were stabbed So that happened in 1862 and of course our thoughts and prayers with those affected by that Well, it's not a big group of people. It doesn't really say much else But matt's just sent me this it just says heaps of people died because they were stabbed So there's not much more information, but I'm assuming it's not like a good thing There would have been because most days people get stabbed. So I believe that one. Yep Heaps of people were stabbed. Oh, okay a lot 10 to 20 on this day in 1999 reindeer turned on santa and beat him within an inch of his life Santa of course later had to have them all Put down and now use his drones to deliver gifts. Wow. So that happened in 1990. That was that was 21 years They weren't drones back then. Oh wait. No, he's got powers Now he actually invented the drone, but he kept to himself in the north pole They were first called electronic flying reindeer, but he's now changed it to drone because he can market it better Well, he's had brain injuries Oh from the beating. Yeah. Well, there you go on this day in 1971 Michael was conceived when his father passionately fucked his mother and they were too drunk to use a condom Michael's mom was pregnant for 20 years before he slipped it out So that was on this day in 1971. Wow historical So I've been always in like the oven for 20 years. Yeah, Michael came out looking like this I've always said I'm so glad I was never a kid He came out walking talking and he was already on Centrelink when he came On this day in 1952 wind started That's what you've said that before I don't think so. Well, maybe it's been On this day last year. Oh, you would have just said to me. He's been on the podcast. I see I see I see So yeah and wind in 1952 is only what 70 nearly How was it made? How does it start up? Apparently just it just started some dude was called Darren wind was standing there and and felt like air coming towards him and he was like That's what the fuck is that? That's that's wind. Oh And then he sort of named it Had been seen before but people couldn't wait make it out. So they didn't name it. Just soon did you name something? Well, I think I think that's the first time anyone's ever experienced it because then other people were like What the hell is that and then they would have named it but Darren wind was the first person in Perth actually he was on fucking Daza. He was on a cliff and uh, he felt like this This stuff like running into him and he was like, what the fuck that's feels like air moving into me That's wind. Wow So there you go. That's what wow, and then from there on it just sort of yeah wind is now It's everywhere like you walk outside a bit of wind You know, whether it be a small amount of breeze or a little Cross ventilation if you've got two windows open in the house wind is everywhere. So Quite a quite a historical day if you ask me What was All right, it's time for our first segment Matt's renamed it. He's renamed the segment this week. Uh, and he's renamed it to And basically it's just a segment where we answer questions that you guys have written in first question Is from underscore adan underscore mccormack underscore And he has asked who can withstand more pain between you two Um Now I think depends on this. Yeah, it's it's it's depends But if you if you consider, you know, traditional pain if you just you know, the normal things that would hurt people I think michael has an ability to not think about consequences better than I do and um Yeah, he's able to like yeah and dick like you can not cop a fucking hit to the balls to save your life Yeah, my testicles are incredibly sensitive and large. I don't have balls. So it just is nothing. It's fine. You just have a Really hard rock the testicles have sort of fused together. It's like a kendo or something. Yeah Well, it's a cancerous thing sort of join them together. I'm pretty sure it's testicular. It's benign. Thank you, mate Yeah, well, it's still his testicle is very Hard it's like a bit of petrified wood. So of course you can take not shots better than I can You don't really have balls next question is from Aways underscore memud And he or she has asked when you guys started uploading comedy videos or what kind of awkwardness you guys are facing What the fuck did she just say? He said When you guys started uploading comedy videos or what kind of awkwardness are you guys are facing? Obviously When did you he means of a language barrier there? So we've been uploading content for what six years now Six I'd say five. Yeah six six years. Um, and yeah, like telling people the what we're doing Yeah, dude We've said this before all our family and friends were like you're fucked Well, yeah, we're fucked for a long time for a very long time And now we're we're not almost we're getting better now. Yeah, we're definitely getting better I feel like we were the best at one point last year the end of the podcast But then we had that break