 Hello, welcome to yet another offline catch-up with your favorite pals Ragdolls and fringo and mum blow Yes, it is us Yeah, we are catching up on the fabled episode that was the if you remember we covered Hassan and the tomorrow wall Man memories, huh? Tomorrow, what a great film. Oh, yeah, there is a there is a beef up movies for that That likely hasn't been released by the time of this video releasing There's so many fat movies to come Gonna come come come everywhere. It'd be great Yeah, who knows what kind of messages we got in that stream now, but we're about to find out and go through the lot of them Mario Kart in the background Let's get started The first one says use cave paintings. You will understand that Don't think that's a bit advanced for Hassan, you know, yeah I have to assume that's just easily so many understand How long would Hassan just sit there and wonder at the thought that toilets in the fictional land of Australia flush in the opposite direction? um, I mean, I Guess what it go the other way is like that's one of those ones. It's kind of tough to get around It's still tough for him to deal with that. Yeah, I'd say I can see why they asked the question Hassan has gained 1,000 followers from last stream to this one. Yeah, he gets it's like perpetual, right? Like it would be Just be loads A lot of idiots out there with really low standards He is supplying the their market what they need Use your Pokemon a dog the size of a draft horse a weasel the size of a German Shepard a flying Komodo dragon or the elusive evaithad Kamraig droog Which well, I don't know what that last one is Thing so basically a big dog and a flying Komodo dragon is the other other options Presumably I'd go for the weasel Is it yeah friendly and chill? I figure It seems so if it's your Pokemon, right? Yeah It's a toss-up for me could be the big dog or the flying Komodo dragon Could you fly on the cut probably not no Komodo dragons aren't big enough to Ride on and if they flew then they would have even I don't know if they could contend with all that weight I'm I think I'm gonna go with the big dog Yeah, I'm saying the old dog The Clifford Yes, aren't they making a live-action Clifford. Well, they did make it. Oh Did they oh those bastards? I guess it just came and went They didn't make a big red impression I suppose Every time this outlet licking Tarzan looking ass opens his nuggie hole all I can hear is bat woman dialogue Bat woman dialogue a song would fit right into the world about one He tells us cool Well, he would get the dialogue wrong where Tarzan has to say meet Tarzan you Jane They would take him in a lot of takes to get that one right. That's a lot of lines I forget which is the one that you like the saying he was trying to reproduce it was yeah It was like don't piss on me and call it rain or whatever But he like struggled ten times to say the sayings he couldn't figure it out It was good shit It is it that is a tough one. No Are we revisiting nobody's favorite chalk licking knuckle dragon tear him up massifs well Kind of does it to himself? Is it all I ever do is watch his streams and I'm like well here it is another goldmine of him saying incredibly funny and stupid things And yet on he goes The son was spawned when the sloppy seconds of every bad idea ever had coalesced into one kumsak and then dropped on its head Oh my goodness. That's lewd And that's not true. I can see there's a lot of love in and these messages for the song. Yeah, he's great It sounds great This is rags about your favorites on fear affinity dot-dot-dot I don't know Angry super chat to I Guess they sent one Yeah, all right They felt anger, but they didn't know what to say. Yeah, but they needed to say more like ah angry super chat like subtitles Just imagine an angry super chat Mm-hmm Mola, do you eat my wheat a bit? It was in the cupboard and now it's gone. Um, I don't think I did I Like we a bit so we we are big that was called over there. We don't we tell big what do you call it? Oh? We have wheat Bicks We do not have either of those Wow, that's okay. It's basically just a clump of oats like it's you know It's like cardboard basically You can add stuff your morning on board and milk Yeah, I had to take a Hassan door closed. What did I miss high rags? Well, I mean I assume we haven't missed much at all cuz this thing would have just died Farming me for views equals I hate you covering me He says it literally like about everybody whoever covers him What I think it's uh, it's because everything is framed for the lens of clout Mm-hmm Yeah, cuz it's all it's all tactical and it's all Yeah, it's it's like any sort of engagement that you have with anybody who is in some loose sense You appear it's transactional Good Elb 5 Mupa reacts just need to film your chair for 15 minutes Well, don't worry that made it into the good Elb References to such events I don't agree with what you're saying fuck you get banned you stupid idiot lol typical far leftist Does this knuckle dragging ape have unironic subs? He's very popular. It's one of the most popular careers online It's incredible in it He really is wild doesn't like it's just the poster child for not being able to handle this end like in any way You've gained infamy with the piker legion I'm sure he good. That means I'm getting some right. Yeah He still wouldn't know it a single thing about us. You but I'm sure he hates us. It wouldn't make much like it wouldn't surprise me much Mods been anyone who says e-fap mods been anyone who says Jaxie mods been anyone who makes fun of my nuggies Why does this behavior sound so familiar? Hmm Maybe his son is a big fan of wings are Maybe his son. I think a son just takes more pleasure in doing it himself and exercising that power over others for his wings is more than happy to You know to give that to others to do his cronies his lackeys his mods Now that's an existence being a mod for wings of redemption. Yeah If you go platinum it has nothing to do with luck it just means a million people as stupid as fuck Quote from immortal technique. I Don't know who that is And I don't know what it's referring to specifically like a rank or a unlock or something This guy makes major Lee sound eloquent and composed. I Remember majorly. I Remember majorly that was Sometimes that was an adventure Yeah, fun. That was fun. We need to have another one of those some day just where we get some guy Just squirming to defend some bad like rise of Skywalker. I'm pretty sure he He thinks that movie isn't that bad or at least see I'm just I think so. Yeah I'm sure you enjoyed the the railroad case with that. Oh Yeah, did I mean I did you did we all did it was good stuff. Are you sure? I don't know my favorite parts of the I wouldn't be surprised if a son is a CIA sigh up to make internet commies look bad Well, it's not working Well, I guess it's working for Some people It would be funny if a song was like a really intelligent CIA agent and he was like I just don't understand I was as stupid as I could possibly be Yeah, these people will believe anything And then he then he loses track on what his original job was and he gets drunk on power Oh missions over. No, no happened right here forever. We're an undercover cop and like mafia or whatever eventually just Becomes like to invest in just does the job Yeah, this is way better. I'm making a lot more money. I got friends people here understand me His Pablo guy, he's actually kind of nice It's good friend. He just wants you get to know her Have you guys seen edge of tomorrow good or bad? Why I? I have seen it. I like it, but I would recommend YMS his video on it. I Have not it's not I like it Got problems time travel This is um, you know, there's a it's just like the fundamental mechanics of how all the alien stuff works This is issues, but I think even why I mess said this things to appreciate about it. You just go I Like it Hi rags. Hi dev. I'm all a high-fringing. Hi mess Hi This is song guys inspired me to write up a D&D villain based off of him whose only power is his money giving him a tyrannical persona With no real power of his own Yeah, I'm making really stupid. Yeah, and he can't be eloquent He has to be attractive and he has to have like a rich uncle Who's maybe a duke or a baron that he got his power from but he himself has no actual talent And he has he could be like a oh he's got to be a cult leader like um Like Akhenaten, right? He was a pharaoh, but he also was kind of like his own little cult leader So you want to I say little cult leader big cult leader point being Yeah, there's a lot you could do if you wanted to make a Hassan inspired character I think that'd be fun There's all kinds of stuff you could do and the more you know the real Hassan the more you might know the character It's encouraging you to study his streams. Hmm. Maybe that's bad. Don't do it. Yeah, it's not worth it How many Andre the giant clones versus a bear versus any one animal? I don't know what that means like a three-way fight Hmm, what if caveman clubs? What if night armor? What if joints actually worked properly? Um, there's gonna be variables I don't really feel like I feel like I got to do a lot of work to try and engage with this question But um when he Andre the Giants would it take to beat a bear if we just go with that it's like I don't Andre the giant I don't Know you don't know about it Big really big guy. Yeah, this whole thing is being huge good, but he's princess bride is the most famous thing. Yeah Well He's a big guy I can say that yeah Giant but I don't know That's what they're saying. Yeah, I feel like the better wins if it's one. Oh, yeah I think one-on-one even Andre the giant can't take on a bear however However, if they were two three four five Maybe let me let me So he was seven four and He he built his build weight was five hundred twenty And that's mean that's not like boogie five hundred twenty pounds. No, this is mean. I will fuck you up. I'm seven four Yeah, twenty So, oh boy, I Don't know. I might go with two I think to Andre the Giants might be able to take on a bear How do you think they're gonna kill the bear? I think It may be going for the eyes and Suffocating it I bet that if they could if they could close the nose in the mouth and hold it there They one of I think because there's two of them doing it. I think they might be able to do that. I Just have a feeling like one good swipe from the bear and you've already got an on that's like Struggling, you know to stay in the fight at all Maybe one of them have might have to be a Sacrificial Andre so that the other one could kind of get on the bear's head. Maybe on there on the back I'm not sure Maybe Yeah, I'm thinking that's more realistic four or five I think two is not enough We may we may really need the sacrificial Andre. I Think I think that's that's kind of what I'm going for here I think the two Andres would look at each other and say one of us if one of us is gonna survive I mean if we you know, I think we're gonna have to do this and there's gonna have to be that moment or one of them Something I don't know Yeah, I am yeah, you know, I'd say three is them I think Barring exceptional versions of Andre the giant or I'll go with three This one never know The son is the kind of guy to be in a sinking boat and try and save everybody by drinking all the water coming in Yeah That would be really funny though Still watching the song coverage from lost if I've thanks for treating folks who send you money better than banning them I appreciate the wealth of content from everyone on here. You guys go above and beyond. Oh, that's nice Thanks very much. We try and I'm sorry. We took so long to get to this message, but I will be able to say soon enough that every message has been responded to We're getting there This time catching eFap live so hail the long land and the toxic brood may there be rhino milk for all and high racks Oh, hello Thanks for the rhino milk The eFap intervention needed to tell Jay to calm down Yeah, I mean judging from uh All those reactors right like I'm for some jays are a crazy person. That's just going nuts Thank goodness It'll calm down after Who knows how out of control could have gone More are you long meanie? I missed the first three hours of the stream and now it's your fault Damn three hours Already been three hours into the into the stream. Okay Really? Apparently according to that Well, luckily on youtube you can rewind set to times two and then as soon as it catches up It'll just go to live twitch has not implemented this yet Give them time maybe another decade That's kind of surprising that they haven't implemented that as a feature Yeah, it's just like I don't know how else to say it youtube has the superior Vision for that particular element anyway And youtube comes packaged with every video can be watched at whatever quality while twitch It's only for streams that have x amount of views and up and youtube is rolling out that thing soon with the um Sending people to streams. What's that? What's posting and They got they're doing gifted members ships as well. They've just that's both have been copied from twitch Which is funny, right? We're just talking about like you should learn from the youtube youtube's learning from you Well, yeah, I guess it's just twitch hasn't been quick enough to try and get ahead and be always in front when it comes to live streaming features and functionality Ultimately, I would say capitalism is ruining every part of our lives ason You can skip ads by following me on twitch for five dollars also ason Well, yeah, we've we've talked about he's a host that meme though. Oh you live in society Like that's a really great rebuke. He's a ruthless capitalist Trust me when I say, yeah, I mean, what was it? He bought that. Well, no, that was a means of production that computer Yeah, yeah And he gave that one guy the exposure It's one of the most frustrating things that happens whenever people casually discuss Economic systems like how you engage with them is still At least somewhat down to you you get to make a whole bunch of choices Yeah, it's uh, it's not like there's one method of engaging in this economy Which is to maximize your wealth that falls, you know, like as much as possible You have options You have a lot of it's not my fault. It was the system. It's like really Just to major do all these things, huh? I mean worker cops are like a thing that you can create under capitalism I mean, aren't worker cops basically the compromise under capitalism like to achieve something that's close to do your objectives politically Yeah, there's just there's a lot of wiggle room to do a lot of things the way that you would like to at least But you don't want to because it's less money Yeah, uh, you know, how else can you say like We run away more ethical system than he does Um If if if it's going to be because like he's defined that it's Unethical, right? The ethic is that max capitalism is bad Then I'm saying he's defined it as unethical, but then he engages in it. So it's just like Well, yeah, but he's not talking about himself. He's talking about not him people who aren't Oh again, he's talking about the system as if it's not made up of people Yeah, like a nice vague general sort of enemy you can point to that has no discernible face Except for I guess some billionaires meanwhile, enjoy five ads Yeah Like okay, I'm just going to go into my kitchen that's bigger than your apartment Yeah, I get my nuggets Uh In cells are known to be angry bearded guys who stream for hours and complain all day long about uh, uh, Oh, dude, dude, um Dude Well, he donates to uh to like strippers and stuff, right? I'm sure he's not an incel You can pay for it. I mean he's added more to them than like political candidates, right? Yeah Well good You think that's a gotcha, but have you considered that since everything is political Donating misdrippers as a political donation See got you there Hadn't thought