 It's so stupid it's positively Yep, shawlam in the gut Andrew Schultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Let me see if we got any You only got mids. Oh just mids. Okay. Just mids so we can start we can start this show Waxes here Hezzy is here Teller gang is here. We got little Latin X over there with the laptop on show the shorts Alex you got show the shorts Show the short show the coordination. I'm showing it. I'm showing it. I don't think we can see it. There you go Little little calf meat, you know what I mean little calf meat. How's everybody this week, man? I'm good. I'm just baffled that I wanted to show off his shorts this badly Listen when you got the coordination going the way he do I must have kind of deal with somebody and they're like I'm not hate I'm trying to put two or two together. No, it's just because you wouldn't you stop showing thigh meat and now you just jealous I'm showing that thigh meat I take for granted our gay audience Oh Men that watch the idiots. Thank you. Give them something out. I'm not mad at you. Who's legs are skinnier though What do you mean is who's legs skinnier Alex's or Schultz? Don't disrespect Taylor don't be super muscular Probably got the most muscular legs on a podcast Knock it off fatty My leg game kind of crazy A couple more weeks Listen before we even start the podcast I just want to tell everybody in this room that I love them and I value them and I appreciate them and I Respect y'all to the fullest and I just want y'all to always always know that okay I think y'all know that by my character though And you know what I mean, I don't know I don't know what's going on today Started it weird Everybody act weird today. Can you sip it? You need to sip it man? You don't even have the label on there, man. This is what I just want to tell my friends that I loved them and I value them And I appreciate them and the main thing I appreciate about everybody in this room Nobody is a yes, man, and everybody knows how to call people on these shit What's going on nothing nothing nothing? I'm just putting out something for the people Nothing when when when when people When you got good people around you and they call you on your shit. I just appreciate Always it doesn't know it shows does it with me wax does it with me? That's why I fuck I fuck with Taylor so heavy because and I've said that years ago She don't bite her tongue and when you know, she see you doing something that's out of character She gonna pull you to the side and let you know that you're doing something that's out of character Oh, she see you treating somebody fucked up Honestly, I call you on it. I feel like we're like subbing someone right now Feel like that I know it's not a sub the anyone I'm just throwing some life lessons out there to people bro That's it value you to people around you appreciate. I got it. I got it now No, you don't I'm playing along don't listen to the don't listen to little Latinx over there I'm playing along now. I got it. Okay. Okay. I wasn't I wasn't sure what the game was Let's go This is not shots. I just appreciate y'all and I appreciate that y'all Check me and that we check each other. That's what real friendship is about. That's it. No nothing more. Nothing less Listen, that's what we just did we came out here we started this podcast with some Draco's soldier making Was just paying homage to my friends that I love and I value and I appreciate I will say though positively brilliant positively What a fucking idiot? I gotta say soldier boy is positively brilliant and we don't give soldier boy his flowers enough I think we have on this podcast We are we are we are we were giving him his flowers before anybody was giving his Make him for the soldier. We really understood that he was the second third forthcoming of God Jesus we did we did we did we said soldier boy might be Jesus We did guess who's back Is it a coincidence that soldier boy has a hit record after Easter That make it clap record didn't start popping until after Easter think about it a the Put it together Draco What you piece of shit Literally two holidays you got to remember to be a Christian Or all this shit out about God and all this other stuff you don't even know that they came back Now it's Cove his fault because you can't believe in God as much as you know That's why God took your Achilles. I wasn't going to church like that Don't matter. How you forget you don't forget your baby mama birthday Not your baby mama your girl your fiance I'm sorry My bad, you don't forget your fiance birthday. She won't let me exactly in Jesus feel the same way You can't forget his birthday in the day he passed I just didn't realize it came over. I'm sorry Do a lot of eggs well I don't think it's a coincidence that soldier boy make them clap popped off after Easter, bro The resurrection boys career. All right, and in LeBron said the Knicks Oh, the NBA is better when the Knicks are winning I feel like hip-hop is better when soldier boy is winning damn it. I'm with you that I'm with you on that one 100% he makes the game fun man Hey, bro, I'm a hundred percent with you man, and I think I think the podcast game is better when you know podcasts are all together The podcast game is better when the podcast are all back together, you know Sure Isn't it better when everybody knows their role and they know how to shut their mouth now and do what they're told When you do what you're told I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what y'all talk about. I feel like you subbing somebody, but I'm not sure who it is Drake I'm talking about caller daddy caller daddy's coming back That's big I think they call it call him daddy Joe Draco See, you know she shows can't help it. Yeah, I can't help myself bro shows want you to see his face. I want you to know Show to do it without a mask you Show to run up on you in broad daylight Tell him I said what was that movie? He was like tell him it was me. Yeah What was that movie? He was like, I want you to know it was me Honeymooners, no, you're talking about well, I already know it's not game of Thrones. That's what she did The grandma in game Like I want you to know it was me Um, um, yeah, that's how I feel bro. I do feel that way. I know you do Listen, we are very excited to see the call him daddy podcast is united again Are back together or the father and the sons are back together and they've no longer stop beefing I don't even know what you're talking about. I gotta get caught up. I gotta get caught up I honestly I didn't even know that they were back together until little Latinx told me Listen and your last your first name ends in a X you are little Latinx from now on I've never seen a man look more Miami than you Alex. I don't know if you're Cuban. I don't know what you are I don't know if you Cuban Puerto Rican. I don't know what you are. I just know you in Miami You are a dark-skinned man in Miami Miami. Definitely change. Yeah, I'm putting it on show show here riding around in a fucking g-wagglet Partner the podcast Everybody eats damn it everybody eats So you got a poor shows back shows is really Bishop all we wanted to do is rob this door I won't kill nobody why you shoot the guy shows Like when they go to the robbery and everybody promises there was gonna be no people killed And I get too high and I just you bishop you bishop and you Man, did you watch the Oscar shows the only Thing that saved the Oscars for me this year was Vans victory. Oh, yeah, fuck it like shots to Van Layton So little Van Layton Once again, that's it. Listen salute the van salute the Trayvon salute to my man Nick May I love I love that so much because I Watched that from the ground up. You know what I mean? Like it was there was the oh, we're gonna do this film You know yada yada yada you want to be involved like that type of like I saw I saw it from the ground up And those three deserve everything that they motherfucking got cuz they earned it I don't care about the Oscars cuz I don't care about that kind of validation You know, but I'm happy for them. I'm happy because they're happy. You know what I mean And they really earned it. I mean damn. We got a friend. That's a Oscar with me. It's crazy It's like for me, I just get inspired not like I give a damn about the Oscars, but it's just like You know what if we're gonna do it and we gonna be in it. We might as well do it. Do it. Yeah, Oscar and Emmy TV and movie and film. Yeah, there you go. And me is TV Oscars is film But I mean yeah man just seeing them from the ground up, you know build that movie from scratch But I told him it was going to ask it off I knew it was going I told me I told me and it was going number one the movie is about Black trauma. It's about police brutality. Right. Have you seen the movie yet? Say what? Have you seen the movie? No, no, no, no, no, no, what is it? We're gonna watch it. I don't want it's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. Oh, it's on Netflix Yes on Netflix. I don't I don't want to spoil I don't want to spoil the movie because I want y'all to watch it is too distant strange to start Enjoy badass, but there's a scene where it's like a black man laying in a pool of blood But the blood is in the shape of Africa. Oh, you know, and who's gonna vote against that? The racist Who's gonna vote against that? What is it called two different strangers with this and strange? Yeah, I'm enjoying badass, but no for real. It's it's big man Just why especially watching van because you know, there was a time where everybody was all the black guy from TMZ Yes, now he's that Oscar winner now. He's the he's Oscar winner van fucking late You know what I'm saying? And it's just it's just it's just a beautiful beautiful thing to see and I love that he was petty and you know added Added TMZ What's the point of becoming successful if you can't be petty bro, like honestly It's only right What is the point? I was so happy when I saw it. Yeah, he just want to make sure they saw that's all It wasn't even though it wasn't even no no need for no long commentary. Uh, oh fuck you It was just like this. I just need you to see me. Yeah, that's all they weren't gonna know they knew. Oh, they definitely Come on. They definitely They definitely knew why wouldn't you but I mean, you know van has always been big in TMZ. We knew that we know Yeah, you know what I'm saying, but you know, it just takes the world a little bit of time to catch up Yeah, and God's divine planning is planning is always the best Yeah, you think you think he's gonna change bro. You think he's gonna he's gonna go Hollywood on us Man, I think cuz I called him. I want him to a little bit. He said he he said who's this I Call him. He said who's this to me and it was I thought it was super offensive because it was FaceTime the motherfucker's looking right