and we lost our confidence. Yeah, we lost a lot of things Yeah, we lost um I lost my wallet in barley lost his wallet. So I just shoot was just fucked. Everything was just all fucked up. Yeah Next question is from one dot of underscore everything and he or she has asked Michael, do you have more hair on your head or your balls? Yeah, uh head I shaved it like three weeks ago So it's only just starting to sprout again But his ball hair does get quite like it's similar to his Similar thickness to his to the hair on his head his do you find when you grow your ball hair out And it gets to like a sick length like when it is lazy It's like that and it's all stringy and shit and from sport and sweat and everyday activities it like the sweat Sticks to the hair and your hair becomes like wire Yeah, I can't say I've experienced that yet mate. Okay. I will cut that corner Connor leave that in yeah leave it in All right. Next question is from coxie normas 69 and he or she has asked At what age did you guys start showing your superior science intellect? Great question. I noticed that we were uh, sort of gifted Well, I'll speak for myself. I I knew probably year four or five When science sort of started becoming more difficult and And like I was like on the same level as the teacher and I hadn't even like learnt about science yet But I already knew more about science than he did like it's just It just sort of it's like I was born with a little Chest full of science knowledge in my brain and then in year five I just sort of open the little chest up and then all the knowledge just started sort of trickling out and then Just integrated with my brain and then it's just sort of now my brain just sits In the science knowledge that was in the little chest and the chest is actually a small Benign tumor at the base of my skull. So How about you? Um, honestly, I want to lie here because this is gonna like fans are gonna be upset But I'd say last year early last year is when I found out I was a scientist because in school and all of life I've never I watch a Joe Rogan podcast with Neil deGrasse, Elon Musk and all those guys on it But apart from that, I haven't really looked into it. I'd be in biology and then Sophie I'd sit next to She'd do all my work. Most of the people in my school I'd befriend and they'd do my work like you So Okay, so I'm like a shit scientist. I do I do all the stat reports. I just do these simple shit Michael inputs all the data from the experiments into graphs so that we can deliver our conclusions At the end of the experiments. That's what michael's good at. He's good at input data. Yeah, I'm actually I'm not really that good at that I'm not really fast with typing to be honest. I think you've ever done data inputting. Okay. Next question is from Noah jasek And he has asked How much meth must I smoke to become even as half as great as you doing this for science? For Stephen the word don't do meth. I reckon well Well, you've seen our friends that did it. Yeah, so we've had we've got some meth friends and they're actually upstairs But um, yeah, it's not Look do it do it once Try it out. Maybe twice. I don't because sometimes it just cooks you from day dot Okay, we did it accidentally in Laos have we said that story before probably yeah Look, we're not gonna admit that we did it. We did it for a week. I did anyway nodding I'm nodding my head, but look meth Meth is like it's dangerous. All right sends you mad man, so Do it and let us know how you if you do it Don't be one of those dumb fucks that get hooked. The meth isn't what made us great What we were just born great and we just so happened to have done meth So it's the two aren't the two are just completely separate But yeah, don't Don't get into meth Please please Next question is from lost underscore in a world If I finger my own bum and I like it does that make it gay? No, because girls can finger ass and that's not gay Well, we've had a friend recently that went through a little finger in the bum phase and um Was really enjoying it and uh He's was quite open about it until you know It's hard not to laugh when when your friend likes to put it pop a finger in the bum in the shower Yeah, our laughter sort of uh made him stop So yeah, well he just said to us that he stopped because he might have been just a bit insecure from it I reckon he still does it, but he doesn't tell us Yeah, so a lot of a lot of dudes like the butt shit and they're straight like they love the art I didn't get it like just my asshole just clenches whenever anything goes near it There's like a fucking spot in there and you can jizz without even touching your dick You know Matt wholesome. That's what they do wholesome. They milk each other Legis concrete Um, no that no, I don't that's just normal nowadays next question Is from it's underscore tim og And he has asked Do you guys care if fans come up to you in public and say g'day when you're with family