of that What are the politics of tally-tubbies? Uh They're aliens, right? What's what's the landscape on their planet? Are they immigration? That's the political aspect of tally-tubbies I think that would be a really fun project to watch the first few seasons of tally-tubbies and come up with a legit theme About and then make a video An unironic like essay on the political undertones of tally-tubbies Like how it's affecting western youth It's capitalism and consumerism has gotten so bad that the means of advertising products are baked into your very bodies Yes, there's so much you could definitely work with Yeah I that's a fun project that feels like a that feels like an april fools video. Yeah Like that Uh devs girlfriend and sargon's wife for efap mcu retrospective I have no familiarity with either of those people but uh, I don't know. Yeah, I have no idea If they want to message us Maybe I don't know We just have dev and sargon on Like uh, like dude, uh, dude. Just just yeah. No. No. Yeah like, um, uh, I gotta maybe uh, like no No, just dude Yeah, there's a lot of that in his streams and adamant stitch point this out when they watch his videos his editor cuts all of those out So he's constantly cutting in the way that he makes sentences Because the song nobody wants a song to speak better more than his editor I'm sure really enjoying to have to do so much editing. Yeah Oh, yeah, jay is playing the uh, halo campaign right now. I guess It yeah, apparently it works for jay, but not for me. I can't play At least right now I know I've had issues with the mcc just getting it to Like load what I want it to load because you go into the game And then you choose like the things you want it to download with the single or the multiplayer for each game Or whatever and sometimes it just won't do it, right? I mean I had about where I just couldn't play the game like every time it did a hard crash my computer I just couldn't play halo through And I I yeah, I couldn't play halo through for like months And then eventually it started working It's whenever an issue gets solved a new issue arises And there's so many things that can go wrong that I have no idea like how you can ever as an individual know how to fix Whatever issue you're presented with no idea. I don't know It's annoying Is it Hasan's brain trying to work is like cracking a jack in the box But oh cranking it. Sorry, but instead of the jack popping out the box just falls apart Little bit he does take a long time to have a thought It's taken a long time to have a thought Um Hello all more quality hassan content on the docket. Uh, yes Hi rags. No Hi any thoughts on the new character in apex? Oh I wonder who that would have been a year ago Oh, I don't know who I can't remember it I I legit don't know who they're talking about it could be Fuse or valkyrie. I haven't even played I haven't played this season yet. So I don't even know the new one. Um I yeah, I just legit don't um Well, whatever the newest one Oh, it's easy. What are the newest when you played is if you want to give a quick thing up Um, I'm just not in a position to say because I don't really play any of the new ones There's like three that I sort of play and they're all um pretty They're they're older characters are not newer ones And I just don't have an interest in a lot of the newer ones, but they can be good I just don't have an interest in really playing them Fair enough I just hit bowser with bowser shell Yes Oh, that's some poetic irony. Isn't it be an achievement? But there's no achievements. What would the achievement be called? Um Dell shock Yeah Elronic Shell That's definitely worse than shell shock Uh Hi frogman Hey, what's your one favorite thing about australia? My favorite thing Yeah, um Uh, I do like our marsupials. I like I like that little um subcategory of mammals that uh inhabit this here continent They're a really interesting assortment of critters Oh, there you go Hasan dude, I can say something really wise and clever here. What should I say come on think my brain think He just says no It is kind of funny Wishing you could say something clever, but just never being able to Have capacity to you like you literally you don't have the brain required for it But you always want to be clever, but you can't that must be such a It's uh, it's it's kind of like um when you try to get good at art and you're like I know what I want it to be, but I just don't have like the capacities As a as an artist to like realize that image in my head. It's that that your whole life and just like the barbecue Yeah, pretty much. Why does it mind look like that? I love that joke so just perfectly represents the the The downfall of y'all's you got it with a uh with an umbrella Obi-Wan it's over Anakin. I have the high ground Anakin. You're underestimating my power Obi-Wan dude. No, and that could have been the dialogue if Hasan was playing uh Obi-Wan Kenobi, I guess dude. No I'm gonna ban you Anakin How long have you been a follower of mine? Yo 20 years Get banged Oh, you're at the Jedi knight rank not even master. He's like, oh, uh, I didn't even master You're you even got uh, you even got a Jedi council membership For like seven minutes. He can't even be a master Hasan admitting he knows the problem, but still does it has no Tinned has now turned it from him being ignorant to bad faith to malicious He's all of those Yeah, he is all of those. He is just he's a bad person. A lot of people we cover are just stupid He's like But he's just like a bad person. He's got a lot of awareness for what he's doing fortunately Him explaining this makes him Banning snafu so much worse snafu tried pointing out this to him nicely visa v jj Or j's x's video and he chided him as an idiot turns out he banned him because he felt called out by snafu Oh for sure. I don't know if he's ever Well, I don't think it matters how nicely you put it with him Any level of descent or criticism has just Responded to very negatively in which case it might be worthwhile to just be has been ticked. Wow I don't know. I guess it's just um It doesn't seem to matter how nice you are to him like you'll respond negatively to criticism of any kind so I would say it encourages you to be as clever as possible. So he doesn't even know that he's being insulted Yeah, maybe Like turn it into a bit of an A bit of an experiment in terms of writing see what you can craft is like insults that slip through that He just doesn't even realize or like slides against him What we do is the person who is almost too dumb to insult a lot of the time. Well, it's it's kind of um Damn, I don't want to I don't want to keep wheeling out the mark twain quote. Yeah, but but it's it kind of is um, I think that uh I think do we just think of mark twain for two different reasons? We totally did because you're thinking about the beating in the with experience. Are you stupid people and I'm thinking mark twain was so clever But hassan is so stupid. He wouldn't even realize he was being insulted which would frustrate mark twain something that uh Well something that I find interesting is um What what people would insult someone else for probably it's it's gonna stem from something that they Wouldn't want to be right. So like if you call someone stupid as an insult It probably means that you value your own intelligence or intelligence in general And so in a certain sense It's like oh, well, you'd be really upset if you got called stupid But someone else might not someone else might not really give a shit how smart or stupid people think they are Yeah, they might not There's got to be something else, right? So like in the case of hassan, it's like well I don't know like what what is the thing that actually upsets him What is it that he really values in terms of a core? Is it a perception? Is it like just simply the means? Is it simply just accruing wealth for his own sake? You know as opposed to actually being politically consistent or principled or you know, whatever He wants to be love He probably doesn't like being called stupid He doesn't like it. No, I think it's more that what he desires is to be loved and he doesn't really It doesn't really matter to him what the reason is or if the thing's being said about him I guess that's what I mean Then it's like an effective insult against him would not be to point out how hypocritically as on his political positions It would just be calling him stupid or like lazy or I don't know a hack or something as opposed to actual pointed criticism of his process Or remember one of the most angry he ever got was when Like someone in his followers was like you're not doing you're not good enough at debating like trans issues Yeah, do it like that really fucking infuriated him Yeah, so call him stupid and that seems to be the thing that really gets stupid in regards to so if you said like Wow, you're stupid on um, I don't know very specific political issue. He might be like Whatever, but when you say it on trans issues I think that would really piss him off because he sees himself as quite the trans hero like Well, just if you call him stupid on hot button social issues It seems to be the thing that'll get him real right up riled up So like if you say to him you really don't understand like race relations in the united states that probably piss him off So, you know all of those sort of topics, but if you said hey, you know his son I don't think you have a really good understanding of like fiscal intervention during the economic recession or something It like that's not gonna be very effective because he probably say something like, you know, I got I have general knowledge I don't have specified knowledge on that. I do the best I can I don't think I was that bad, but Yeah, if you went for something that you've got pride in And what we learned with the the recent coverage was that he's moved now to just be in like He needs to find out who you're arguing in favor of against him And then he'll accuse you of being manipulated like brainwashed into doing it Like remember he's he kept repeating. It's like you're doing exactly what they want. This is what jay won't So basically if you present people who are opposed to you as unwitting Participants in the schemes of somebody who you politically hate that'll be a good way to turn them because you don't want to be a useful idiot Which I guess is pretty funny. It's like, you know Like as a as a thing in his case. He's all the whole clout goblin thing and Yeah, yeah, I think that's the new Every interaction that you have has to be framed through the lens of what does this person want to extract from me Well, because he can't trust he doesn't trust anybody. I don't think truly right I don't know. Yeah, I You're in that environment all the time. I don't know if we've talked about it I know we've talked about a lot of different things about The nature of starting up like a career on online But one of the things you really do need is people you can trust. Um, it can be tough Out there, you know Well, it does seem like it's not in his position As well. Yeah, especially it's it's the common dilemma, right of people who get incredibly wealthy as they start to not know Whether or not anybody even likes them anymore or if it all just stems from money Um, and it's probably the same once you reach a level of fame, right? If you're incredibly famous and all of these people want to hang out with you and talk to you It's like do you like me or do you just think that I? That i'm useful in advancing your uh interest, you know That probably is a shitty place to be in but I mean, I don't know It's hard to feel bad from when he screams at people and tells them to like that They're worthless and that their parents hate them Yeah, yeah You're banned for not hating your life You seem like a bad person Then working class Andy Fuck it. Oh, what are you working class Andy? Well, it's just because Andy is the is the thing that you add on, you know wikipedia Andy I I don't know what it means to be a working class Andy Shouldn't he be your I thought you're an advocate? Well, I mean he yes Yes, except when you insult him in which case toil in perpetual extraction of wealth by By the rich turned on Hungarians like instantly the second His opponent was a Hungarian. This is like holy shit. Yeah, like holy crap there just like And what was that laughing about how if there was a nuclear war? He would be fine in LA Like and then it would be hungry that would get wiped off the face of the earth Such a cloud person. It's amazing. Yeah Uh, at least he didn't ban the artist for cloud chasing. Oh, he probably came close. No, he just told them Yeah, he he probably had his mouse hovering over that button just It's the biggest shortcut on his computer just a big hammer Easiest fucking w ever to give that artist some money for the shirt you're wearing with their art on it Yeah, especially when You're not exactly short of change, you know, we'll be yeah, you got plenty of money to spare Be like link your paypal email in chat right now And if anyone else feels this person, you know deserves a few donations for the work they've done go right ahead And then you can very publicly give them like $200 or something and be like, yeah Thanks so much for the artwork. You know, just remember what artist But instead the person who stole the artwork gets you buddy. It's like Fuck me and he couldn't put two or two together instead. He was just outraged at the suggestion And then Yeah, it's it's literally paid with exposure. It's exposure box Yeah, no, they tweeted like buying a burger with exposure or whatever. Yeah. Well, yeah a bit It's like, yeah, it's not worthless exposure, but it certainly, you know, doesn't translate into legal tender Yeah, that exposure is gonna taste really good on my dinner plate today. Yeah What pay the workers Stalin above they eat and sleep. What more do they need? Exposure pays the bills for exotic dancers What's the thing? Hasan needs the money. Okay He's Couldn't just be given away like that would be ridiculous Um, Hasan is like the mere universe of eFap I mean in some ways, um Because the way that like he reacts to everything is fucking opposite of what we do We'll try to do anyway. We try to um We don't ban people for being assholes or disagreeing. We're like we try to read them and be like, all right Um Yeah, so this is there's a couple of opposites, I guess Uh, when I pay with public exposure, I get arrested. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'm fair. Yeah So one should find Hasan Saying that about the artist and then send them the clip Oh, well the the point of the clip I showed is that the artist knew about it like the artist was bad. Yeah Yeah in his chat and then the tweets afterward I want to join their revolution. So the one day when Hasan gets put against the wall with the bourgeoisie I may get to take the shot. Oh my god Jk kappa flash s if they put all the jokes signals in there Kappa face. Well, what was what was the face? Oh, uh Uh, I know you're talking about this fucking guy for the the yeah When perfect is the name. What what is he? Smug Ross. That's it. Smug Ross. Smug Ross. That's the one Famous for being whenever you see smug Ross. I don't mean it and even when it's not there The man who wouldn't answer a question No You can't don't don't ask. No, I can't answer a question that I might be tied down to having an actual position I wouldn't want to have a position I wouldn't want to have to defend a position or even act as if I have one Ifap chat would slaughter Hasan's chat, it would be more one-sided than the mexican american war But yeah, but they just do emotes They would they would fire real engagement in conversations or anything There's a moat and then there's ha ha 11 months See your person who probably thought they had a sense of community here I'll never stop framing because that's what happens people probably think they're in a community And they get turned on instantly because it's not a community really I think we legit actually have a community here of us like it because our chat with the they were They had they felt revulsion At the common I'd say that they appealed to To the the commute center community should be like fan art stuff and engagement with the conversations Yeah, yeah As opposed to just ha ha Oftentimes the anniversary episodes are kind of like a celebration of the evap sort of community Oh, yeah, we definitely wouldn't be the same without him I certainly wouldn't be doing fucking 30 hour streams with you guys, uh, if If it were just us, I'd be like, yeah, let's break him up a bit, you know Uh What are the day is Hasan is a piece of shit bad, but true Oh Um, yeah, I guess the quote it's written into that's just a quote I got a little bit confused because it said sad, but true rags So maybe you said it and then They're saying sad, but true rags. So maybe it was like sad, but true comma rags. Yeah, I think they're supposed to be a true rags Many of the things I say Was it please release The video I'll pay you with exposure. I did release it. It was called Hasan pika man of steel The excellent name That yeah, I'm gonna come but who exactly came up with it, but it oh that's beautiful Oh, it's good. It's three layers of fun fun shit, and that's the best kind of name That is a more clever name than that man deserves Batman Oh That's a great great for a couple of sketches. I think that man. That's a superhero name It's like, um, well, what's the one from south park, uh, captain hindsight captain hindsight. Yeah Oh god, buddy. It's just like You know that that should have that that fire escape should have been moved a couple a couple of meters down It's regulation. Well Uh, my work here is done. I'm off to find others indeed and then the firefighter like god bless you captain hindsight God bless you Oh This looks like a job for that guy But what if it's always every time you just point to just whoever they are that guy as they take off this shit They're like, I am that guy with a t Drop for that guy They're actually always the hero Well, maybe it's just in a universe where whenever someone declares that guy is there that person's imbued with power Yeah, maybe you're on to something there. I think Oh, um Maybe that guy's powers is he can give powers to other people when they're needed, right? So he don't have he doesn't have any powers himself other than When there's a crisis he looks at someone else that guy And then he gives them powers and he says you can do this. You've got this You're that guy now you are now that guy that guy I'm gonna drink the freezer. I'll be right back Name it a son the uh, um, uh I mean, yeah, I could have I like the ring of that but it's not well I like the sentiment of it, but I don't think it uh I don't think it is super. Yeah, like it doesn't roll off the tongue Hassan socializing exposure I mean, it's not bad as a name Every word a pause Yeah, yeah, I suppose that's longer than every frame is that A little more time given and um I get to the summit of a mountain overlooking my town while listening over 100 pounds lost 50 to go Nice Good job, man. Keep it up. Oh, I wonder how they're doing. This was a year ago Let us know if you are still a listener of e-fap So we got I think you guys will remember we got we got some movie suggestions because of the nuggie thing happening 12 years of nuggie Black nuggie down Lord of the nuggies no turn of the chair Hassan wars the last nuggie Nug e is in Wally Nuggy versus chair zilla I could see that happening yet Enemy at the nuggies The rise of chair walker Hassan pike of the good the bad and the nuggly. I guess these were actually suggestions I feel like enemy at the nuggies. It's a missed opportunity of what was nuggies at the gates, you know Like you imagine the speed when they're charging through like the square and then it's a bunch of nuggets On machine guns And then you got um, it was jude law like sniping some nuggies Russians are charging in they have like forks Yeah, like oh they have like bobbing people from McDonald's. Yeah Then one of you drops the fork the other piece The dishonored nuggie a sonnet the gates a story of wickers and nuggies I imagine we'll get more of these Nuggy hulk down or it was it was black nuggie down where like the helicopters the black helicopters and nuggets I like the writers are just like ten nuggets strung together. Yeah Nugget with nugget propellers And then is this falling down on his chickens flying everywhere Um I'll give you a trilogy the nuggie awakens the last transformative and the rise of pika Those yeah do that There's a target in hitman 2 that tells an artist he's paying him an exposure You can disguise yourself as the artist and kill him hilariously That's what uh Some other titles I saw from chat once upon a time in armenian genocide denial Crime of the nuggies and how to train your nuggie. I like how how to train your nuggie so much more chill than the other two It's like Yeah, the other thing I like about Some of these are just they're just so subtle. Oh, what do they mean? I wonder I have no clue what they could be written Uh Where are we? The song is the kind of guy to get stressed when the sun goes down worried that it won't come back up again Imagining somebody watching this sun dip below the horizon with their heads Let's do it again All the sweats flying off of his head as the sun is disappearing No Like I sound it's done it before and he's like yes, and I was just as scared then Past past performances is not indicative of future results. I read that on wall street. That's Well, it's actually true, but Maybe not with the sun. Well You know, it will be with the sun one day one day. It'll get one day Well, I mean it may well be that while well I guess the problem is that half the planet will be able to see it if it like just suddenly disappears I have no chair, and I'm a scream Wouldn't it be stream? Oh wait. Yeah, they said streamed actually my bed Uh, Raiders of the stolen art. Yeah, that works Uh, where did you learn to steal on a content farm? Pretty much How to succeed in business without even trying what's going back Zod's coming back. He is going to be great Reminds me of how like the sentiment that You know like like he'll come back and maybe he'll be better But regardless like the original performers will just be Really praised and guys It was really like funny cringy I will find him That we reference it like all the time is one of the best examples of just a villain being fucking stupid But what he shows the mountain of skulls to convince What are you doing? And then not only to have a mountain of skulls but to have him submerged in them This will this will convince you in this mountain of skulls It'll show you that I'm actually a super bad super bad in a mountain of skulls He goes home that I just like I just don't get it. He just he didn't seem to understand Do you want me to die? I need Jay's stolen content. Yeah, I know What do you think? Jay keeps people alive the power They call him boss boss nuggie Congrats if you get the reference Hmm Boss nuggie boss, baby Yeah, I'm not sure could be a lot of things honestly assassins Sansons creed three nuggies Uh Praise the cosmic chicken. Hi, blessed frog man. Hi skull on wheels. Hi rags. Sorry mootel. Hi there Hey Hey, should we tell the people of the past in the most clear and concise manner about the alien threat where we come from What are the weaknesses and how effectively to fight them and with what weapons are most effective in fighting them? No That's uh, we're on tomorrow one now, I guess Oh god. Yeah, I mean I was gonna test my memory Uh That film I have forgotten the fuck out of it. It was terrible Wow rags and I had to watch it again Oh, yeah, I thought you saw the one time shocking. Yeah, this might surprise you but it actually doesn't get better on a repeat view What? Yeah crazy Yeah, because uh I was doing snider cut to them so I couldn't uh Have the time but I'm glad you guys Watched what what is essentially an incredible film? It is an incredible film In fact, it is it is not credible The most unrealistic aspect of the movie with the time travel in aliens is that a bunch of normies don't have any friendly fire or accidental suicide Wow, I mean a lot of them die They're sorted ways before they have the chance to commit suicide. Yeah Yeah, there's plenty of Friendly fire incidents that would happen with everyone just spraying bullets like that and not knowing what the fuck they're doing So a classic case of the enemy has plot armor until the good guys need to win pretty much. Yeah Remember they go from like all their bullets are completely ineffective. It's just starting to actually mow them down Like decapitate them and things and just just No, you guys don't understand It's a super meta commentary on the morality of young americans involvement in vietnam and the gulf war also fringeloid What simpsons is this like also hyrax? What episode is the tomorrow war like? Yeah, that's an easy question. Um I think we all know Damn like i'm pretty sure there is something that's like really apt, but I Hmm Because it's not it's not the homer just gone back with the toaster. It's not really applicable Um Damn, I'm not sure. I don't know what I would pick is like the simpsons version of the tomorrow war No, I got nothing For some reason I I feel more like the future armor episode where they go to the planet with the balls Like that even though it doesn't have any time travel I could see how you like that one though. Yeah Well, yeah, I mean those enemies were very much unlike, you know There might as well be aliens Morning moorla moodle and frongo from adelaide also hyrax Hello Also, uh watching the new e-faps whilst catching up on the backlog good up the keep work lads I will Keep work. I feel like you got so many words that make me work I think I actually mixed them up there. It wasn't even their fault, but you know what? I understood anyway You you you misinterpreted their message Well, that's your one. I misread it, but I interpreted it the way it was supposed to be That's but nevertheless the goal the goal is to read it accurately I think they're gonna see the show at this point when they find that out now That was you should put that idea in their head We'll use your super chat to hire lawyers against them cruel irony Then during the court case when we're reading them out, they reread one of them wrong and they're like, I want to see you like Is the tomorrow all bad? Yes Yes, it's it's awful I'm pretty sure we gave it a word No, I will say a movie came out recently that really fucked with our Oh boy It would be real nice to just get like a big budget film that comes out We can just be like, you know what that was like good just good good good like the only caveats being You know the relatively minor things, but it is cool. We had a really strong narrative here Yeah And I could have been a little better here But yeah, but like this was a great effort like a legitimately great effort Starship troopers did the shoot what happened what with movies? Yeah Starship troopers did the shoot the bugs here scene Oh, yeah, yeah, uh, they're talking about how the nobody was taught how to do anything to these bugs Or that'll uh I remember as uh You guys remember the film battle los angeles? I do. I didn't see it, but I know that I do actually There was a scene in that where they were trying to figure out how to kill the aliens Because they're different and so that it's like they had to see with the like, how are we how we kill you? While they got like a couch one and then they figure it out But I mean in this case you already know so why wouldn't you tell them where the shoot? It's yeah, where was it was under their necks, right? I think so. Well, yeah It was yeah, it was like their chest and their neck or something And luckily they used targets that were in no way to practice the little practice they got They used targets that were in no way even close to being representative of what they would actually be shooting at That whole movie It is one of the dumbest films it really is Um, I don't know why this was sent in but someone said I bet that some nazis thought the holocaust was fun Uh, unfortunately. Yeah, probably Yeah, probably Hey, Mal, when is all of the foreshadowing of your next hot take gonna pay off? I've been waiting for months now I don't even know what I would have been baiting at that point. Yeah There's still several I hold them all in a big chest If you knew about all of them, you would no longer think me a uh You're my man of refuge more of hot take chest. It's just it sits in a dungeon. It's covered in like webs It's uh, it's terrifying if you get close with the lighting dims and the spooky music kicked up And then you hear some faint screams in the background. Just like I guess you get closer to it If you were to find yourself in the e-fap secret vault of hot takes It would be like gazing upon the face of god. You just vaporized even we don't enter into that chest It's scary down there. It is scary down there in the the the realm of e-fap hot takes We do not venture down there often. Some of you aren't ready for them. You're not ready Like I said, I am barely ready for them. I wonder if we're ready. Yeah It's it is very much like again more movie references You open that thing up your face is melt and explode if you're not you can't look all right Don't do it when we did the the hot take stream where we had three big hot takes all at once That was that was just a test that was like really small little going off But yeah, because that was uh, the the three was there was bojack. There was theode on the clone was what was the third one? It was me with a tv show of some kind. I think it was um, but I didn't you tv show was it Don't know. I don't know Well, because it would have had to have lined up with when we finished watching This was a while ago because like we watched bojack in 2020 Like that means we watched like buffing angel in 2019. Did we? No, we watched we watched buffing angel in 2020 when covid there was like the the first couple of months of covid Yeah, I can't believe how long ago that was jeez. That was a while ago. Yeah, I know yeah Times really jumped Yeah, kind of scary Yeah, I can't remember what the the third one was Yeah, all I remember is I'm pretty sure it was me with a tv show of some kind and I had to go through Why would poopy? Well, hold on. I mean, I'll just look it up Bojack Uh, oh, okay Was it the boys? It was the boys Well, I think the boys season three were fucking awful. Yeah, I think that was it was a reveal because then we did a full stream for it The boys season two, holy fuck. Don't worry. It's it's at the point. I was fully accepted to be bad. Nobody has a problem with that anymore Yeah, but it took to like episode seven Yeah, we we got in trouble for a while without a take on that Yeah, when we just like we did a mandalorian one We were very nervous at the end of episode one and then episode two and three it's like arts Yeah, it's over. It's it's done. We're finished. I don't know how many people even in our audience remember How much trouble we get in for our initial takes I'm the mandalorian stuff. How can you do a fucking madness for being meet Amanda? Because it wasn't until uh the end of season two that people started to turn on that show Specifically it was season two episode five and six. That's where it turns if you watch because I edited all the menus, so I remember the comments had turned at that point What happened in episode five and six? Five was Ahsoka, um, but I don't think it was Ahsoka that did it because funnily enough That's one of the better episodes. I think we said that's like probably the best episode in the season It's more so that It's just a matter of The episodes were bad, right? But like if you get the one you can you just do that thing We're just like, oh come on. It's