And he said who's this while after after he's holding his Oscar He not even recognizing me no more dude I mean the guy looks like he might have got Some Botox done. He might have got some lip injections. You know what I mean? Maybe he's getting his body done I think he's changed bro. I think Van has changed now that he's become so successful. He's Oscar winner I don't think I don't think he'll change but I don't think that I think that you do have to trim the fat You know I'm saying you don't have time for anything. You don't have time for anybody That's just life man like energy is important. You got to guard your peace and now it's a bunch of vultures Right, it's a bunch of vultures that want to come around and be a part of that that Oscar glow Fat in a vulture How could I call you fat in a vulture when you've been down with van from day one? You know van as long as I know man So why the fuck won't he answer my calls anymore? And he always says that he's hanging at Illuminati parties and sacrificing children and drinking their blood Well, I don't know how you act when show Save America came out. I gotta ask him I say you might have fronted on him. I don't know I'll be honest with you when it came out I have it wet when it came out. There was if I'm being a hundred percent serious If I'm being a hundred percent serious with you. I I refuse to do any interviews. There was only one There's only one podcast that I was gonna do big Rogan. Nope the Rory and all podcast The funniest thing is I really don't give a fuck I don't but I don't know what you're talking about Yeah, I haven't been paying attention I haven't been paying attention but no salute the van I'm happy for van and you know, we're just gonna keep it going I mean, but here's the thing all of us have so many things in the pipeline You know what I mean and the beauty of the beauty of what we're building You know, and I say we because that's how I really look at it I look at it as a collective like I I love what Shots in his unit is doing. You know what I mean? I love what we doing over here I love what man and his guys are doing, you know me and it's gonna be a time when we Come together and have some ideas to do shit. You know, I mean as a collective. I just love I I love it I really do I think that shit is dope. You know that I just and we've talked about this before We've talked about like that rat pack that rat pack type of vibe, you know, I mean, this is the modern-day rat pack Bro, this is what we're doing. I remember one time. I'm not gonna say who but I was telling shows I was like me you do ball such as such and he was like, no, no, no, not such as such No Not everybody invited Not everybody and that's my point. That's what I mean when I say any and everybody was I right about that though Was I right? No, I love the guy, but I but I was right though He went in though, huh? He's winning on his own accord I honestly again, don't know who we're talking about Who's the girl I don't know. I don't know this is I don't know shows got his hand out with the safety off So I'm not fucking Show to just start shooting To be editing all night Got time for that shit man. Hey Charlotte, but just so we're consistent fuck whoever you were thinking about too My god, what a fucking idiot. Oh Caitlyn Jenner to run for governor of California. What do you think about that voting for her, bro? You're voting for her. Hell, yeah done. I don't think that she stands a chance in California Only because of her conservative views like I don't think how she thinks she's gonna win California Okay, I do a legalized weed. You think so. It's already legal But um, yeah, I just think uh, yeah, I don't think she's saying the chance only because of her conservative views But she's trans I know and I think that is she's I think in a way It's some slight identity politics because she thinks that she probably can get the progress progressive vote Because of that, but her views are so not in line with most people that I know in in the LGBTQ community You know I'm saying what she's this yeah some very and and her supported Trump. I don't think that flies in California Now I think that's her most conservative view. I Don't know. I don't have not paid her any attention I just know that she's a Trump supporter and I saw something the other day where she was like she doesn't She doesn't necessarily believe in prison reform I couldn't be quoting her. Oh, yeah. Yeah her and Kim are beefing about that. Yeah, that ain't that's not gonna fly Bruh, none of that's gonna fly in a state like California. You have to go to one of them South Midwest states To try to be governor none of that's gonna fly for you in California, but hey good luck Yeah, if your son if your son-in-law can run for president. I don't see why you can't run for governor of California Yeah, do your thing. Do your thing. Yeah and something like that's gonna help out Gavin, right? And I tell you why because it's not like Gavin needs any more light But when you have a celebrity like Caitlyn Running for governor, it'll bring more attention to the race and it'll bring more attention to Gavin Newsom and he's a he's a likable guy when you hear him talk He's a he's a he's a fucking fraud He is a power hungry fraud like the rest of them. What politician isn't though? They all are that's a thing about them They're all sociopaths. You just got to hope that their sociopathy lines up with your interests. That's it, bro That's just what it is, but they're tools you use them like chess pieces. You just gotta make sure you got the right chess piece That is it. Yo, you know, it's crazy, bro And I know you've had like sit-downs with like like super rich people the way rich people talk about politicians like poor middle class like People when they talk about politicians like with reverence, right? They're like, oh my god They're the president. They're the mayor. They're the governor rich people talk about politicians like they're the help That's it video games I got the controller and I'm moving this motherfucker around. Yep. Do what I say Yes, yes, bro Bruh, I don't and I'm talking about like and neither the rich people that donate to their campaigns You know what I'm saying like I've had conversations with those kind of rich people. Andrew is absolutely right They talk about them like they're just straight up Video game characters to be moved all around the way they want to move them around. That's it It's it's it's nothing emotional about the conversations they're having They've donated their campaigns. They told them what they want. They expect them to deliver. That's it. That's it, bro They say maybe they go maybe we'll run him for governor. That's what they'll say They're not even asking him if he wants to do it. They go. Yeah, maybe we'll run him for governor This is what we do with these people. It's unbelievable Like I think that rich people actually treat their staff with more respect than they do The politicians They know they need them The and they and they know the politicians are full of shit. Yeah At least with your staff, you know, they stand, you know, they're honest politicians are full of shit Every single one of them on both sides of the aisle If this don't show you this now, especially when you look at the democratic party They ran out there and they told us, you know, vote for the senate, you know, you get control of the senate Now who's blocking everything to fucking democrats joe joe mansion. And what's the other girl named? Kristen kirsten What's her name? Cinnabon cinnamon something. I don't fucking remember sending them You know, what's the woman they look up her name Is joe mansion and this other woman who starts with a k kirsten whatever I respected I loved what bakari did the other day at that press conference Bakari was like, what's her name? kirsten cinema There you go. There you go. I love what bakari did Yeah, she sounds cute though She's a senator. She's a senator and I love what bakari did the other day because at the press conference, he was like, yo Only thing that's going to change was happening with police and and and black people in this country is through policy Policy and legislation. We need to george floyd policing act past the people that are blocking it He's a call up your republican senators, but he called those two democratic senators by name and put out their numbers joe mansion And kirsten. What's her name? Cinnabon Cinnabon. What's it? Is it christian? kris Christian kirsten kirsten cinema kirsten cinema kirsten cinema I respect it. We put do you do your job do what we paid you to do Yes, nothing more nothing less Okay, um, but you said you didn't watch the oscars you said the only thing you liked about it was van Yeah, yeah, I mean the oscars are fucking dead. I mean The the ratings I think plummeted And granted it's tricky because this year a lot of people didn't know like the movies that were out etc But uh, but no, I don't care about the oscars. I don't care about these fucking idiots going up there Spouting off about their causes and how much they care about the environment as they fly around the world and their private jets You know and like hose down their you know 10 acre fucking lawns and they talk about oh my god We're running out of water. We need to protect the water like the the the virtue signaling celebrity Especially the hollywood actor is the most annoying type Because we don't give a fuck you all barely made it through high school. Shut your mouths Don't tell us anything about how to live you memorize lines that other people wrote for a living sit down Shut the fuck up jump out of the plane in the action movie outside of that Sit in the backyard and keep your mouth shut You're not doing it. I don't mind if they expressed, you know, their opinions or you know what they believe in I don't you know, there's some some things I care about some things I don't but You know, they got the platform to do it the numbers the numbers were down 58.3 percent You know the hollywood reporter Think it was the hollywood reporter. They they called me and um, they were asking me what the oscars need to do You know in order to like, you know get their ratings up and I said you got to meet people where they are I think that we put too much stock in linear tv nowadays Like we know that it's a million different ways to watch content So even when these numbers like this come out, I need to see the total numbers. I need to see linear I need to see youtube because it was it was screaming on youtube as well I need to see the social media impressions like it's more ways To watch this show like I don't even have to sit through three hours of this shit I can literally look at my phone on instagram and watch all the highlights That's it. Just show me the highlights show me I saw Trayvon's free speech. I actually