etc? Yeah, sometimes I choose to sexually assault them Yeah, so if you do walk up to michael just be prepared to That he will try and kiss you and you might see his asshole But no come and say hi It doesn't matter who we're with doesn't matter what we're doing if obviously if we're like Crying in the corner somewhere and we're just you know full rage ripping our hair out and we we look all fucked and we're dirty And you can tell that we've been doing drugs for a while and you know tears down our face and There's blood and torn clothes and shit, but If we don't look like that then yeah, of course come up and say hi, but that's yeah Yeah, it's sort of more awkward when you walk in and people just go And they don't say anything stare at you and then you just know some staring and then you're like like do they Do they recognize us or are they just staring at us because Makes me do that. I just sort of we are when I just don't they just got to make break the ice come and say Hello next time please 20 potatoes has said If you're russian to go to the toilet, what are you in the toilet? Are you russian? Like you must be russian if you're russian to go to the toilet. What are you in the toilet? I'm russian. You probably still be russian either. Are you talking about the country russian russian russian All right, then I guess russian to if you're russian On entry to the toilet the you'll be russian throughout The shit you'll be russian and then if you look at it like russian is in r us h c i u c i g n Then you're russian as you're going to the toilet and then you're russian when you're in the toilet because shit's coming out of your ass next question From good teamwork sackson mckenzie and sackson has said How are you guys so fucked in the head more michael um brain damage a lot of um Oh, look, I don't want to go into details, but there's been some horrific things that have happened to michael what? Come on. I'm not gonna elaborate here right now. It's too personal, but yeah, there's been some disgusting That have made him the way he is I'm not king george. It's really I didn't get molested. Well, you know, I'm not like it was consensual. Hey, yeah, I know Look, let's just leave it. I'm not I don't want to go into details But yeah, look my to get to that level of fucked you have to have been fucked Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck now. It's all so That's all i'm gonna say you have to have been Fucked henry put no not henry Fuck you jeered my brain up and fought me back there. It is and there it is look His brain's just spitting you were henry spitting electric out the side here and he's forgotten where he is because he was fucked that hard His brain stems all it's barely connected. It's hanging on by a thread because of the forcing Jots As he was getting fucked in doggy. No, no, he was fucking oral. He hit the brain stem from my mouth and pushed down in the hab He's so Chim's on his chest hair getting pulled back and just thrust into his back into his hips and just vertebrae just Sprouting up here. Oh, and it's just sort of the brain stems just barely connected. He's not that hard They don't know who was from doggy or oral. We didn't know that for sure. It could have been either I reckon it came from internal because then it pushed my like back on my fucking neck Into the brain stem and then fucked it I'm fine now though. I fixed I had surgeries and shit. Is everything's fine Uh, the next question is from tox one c underscore wilbur and he or she is asked Why did you guys make the page? Love you guys. So, um, we made the page um to get that fucking bank cunt We want to get fucking Okay, no, no, we want to make people laugh And that's why we wanted we wanted to build a platform where our fans could watch videos that we make and we put a lot of pride and pride and effort into our videos and we just We just really want to make people laugh and make people happy at the end of the day smile on your dial And you know, if people are going through a hard time in life, we want them to be able to think to think I'm not feeling the best today. I'm going to go with mighty michael's page and watch a video I'm feel a little bit better even it's just a little bit just a smile Just a smile. That's why we do what we do for free. We do all for free We don't have hundreds of thousands of dollars in our bank account. That means nothing. It doesn't matter Or the only thing we're doing The only reason we do what is is just to make the world a bit happier It's just get a laugh out of people. You know what I mean? And it's pretty rad doing like waking up when you want. I guess we have a set time And no boss Fuck you. Woolworth's manager of stafford Not you tell me that higher up dude. Ryan was his name Fuck you So much and there you have it guys that is question time All right a next segment Next segment. We gotta do science. It's science We got that mark who's going to sing the science jingle three