okay. Like yeah, okay. That's kind of silly That's kind of so but like yeah, come on then another episode and then it just gets adding on Yeah, you find it harder and harder until you're just like, you know what that was fucking dumb actually You know, I'm actually getting annoyed too when you're like, uh-oh. There you go Yep Um, because if you remember everyone really liked the giant sand dragony thing whatever it was and we were like stupid though So dumb Have you ever heard the comedy of Darth pika the vile? I thought not not a story the simps would have told you Unfortunately, we're familiar with it um Have you ever heard? Oh, uh got here late for the pet question a wombat I guess a wombat is a pet you're not allowed to have um, it's like australian animals really just pets Um a wombat would be a fun little pet though. There are just a big old little ball, you know big old ball of happiness Yeah These white spikes can't be talking out by earth's finest militaries, but to do scan fist fight one in the snow Sorry, what? I think that was english. Is it talking about how? Finest militaries of earth are defeated by these things, but chris pratt is fine one in the snow Yeah Wow, I mean earth's military beats these things easy. Yeah Uh, why is the sun wearing a veteran's hat? He said it was supposed to be ironic or something. I don't know It's ironic because it's it's ironic because he's not a veteran That's I legit I can't remember what he said anymore, but I remember being really unsatisfying I didn't lie to you. I was being ironic Someone is disagreeing with the hosts ww hate. Oh, what would hasan do? Uh, ban them or create well, I think you know I think you know, yeah, we must be destroyed Also hail efat Hail. Oh hail Well, the military's leadership is barely habitable go out into an alien invasion. See how long competent leaders last Gotcha long man Well, hey, yeah, we had a bit of pushback for shitting on tomorrow. Well, there were some people who were a fan of that movie Yeah, because it was wanting on political the fuck that's what I've heard. Yeah Like I don't I just don't care if they're really shit. It's shit. It's garbage. Like I don't care Um Can we stop with them making the military a gag of incompetent lobotomites in monster movies? No, we can't because then the monsters lose Then the plot fails because We have to underestimate the competency of human beings I'm saying like remember what I hear from you guys about halo. It just sounds like we were defeated They're in square sort of thing. Well because the the the thing in the games is that the covenants are an overwhelming Force there's more of them. They have better ships Um, the Spartans are better than like any ground forces that the covenant can muster But the covenant have much larger ground forces So it's really is like this battle that's very heavily stacked against humanity, which is the reason why they nearly lose It's only halo that like basically allows humanity to win because they can it's Once that happens it just causes a lot of problems that um that can't really be accounted for by the covenant very well Like the flood and um and of course that they're so focused on The great journey and as soon as they find halo it's like commit full full force to like Tapping into its secrets that kind of causes their unraveling Um and the fact that they broke apart and that the the elites left the covenant So it's like yeah, they are an overwhelming force and they still are an overwhelming force The reason why they fracture is because of these other things that start to happen That um caused them to their demise Yeah, uh and as for the flood it's like yeah must achieve it's whereas in the show It's kind of like you guys are super because I was thinking about it with episode five It's like okay, so you need to get the artifact out and the frigate's gone You need to get it to a ship. Are you not really concerned that they're just going to blow up that ship? um Might it be a better idea to actually hunker down and keep the artifact Locked in there and then to guard it rather than doing an offensive battle Might it be a good idea to have the ship fly over to the to the cave instead of taking The artifact through enemy lines and up to the ship You know, it's like How did the covenant surprise you? Well, so the thing is is that the covenant can surprise in a sense when it's like a slip space rupture is detected But I mean, there's still you know, there's still time There's time between leaving slip space in a cruiser and getting your forces amassed to fight on the ground um It might well cause problems for whatever cruiser is in but like as soon as you see the rupture It's like, okay. There's a cruiser and the battle doesn't happen a minute after Um, you you don't slip space into like orbit, you know You oh like you you do it like a bubble but but not like on the surface of the planet It doesn't follow. It's like and man if chief had woken up like a minute later Damn, you mean a bit of trouble, you know, he wakes up like five seconds before the covenant arrive We were talking about the the super chatter with incompetent militaries required for the plot When we watched army of the dead our first instinct after the um, kind of like the opening The opening scene was that the zombies were bulletproof because That was the more the most reasonable explanation based off of how insanely incompetent all of those guys with rifles were Oh, oh the the zombies are bulletproof. Oh, okay When it turns out, no We we require incompetence to an extreme degree in order to make this work It's like when they drop that paratrooper into a field of zombies like so what was the thought process here? Why did you do this to this guy? Why are we paratrooping on our own soil? We talk about fucking visuals coming before the writing. That's just that's all that is The most incompetent military in the history of forever is army of the dead it has to be The one marvel show I watched was the one you dumbos didn't do a scene-by-scene breakdown of uh why Right. Well then he says why falcon went to soldier and won division but not low-key? Do we do a we didn't do a full breakdown low-key did we or well it I think it took six hours We talked through low-key, but we didn't do a scene-by-scene I think we did scene-by-scene for the other two. No wait, we didn't do it for one division. Did we? We didn't do it for one division. We did it for the finale Because I remember falcon went to soldier was a comprehensive fucking breakdown. We went hardcore into that And we didn't even want to do one until episode episode four It was four episode four was the one that was one chill thing. Yeah, where we uh zemo just escapes that episode But everything else is terrible. Yeah Oh zemo, what are they gonna do to you buddy? Don't you matter time? I'll be back. Yeah, he'll be back Sad face play ddlc Perhaps one day, but uh, yeah, we didn't do at all a whole guy I was we didn't watch well, none of us have seen the season. Yes. Yeah And I don't want to Hmm Though thanks to hard wick. I know 150 is gonna be big Well, it we're a chongus it was I hate films with a queen when killing it defeats the whole army It's lazy writing and results in boring stories. Give me long strategy instead I don't mind it the the concept of you kill one. They all get wiped out Um But I I can understand what you're saying like you you don't want that to just be the reveal And that's how they win in like the final episode or something Yeah, they're it's more believable In different scenarios The like for episode one There's only one control unit and if you'd blow that up the entire army just turns off like I We'll find a minute. Yeah, that's yeah Yeah, a fan of menace Like oh, no, I guess avengers right when you blow up the mother ship or the chitari and dad I think that one's weirder as well because the chitari seemed like they were Lashed beings not robots or anything. Yeah Yeah And there is that aspect of why No, that's fine. But yeah, yeah the the trope definitely often does not work like it needs to work Yeah, when you have something like the ball, I think people would maybe expect there's something you could do that would send a signal throughout the lot of them Um There are some armies we're just like, huh Or that's maybe the balancing act of you have a lot of um Like the reason that the enemy is able to have so many Cheap disposable units or whatever is because they're all just controlled from some distance, you know Well, I would say that the trade-off is that you get to make them Unit like become one in a lot of ways But at the cost the fact that you can disable them all with one keystroke sort of thing Uh, which is a risk if someone gets into your systems, you know, there's there's ways to balance it make it make more sense And feel more satisfying I guess In a way Um What do you think Hassan's favorite flavor of chalk is? I think you'd like all of them blueberry Hey Malin as a Brit bong, maybe you can help. What setting do you use on your microwave to throw out your teabags? Thanks Throw out your teabag I think that's probably the most offensive thing you can say to a british person, especially english You know, it's It's incredible that youtube would have allowed that level of a of a slayer, but there we are It seems that either the filmmakers thought any other idea aside from the one in the movie would be too complex for audiences Or they were too stupid themselves to think of a use for time travel in a war Um, I yeah, I don't know anything about the production team behind it I'm assuming they didn't care to really make things make sense. They were much more invested in just the concept, right? You fight a war in the future Ain't that cool There's there's gotta be a way to make that kind of thing work. It's just isn't it. This isn't it. Oh, yeah, it's like What we saw in that film is kind of like your friend's idea on a night out when he's drunk Sizzle that and you're like we could maybe turn that into something And then you tell him that just as you're patting him on the back say it's time to go to bed It's time to sleep. Yeah, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Yeah Maybe you have Like the aliens from the future who attacked us. They used some strange technology And something happened and it caused some sort of a time portal problem and said something You gotta you gotta work hard to come up with that idea that make it even close to being plausible Why people send this stuff in this Fuck mary kill Hitler atler and george floyd why We're not answering that Why white spike should have called them arctic assholes Is that what they call them the film white spikes? Yeah, I think so. Yeah When are they fired stuff of people right? That's probably why they're saying that Fire spikes people if I remember I memory is very weak on the I found proto karen in a film called airport 77 Oh, all right, I wish I could help you I don't know what that is I bet his son's chat loves filmento videos Maybe Filmento's a strange one He's an odd boy I actually have a lot of fun with doom eternals platforming except for some bollocks parts in the last level Ever played it Um, I don't remember it super well I didn't enjoy the platforming Steel content or die trying No, he wouldn't die trying the second it actually compromises him in any way shape or form you would stop But nothing does so why bother stopping All right, and here we go to fuck marichael that relates to buffy. So it's not gonna be answered just yet One day though maybe I didn't see tomorrow war and I found a plot hole from the premise Why not just give the past advantage? Sorry advanced tech so they can spend 28 years getting more advanced when the aliens arrive I got no clue what rules they set out that means The fact that they're even there would just keep changing their future over and over again, you know Yeah, I don't know how they made that Makes sense. I don't think they did make that make sense because isn't the big payoff in the whole movie that the they get a Like a cure or a thing that can Send back in the past and then they go and destroy the the spaceship that they landed in I don't know Well, they they get with the They get the cure virus Right made and then they bring it back to the past and then the governments don't believe them Oh Yeah, because they need to know where the original ship landed right that they're like So they have to figure that out when that's something everyone should know Because it It landed a long long time ago In his class yeah God that film's awful And so they they they knew it was in russia. So they went to russia found it real quick And they just kind of like go around it. Yeah, they go around like you're in a little fucking like And they're little snowmobiles and they just find it And they just find it because of course in russia in russia Not the world's largest country at all Makes sense Saber tooth tiger versus short-faced bear I don't know. What's a short-faced bear? That's pretty big I think A short-faced bear Arctotus, okay, or the north um, oh, that's interesting because arctotii are um They're they're they're enemies in some like mmo's and stuff. So a short-nose bear or short-faced bear Get you a picture here An image post this for you It's kind of an odd one. It's the one the one on the right I probably go with the bear I think the bear yeah, I think I'm gonna go with the bear Because I don't think that saber tooth tigers use their saber teeth to actually kill I think that they would Jump on prey and then they would suffocate it Uh, which was like kind of a long process But it but they couldn't actually I don't think they could open their mouth Big I I may be misremembering this but I think one time when I was young I was watching some like discovery channel thing about ancient beasts or whatever And they they couldn't the the fangs were too big for them to actually use to hunt and kill prey Or they couldn't use them They meant for intimidation like that Maybe it's like a like a versexual selection or intimidation something like that. Yeah I know there's I think there's like a species of rodent that's similar in that The females will choose males based off of the size of their incisors So that can lead to them progressively getting bigger and bigger to the point where it's actually detrimental The peacock is similar Where the sexual selection and the peacock is that the males are the ones that have the big tails and females will generally mate with the male peacocks and have the biggest tails And it's because if you have a very big tail as a peacock It's tougher for you to escape from predators. You have to eat more to upkeep the tail It's just more of a bother and more of a hassle But if you're surviving and thriving with the big tail Then you must be a badass peacock and I want to make babies with you because you are strong and amazing So it's not actually an advantage that a certain trait Gives to the the animal that it has. It's just it's more impressive genetically that they can survive with it Which may be the case for saber two tigers, but I'm not certain. I don't know too much about them Yeah, you just reminded me of Every quote as the Hopkins has as Robert Ford in Westworld one of them's about peacocks and there's um I've read a theory once that the human intellect is like peacock feathers Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate all of art literature a bit of Mozart William Shakespeare Michelangelo and the empire state building just an elaborate matring ritual Maybe it doesn't matter that we have accomplished so much for the basis of reasons But of course the peacock can barely fly it lives in the dirt pecking insects out of the muck And souling itself with its great beauty Where's that from westwills? Yeah, because I like that. This is a fucking cool every quote he has in season one is just stuff that makes me go Season four is coming out soon apparently I