saw that in real time I just randomly called it but Daniel Kula, I saw that uh, Daniel Kaluya. I saw that on the shade room You know what I mean like it's different things that I probably would care about that I saw on social media. So it's like I can't really Take stock in the fact that only 10% I mean 10 million people watching on tv That's the thing like tv is gonna have to figure out another way to make money outside of uh commercials Because now that we know we don't have to watch them. We ain't gonna watch them I'm not gonna sit through three paper towel commercials just to see Daniel Kulaa come on an accepting award I'll just wait till it's reposted on whatever instagram account I follow And then I don't have to inconvenience myself at all So if tv doesn't find a way to bake in advertisements or like brought to you by or one of these other things We're just it's just gonna fail You're just gonna lose all viewership and when you lose all viewership all the advertisers are gonna go Well, why would I advertise on you if no one? That's right three hours and 20 minutes is too long to watch any goddamn thing that ain't sports Even sports, bro, it depends three hours. You be like come on like come on What's three hours in sports a football game baseball yeah Football games be like three hours. Yeah, but that's a long ass time. I love it, but I like it Yeah, you know me three hours at least two and a half football games at least two and a half, bro Hey, at least hey 30 minutes, bro One quarter dog just make that shit one quarter I like that fast. I love it. I love it. Um, what a fucking idiot uh, floy mayweather To me What I mean, because I don't why is he fighting logan paul? Get the bread get the bread. Yo, how big is everybody's everybody's ready to go out now Like everybody's ready to open her up Everybody's ready to go out there into the world Open her up Hey, we need you on the remix charlotte Say what how big is logan paul? How big is he? He's six Maybe six two six three He's he's he's very stacked though. He's 30 He's um, and he's athletic But the thing about fighting floy mayweather and I told him this is like the guy is the best defensive boxer in history If you you're not gonna hit him when all these other people couldn't hit him You're gonna make them look stupid Exactly, unless floyd has lost like a so I mean he would he have to have lost several steps Several Oh god, let's by the way, let's keep it on. Let's let's never forget wax said logan paul is going to beat floy mayweather He said that on this podcast. I said that I said I want to see how his weight is where his weight is 190 Floyd can come in up to 160 and logan can come in up to 190 Floyd's going to embarrass logan paul Yeah, I mean it will go a few rounds and I think that he knocks him. I think he knocks him down with body shots I don't even think he does head shots. I think it's just body shot body shot body shot You're gonna tire him out. I don't think wax understands how good of a defensive fighter floyd mayweather I'm not taking away from floyd, but I understand what weight does and logan won't touch him But wait, you think if you don't touch him, he's not just how jay's gonna touch you. That's right Oh Young liberty shooting from there It's light for me. I ain't even worried about it. What I'm trying to tell him is 30 pounds is really something He's not gonna touch. That's cool. If he don't floyd wins if he do touch floyd I don't think floyd can handle that he's not touching floyd because guess what floyd is not used to being hit, right? So when you don't get hit, he don't know how to handle that I talked to uh, jake by the way about you fighting him and uh, he said that He didn't want to do it because he would feel bad potentially taking a father away from his children Tell him I appreciate that Thank you sir because my kids definitely need me. I appreciate that Big jake paul Wow, I love jake having that attitude. That's a great attitude Word up. Word up. I like that attitude because though for real like I wish I wish cops felt like that when they saw big black Shout out to jake paul I like jakes, but I ain't worried about that. That's something I ain't worried about just y'all think about 30 pounds I'm saying somebody who's not used to getting hit. Yeah when you get hit. You ain't gonna know how to react I agree. But he's not all the time though. He's not touching floyd though. Here's the thing though. You're assuming that Logan Hits like a hundred and ninety pound boxer does Logan is a Really good athlete like much better than normal athlete. So let let me not consider him a regular person And I and I coordination. Yes makes a lot of sense No question his cardio will be on point etc But there's a difference between someone who's been boxing since they're like eight years old And the balance that they have and their ability to generate power behind a punch Like if he just winds up with some big looping punch I'm sure logan can really hurt floyd But floyd's gonna be giving him angles floyd's gonna be doing He's not gonna be able to just load up And I don't know if he's been boxing for three years if he can generate that type of concussive power In an instant. I just It is something that takes forever man. It's like if you even look at that's what that's why you're supposed to Bait them in and put them in a place to where now you're supposed to load up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm just saying If he's floyd may well Athlete is an athlete hand-eye coordination. I've seen it a lot. Who hasn't betted in floyd may weather june Your actual floyd is in an athlete. Floyd is the greatest athlete of all time. I'm not taking away from floyd I'm just looking at 30 pounds if this guy was weighing the same thing as floyd is floyd I believe destroy him pick him up do all that type of stuff Floyd would definitely be in shape over the guy and everything but I just know at 30 pounds Do there is nothing there's there's nothing logan paul could do in the ring that floyd couldn't read Yo, listen, I see nothing. Listen, even in football. It got a running back. He's so shifty so dope If a linebacker 30 pounds more rock his ass, he's gonna slow the fuck down wax There's nothing logan paul could bring in that ring that floyd has not seen in his you sanford 25 plus year career of boxing you're talking about a high school High school linebacker going up against barry sanders. Yes I don't understand what you don't get about this. It doesn't matter how good the high school linebacker is He's going up against barry fucking sanders. That's right. That's right. That's right Listen, I ain't taking nothing away from him. Just watch the fight. When is this fight? June 5th or 6th. Yeah, it's like june 6th in miami, baby. The world's going through miami, baby I'll be in miami next week. Do you remember how bad floyd embarrassed canelo alvarez? Canelo alvarez was undefined by the way, canelo's probably pound for pound the best boxer in boxing right now He was undefeated when he fought floyd his only loss is to floyd He was young floyd made him look like an amateur. He couldn't touch floyd. What was the weights? Like what one that shit they said canelo actually came in at like 180 Yeah, that canelo came in super fucking heavy I was there at that fight live and dude like the crowd was like 70% mexican and they were quiet like fucking immigration was inside the arena Not a single peak out of then as floyd was dodging every single punch. It was unbelievable, dude It was unbelievable. I've seen the best of them. I've seen the best of them that happened I watched that fight actually so far. That's so I remember that fight very so vividly because I watched it at Irv Goddy's house in Saddle River, New Jersey And I remember devy dev devy brown texting me saying you was with me Yeah, devy brown texted me saying I think floyd's gonna lose tonight. I was like, no, come on. Come on. I was like, no No, he's not and he embarrassed canelo But the reason the reason I put it in the water effing idiot category and I mean, of course floyd made wasn't not an idiot We know this guy knows how to make money. He's nobody's made more money in boxing than him But I'm still a stern believing legacy. Does everything got to be about money, bro? Yeah Yeah, I think it does I think you got to get to a certain point and then it's like, oh, wow, I could make 20 million. I could make 30 million like I could make this much money And I would wrap but what what if he get hit knocked out though? He's not I mean stop. He's not uh man. Nate Robinson did I I'm just saying anything. No, but Robinson is known to be dunking on everybody. What's that got to do about basketball? His whole legacy is done now. He don't even know You know why you know why you know why his legacy is done because that snoop dog says you can't play boxing So he went in that ring with no boxing experience playing around with somebody who got boxing experience And he got laid out same thing gonna happen to logan paul I don't know if logan gets knocked out, but I know he gets embarrassed I know floyd gonna be if unless floyd has lost when I say several I'm talking about several steps. Logan paul doesn't stand a chance. We all know this I've seen some amazing running backs who get hit by a linebacker and he's not that fast You sound like all the ones that want to see floyd like I don't want to see nobody lose I want to tell me y'all facts I see you know what you sound like a four four This is random four four got hit and now he running four six. He goes slow down He used to get hit. Yeah, you know what you sound like this what you sound like you sound like Like the white guys when uh sports were just getting integrated You know and and they're like trying to convince their friends They're like, yeah, and there's no way those black guys are gonna be able to do it. Come on That's what you sound like right now like what you're saying is just so absurd It's just so absurd. It doesn't matter. It is absurd. It's absurd what it is absurd. It's very it's very absurd He's he's floyd money man floyd is literally the greatest defensive fighter of all time muscle memory Floyd could go in that fight off muscle memory and win brah Like there's literally nothing. There's no combinations. No, nothing logan can throw that I promise I'd love to see him win But 30 pounds. No, man. I just love legacy, bro Like I hit like here's the thing nobody shows you don't do nothing for no reason You don't do things for money You're meticulous about the things that you do Now floyd needs the money sure if he's just that type of guy who money motivates him And it's the extra 50 million dollars to grab on the table Hey, go do your thing. You've earned the right to do that But my point is what has logan paul done to be in the ring with floyd made