two one Science time it's science time go do a crime Let's get the eggs. All right. So for this week's science experiment Let me explain this because I've got the perfect analogy Okay, this is good. This is a space saver. All right So you buy eggs from the supermarket. Think about it this way. All right You want to and you got a big like a small fridge and not much space You want to get rid of make the eggs as small as possible So you can make sure you fit everything in your room in the fridge. Yep. So what you do, right? Is you take the eggs out? It's a bit of a process takes a while at like 12 hours worth it Yeah, yeah, it's fine though. Um and what you do is You put them in vinegar and you might need another fridge just normal vinegar So you need to buy a few other fridges to do this to get that in the other fridge I say you go go first set you go go buy a couple more fridges Then you buy your normal eggs just buy normal eggs and have cinnamon vinegar And then in a little bowl and then put those bowls the eggs in vinegar in the other fridges I don't even think you need to put it in the fridge You can leave it out of the fridge, but it's better to have spare fridges You may as well you may as well buy a couple more fridges because at the end of the day one fridge Come on. We're not we're not cavemen anymore So what happens right guys is in this science is sick is the egg Loses its shell and somehow like I don't know. It's like a boiled egg really so so The vinegar it eats through the shell leaving just the egg and it looks it's like see-through beer And it just looks fucking like I want to touch it. Yeah, we'll break it eventually, but not here Let's do it safely. Oh, it's slimy. It's very slimy. It looks a bit see-through and the shell is completely gone And it smells like vinegar. So if you love vinegar and eggs It's the best done maybe a bit of salt on it a bit of pepper and you have yourself a breakfast And then of course once they're like this you can then move them into the main fridge And then you have to empty fridge for when you buy more eggs Yeah, and see this is the shell if you can if you're watching on fully actual youtube That's the shell so the type the space saver is there is no longer a shell on this egg So there is like probably I'd say a mil or two a good mil or two that has been taken away off that off the egg now And now like it's yet you got a mil or two doesn't sound like a lot But you buy you buy a dozen eggs all of a sudden that one mil is 12 to 24 mils And it's like it really I don't know it feels cool to touch so honestly like you're saving you're saving about that much You know about about this it's economics Yeah, so and you know economics at the end of the day like yeah You spend money on the other fridges, but you're gonna make your money back by saving and sometimes saving time No space is worth money. I say That is a business model there there somewhere So like would you rather have money or space or space or because if you want more money Eventually, you're gonna need space to put that money in does that make sense, man? Correct See that's our reference now. We're gonna for the final part of the experiment because this is fucking cool Look it even bounces a bit look Oh, oh my god, about normally if I drop that like that over eggs gone now Oh, it's busted. It's busted. I thought it would do that and now it's all over the gear It's all over. No, it's not. It's just on the little It smells like a little vinegar. Fuck look at the skin on it. Oh, look at that Okay, so that was normally does It looks like a condom. It looks like a condom. Okay, so it had a much thinner shell Okay, but okay. The egg has now burst onto the table and there is egg and vinegar Everywhere and now the vinegar is eating through a fucking hell. I don't want it Fuck this is boring now for me. I don't like this slide cleaning is shit. It's too hard All right, very oh come on, man. You're being um Kanglifu All right, so to conclude this week's science experiment vinegar erodes the shell of an egg And it will save you space and therefore money and time and they're bouncy for a bit or just don't go bouncing them too high And also if you want to watch over four hours of unseen content subscribe to register to our website www.university of mkl m-a-r-c-h Yeah, for some reason dot com Okay, and then you can watch for it's five dollars a month four hours plus we go live You get to speak to us live once a month And um get to know us way better and it's all our gnarly shit that we can't post on facebook All the fucked up shit that we can't post on social media and trust me. That's a lot of it Quite a lot. So um, yeah, just a cheeky little plug to the website there We know your podcast is loveless and these fucking imagine seeing this fight. It was fuck crazy. It's crazy four hours That's like as much as netflix nearly Two new videos unseen footage in those videos What is it? How many