was like who the fuck's watching that show anymore Oh, I thought that show I didn't know that show was still going It is never hear about it. Nobody talks about it really Kind of like Game of Thrones Yeah, well, yeah nobody talks about Game of Thrones anymore Jesus I think yeah one of the opening lines he has in the show is evolution forged the entirety of sentient life on this planet using only one tool the mistake Is uh, that's a good shit interesting to think about Kind of yeah evolutionary uh wise uh Mutations or the vast majority mutations are certainly Neutral and even between positive and negative There are going to be more negative mutations than positive ones So in that sense, it's all a mistake whenever genetic information is copied from parents of the child so pretty much mistakes can uh Every once in a while Just good enough to give them an edge Westworld season one Is totally a thing where I would be like It'd be fun for us to watch that to go through It's good things and then talk about how it kind of fucks up toward the end and then pretend that no other seasons exist Like there is just no fucking point in going any further because it's not even I just uh such a mess And it's funny because most people adore the first season and kind of like the second season I think the third season is terrible, but I have friends who stuck it through and season two was the one where they had to they had to ditch Apparently all over the place, but yeah, um It's not it's worth it. Just to hear him say all those quotes Um If the world will end on December 12th 32 34 at 23 18 12 If you time travel back in time and spend several days training people The world will still end then so you have no reason to rush the training. What is this movie? Dude, I'm fucking confused by everything you just said anyway Well, the film said that the timelines were running concurrently that was like then Logic How you can't really leverage the past effectively the timelines run at the same time for some reason. What does that mean? It means that the like as That are essentially the point that they uh that they went back to originally as like in sync with the future So one day from like, I don't know January 1st 2020 will be equivalent to one day in 2040 and then they'll run together So the next day will be the next day in the future that they're like pad And so you can't really leverage the past effectively because of that Because it means you can't like travel to Every every time you jump to the future will always be further ahead in the future than uh than it was before So I don't know why that's how it works. They just say that that's how it works Okay I don't know. I can't I'm sorry. I can't tell you why that film works It's bad Celestial apex massive through Reminder when you guys discovered that weird floating alien in the last Jedi Oh, I remember that the balloon thing. It looks horrifying That's some early efat memeid right there Times Mola play momo for three like it's the tomorrow war I actually don't know I just don't want to uh russia should have drone airstrike to explain why Explain why what I don't know what that's referring to So I'm late. I guess a son wearing the korean vet hat wasn't for aesthetic jesus christ Again, I can't remember what he said was why he was wearing it That's on pika you can take my content, but you'll never take my nuggies He's got quite a supply of them Yeah, man loves his nuggies 400 million plus non-military owned guns in the u.s. Alone now add all the other countries. We ain't losing No, of course not. We wouldn't lose those things humans really good at fucking killing stuff You'd find a way Especially when you consider what the origin of the Like they all came from one place and then spread outwards, you know Oh, well Reminds me of a quiet place Like you you want me to believe the government never would have figured out their weakness like no way. I don't believe you No, I took this little girl messing around with a Uh hearing aid to do it. It's like no It seems that they hear really well. Maybe some kind of a sonic. Yeah, that's the first No, it would It's it's just so well. They seem to be bullet resistant Uh quite resistant to bullets and they they can only hear so it's just it's so obvious What any footage of them will show every time they go to listen to stuff They open up their faces and there's flesh like so surely that's the weaker part of their body then it's like Yeah, surely because it doesn't look like the armor on the outside that looks like the soft fleshy bits on the inside Yeah Maybe human humans and just so many of these fictional pieces of media. They're just too stupid to live I think it's a much more interesting story to be built there Of the humans like dominating these aliens and to the point where you have to have questions about like we can't exterminate them Should we or you know, you take them all captured and District nine is a better movie than most mentioning Don't look into any wikis about the quiet place aliens just pure unstable tism Oh Why do they invent a bunch of shit to try to count by how stupid what though isn't even in the film? I wouldn't be surprised If the humans didn't make such stupid decisions that let the aliens take over kang would have melted them Yeah True that is true Errant signals children of doom series is great. Let's uh, youtube uh Be curious children of doom and children of doom. I don't know what that would be regarding exactly, but Children of doom Is it about doom? Oh, it looks like uh, it's about doom. Yeah the video game Oh, I guess it's the things that uh, the doom inspired. So we have oh Is of course doom the marathon I thought marathon was a halo inspiration But maybe I could be wrong about that I mean because marathon was inspired by doom and marathon. I think did inspire halo. So both of those can oh, right right, okay It has descent on here. I remember that game in 1995 Has golden eye I could see how some of these could definitely be Inspired by doom. How do we do that? Um, would it be world breaking if the fire nation wiped out 99.99 of the airbenders and were mostly successful for 100 years and still lost? Yes, or yes um I've almost forgotten the the world building of atler at this point, but um There's a lot of stuff with How everything went there's a lot a lot of questions. Funnily enough. Yeah It was one of the people who brought up a lot of the um the problems with Sort of foundational will building for atler me. I was like, oh, I didn't even think I did Uh, you should know what the term is called rags glam giant leprechauns and monkeys That's quite an out of context super chat to have isn't it? Yeah I have no idea why they sent you that message, but yeah. All right Have you guys seen suicides quite yet? Just saw it and thought it was really mediocre comedy felt really flat for me and overall just very meh Um, well, uh, I really loved it. I think the comedy was excellent in the suicide squad I really really enjoyed the characters our efap movies on it because I think we especially weasel. We were losing our shit loved Blessed weasel. Yeah And it's unfortunate because we probably won't get a suicide the suicide squad too, right? A doubt we'll get that All right Seems like peacemaker was more successful for what it was than the suicide squad was for what it was So weird that that movie the suicide squad only exists as it does because uh, james gun was temporarily cancelled by disney Yeah condolence strange Which by the way is part of what people think is the cause of um Obviously there's a lot of causes but one of the causes for why everything is so nonsensical in Phase four because james gun was supposed to be a bigger part of it and then he was booed and now he's been brought back in as a Yeah, I understand. Um, he was going to be in charge of the cosmic side No, uh presumably anymore Yeah, that's probably had significant ripple effects, you know Probably the one I'm not even aware of yet Death note manages to make eating a bag of chips the most dramatic and exciting thing I've ever seen I'm gonna take a potato chip and eat it With all these dramatic zooms Yeah, I haven't seen death up. I've seen that I swear I've seen this whole EFAP before but I have no idea how that's possible. You're doing this live. What's going on? I don't know man. I'll help you there. I don't know. Yeah Windows update is more insightful than filmento But yeah windows updates not gonna give you Writing advice that doesn't make any sense Uh We'll tell you that underwater isn't the bad alien ripoff and not copying it enough and copying it badly I still remember. I enjoyed underwater quite a bit and I remember that video we did too. Yeah, I uh What do we give underwater? Was it five or six? It was like a five or six. I think it was a six. I think it was on the positive side One of those ones that like it doesn't resonate with people Um as much as you'd you'd hope but there was a lot of things in it that was to be the that were to be found I even enjoyed the overall idea in it The the theme Well that You know the whole like we are fucking miniscule in this universe But no matter how small you are you can still make significant change I like that I do too. It's a very good message to to tell people Oh my god, he actually defended with it. Hi rags Hello, no idea what they're referring to Um, I don't either. I wish I did gearless nuggets. Do you want me to die? Oh, no Eat the nuggets if you have to but also Yeah Based philmanto comparing commies to bug monsters Okay, I think he would have revised the script if he had uh redrafted. Yeah, if I think Uh I want to give you some shackles and say Hassan piker is a garbage human being He ain't great. He ain't great We of the vietnamese species deny any allegations of inhumanity Well, you have to take philmanto to court Do fair commies are genocidal monsters Hi Go home gi go home GI go home. Oh They send boy to fight the man war jay mabrou Hassan piker's a Poise me I'm not sure what they're trying to say Vietnamese versus predator Yes My favorite evap game was vietnamese colonial marines Vietnamese colonial marines Please keep in mind anyone listening to this out of context is brought on by Fucking philmanto. This is all in response. Yes. This is all in response to philmanto and what he said We are simply reacting to him We do not endorse anything that philmanto implies at all With respect lord longbong of musilton api You're missing the point in order to find positives in tomorrow war He has to bullshit and to the point of saying the film did things it refused to Um, I think there was an element of parody in the video, but uh when he Tries to give it a fair shake. He then starts like trying to compliment things But the film definitely didn't do well and then then he says like he tries to draw a theme And then he says the thing and it was it's just not a great move Who knew platoon apocalypse now and film metal jacket was sci-fi films Who knew uh, so philmanto has movie blobs sentence structure Um, oh man, you remember. Yeah, we haven't done move bobbin so long that I kind of forgot he um The way he talks is You have to decipher he doesn't he doesn't use a lot of full stops his sentences are very long um To the point that it can be difficult to track What he's saying Conceptually the holocaust was supposed to work Okay, you're conceptually, but all plans are supposed to work conceptually Right, but I don't know that you don't need to single out the holocaust for that all plans are like are assumed to work Yadav, I'll kill you. I'll ban you like Hassan I think some jokes like that were made Um, Hassan is Hassan piker is the only person who could make the room temperature IQ joke work for celsius You guys heard the dug walkers having a redemption arc recently apparently only plays made jokes of him And he took it like a champ even though he and even thought it was really funny Yeah, I remember when this happened. It was um It was it's just the kind of thing that everyone recommend when someone who is like pretty well liked and respected Pokes fun of you and says like you did some cringe at some point and you have a very specific kind of character That's easy to do an impersonation of It's best not to do the linkara where you're like This is frustrating. You shouldn't say this about me that sort of stuff This is just being like someone asks you in a stream. You go. Yeah, that was really funny And uh, yeah, I do I can see how that would be an impression. Like if you handle it Really chill You get people being like, you know that dug walker guy. He's actually okay. And then they're like, you know that linkara guy He's fucking hilarious Roll the wrong reasons or it gets the right reasons. I don't even know you guys know light bringer, right? Light bringer Linkara's oc Linkara's a fucking hilarious person and I'm almost sad because I know like so much about him and yet you guys probably know very little He's he's just as much in gold mine as wings of redemption Oh my goodness and the thing that in the same way not the same way a completely different way Oh, okay. Okay. I got you. I never understood Like I never believed his voice at first. I thought it was so many put on but it's just he's just cursed He has the um the hyper nerdy caricature voice Where he talks like this all the time And he can't in any way come across as anything but the nerdy character at a cartoon It's ridiculous, uh, but hilarious at the same time he reviews comics and um He made his own comic You know what I should just skip to the stuff that's most well known about him is when um His profiles were traced to different sites They looked in his history And when I say different sites, I am of course referring to adult ones And people found out what his fetishes were Um, one of the most famous ones is that he had a strong fetish for the green m&m um He's a powerful female character. You can you guys can imagine he has a pretty hot green m&m. You're like, all right. I can see that Yeah, I love her curves. Um But but the one that whatever I see a reference is so hard not to fucking exploded laughter. Um dead puppets What that is bizarre that is very strange I remember when the the video went over it. It's just like Curb it with the two crosses on his Why? Little X's for eyes. Yeah I've never seen that muppet die It's a couple uh videos that go over his um his antics online. He's a he's a funny character at linkara And one day we will review the channel awesome films in the form of evap. I'm sure of it. It'll be really Really entertaining. Lindsay Alice was in those You know before she Well, she's not even on the internet anymore. So I think Yeah, I don't know if she's gonna make like a grand return at some point maybe Uh Oh, yeah, see they follow up his while in contrast linkara became a big baby over ony's jokes Now this doesn't mean that his reviews are good, but I do respect him for doing that. Oh referring to dug Yeah, no, he's um, you know What what we always conclude me watch him is that he puts effort in he works really hard Um That vibe Whether or not it yields, you know good content, I guess is but like it seems to work pretty hard You can't help it has done so like a decade at this point, right? He's been doing this He's one of like the earliest sort of people who made film reviewing into a career Oh, obviously on the internet. I mean not Yeah, um You know dogs outrank their handlers in military Do they I had no clue. I had no clue I don't know I don't see them given the order This is a five pound super chat that will put five pounds in your account because of this super chat Which is five pounds so you can buy something five pounds because of the super chat All right. Thank you very much It rips off dream collapsing same way one-winged angel rips off Stravinsky's right of spring No, I mean any of you guys The same the same way what rips off Stravinsky? Uh the same way one-winged angel rips out One-winged