with I'd rather see floyd do an exhibition fight against oscar delahoya oscar delahoya wants to come back He wants some action I think right now we just want the carnival You know like I think I think you just like what what logan has is people care about him They care about his journey. They care about who he is. They listen to his podcast They watch his videos like they're deeply invested in who he is in a human being And it's fun to watch somebody that you're invested in fight And that's why they made the 24 7 series that we all love. Remember those 24 7 documentaries before the fight came out You didn't even know who these people were and then you watch the 24 7 series and you're like, oh, shit I really like this guy. He trains really hard. He drinks his own piss. He came from humble beginnings. Like this is awesome Let's watch it. So I think with if you're designing boxing events, I'm going to design them around Fans I'm going to go. Okay. The fans are obsessed with this person So they're going to follow that person into the highest stakes activity they could possibly do which is A human cock fight essentially Right. Yeah, like you were just fighting not to the death, but to as close as possible, you know And I think that's what it is like if people didn't care about logan There's no way they would have this fight, but they do care about him So so floyd and oscar wouldn't generate the numbers that a logan floyd fight. I don't care about oscar anymore, man I think what if he wears the dress to the ring? What if you wear the dress of the ring to the ring? 100 100 That I would watch 1000 percent. Yes. Yeah, damn man It's it's edit. I don't know. I wish they had sucked it has come to this but It's not it's not like floyd is on hard times You know what I'm saying? So he's doing it because he clearly wants to do it I just feel like man. You're floyd mayweather. I just don't know if I don't know if I want to see you in the carnival. That's all I'm saying I don't want to see I don't know if I want to see you in the carnival. I feel like you don't have to play Boxing you don't have to play boxing You you the man you're the guy People earn the right to be in the ring with floyd mayweather Why because it's a big ass payday So if you're if you get the chance to stick the stand across from floyd mayweather It means that you've at least done something To where he thinks you're a formidable opponent in boxing enough to at least get you that big payday What his logan paul doesn't deserve it. It's not like why is this what I'm boxing down No, no, I don't think so Who's a better fighter jaker logan? Oh, no. Yeah, I don't think it's water in boxing down If anything it's creating some interest boxing is boring right now, dude Like and the reason it's boring is because boxers aren't marketing their personalities You need us to like you I'll be honest. That's one thing the ufc does really well is The ufc might not pay as much as boxers do But they're taking some of the money that they're making and they invest it back into marketing those fighters So now we know who these fighters are they create platforms for these fighters to talk on they're constantly interviewing They're constantly making sure that they got personalities. They're out there in the world And then when they fight we're like, oh, I want to see how that guy's fighting boxers How these motherfuckers don't even know how to use their instagram Or talk Yeah Bro, you got if you want to do this for a living you got to understand what it takes You know, you got to understand the new game like the game has changed now the same thing with comedy You know, it's like the comedy if if you're a young comic grown up You got to follow the blueprint, right now you got to follow the shit that we created We put out there you got to be able to put out your own clips You got to be able to put out to build your youtube You got to be able to do all these things because that's the new fucking game, bro And if you don't want to do it, then you don't want it bad enough And it's some great fighters out there. So your point is absolutely accurate because there's some amazing fighters out there They just don't know how to sell their fights. It's literally like back in the day with wwe Like the ultimate warrior was a star, but he couldn't talk Bill Goldberg was a star, but he couldn't talk. He didn't have no mic game You know, I mean Stone Cold Steve Austin had a mic game Dwayne the Rock Johnson had a mic game. Ric Flair had a mic game. Hulk Hogan had a mic game Macho Man Randy Savage, they had mic games. You got to know how to sell yourself You got to know how to sell boxing and you got to know how to sell these fights because sadly Bronner did though, but he just kind of brought it definitely did Oh my god, if Bronner could box it up. He'd be he's he's so perfect for this generation He really is the so he's the social media guy He fucks him around he hip-hop love hip-hop loves him. He's so into the culture Like he would be so perfect. He'd be the perfect bad guy for this era If he you know backed it up in the ring He really just can't like it's it's such a bummer because What they would do with I think wrestlers back in the day who didn't have any mic game They would give them like a manager who was nice with the mic Yeah And I'm almost like yo Somebody even if you're not the head trainer You'll drum up all the interest for the fight talk all the shit Do everything that you're boring ass fighter won't do or can't do but at least get us all interested and invested I think that he are he needed to get some fall fights He needed like five fall fights and get him back in there, but stay on social media and still act like that He'll get back on yeah, I mean a b got fighters Robert East is a b's fighter a b got his own promotion company But you know Robert he's he's he's a decent fighter. You know what I mean, but he's not fantastic You know, but whatever. I just you know, god bless them y'all y'all tell me about it. I'm not ordering it I'll watch it on social media I'm watching I realized I wasn't when I didn't order the jake paul fight I had no fear of missing out I felt no formal people was texting me like this is great And I went to trilla and I saw I said 49 99 But jake paul Fuck no Hey, I'm not doing it and I'm not doing it for floyd and goddamn. Um Logan paul either who's older logon a jake Logan's older Logan's older who's about a fighter Andrew, um, I think I think jake is better I think jake is better Okay, now I think that Logan has faced stiffer competition But uh, I think uh, I think jake is I think a jake is better. Yeah Hold on this van right here. Hold on one second. Okay Hold on a van. We on the podcast, but don't don't say nothing crazy. Oh, what up? Congratulations. We just finished congratulating you too. Congratulations, my brother. I appreciate that, man Can you hear him shows? I can hear him. I don't know if he can hear me Yeah, can you hear shows? He said he can hear you a little bit. He said that you guys switch up on him and why he How would I switch up if anybody was gonna switch up? The biggest name in comedy was the gonna be the one that was gonna switch up Hey Tell him I said this tell him I said this two wrongs don't make a right Show say two wrongs don't make a right just because he went hollywood don't mean you should go hollywood Hey, hey, man, I just want I want to tell you this anything I told wax and I told andrew and I told teller man I love you and I value you and I appreciate you and you know, I I thank god that you not a yes, man You know who can who can check me and pull me on my shit when I'm on some bullshit You know, I mean we need more people like that if you don't have you don't have a real friend circle If your friends aren't doing that for you I appreciate that. That's how you know that people, you know That they respect each other. That's right. All had disagreements. We get through those disagreements. That's right You know, we we we keep it close to the best and we and we move on but it's because we respect each other Yeah, of course Of course we were as men. That's important. That's right. I mean as as men And it's like I respect wax enough to let him know that if you ever step in the ring with jake paul You know, you know, it's funny, you know, it's funny. Man is also somebody know that know what time it is And the reality is I love wax too much to see him go out like a supersized You already know what time it is. So you telling me that jake paul your ass I'm telling you that I'll be in the gym with jake. Listen to wait. Wait, wait, wait. Let's get real fast So you telling me that jake park with your ass Like let me finish Because you seem very very emotional All right, I'm gonna let you talk I can do this. I'm gonna let you talk All right, let's go I, I, I, I, I built melena boxing up in woodland hills. I've been in the gym with jake When I say I've been in the gym with jake, I mean in the gym Watching jake spar pro Okay Wax if you have not been training Bro You are going to go in there and get embarrassed by that kid because he is boxing for real His cardio is up. His reflexes and muscle memory are there All right, that's right If y'all out on the street wax you got him All right, but listen to me. Do you think this man could beat you? Um How the hell you um, how the hell you um and you know I beat the shit out of you How the fuck can you um In a boxing ring wax Exactly what I'm talking about. I'm talking about in a boxing ring. You won't even last. How long you think you'll last with me, bro Wax, I'll I'll pick you apart. You ain't got no time for you now Yo, listen, you don't you know for the last two years I've been asking van to get into the boxing ring with his ass and he know what time it is Yo, van, how many time I came to LA? I come to LA all the time Okay, yo, yo, I'm sorry Guys, guys, I have to put a stop to this You I don't want you to win at me and then get beat up by wax I think we got our next brilliant idiots exhibition match. We haven't had one since Schultz versus j. Williams If you keep talking your shit, he will fight you listen and I'm trying to tell you he would get beat up It's just as well every single one of y'all know exactly what time it is. I don't believe it I believe Listen, you don't think that if somebody's trying to challenge me, of course, we'll have time I would definitely train if I get back in there. Y'all already know exactly what time it is. I'll be very focused on everything I said if wax Actually trains boxing. I'm talking about wax off the street in the ring with jay. Paul Yeah, I mean, let's conditioning in the ring a wax off the street in the ring with jay. Paul No, but you trained for it. I think you beat him. I think you for sure And just like I was telling them like just like Charlotte