hours out every week over four hours? That's fucked up. That's too much Oh, yeah, let's take some down. All right. All right. Next we have the uh, Unboxing segment and here we have this week. We've got that we've got if you've sent us a package ages ago And we haven't opened yet. Don't stress. We've still got them all. We're just like Spreading them out so that we have a po unboxing thing to do every single yeah So keep sending them and for anyone who's worried they will be open eventually Lindsay from casino new south wales has sent this it's an envelope I don't know if we can say their full name, but uh, yeah, yeah, it's probably a fancy Lindsay. Thank you for this Lindsay Let's see what we've got. Let's see what we've got. I hope it's drugs Awesome bar and bay beef Turkey By the looks of it, it's quite is this product is extremely hot consume at own risk. Well, I guess we better eat some So I'm actually vegetarian. Oh, I'll have some. Thank you Oh Fuck oh, fuck it. What is this steak? No? Oh my god Whoa, okay Oh, okay, well, maybe I won't do it either then It's disgusting I think I'm a hiccups Oh Yeah, they're not a good idea Should I do it? Yeah, dude, it's fine Just give me a mug and say I collect my thoughts I'm gonna have to swallow it because you didn't I did a swallow like half of it. Thank you Thank you, Lindsay Oh, that is horrific Who are we done? Oh No Oh my god, dude, it's getting this is just begun. This is just isn't just the beginning. Is it getting better yet? Is it getting better? Oh, I hate this shit. I'm not like who like eats this for fun. How do they make money off this product? Okay, here's a letter from Lindsay Good day, buddy. You have to be over 18 This is like drunk alcohol Oh my god I thought your crazy bastards might like to give this a go. Be careful. Keep up the good work Lindsay Oh my god, dude No Fuck me, dude. That is hot. Shit Oh, it's a fuck it's basically you might as well just eat a fucking A fire chili a frozen fire All right, this one's from Oh, it's so hard to talk wane good old wane from Wakerly brisbane Oh my god Got a little letter of hers. Let's read the handle Oh It's just begun He does not get better He's written a letter dear mighty michael. I'm gonna get through this as quick as I can because my mouth is on fire My name is wane and I've been watching your videos for the past few months and they are hilarious. Yes, they are I wasn't aware of mighty michael fully actual until I saw the link in your 2019 best scientific experiments video I saw the request for stuff So I thought I'd send this Do you as a thank you I have to come out of the closet to my father surely And it's making me anxious. I'm not sure how her react to me being gay watching your pranks on scientific experiments I've helped take my mind off it and make me laugh Look at the shock pen and watermelon videos, especially Stephen would be proud. I hope you like the gift. Sincerely wane wane That's a good advice for you to see the gift your legend Thank you for the gift and don't worry about your parents. Fuck them. Just do what you got to do It's your life. Not theirs. What's he sent us? Yeah, that's true wane. I backed out with my soul Finally setting to subside Lindsay Oh my god, oh my god Little people big dreams Stephen Hawking. It's a fucking book. It's a little children's book About Stephen fucking Hawking says he wrote it's all right because he's a little person and he had big dreams So we're not going to read it now, but just flipping through it It's about his life as a kid. He wasn't in a chair. It's about his life. Yeah, he only turned like lazy later in his life Okay All right, those are the two pound boxes. Thank you wane. Thank you and Lindsay. You're great. Not so much Not so much. They're Lindsay. They're still fucking I knew I forgot that we said we try anything they sent mucous being Poured out of my nose holes I'm just I think you need to save those for a future A future video that's that's tense. All right. Thank you so much for the gift. They're just fucking lovely All right, this comes to a final segment. It's been renamed to And it's basically just a prank call that you guys have sent in with a bit of a backstory so let Fucking hiccups Lindsay wait before we go into it. Look at that What is it him as a kid him as a boy him as a teenager and then him as a chair It's fucking crazy. Yeah, I've said I've watched documentaries on him. He's He's a true hero. He's a good bloke. All right Lachlan McDonald has sent this in via instagram He has said he's written a number and he said he gets super annoyed when unknown numbers call him because he always gets Those calls from scammers and their credit card info when you call him Make sure you pretend to be a scammer and ask for his credit card info. He'll go nuts. What sort of voice tone are you gonna do here? I think I'm gonna call indian So you're saying indians are scammers. I'm not saying that indian is