angel. I'm not familiar with that. It sounds like an anime thing Could be but I'm I'm I'm quite familiar with Stravinsky's right of spring um so Well, if you're only familiar with one half that's kind of useless Yeah, I'm not familiar with familiar with a good one. Hmm Speaking of Vietnam. Did you guys know that the vietcong tunnel system? Uh was so intricate as to include underground storage rooms kitchens infirmary bedrooms and a litany of indiana jones ask booby traps Yeah, there's uh, I think there's some videos from like documentaries on youtube that just show how um extensive These are these underground tunnels were and yeah that they did have like even facilities but of course there were big stretches that were Incredibly narrow and small and yeah, you did there were booby traps like um That they'd be like if you hit a trip wire and release like a viper or something or um the I think they called the poon poonji or poonji like sticks the ones where you step on the big The embryo thing comes out with a sharpened sticks Yeah, it was um, they were called tunnel rat Well, someone had to go in there because that was what tunnel rats were they were um Like american australian soldiers who I think uh the tallest they could be was like five foot six Get lowered face first like head first Lowered by their feet into the tunnels with like one pistol and a flashlight Yeah, here's your here's a flashlight. Here's your 1911. Uh, yeah, I think it was a 1911. Yeah, and that was their job Um, yeah, it is it like god damn that was like That would have been a scary a scary role to have There's another example of like Uh, there's a lot of this crossover with russia in terms of when you're fighting an enemy that knows they land really well And uses it to their advantage when you're an invading force You're like we were yeah, um Well, yeah, because that was that was like the big thing with the the vietcong was just they were experts at guerrilla warfare They knew the terrain. They knew how to leverage the terrain um They didn't have superior weaponry and like firepower or anything like that But the they definitely had more of a familiarity with the terrain Oh I fucking launched my chain charm and it does it in such a way that it hits me. It's like that feels like it shouldn't even possible It probably that feels like something that they were gonna fix in the game, but they just ran out of time Um But the vietnamese supposed to be alfred maybe What if the aliens are time police trying to prevent? It's all says it's like I like the the time cops from rick and morty with the white spikes You messed up tamo the hell Yeah You killed my god Just bad as a sentence Oh rick and moi remember remember those I remember back in like season two days. Yeah, geez Uh if that movies galaxy quest when I'd be on board with that. I like that movie. I'd probably be funny Would you rather lose your perception of time or your ability to speak? Ability to speak I think that if you actually It would become a nightmare of world if I lost my perception. Yeah, I think sorry I think you would just need it. You need to be able to perceive time It's so baked into like your own existence. I don't I just don't think you could live without it You need it. Yeah, because because if I don't have the ability to perceive time Is it as simple as I get like a bottle of water out of the fridge to pour into a cup? And I like forget that I have it and I don't know how to pour it because I don't know what to go forward or backward You know, I I don't know how I just everything is experienced non-linearly like you keep moving between Scenes in your life Yeah, if it was like I said I would take my ability to speak It's it's easy. I think I would too because I'll write stuff. I just won't talk anymore Yeah, I could still like live a life. I could play games I'm non-linearly like that fucks up everything I could still make youtube videos. I just pay someone a nary I was actually about to say like I would be I would host EFAP on my end But I just wouldn't speak and it would be about getting every guest in and getting everyone in and then I would still write scripts, but I would have to hire somebody to speak them Yeah, I really would become a manager of it Yeah And then have like a way for me to put messages on screen To be a part of the conversation. Yeah the um But yeah, the the the ability to perceive the passage of time is just you need it to just basically exist I don't know if you could survive without it. Honestly, you'd be completely dependent on other people to keep you alive Yeah, it just sounds like a horrible existence depends on this Yeah, it depends on the severity of it if they're talking about the lack of it entirely You would not be able to function on your own But if we're talking about things like short-term memory loss or that that might be a different story It depends on how far you go with it gadelb core sauce The corn sauce's flavor is theme I got I got no clue what's happening here Corn sauce is corn flavored, right? presumably And you can do a lot with corn don't get me wrong you do a lot with corn Waxies is sponsored by ridge wallet. We're gonna say sir ridge wallet uh that Better want to do that like wallet that's in the big metal thing with all the cards and then the money thing on the other side Yeah, um, no, thanks I don't like those wallets. I don't really see what the utility is there of like that kind of wallet Well, we had It looks like the cheapest ones here are 95 bucks. So man, that's a lot of money to spend on a wallet Because you can get a nice leather wallet for that kind of money. You can get a genuine leather Wallet for that kind of money and I need something that's less rigid Because this looks like it's always going to be the same size and it's not like an actual wallet in the sense of Oh, I need to put one more thing in than its capacity. That's fine. It'll just get a little bit bigger You know, just stretch a little bit Yeah But I can't I guess it's also a matter of I don't know that I want a wallet that has like a mechanism That I need to use to open up the cards feels like just adding a mechanism to something like a wallet Eventually it's gonna fail, you know Yeah, I was gonna say I wouldn't I wouldn't want it to be wow, I mean we we went through this a full We we put a front pockets. We don't put it in the back. Yeah, I don't put it in my ass pocket because why the fuck would I do that? A year ago we had this conversation Yeah, I remember you had this conversation, but like I don't understand why you put your wallet in your ass pocket Like I have to agree on it Seems so inefficient Right. So you have anything to say for yourself? No, we've already had this conversation Yeah Mutually, please in your best obi-wan voice say A more elegant currency from a simpler time I don't even are we talking about superjads. So we're talking about something the ridge wallet. Maybe I don't know Hopefully not cryptocurrency We might we might have been talking about um Will we talk about like coins that fucking laundromat shit? Remember coins in general. Yeah, because it's been a wallet. Yeah, depending where you are in the country coin usage varies obviously I still don't know what that fact is into putting it in your pocket rather than at a wallet, but The other day I had to get a roll of quarters Because I only use them to operate um Like laundry machines Uh-huh, I have it. So I needed to go and fetch coins Because they just they just never get used here. It's it's very rare Maybe if you pay in cash, you'll get some here and there But especially nowadays with so many people paying in cards and stuff. It just never I just never have coins on me I never get them Yeah, they're much more common here Americans don't have coin pouches in their wallets. It's annoying. I'd love to have them. I never put anything in my back pocket. That's dumb I mean, yeah, I was gonna say I don't pay to get my back pockets and I have My it's usually left and right would be phoned wallet I remember I saw an ad for the psp back in the day where the dude had it in his back pocket like why Yeah, I wouldn't I wouldn't keep a psp in my back pocket Well, it's poking out of his pocket because of that large and it's like dude in your back pocket Where someone could just joint it where you need to sit down on it where that's themes I feel like I'd never put a playstation. I would never put him anyway. It's too big. Yeah, it's a it's a psp I spent hundreds of dollars on that or however much they cost I'm not gonna put it my pocket. I'm gonna cap it. I mean I mean your phone is more expensive than a playstation portable and I was gonna say those now Your credit cards are in your wallet, which is a capacity of presumably this 300 pound in britain is the cap to pull out on a normal Or like, you know transactions that what I'm saying is the the wallet's not far away from being with that much Is the yeah, I think it's way more difficult to take a wallet out of someone's pocket without them knowing because you'd have to like Reach down and grab it out and then pull it out which would be really difficult to do Well, yeah, so that's why like bringing up how much it's worth. It's more so the form there That's it. Yeah, and I think well part of them is also its ability to get damaged as well when it comes to value So like yeah like a psp. It's super susceptible to being fucked up Well, if I'm not using it, I want it in the little the case you get with them That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I if it's like my ds or something if I'm taking it with me somewhere I want to have a case to put it in. It's like why we have cases on our phones because it's protecting our investment so to speak With a psp or a ds. I just never a pocket just seems Yeah, I don't want it to get damaged or scratched like if uh Like especially with you guys, right? You have more coins than we do and use them Imagine having a coin scraping against the screen of oof You don't want to keep the psp in your pocket At the very least you'd want a screen protector And some maybe like a little any pocket. It's gotta be the front right and on the back Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's too. Yeah, it doesn't have any give because you can squish a wallet But you can't you probably shouldn't squish or bend a psp. That's probably not very good No, I need a I need a guy to go get that beverage out of the freezer. I'll be right back I don't know why you wouldn't have said drink a beverage Or every time It's a three syllable word beverage. Yeah, like it's so unnecessary. It's like a vorsch thing Um, yeah, I mean, I don't get it Like I don't I don't know that I often And I guess it is because I always whenever I hear beverage I do tend to think of alcohol more so than just like a drink Even though it does describe a drink of any kind first. All I always have is why are you saying that? I just say drink I think beverage is what you would hear if somebody was trying to speak in a more official capacity about a drink You know, like you would you would read that on a financial report like a beverage Like coca-cola talking about their beverages, but I don't yeah Imagine you rob rags and his coins fall out of him like sonic And then you hear the noises Rags look struggling to pick them up like god damn it Well, yeah, and it's like man. If only I had a wallet that could contain all of these coins I yeah You you can stuff your coins into your pocket. You can do that Why would you do that? I don't know Oh, man, I just hit three Just random mushrooms are on the on the track in a row all separated perfectly in distance to Excellent advantage. Oh You love to say that My progress on youtube has been slow and gradual, but when I see a video like this I remember that I'm good enough to get big on the internet Well, like so I don't want to send any shade too much to to phil mento, but His format for success is not a scripts. It's uh topics Thumbnails and topics Yeah Well and also the promise that you're gonna learn why the thing failed or succeeded from him That's that's what his promises. It's very potent in terms of getting people to click that alone should probably be enough for you Um, this is gonna sound really cynical But if you make up bullshit as to why the film is working or not working That sounds like it might make sense. You should be able to get the similar success once you do it for enough years Um, I I think both myself ringing in rags would all Refer though that you actually, you know Work on getting really good scripts Yes scripts Add to your um You know, you like they Create a really meaningful analysis of a thing instead of just being like well, this one's out. What can we say? Someone once he comes up with a strange as fuck like It wasn't like how the suicide squad Sometimes you'll pick like how this movie failed to be this movie and it's like it's like someone Yeah, like this one specific it's it's weird the parameters for success and failure And I guess it's also just like it's a little presumptuous in a sense to assume why it would fail or succeed I don't know that you can really say like Why a film fails or succeeds at the box office that you could give like a really concrete reason as to why I would say that it can't always be just what was in the scripts. You never know what's going on Well, no, wow, there's too too many examples of films that were great that fail And it's like well, what what was wrong with it wasn't the movie, right? Or it hits the wrong time wrong market You may be able to argue the a lack of appeal but still strong quality for the uh thing that it was but I guess I'm saying like that's the anatomy of a failure though like a failure to have an appeal that You know, oh, yeah, but I'm saying like you could do that But even that wouldn't necessarily cover exactly what happened if you don't know the All the meta information of how this thing came out who may you know, like for example after it's like, why did that fail? It's like, well It's probably first and foremost that it's terrible. Um Um, I guess the problem is it's like, yeah, but there are plenty of terrible films that succeed So it's got to be something else, right? No, no, I this is what I'm saying So point that's gonna be bad for it But it's like does that explain it in full? It's like probably not is the fact that it was made by M night part of it It's like and they avoided letting people know that it's like, yeah, maybe that put people off when they found out What else could it be? It's like, um, I guess I'd have to look into What people were saying when it was coming out. Maybe what it was coming out alongside What like predicts the same for my yeah, like it's yeah Because you have to be Why is it that dark strangers had a bigger uh, uh, sort of Uh reduction in Ewing's and return viewings from viewers that no way home did like we can say That it's because the film is worse But like maybe it's more complicated than that. I don't know because uh We'd like to believe I think that the films are getting You know results proportionate to their quality and that no way home is Something that I think would spread quite well with word of mouth while dr. Strange is a fucking weird movie um So it lines up to me to a degree like the it's got lower returns over time than no way home does but at the same time You know a wizard could be like that's not it at all and I'd be like, oh, okay The wizard who knows all and sees all yeah If only he were more available, but he's not he doesn't have to return like In the realm of uncertainty. I like the idea that his answering machine. Hi, uh wizard. It's smaller. I just wanted to I just wanted to know like Could you could you help me out and explaining like who was responsible for that? Why the illuminati were included in the movie and made these decisions like whose fault was that? Thanks, it's smaller Do you imagine if we had access to the writer's