said earlier Don't go play boxing if I'm gonna go do it. I'm gonna go ahead and do it I ain't gonna sit there and play you would have to train if but of course if you don't train He's gonna knock you out. You're gonna be in the middle of the ring with the state of New Jersey and blood around you That I told him that Like Hey, I'm gonna call you after we done I gotta say wax if you go in the ring with Jake, I think he's gonna make you hold his pocket, bro Then we just now talk about friends telling each other the truth I know and guess what if you win we gonna say we was wrong We are we are the type of friends that can admit when we're wrong Okay, and we're not gonna try to gaslight our friends and manipulate our friends because I'm y'all really my friends So if you get if you win, I'm gonna be like damn my bad I shouldn't have doubted you I shouldn't I should have believed I'm Talking about oh, yeah, no, we're being serious, bro. We are bro. All right, you know what we are bro I'm gonna train like I got a fight anyway There you go. You should if you stay ready You don't gotta get ready period cuz Jake Paul might be like let's fight right now. You got to get ready I gotta get ready. So we get ready now. So you start getting ready now. I think that's a great idea Yeah, I still think that if you fight Jake Paul You will most likely be out of the protection business Oh, yeah, listen every single person you done gave a wedgie to Every guy you done pistol whip every girl heart you done broke they will be so happy To see you face down ass up in the ring That'd be so amazing what you face down ass up That'd be really really funny and a lot of people actually probably will laugh But that's not gonna happen. Everybody start throwing lemons at you in the ring when you get knocked out They better be drinking that shit so they go fall asleep Oh Fall asleep. So you'll remember this shit. Let's pay some bills We're glossing over the fact that Van just said he could be wet. Oh, yeah, that's another thing Van said he picked you apart bro. You know why Van said that heart I'll tell you why cuz van trains. There you go van trains all the time. That's his that's his workout He's a he trains and he knows he can't do nothing with me wax I think that you are underestimating people that are prepared and trained You're underestimating the fucking monster His stomach his stomach What is it shows this is how this is how Japan used to do Godzilla like Japanese Trash he's just an alligator like he can't do nothing like why we've been scared of that motherfucker and then Godzilla every once in a while We'll come around start fucking shit up. So you put some respect on his name, bro Well, and that's what I don't want to do I'm like, damn, you know what haven't been a while since y'all understood what time is and I don't want nobody to try me Just stay out the way that's street fighting No, no, no, no, I'm gonna show y'all just hopefully nobody won't come up in box street fighting Undefeated I got my money on wax Yo wax in the ring like most likely I most likely in the ring you're taking a nap in the first round Just make sure that when you fight Jake from You know Jake fall that you got that you got Jake from state Let's pay some bills Upstart salute to upstart. Are you carrying a credit card balance month after month? 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What you guys are wax wax what you got your lemonade, of course Yes, I got my lemonade man A lot of people been ordering my lemonade's but a certain thing that you don't know They got a duty have to sit there and put this pen right here Inside of here to open it up because a lot of people been taking this off. That's not how you work this You know, you're not supposed to take it off. No, you ain't supposed to take it off You supposed to have the pen just put this pen straight down into it I didn't know that I've been taking mine off and drinking straight up the bottle Yeah, you got a pen you put it straight down into it easy on it though. I didn't know that It's gonna be big in the summer. Oh, yes all cookouts and everything like that You can even order along line right now at who's wax net, you know, I'm saying you go ahead and open this up And um, it's probably the best it tastes and lemonade. I see that I got some over there right now Alex, I'll do a taste. I like it Little Latin X will be sleeping 30 minutes Great go the best things you ever taste for real and it's gonna put you to sleep the best sleep She'll add any anxiety your girl got anxiety and stuff like that or even guys guys ain't got anxiety, too Yo, that shit is mad pussy, bro First of all wax is full of shit Wax has been going to therapy. Yeah, my surety be supposed to drag any in waxes He's been talking to me about his anxiety. He just he's just finding the language for what it is that he's feeling Yes That's a phobia you got a phobia you need you actually got to probably go under for that. That's the P word What's that the P? Oh, yeah, what did you think phobia started with not with the P this guy? Yes crazy That word you said it was the P word. Yeah, but the PTSD that you be doing oh PTSD. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got Post-traumatic stress. Yeah, it's also in May 9th. I'll be in Miami. I still gonna be in Miami in May night Oh, you gotta pull up wax. Come on. Yeah, I'll be there from the 8th and the 9th TK got another show out there to improv I'll be sponsoring his shows out there. You got two shows out there So we back out there around that time and we got of course the bully and the beast that listened to us on Wednesdays, right? Tee did he yeah, but go on Mondays for a peachy on fit new content. Yes Word and um, you know, keep checking out all the podcast on the black effect podcast network Go to black effect.com. You know I'm saying the website is up We got the app coming soon and all the shows are right there on the black effect Dot com so was this, you know, Erica Alexander and Whitney dow we talk big payback reparations podcast Whether it's AJ and tan band. We talked back whether it's just hilarious carefully reckless, which is killing You know gangsta chronicles glasses below whoever it is. They all are available on a black effect dot com Okay, and please don't do it. Don't do it Yeah Don't do it Let me see how many days away We are 13 days away, okay from the release Tameka Mallory state of emergency how to win in the country we built you about to start seeing Tameka all over the place Make sure you check her out on the Tamron Hall show. I'm pretty sure that comes out tomorrow I think she'd be on the Tamron Hall show on Friday. Just yeah tomorrow So make sure you check her out. You can pre-order the book now But we're 13 days away, baby from Tameka Mallory how the state of emergency how to win in the country We built being in book stores the first release from black privilege publishing my book in print Okay, so make sure you go check that out, baby. All right. That's what you do When you not only your friends with a person, but you know when you're in business with a person I saw Rick Ross say that shit Rick Ross if you ain't repping my shit every single day He said now he said not some time. He said once a day is unacceptable to me And that's how I feel if you partner with me you in business with me I'm something that I'm promoting your shit like it's my own Cuz that's how I feel I'd be so happy for my people I'd be rooting for my people so hard when I see my people doing good things Promote your shit like it's their own. Okay. We're we're rooting for it, too We just want the fucking thing to come out already I'm actually buy a book to be my first book I ever bought my life Huh Yo, can we talk about can we talk about the return of the goat? Can we talk about that? Can we have that conversation the most entertaining man on the internet the prince of pain? The prince of pan-Africanism, bro. I'm talking about I'm talking about mr. Donations I'm talking about mr. For good Can we talk about the return to the breakfast club? We got the scrambled eggs hold the bacon talk to me It's fifth time fifth time Star general need a man. That's right doctor. We don't know of what? He's a doctor of a psychology he's a doctor just like that book is out He's really he's really certified. Yes, I've been proven though. I looked it up. He ain't certified, but don't matter. It don't matter at all He's not I've done it all in and it makes it even more entertaining I mean, I don't know certification frame whatsoever. I've looked it all up, but it's okay He what dr. Dre he don't got a doctor. He don't tell her that was the worst ad-lib that by far Worst ad-libs dr. Dre Some of our most successful doctors are not actually real doctors Don't let not be a doctor Dr. Umar is back. He's one of my favorite. He's one of my favorite entertainers He came through spitting bars again bars coming right after Naomi Osaka Yeah, he was wrong about that though. Well, he wait, what was he wrong about? Well, he because you she can't rep Haiti. She can't rep Haiti because it's just not possible I think it's you have to rep the place where you were either born or have citizenship in So I forgot what she was born But I know I read an article where she denounced her US citizenship in order to represent Japan a couple years ago I could be saying that wrong but I also and van actually told me this her her her mom and dad met at a School in Haiti and that school in Haiti. They still fun now. So and plus just I don't I don't watch tennis I don't know anything about tennis. I always see Naomi Being psychologically black as dr. Umar said she's always standing up for black issues always standing up for black causes She identifies as a black woman She has a black boyfriend. So he was he was he was wrong about that. Oh, fuck All right. Well, what else what else did he say like give me some other hot shit that he came through with What about the interracial marriage or interracial dating? I just I find that Oh, yeah, you got the snow money You know, I'm glad you bought that up because um, you know, I don't care who you choose to love You know, I mean even though I do love black love. I love seeing I love seeing black families together You know what I'm saying? I love seeing a black, you know father with a black mother having black kids I do I love that. Um, but I think that dr. Umar said out loud what I think a lot of communities Stay amongst each other like we can't act like that's not a thing. We can't act like, you know Asians Don't they don't like to mix things. No, you know what I'm saying? Dominicans and Puerto Ricans, they don't like to necessarily mix things, right? So like Waxes girl hated him. I mean her family hated wax. Yeah the Dominican All the races anybody in house I went to the father did not like me