 What do I do? It's a compliment! Is it that hard to fucking think it's a compliment, boys? You are beautiful. Boring! You have eyelashes like false ones that I yearn to have. Think of something nice. You have really nice white teeth. Thank you. Your eyes are so blue, I could swim in them. You have beautiful, well-placed eyebrows. Your pecs are so big and muscly. They are the firmest, most comfiest pillow I have ever laid my head on. Your tits are the most biggest and juiciest. Well done! So technically I won.