scammers. It's this racist. I don't know No, no, I can't go in. You know my accents too. Shit. I'm just going to go. Uh, um, a really timid at them I'm gonna talk like this talk like this. I don't know what that is Middle eastern europe mixed with a bit of mongolia. I'm not gonna label it I don't know what this accent is therefore. It cannot be racist because in my mind I'm not even picturing a race when i'm doing this. I'm just altering my voice slightly So the person on the phone thinks it's fucking like some Foreign person. Okay, so just can't be That's a good way to put it. Yeah, so like that covers our ass hard Maybe hiccups are gone. Oh, man. I was sniffing from it Oh, hello. How you going today? My name is paul. I was just wondering if you have spare five minute Just to call regarding your banking. Who you were banking with at the moment, sir Yeah, so my name is rashid apal and i'm from a commonwealth bank in australia And and we call we call people, uh From bank of queensland other banks like that. We uh offer premium bank service. Okay, but first we must Close down your other bank details Our bank account will only take five minutes and then we can Get your commonwealth bank bank account Much better much better for you. But first I need first I need all the bank account details. Okay So bank of queensland, uh, what is your what is your full full name? Alex tap. Okay. Mr. Tap. So, uh, first of all, uh, you're all What what sort of a bank account to do you have with bank of queensland? Well, first, sir, we need to know your current bank account details to close them And then we can go ahead and open the new bank account and I promise it. Um, it's a much better. It's a much better bank account For you called from commonwealth bank before Sir, I'm just trying to do my job. I just call people every day. Just do my job. Uh, and uh In in the system it's a uh commonwealth has not called you before So, uh, maybe someone else maybe someone else call you and try scam you but um, no Sir calm down. I'm sir. I apologize for the inconvenience But you did say you have a few minutes at the beginning of the call. I just I would just I am not Indian sir. I'm I'm not from India. I will not disclose where my culture or where I'm from. I do not need John Jason Jackson oddarty Yes, it's Jackson. I don't even Oh Yeah, it's a prank or my Your mate. Um, what was it? Lachlan mcdonald sent it in. Yeah. Yeah. You got Oh, geez man, we appreciate that. Um, we didn't prank or didn't really work but um, we nearly It's still pretty good. We nearly so cross at one point You're quite cranky I don't know just just because you're um, your mate sent the sent the number And uh, yeah, but um, anyway, mate, thanks for the chat and um, yeah, this is gonna be on next week's podcast It sure is my friend. So tell all your uncles about it On youtube marty and michael fully actual on youtube next monday at 5 p.m Yeah, that's my boy until until everyone at your school During school assembly. I want you to rush up force it on them Force it rush up on stage and say everyone subscribe to marty and michael fully actual trying to expel Yep, and if you if you can do that and film it and send it to us, we'll give you a shout out on instagram okay Oh, you have a fucking lovely monday night and we'll see you later We'll see you in hell, dude. Good luck with with your little mission and we'll bloody chat to you later. All right Just send those bank details to me soon. Hey DM those bank details. All right, man. We'll chat to you soon. Bye See uh Man, he sounded all right, what do you reckon? Yeah, good. All right. All right. So all of those prank calls people have sent in Um, we just we've got like another nine So if your your prank call wasn't the one that we did this week We'll try again next week, but if we call the number and they don't answer We're just gonna have to disregard it and move on. Okay. This is what the prank calls are going to be like from now on Yeah, so if you're watching now, just send through shit to our instagram. Yeah send through like send we want like some back stories Yeah, like a back story like something and and the phone number and It helps if they're australian because of the time zones, right? And and we can call america, but like it's night time there at the moment So they very rarely answer so unless they're into aliens australian specifically and also don't forget to please register to our website It has got all the best shit in the world on it and eventually we'll be Where we post most of our good shit. Yeah, because now what let's just facebook and facebook is stop paying us So support do that and it's five bucks free basically free Five bucks in only four hours. You're right. It's like coffee. I need to drink coffee. Well, that's the end of fucking episode number three And don't forget we're progressing. We're progressing Small steps small incremental improvements small incremental improvement small