motherfucker was stumbling and threw that shit right So you saw me I was losing my handle past the bar I give it back. I got my hand back I'm like, what the fuck? But I'm am I lying? No, no, you're not especially by like Asian girls or something. They follow them They what the fuck are you doing with this guy? Absolutely. They may not say it out loud No, I need to talk to you young lady in the kitchen. That's out loud. Yeah, and and and and dr. Umar's reasoning for I believe him when and when he says it's not coming from a place of bigotry He says it's about business and the way he breaks it down business All that's what he says. He said he said marriage is an economic Contract, bro, whatever he says, he's right He's a doctor. Hey, I mean the doctor bro. I'm not a doctor. I can't tell him. He's not right. He's a doctor that shit Let me ask you a question. How do you feel when you listen to alex jones? So entertaining it's mind-boggling So entertaining it's mind-boggling That's it. Oh, I love it. You know me. I'm a huge fan And and and alex every alex. I listen to alex jones alex said some things That are enlightening sometimes. Yo, you know Go go alex jones 80 right about everything and 20% of the time he's really wrong, but 80% he'll say some crazy shit He'll be like, yo, they're doing experiments to like mix human beings and monkeys and then later on in life Later on in life a few years later. You be like, guess what they're doing. They're doing experiments on monkeys I saw in florida. They're releasing 12,000 genetically modified mosquitoes For what? Like why they said it they said it control the insect population So yes, it's some and by the way, it's some things alex jones says that I've read and behold the pale horse But they're not even that crazy to me because I've read these things Before if you read behold the pale horse, you know alex jones is read behold the pale horse a couple of times So, you know I and and and dr. Umar is one of those people who I I feel like he has a following I really do think he really cares about black people. He really cares about the liberation of black people And you know, he he has people's ear and I think it's certain things that he says That needs to be said. I think what he said about joe biden in the cbc needed to be said I think that needed to be said I think that that especially that day because if I look at that day I'm just talking about that day when it came out the interview came out on monday that day He wasn't the only person talking about legislation and policy dr. Umar Bakari sellers was on seeing and talking about legislation and policy tetherland figaro was talking about legislation and policy Like the legislation and policy karen bass was talking about the joy flurry police And I can how we get it passed and she's not settling for no executive order like all of that was on monday But I feel like the universe don't make no mistakes. I feel like that conversation needed to be had and needed to be started And and and dr. Umar didn't start it but he damn sure put a loud goddamn spark to it Yeah, entertainer. He's very entertaining. I enjoyed it. Oh, he's he's he's amazing You know, it's really funny. Is it like He's so he's like a guilty pleasure I think of a lot of people like because I had friends that told me that they watched Certain parts of the interview and I'm like you even know who he how do you know who he is? And they'll just be like They'll literally just be like, yeah, dude, the guy's fucking hilarious. Like I just love watching it and it's just amazing So the power of tiktok 2 though Why he took tiktok blue doctor umar to fuck up because those kids those kids be online Making videos of dr. Umar. I asked him about that. I asked him. How does he feel being like, you know One of the the the internet's biggest sensations and dr. Umar said He likes it because it's clearly helped to make his brain bigger Right, but he hates it because he feels like, you know, it could be diluting his message You know, I mean, he don't want to be a joke. He wants to be taken serious And I really think that you know, those kids doing those videos on tiktok did blow him up more Even though he already had a like a base on social media that tiktok following took him to a different level, man Like when did you ask him about any of his like most famous quotes like the the four good one because that one I laughed at for a good one. Remember the one who's like, uh, some of these little motherfuckers got to go for good We got to clean up our neighborhoods and start with some of these little motherfuckers on the corner Some of them going under the dirt for good. I do remember that I do You know, dr. Umar did like The interviews at like 1.4 million views he did like 700,000 views in 12 hours. Oh, yeah, of course Like we see him coming. They go it was it's unbelievable. Like and and it just shows you the power of the internet Like it's that's literally The power of the internet dr. Umar is a brother that's been around for a long time He's been putting out books for a long time. He's been raising donations for the school for a long time And and before way before I mean before a breakfast club, you know what I'm saying So he's literally a person who's used social media to build Who he is he's used the platform of of the youtube's in the instagrams to build who he is I think that's incredible. I really do. I think it's incredible. I think it's just a testament to like He's like he's like academics in a lot of ways He is because that's his platform. He runs like certain certain people Run those circuits you ever seen a man you you read the book american gods No, but you talked about this all I saw the tv show the tv shows on stars now But yo they there are people that there's a guy character on their name internet boy There are people who literally run the internet. That's their platform. They have a base That is their go-to. It's not like, you know You with a podcast or us with a podcast or with a radio show or tv is this that is their Platform and they run that shit so anything else they get on top of that foundation is super gravy Like I get super gravy. They are literally the three little pigs But they are the people building their house on bricks that they have a solid foundation that shit is not straw That shit is not sticks that shit is brick That's it That you should have talked to him on flagrant too. I would love to I would love to that would be amazing Wow, can we hook that up? I would love to Dr. Umar Flagrant too would be I think it'd be great. I'm gonna black fiance What we really need to do We need to have alex jones and dr. Umar on the same show We need to make the internet explode Dr. Umar together if you want to get computers peeling That's how you mother fucking do it if you want to get the internet netting How can we make this happen? Yo, let's do it. Let me make a couple phone calls. You make a couple phone calls Let's shut shit down That would be incredible We all take the week off that week And just we use our feeds and put that podcast out on our respective feeds Dr. Umar johnson alex jones Enjoy What if we get them in the room together and they just become best fucking friends immediately You know what's so interesting? I think they would I think they would have a lot in common Yeah I do I really do I think because alex if you listen alex alex is different Maybe alex do a lot of alex. I don't I haven't listened to every stance alex has Alex don't come off as a bigot to me. No, he's not at all like at all I don't hear it I could he's not so please don't guys don't tweet me and send me clips I haven't listened to every alex jones broadcast. I don't know. I think he says a lot of wild crazy shit What his critique is mostly towards the government and these Shadow governments and these powers that be that are oppressing all of us Yes, you know what I mean I I don't know I could be like I've heard him talk about reparations and what he thinks reparations should be He believes in reparations. He has an idea of where reparations should come from as these shares the same views as somebody like Robert Smith that it should come from the corporations who benefited from slavery I you know I I don't know I it would be interesting to hit him together I would I think we might have to set something up. Charlotte You might have to Let's let's let's get into some uh, shit you won't care about next week. Did you see what steve harvey said? This is very interesting. This might could even be a deep dive steve harvey on men and women Not being able to be friends. Did you hear this? What did he say? You should let him hear it. Taylor. Can you hear? Oh, no, no, like I don't have any female friends Like he said that right? Yeah How do you let him I can't can you hear alex? Can you pull it up for him? So shozky. I want him to hear it I You he'll be able to hear it. He you just want you just want to say you just want to tell it to me No, because I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to misquote him I'll um Then the link in the text Remember in the classic movie when harry met sally and the character played by billy crystal insisted men and women can't be friends Well, hugely popular syndicated radio and talk show host steve harvey. So where did this come from? I mean, it's a blessing True enough, but really it was just Me sitting down being honest. I told all of my friends are men. I don't have female friends I don't I'm I'm incapable of that Why what do you mean? Well, because you know because you have a wife Well, I have a wife and I don't I don't really have female friends because look Okay, let's get rid of this Okay, I'm gonna tell you this let's get rid of this right there That you're an attractive woman. There's some guys somewhere saying. Yeah, I'm we're friends. No, that's not true He's your friend only because You have made it absolutely clear that nothing else is happening except this friendship we have We remain your friends in hopes that one day There'll be a crack in the door a chink in the armor and trust and believe that guy that you think is just your buddy He will slide in that crack the moment he gets 99.9 of us think that way But he's only telling a true woman and just blows her back. No, I have male Your male friends because they know it can be nothing else try to give them some pussy All your male friends just ask them in a friendly way If if I wanted to date you would you be okay with that? Probably not date probably smash No Yeah What do you think charlotte? I love I love I love Steve Harvey. That's my guy. Um, I disagree with him I think that is a very Young way of thinking I think that's a very immature way of thinking I think that when you know, I was a child You know That was my mindset, you know what I mean because you know you always heard