room discussions for all of multi-verse of madness? Yeah, we're a fly on the wall, you know Oh for every one of those decisions flies on the wall and I just get to listen all these decisions. It's like, what? I told them why they can't understand me just asking basic questions just basic questions. I like that You know like I need to see when they came up with the memory store. I want to see that discussion Yeah, I want to look at everyone's faces see if anyone there has any awareness But they're all just smiling and it's like People will love this. It's the future and then someone's like it's not the future. It's an alternate universe. It's like same thing same thing Go and push the wallet button wallet button What's this? What's that? Oh, yeah, because remember it's gotta it's got a button on the wallet that opens it up. Oh, right. Okay You know what that's what wallets need breaking moving parts We have seen analog my simple little wallet is it's just leather and it folds and I put it in my pocket And I just have a great day. I never have an ancient world these Apparently the wisdom of the ancients Maybe some things that I don't need more in my life to worry about the thing that I keep my money and my Cards and stuff in really don't need that to be on the list really don't We have single dollars and 25 cent max coins, so they're not used Hardly as much so just having them in your pocket happens when you get changed back Yeah, it was more of them Anything about the form factor though if you have a wallet with the the zip to just put the coins in Yeah, like it just seems inefficient no matter what Because it's two places that your money is stored instead of one In America public transportation is reserved for the lower class most of the time therefore coins are basically superfluous in business transaction I wouldn't agree with that premise. Uh, I think it it definitely depends on where you live It depends on where you live not necessarily how rich you are because if you live in a town like um Like maybe like washington dc or something like that That's just sort of how you get around because of the layouts of these especially older cities But everyone has a car a dry live everyone's got a car regardless of Your class or your your monetary situation cars are not expensive to own or maintain You can have a car as as clunky or as nice as you want. It's just like it's a matter of space and where you live Do what if you pay for like, I don't know you you've groceries with with cash like Keanu Reeves uses public travel like I don't think Oh, what the poor people use public transport Don't know what that's about. Yeah, that was my whole first thing there. I don't agree with this first premise At all it's sentiment. There are heaps of people who catch public transport It depends on what city you live in and how good the public transport is Yeah, just because like you could there's plenty of places where it would take more money Or whatever to maybe have a car, but that wouldn't even necessarily make it more efficient or better. You would just have expensive With better public transport people are just gonna get the public like there are places where it will be inefficient to have the car Well, like how many people drive into work in manhattan versus get the subway? And like I don't know how many poor people are getting the bus into the train into manhattan to like go to work on wall street, you know It's not going to speed your day up or anything unless you just want that Well, unless you've got like a super duper reserve unless you've got a super duper reserved park I'm pretty sure lots of people are going to be getting the subway here into new york to go to work Yeah, because like I kind of like when you get to a certain level of richness and they like use Some fucking private jets just to move a mile. It's like, okay, I guess you're that rich Yeah, but like the average person who still is wealthy but goes to work is probably catching the subway probably Same in london same in like Other cities have good public transport that I can't think of. Well, I don't know people disagree on that don't they whether london has a good But i'm sure it's more efficient than like the public transport in like some american city, you know like, um Because we just have less is here And they're not like super popular, but there is an option that you could take And when I work downtown I drove to work uh, but It's plenty of people to the bus What what we're trying to get at here is you don't need to make really weird arguments to explain why you incorrectly store your uh coins Yeah, no, I'm willing to believe that coins are our last common thing For you guys, but that doesn't change anything really Doesn't influence anything at all really as a part of the argument now um The coin purse discussion is why I tune into efab it deserves the skittles discussion treatment as a cartoon i'm on board with that Someone wants to animate that shit you go right ahead Yeah, sure What's been a year and nobody's nobody's maybe they're still working on it. Oh, there's a meme fap We got a meme fap. Who knows what I try true Yes treasures The only time I carry coins is when I get them as change from of any machine Also places have changed machines to get coins if you need them Yeah, that doesn't change anything Doesn't change anything at all about where you would store it me and frieze countries both have those as well Yep Dollar coins are rare in america Doesn't even doesn't matter You're just using all of these arguments that are completely irrelevant. What are they arguing for? I think they're arguing that for some reason it makes sense to store coins in your pocket because you guys don't have like one dollar coins Well, it's just because I think those are interesting coin facts No, I remember the conversation because there were heaps of people who are on your side for some reason They're a bad kid, that's why many for many amazing reasons, but that's all right It's just because they can't your country does it this way for some reason Well, yes culturally that's just how it's gotten to be and so you just think that's not like the correct way to do it But uh good old britain and possibly australia, I can't say uh, we have All these systems set up to properly account for our loose change Yeah, like a little just Like pouch in your in your wallet that you just put your coins in That's already indicative of the the situation the fact that I referred to it as to account for your loose change Like what you use as your like system is what we refer to as loose change loose change exactly To imply that there is such a thing as not loose change. Yeah a more efficient method of storing change Uh fuck mary kill his son his son's chat and his son's chair Well, the chair is the smartest one out of the lot, I think Yeah, I'd want to marry the chair so we can hang just hang out more. Uh, the other one is his son's chat Oh They're too gone they're too far gone Uh rags is right if he ever needed them he'd put them in his pocket when he gets home He'd leave him in his piggy bank in america coins are meaningless. Also. They are laundry machines that take cards You're wrong. I don't want to tell you you're wrong. You're absolutely wrong Why would it be preferable to have your money stored in different places rather than one place? Why is that? Just admit that you guys do it wrong Maybe this can help if me and fringy had enough coins that it completely bulges and bursts the wallet It's like well, no, so you only carry enough. Yeah, you place your access in something like a piggy bank Or you exchange them for notes or whatever But you keep a certain amount of and all you all I've learned from all of these fun facts about coins Is that you guys need to keep on you a little bit of change so that you can use these machines Yeah, laundry. Yeah Whereas like frankly most of the time you don't need to use cash money anymore Yeah, most of everything is done with cards, uh, which is yeah Even like getting the bus you just have a card that you swipe to get on and then you load it up with credit But nevertheless, there may well be a place where you need to use coins and instead of me having to fish through Like some piggy bank and then putting those coins in my pocket and hopefully not forgetting about them when I put them in the Wash I just put them in my wallet, which I'm never gonna forget because it's a wallet And it's there with all of my other money things like money and cards. It's like better in every way imaginable I can't think of any benefit. I'm leaving it loose. I don't There is no benefit as far as I'm concerned Except that you might lose that money Just leave it in the pocket that it might get jammed in the washing I remember someone said it's impossible for money to get jammed in the washing machine Just like and I remember I looked it up and I was like, oh, yeah, just something on the internet says I don't even need to look it up. There's obviously you can jam shit you're washing all you need to like your your uh Yeah, you only need to know that it's possible which has happened before I know it Well, yeah, I was gonna say I wouldn't be so bold as to claim that's not possible Like I'm pretty sure it's not possible because in america where you put them in our pocket for some reason Well, they always make sure to put it in the biggie bank when they get home Yes, I I yeah, I just seem so incredibly inefficient Uh rags is 100 correct. We don't carry a purse A coin purse is what you call a wallet ours is a billfold coins won't fit. Well, that's your fault That's your fault for deciding shit wallets Just make a wallet with a zip that you could pick your coins in if it's your choice to have a billfold with No additional pocket for coins. Yeah. Yeah, I guess you have to have your coins floating around your pocket at that point Buy a better wallet that has a little place to put your coins in Um, but is that true then in america you call Purses wallets and you call billfold Wallets like I don't know wallets A billfold and a wallet are generally used interchangeably a purse is like something that a woman carries around. Yeah Like usually that's what works here is there's a sort of gendered language to a purse like a man doesn't really carry a purse They carry a wallet Yeah, here. They're just different things Uh, well at first I thought rags was right, but now I think fringy is right All good. I mean it shouldn't have taken that much to convince you but sure I'm glad you're on the correct side. Like I said, the the biggest selection of our audience is american So we gotta we gotta gradually help you understand that then their culture isn't correct in everything Yeah They they made a lot of cool things happen a lot of cringe stuff too It was a mistake this wallet problem that you guys have with coins Uh, it's just cultural difference. I don't know why any guy carries quarters or pennies In a wallet girls doing their purse, but obviously a different thing. What does that even mean? Is this like really upsetting that it's like hey girls do that the girls efficiently store their money I can't I can't when it comes laundry day. I guess you want to be a girl, huh? Yeah We actually have all of their coins and everything that they could need with them in one place rather fishing around in their pockets looking for coins because I just keep keep uh A standard amount of coins on you at all times so that when that one day happens you're like, man I'm really thirsty and you walk past a vending machine. You're like, oh, it doesn't take cards or notes or whatever You're like fuck. Fortunately. I have coins in my wallet I didn't need to keep thinking every time I leave the house. Shit better get some fucking coins and put them in my pocket Just in case It's always there. You don't have to keep account. You don't have to keep track of it. It's always there available to you Uh Here in the states what we refer to as a wallet is typically a billfold US notes as low as one dollar tends to limit the amount of change one carries again That's fine. You got quarters and pennies and um nickels So and and you have products that you buy that are like $29.95. You still have change You just don't have as much change and like highlighting To myself and for any that like we often don't require Change I'd be like so as long as you require change in any way you need to account. Yeah, like yeah I'm willing to nothing Has a little zip that you can put coins in if ever you need Which you might even if it's less frequently than we need to I'm starting to think it's still more frequent than people would have us believe I think so. I absolutely think so 29 95 is a meme that originates from the united states That's a meme that comes from your country. I'm like, oh, yeah, just you know that these I could feel the finger pointing with that Well, yeah, it's just it's just funny like oh, yeah We don't use coins except for the fact that like isn't like the majority of goods price in the united states on that 95 Shit because it's just a it's just a thing that a lot of countries do because it's better at convincing people that it's cheaper I just don't believe that there's like so little applicability like Implicability for coins. I just don't believe you And even if there was only a little amount It's still keep them because I've got coins in my wall and I don't know the last time I used them I can't tell you but you know at least they're there conveniently placed for me instead of in my pockets Um But tomorrow while you had a problem with them sending normal people instead of military But didn't the military go first and die agree training is bad though I don't think the military went first and died. I thought that the process was Constructed our construction from the get go if I remember correctly as I can't remember enough about the mechanics Oh, no, no, no, remember the paradox was people if if you die you can go to the future if you die before that timeline So they couldn't send so they couldn't send military Like they throw you the fuck in right like it's not they just throw you in. Yeah It's stupid anyway, but yeah Yeah, you're strong lives away for nothing Yeah, everything's horribly done in that Obviously that means we're at the end of people trying to defend the point thing. No promises on that Yeah, I think we can all agree that America is strange a little bit Have you seen the meme where a a British person posts they like lunch or whatever and it's it's like something kind of strange And then someone quote tweets it saying Why do British people eat as though they're still like in wartime? and then A British person I guess responds to that say why do Americans eat as though they have free health care The fucking country wars Yeah What other wars are there? Well, civil wars Is Molo, what's your favorite melee theme and stage? Oh That's a tough one So My favorite stage by playtime is probably going to be final destination But only because of the fact that it's like it's like a really great testing ground the All things are the same sort of thing, but I always loved I always loved Hyrule temple for how fucking huge it is and Uh, the most intense fights I would have on that would last really long because both of us would end up going To the like middle of the map if you remember, which is Yeah, yeah, and it's hard to eject someone. Yeah um But then of course Oh, well, I was just gonna say that I have lots of favorite maps. It's kind of hard to pick what my favorite map is though as for favorite I remember like in the poke floats one um big blue Big blue is cool. Um Yaffi island all the yaffi related ones. I think this is going to be So I'm going to start seeing all of them Well, so My favorite course. I I really like the quenaria one Um, I couldn't even tell you why I think it's just because the backgrounds were cool Uh, it's a slightly unconventional Layout for that stage. Um, I really