Oh, you got to be friends before you can be lovers So, you know, you might befriend some women and in the back of your mind you think like I'm gonna smash But I think that even when you get older and it's not even now I take that back even when I'm younger It's just Women you want to sleep with and there's some women that you just know y'all cool Like my whole life I've had nothing I've had more women friends than guy friends. I like being around women You know why because my dad would always say why you want to be around a bunch of hard legs You be around a bunch of guys all the time all you're gonna do is end up getting in trouble So when that started happening to me, I'm like, oh my pops is right and When it comes to just like people gravitating towards you if you're the guy That's what five or six women Everybody wants to know what's up with you Everybody wants to gravitate towards you because you got the women Even when I used to throw parties and stuff. I want more girls in the party than I do guys That's why you let ladies in free before 11 or you give ladies two Drinks for the price of one whatever it is you do things to have women around So I've always loved to be around more women than guys So for me, it's like it's never been a thing for me to have a bunch of women friends I got a bunch of women friends now, but It's women that some women in my life I've seen and I'm like, oh, I know I want to sleep with her If some women I've seen and the energy is just no, that's just the homie That's my personal be your friend that that person that you sit there She might be cool as hell, but you might look at her and be like, damn, I want to smash her She cannot be your friend. That's what Steve is saying. Yeah, but even even even with girls, right? There's girls that I've slept with And I shouldn't have I'm like, damn, I fuck the friendship about now. We back cool now But we could never be cool like We gonna hang out, you know, I'm saying you gonna come to the house You know what I mean? You're gonna you overstep the boundaries. Exactly. We go on vacation with the family I can't do that type of stuff with them. You know what I mean, but It's like, I know I got plenty at home. I got so many sister friends that it's ridiculous But Steve was saying look what he said at the end He said listen if one of them girls sit there. She said try your guy See, see I'm gonna give you some pussy and see what the guy say that guy might jump on it Man, man, I don't I mean I listen. I got a bunch of girls. I call my sisters a bunch of women I call my nieces. All right, let me try. I don't feel that way I really don't You want to um, give this a try What'd you say Alex? You don't like black girls What do you say? I can't hear you, Alex I could hear No, what is she talking about? I give Alex a better opportunity. Alex, would you fuck weezy if weezy tried to fuck you? No I swear to god No, I believe him no He probably got like a sisterhood to you you you grow that you grow to like so might be assisted You'd be like you want to protect her more than you want to have sex with her. Yeah But is that because here's something though Here's something though. Let's let's have this I don't think that steve hit this part and I think this is a little bit easier for guys to digest Which is like talk to me. I think we should like I think all of us should be able to have Female friends. Like I think that's a hundred percent. I think we all do have female friends And I think that's completely work be unattractive. Now that being said My girl don't need male friends. The fuck you need a male friend I'm your male friend. I'm all I'm your male friend Why you need other you gonna hang out with some dude who's also straight If you she can have gay straight friends. So why are you hanging out? She was just straight dudes for some reason. That's weird. Well, listen, what if what if what if the girls What if the guy was her friend before she met you then that's before you came in the picture? That stops now No, we could talk about other shit Whoa, whoa, I'm not saying you can't have like work friends or colleagues and that shit But you're not about to go to brunch with mother fuck. You're not about to say no, I'm busy today I'm going to brunch with Todd Nah, well A lot of my and a lot of my a lot of my sister friends They have boyfriends, but I've I've been around. I've been here. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like That's my brother insecurity y'all think I take it What's your no, what's insecurity with your girl having I mean, I don't know how you're trying to fuck my girl Yeah, the girl used to lie and said it was only going out the brunch or only going to yoga class and it was making me around the corner So I just yes You weren't that girl's friend though. You were that girl's fuck buddy. Exactly. You weren't that girl's brother Exactly. I understand that. What girl did you fuck that used to call you brother? Jesus You're friends with AJ, right? So you're not gonna go to lunch with her Yeah, that's that's different. No, it's not. Hey, that's what we're saying. That's family for real. That's family. You gotta look at it as family That's what I'm saying. You gotta look at it like that. Yeah, but how he's saying it But so but but am I am my girl gonna be okay with it? No, just because it's another girl. That's not great But that's not exactly that's not okay. I'm the same way. So if she's telling me like, yo I'm about to go out with a dude and go to lunch Yo, you can have acquaintances. But what if y'all make acquaintances but not like Not like friend like you're not gonna make an also. Okay. Let's say your grandfathered in That's fine. You're not gonna make a new friend. That's different. You gonna make a new friend with you. What the fuck is that about? No, no friend. I don't need a new friend. I'm with you. Funny. What do you do for you to make a new friend? I don't want you. But that's my point people that are grandfathered in you gotta respect that. All right, fine We could respect grandfathered in but I still need to know like I need to know the history of that relationship I need to know his intentions. I need to know what's going on because I'm not gonna let my girl walk into the fire She could be a booby-trap All day just waiting for us to argue. That's right. Now. Let me ask you a question, Andrew Whitney Cummins tries to throw that box at you. Yeah Do you take it? No Why? Because I'm fianceed. I love my fiance. I don't want to have sex with me So if you didn't have a fiance but because I see Whitney calls you her brother Whitney say that's my brother Andrew show. Yes. I see her say all the time. That's the sis. Yes, Whitney by the way Yes Do you take that box without a fiance? No, no, because I've been friends with Whitney before I had a girl and I didn't do anything back then That's my point and guess what? I bet you would invite Whitney to the house with your girl Yes, I would invite Whitney to the house the girl. I would even go out to lunch with Whitney Hang out with Whitney. That's totally fine. I I can do that I have some I could do that too But it's something that you just can't do that and your girl not gonna lie She's gonna look at the girl like nah, she's not gone. Yeah, but Like we know guys will say anything a motherfucker will pretend he's gay half near just so he could be near your girl So he could try to fuck. So why do you think girl's not gonna lie? He's like that's my brother We never messed around and they did say what I'll tell y'all a secret. Ouch. Do you know how my You know how my girl used to catch me how Because she said to me one day She said you have uh, you have certain women in your life That I know you've known for a long time But I've never met them. Oh Yeah, everybody else I've known for a long time my sister's friends You know what I mean? Yeah, they come around. She know they grandfather this or like I've been with my girl since 98 So she know them like our friends. It don't matter who at least sure Exactly and in some cases they're closer with my wife Than me like, you know, at least your name was our neighbor like that's they Super tight like I'm just saying for her before you in a heartbeat And uh, and when I say in a heartbeat, let me be out in this too many girls. That's happened We in LA gotta go wife. He ain't with me too many girls in my face. Uh, excuse me. At least you're in a tap and excuse me Do you know he's married? Yes, you know, I mean Tiffany had us coming tapping. Uh, excuse me You know, he's mad that type of shit happens haters. Okay I didn't even think about it I didn't even think about the fact that you have never met anybody. I'm fucking of course you wouldn't But you know that they you know, these people who have been around for a long time We tell on ourselves and don't even know it. Yeah, but that'd be disrespectful if you introduced her to the people You were fucking that's like a whole nother level of disrespect I mean because of a girl do that to me. That's I'm really leaving Right, like you can't be introducing your wife to the girls you're fucking that's crazy I mean, it is disrespectful, but I mean sneaking around is cheating. You know what I mean? Double down. I would never double down. I would never do that. But hey, man Don't let them see I'm with you. Nothing. I'm with you Also, also I'll say this there's another level of disrespect if it's like the opposite sex is hating on you to your girl like If it's one thing if your girl's girlfriends are going like I don't like that He does this this that the other but like some dude who's straight as well Is telling your girl nah, he's not right for you. That's a fight. I'm beating the shit out of him. That's a fight So let's avoid that get out the way And plus I'm older like you tonight. What is he doing? I told I've talked to you about some stuff you go tell me He's grandfathered in but exactly am I trying to smash? I'm not trying to do nothing That's grandfathered in to try to smash I don't maybe I've been I don't know. Maybe it's just me and my faithful black maleness And I saw people on youtube because we was having this conversation on breast control. They was like y'all man You've cheated before y'all y'all what the fuck does that have to do with anything? That has nothing to do with nothing Like I don't even know why they randomly threw that out there like yes I have sister friends. Those are women that I've met in my life who me and them that's my partner Like I just knew that's gonna be my that's my peoples and that's my homie And then there's other people in my life that I met that I in my mind. I'm like, oh, I want to hit But that's my mindset. My mindset is that oh automatically. Oh, I'm I want to hit always just a connection That's the by the way. It's very arrogant for men to just be looking