liked Hyrule as well. That was a cool one um I uh, I really liked on it Um, and I also like on its theme a hell of a lot too As for like a favorite though I mean, is it fair to just pick like the menu theme for me for like it almost feels a bit unfair It's pretty cool. Um, I like it a lot. Got a vibe And I mean, I uh, I like um I like uh brinstar had some cool music as well. Oh, yeah, yeah And brinstar was a cool course the way that kind of split apart Uh, in different areas like Split up and then sending into lava remember at that point. I was super into metroid on Gamecube and so Loving me. I was just like all these metroid references that I don't understand because they're not prime references. They're Super metroid and then brawl comes along and I was like Now it's referencing by You had the boss fight in metroid the first boss metroid uh one metroid one was page I forget. It's like a parasite or something queen parasite Yeah, something like that. Um, that was a cool one that level split apart a bunch brawl had a lot of cool courses Cool courses stages. Mm-hmm This is a really cool franchise Oh, yeah, I love it. I love smash brothers. They station all stars, you know, just didn't quite Might make it. Uh, well, they could have done Didn't they have um some of the stages that would clash with other stages or whatever? Well, that was one of the cool things So like uh, oh that you could switch between them in the middle of a match. Yeah, I remember that Yeah, because I don't know if I'm making this up. I think smash brothers had that I think smash brothers had that as a feature now It could be that like I really don't know where exactly I'm drawing this from but basically like the idea of my head is that you could have You know bowsers castle and shit everywhere fire blah blah, but then like something crashes in and it's like metroid Jumping around and people jumping around and different Aliens from metroid as a series floating around there as well And it's just like it's like two stages clashing together or something. Oh, I see But I can't remember if I'm making that up or if it was from something The big problem with playstations all stars had is that the roster just kind of didn't make a lot of sense Like one of the characters was big daddy. Bioshock didn't release originally on playstation um, yeah And then they had like dark. I remember it was devil mc devil may cry dante not like playstation dante I remember watching a video going over they lost a lot of ones they wanted to have Because well because crash obviously was one that they would have once wasn't tomb raider one And they were in the process of rebooting it so they were like, we don't know what we want to do with it well Yeah, that makes it awkward because it's it's the problem is that a lot of the ones that were playstation iconic Were like not owned by playstation Or sony, you know, whereas everything nintendo was owned by nintendo except for like bandra kazooie And so it's like, yeah, it makes sense to have crash and spyro But you can't because activation you need them and tomb raiders and other ones like whoa, you needed square enix Uh dante is like you need capcom and they wanted to promote the new one You really should have had solid snake, but you they wanted raiden instead or raiden It's like, yeah Uh, and then you just end up with a roster that kind of doesn't you have all the characters Kind of makes sense to be there like kratos and ratcheted and jack and everything But and then you have like fat princess of downloadable game. It's like, what? I feel like this is uh But I guess it's the interesting thing is it feels like uh playstation now as well would still have a better shot than uh than microsoft This is not enough microsoft characters Who would you have master chief marcus phoenix? um Hmm who else would you have really I mean, I'm not even like try to be a meme. No, I know it's uh It's just it's so hard to go against something as it's an institutional game at this point the smash Joe on it. Wow. It's hard to compete against smash. Nintendo's just got like an unparalleled catalog And they were really format too like it's nailed at this point Yeah, pretty much to the point where it's hard not to copy it. No Well, that's kind of the thing any game that tries to do what smash does will be compared to smash a game that's had five entries Super duper refined has a roster that you can never beat You can never beat that roster like mario link samus um All your fire f like f zero characters I mean we'll throw the fire and people in their pokemon like pikachu jigglypuff Kirby star fox like is and now they've got like ryu and stuff as well We're going to get bigger and bigger every time in it ryu banjo kazooie um Like that roster is that they had like characters from uh final fight or like federal fury or something. It's like yeah It's kind of hard to compete They've got a monopoly on this But I mean, you know, I I like the idea of like if they did a playstation one I guess the problem is all the characters I'd want were really pulling far back now to be like aloy and Joel I guess they probably wouldn't put Joel to be ellie I think they'd pick ellie Abby and ellie and who'd be like And then her special move is a golf club I think I think that's the problem is it's hard to align like very mature games that are super violent with like the smash brothers formula The most mature one in smash is like samus Really like metroid is probably as mature as you get and metroid is still A level of maturity that's um not overtly gory or anything More in its atmosphere than in its like overt tone. So yeah, I don't know if I don't know if you could do it with uh Playstation all stars battle royale 2 Abby And the special move is getting a golf club out and beating you to death with it Do people who boycott the fucking game if they did Wow Oh, you gotta wonder what they're gonna do next like I don't I don't even I don't want naughty dog to do anything With jack and dexter anymore like that was something that they dabbled with I don't want him to do it anymore I want them to leave that series alone and they probably were they probably Welcome to the era of just leave everything alone. Leave it all Yeah, a little bit. I uh, I'm I'm good with my old classic beloved franchises. You bad Got a halo show now. Enjoy it Yeah, and it's already been renewed for season two season three. I doubt it Honestly Yeah, we'll see Uh nice to see dev on here you guys win five Points for canadian representation points can be redeemed for maple syrup at your closest canadian pioneer village Also, if you guys tried back for blood I didn't um I haven't played it. I've not heard any recommendations Really, I've played back for blood um a decent amount and I've given that game more than a fair shake And just have no desire to go back to it. I just can't Can't recommend it It's just too frustrating. It's just you just feel screwed over too much Is it fair to say that it's our class? Sometimes it works and you have fun Like left or dead still left or dead too. Left or dead's better um There's good ideas In back for blood, but back for blood has a lot of moving parts that Align or misalign often enough to make you just not want to play No Uh coin pouch is the appendix on the wallet Oh like implying it's a useless part Even though it's there's no harm in having it. Well, I mean, I thought the whole conversation establishes that it's not useless It isn't useless. It has the utility. It's just you don't need to rely on it a whole lot But it's nice that it's there to be useful. You're better off with it than without it That's the point. It doesn't want to hit you It takes up no extra space to have it in there. It's just like a little zipper that you can put stuff in But if you don't need to you don't have to Mola uses Medieval I think that means a medieval coin purse and says he's evolved I think they meant to say evolved Give up like you're wrong. Well, I just I It's just what it's like you medieval evolved person with your coin poise. I was like, yeah Yeah Maybe they had maybe they had this one right. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe they did Fringy in an Italian restaurant on O'Connell street. There is a fringoid skull on public display. Is this bad also kick j A fringold skull a skull of a plague doctor. I am I don't like that. That's not nice seems disrespectful. Maybe maybe there's a context in which it justifies it. I don't know Maybe Hello long man fringled mootle and rags Hi, what's up? I'm currently catching up and I'm at 106 Just wanted to pop in and ask if any of you have played star wars episode one jedi power battles for ps1 slash dreamcast Nope, nope. Can't say I have haven't even heard of it. Believe it or not. Believe it or not. Yeah, I have really Believe it or not. Yeah Is it good? I had fun with it when I was a kid. I don't know how good it is um But that was one of those games when I was really young I had a cousin Who was allowed to have a game console and that was one of the games that he had so whenever We visited him or he visited us and he had it we would play it and it was um It was it was a game that we played it was like a third person run around be a jedi Or eat you could be Like a captain panaca and he'd have a gun But yeah, you go around and do a little level shoot battle droids that sort of thing I wonder um I wonder if it's any good. Hmm. It was for us when we were a kid Speaking of games that are of that era. I'm just seeing there's a guy who's making a uh a version of portal for nintendo 64 neat And it's like a yeah like an actual I these demakes are cool. I like them like that blood-borne playstation one thing It's a it's a cool idea I'm glad that's becoming a style said that like six times, but I am Eventually you'll say I've been glad that that's a style for a while now So long. Yeah Um, I've made it to episode 130 since January. I really thought I'd be caught up by 150 But it looks like I'll fail you guys have gotten longer and longer I'll break my not listening live yet accord and be tuning into 150 high rags Hi Oh, I wonder if they're caught up now who knows Ifap is the one podcast that if you don't look into the lore, I mean, are you a true fan? I I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to have to answer that question Since we're on the topic look up. Utah gold backs easily the most gorgeous design of any money ever And it can be accepted as u.s. Currency Utah Oh, they're like interesting for money, I guess Well, they look like In post Yeah That is interesting. Yeah Vertical Yeah It's kind of unique thing about it, right and that's actually can be traded for like u.s. Dollars presumably. Yeah Oh, there you go. You know Uh Ever go looking through your old stuff and find something valuable. I found a $1,000 blue eyes white dragon card from yugio in a shoebox Wow nice Um I don't know what I would say that's something that I found that was valuable when I looked back, but I could be forgetting Yeah, I'm not sure. Um, I think we've got a coin collection from like my great grandfather. I don't know if uh Um, I I'm not I'm so unfamiliar with coins in terms of their values and stuff that I wouldn't know What's going on in there, but I assume there's some red stuff But that would be yeah, I don't know anything else that my family have that's like All that I have I guess they're saying like what about just old stuff and it's like I think I've got You know Gameboy stuff around you somewhere. I don't know if that's become I guess I don't know how valuable any of those things are. I think like if you went on eva, you'd find an sns But not that much. Hmm. There's just too many of them. Um, but maybe if you have like a super different rare version Maybe The beauty of money might be best shown by super chats and patreon donations without money I'd have sent you guys chickens or corn to show my appreciation to the content you produce Well I'm not against some corn and chicken, you know I suppose money makes things a little smoother though Because it allows us to decide when we will buy our corn or chicken Money is super useful human invention. Yeah Al efap get fringy on fnt sometime high rags He did go. I think I've been high I feel like I've been there before that, but I could be maybe I'd be I've definitely been on though now Uh high rags any thoughts On the observation that the decline of an empire has been historically precluded by the rise of celebrity chefs and highly paid athletes Give the good work masses I'll do it. Uh, well, hopefully, um That isn't the case Because I think things things are mostly pretty darn good and I'd kind of like in mistake that way Uh, I don't want to need like a modern A collapse of like a modern country versus an historic empire always feels like What's that a thing that chefs become the celebrity chefs? I I mean like I'm pretty sure that the the Olympics went for a long time like in Greece before anything went wrong there I feel like it's too simplistic to explain the collapse of major Empires and countries, you know celebrity chefs and athletes Only specific. Yeah We've had celebrity chefs and athletes for fucking ages Well, I feel like it's just always going to be hard to meaningfully attribute why An empire falls. It's going to be a variety of factors every time in different circumstances historically Um, you know, like the reason why Greece fell is not the same as egypt is not the same as rome Not the same as the aztecs Not the same as the global welsh civilization or old the global welsh civilization that's full Was so historic that there is no history documenting it. They were wiped clean except for one area They huddled except for that Threats of the original homeland Along will rise again I had a dream of remembering deja vu deja vu of deja vu of deja vu of mohler's reaction to tomorrow war Okay It's a lot of deja vu. Yeah More I can stand by you. I feel like we've had I feel like we've had this much deja vu before though Maybe I I know I've said a few times. I've had that feeling just like damn. I'm just memory for some reason Yeah, I I do have a strange. I yeah But it can't be true just doesn't seem to make sense. It's like a thing. I don't know. I just got that feeling It's understood on a brain level, you know brand Brand Smaller I could stand by you for the sjw nazi racism left wing 12 hour rants, but I must draw the line at coin purse wallet Well, only one of us loses as a result of that. Okay It ain't me my coins are secure That's safe Lj that his video is short and his critiques are poor also high ragu and frungus mcdungus Hey, hi Uh, and hello mubishly. Hello. Can't forget you Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience Don't know where that came from, but it's true It's uh mark twine probably I think it's unclear how many of these quite high is Isn't there a temporary meme on efab that we just started attributing quotes to him no matter what I think it's because it is a meme that a lot of quotes are attributed to him that probably weren't him uh um Yeah, that is it. That is all the super chest came in for episode Whatever episode that was has on coverage with dev It'll be properly titled has on his has on coverage like super chat. Are they done? No, there's still another section we got to do Damn, how many times can you say a man's stupid? That they will fight away That is it's weird because yeah, apparently a lot of the besties will just be about the many creative ways to call a bit idiot, uh, which I think that's honestly like of all the things they could be saying about him with the stuff that he does That's that's pretty chill. He'll be fine Yeah, um, but yeah That's that that's that one. There's still a couple left, but uh, you'll see them eventually folks Thank you so much for giving this a listen and for your very kind donations We'll see you and whatever happens next on the old efaparounis Goodbye Yeah, goodbye everybody