at a girl and be like, oh, I'm a fuck that How you know That's not arrogant. He might say I want to I want to is different than I am You know, I mean it would be like I'm gonna hit that You don't know and if she I fuck you you want to say I'm a fuck that You know what I'm saying? Before you be like, yeah, I want to fuck and then she I fuck you act like she would give you some rhythm You'd be like, oh, yeah, I'm a fuck that and I think we all know the difference Right, even if it's a beautiful woman, even if it's a beautiful woman You know the difference between you and a person connecting on An energetic level of spiritual level and emotional level as opposed to connecting on the sexual level Yeah, we're gonna end up doing something. I think we all know that It's still some people you'd be like, I just let me stay away I don't feel that way. Yeah. I mean back in the day. I'm just you know, certain people are just like, all right If she tried me, I'm being in trouble, but I'm happy. She's not yeah I'm saying get the fuck away from me. Stay keep it this if we can. Yeah, and thank y'all. He did Can you have a sister wife that you used to fuck but you no longer fuck anymore? Yeah, can you I have that A sister home girl, I mean like sister friend just a friend Like I don't think I don't want to hang around with any dude that smashed my girl And I don't think my girl wants to hang around with any girl that I wouldn't do that I wouldn't do that though. Wait, you gotta be like fucked up with some shit like that But I definitely never bring nobody around. That's like ultimately suspect and by the way, I say that all the time I've said that I've said that like maybe waxing somebody but it's like, I wish I never slept with her You know, I'm saying that all the time because I'm like it's like she like I wish she was just like A partner like she was cool. Like, you know, I mean like for no reason because to y'all point I can't just I can't just reach out and you know bounce some things off her or whatever it is I'll get her feedback on something because that is disrespectful Because you wouldn't want your woman communicating with a guy that she used to fucking you can't None of us can explain that Yeah, I get hit smacked everything's like just I think if you just I think if you fucked though and it and that there was no emotion behind it It was just like a fun little situation and then it stopped and everybody's cool Like I don't think you need to tell your significant other about that if you guys aren't Close close with that. I just still don't let them meet. Just stay out the way and you probably already got caught Yeah Because y'all was talking about grandfather didn't in y'all group. What is you know, he's grandfathered in No, no Tell her cut it out You need to cut that shit out. What if you met her at like a friend's uh, right? I got it. I got to do what show said. I got I got a I got a quiz them I got to know what's happening. What's happening? You ever see the naked is y'all would like yeah There's a lot. Yeah That's what you're gonna say at a friend's event. Yeah, I figure I was going to know what's up No, no, no y'all not dating yet. That's what I'm saying you met her there And then y'all end up getting queens or everything else. You meet all her friends and stuff And then y'all end up dating and guys You know already and guys don't ever walk up if you're a grandfather then and you know Your home girl gets the new dude don't ever go up to that dude and be like, hey man, you know, we ain't never fucking nothing Why would they do that? Exactly That's my point. That's why I just told them don't do it You know what I mean? Because some dudes be reading the situation wrong because of their own insecurity So they think that this is something the guy is thinking about they go up to the guy and they tell the guy like Drunk the good. Yeah, you know, that's my homie. That's like my sister, bro We used to sleep in the same bed together Hey like dumb shit Like what? Like no, like, okay. I'm only smashing her for now or that's it. That's not my shorty. Wait, so what What's the answer? The answer to what what happened? I mean there's no answer. I guess it's different strokes for different folks I mean personally, I have a lot of sister friends, but my sister friends are all Friends with my wife. Like I said earlier, some of them are closer to my wife than me and a lot of kids That's how you got to do it. That's it. Make sure she's cool That's it for waxing shows. What do you mind if your girl hugs another guy like one of their friends? Like yeah, you can like socialize like a human being Yeah, take it easy. You don't need to be like going out on dates with one of your friends All right All right, let's do some uh, let's do some ask an idiot Let's do it. What? Y'all not done with um, other stuff. I think we are how much you don't care about the kim k. Van Jones. You had a Joe's and kim k. Yeah, mk. I don't even know if that's true. I know, but you had a good, um, joke with it. Who wins I think you're very well who wins in a fight between van jones and kanya Yeezy, baby Yeah, all day. I thought I had the van jones wear glasses. Yeah What who wins in a fight shows van jones and kanya west Van van without a doubt a doubt van. You think so 100%? Yeah Yeezy's fatty short like yeah, there's he's not winning any fight. There's there's no way Hey, by the way, I love kanya west sneakers. By the way, you see I'm wearing the 700s right now Are those kanya sneakers? Yes, these are kanya. Let me tell you something about kanya west sneakers. Yeah Because I get a lot of yeezys, right? Yeezys and pooms are my favorite sneakers Sleuth the yeezy yeezy sends me a lot of sneakers, right pooms sends me a lot of sneakers too though, but Kanya sneakers always look weird when you see them in a picture And then you see them in person and they like That shit is kind of dope. Mm-hmm. And then when you wear them, this is what kanya is killing a lot of people It's the same reason I wear pooms. They look good. I'm 42, bro I get my corns shaved on my left pinky toe and right pinky toe once a year I need to be comfortable these shit are so Fucking comfortable. Yeah, that's where yeezy wins. Yeezy wins because when you see them in a picture They don't look all crazy They'd be like, eh, but then when you see them in close up in person, you're like, I'm she kind of dope and then when you put them on Whoa Whoa, oh my god, man Like I'm wiggling my toes and you should you should really feel like I got on sandals and what's weird about it Is I've tried the yeezy slides the yeezy slides. They ain't comfortable. Really? They look hard. They hard as fuck They're not comfortable, but the sneakers look cool. I like the slide man Man, comfortability Comfortability. All right, uh, let's do tiris shaves new girl pubic head. That's just weird. I don't know tiris is Do I want to do that for your girl? Like when she was pregnant. She y'all in the sleeper Yeah, I would shave my girl, but I wouldn't shave my new girl who I just got with You know Fuck no, I'm not shaving my girl's pubic hair. Why does she's not have arms? Why would she need me to do that? What happened to her that she can't shave her own pubic hair? Like just shave your own pubic hair I don't know like but tiris, you know, he likes clout Yeah, I mean the thing about the tiris thing that's so interesting is tiris just got a divorce tiris was you know Depressed about you know, not being with his wife anymore He popped up with the new young lady, which is cool. You know, I'm saying you're separated You got to move on nothing wrong with that But I just you know, tiris is an og and I just feel like he's doing too much on instagram. That's all You know, I mean, I meant to actually meant to hit tiris. I'm gonna hit him this week It's just like you're doing too much. Not one of these young boys, man You don't gotta do all that like you try who you trying to make jealous Like you try to piss off your ex or something like like leaving alone Yeah, it's like you look it looked it tiris is my guy and I mean is with the utmost respect. It just looks corny That's all I know somebody is doing is that same thing, bro being corny, bro Who is it? Yeah But he definitely needed next one if he's talking up, I'm gonna call them out. Call them out without being corny, man She don't care She don't care All right, let's do some asking idiots, man. You don't care about the Flintstones Yo, Taylor, if you don't start these fucking questions We don't care about the Flintstones Taylor you are telling such a Taylor thinks everything is about her respect your friends, yo Respect your friends stop that's lighting your friends. All right, stop stop stop doing things Acting like we're the problem. Okay That's what you're doing right now. You're you're doing things to your friends and then acting like we're the problem She ain't got no respect. It's it's disgusting It's really disgusting. No respect. All right, so Uh towpads wants to know if you guys were a different race. Do you think y'all will move differently or the same? Damn towpads. That's a stupid question. Yeah My god towpads, I want to know what race is towpads. Was that a computer generated question? No human could possibly say that shit if I was white I act like Schultz and Schultz is black He act like me But how's he act though because I'm Schultz isn't like a white guy I'm like like more privileged than I think a lot of things Schultz could do. I cannot do Schultz, do you use your privilege like that for real? What I always use my privilege for powers of good Andrew have you met him? No, I know but I'm saying like you you act out when you know, you can like that's that's how You are he's Andrew Schultz Andrew acting out Schultz we need to call him Ayo Acting out that's what Schultz does Have you met him? Andrew there's one day listen one thing about Andrew. He's consistent And that's why when anybody tells me anything about Andrew. I'm like that's Andrew You know what I'm saying it don't matter it could be 10 years ago whenever And people say the same thing. He's cocky. You know what I mean Yo, yo, why people want you to be insecure so bad. I never understood that shit. I'm with you Yeah, I'll never forget. I laugh my ass off. I come into meeting I come into meeting that mtv too I think this was like the first or second season of uncommon sense And I'm in there with my man Paul and Darren and he was like, yeah, Andrew was here earlier this week I said word. He was like, yeah, yeah, he's down. He's down to be on the show or whatever or whatever and he was like Andrew sat down and Andrew said y'all motherfuckers want to win Emmys or what? He didn't say it like Do y'all motherfuckers want to win Emmys or what like no Do y'all motherfuckers want to win Emmys or not because if you're not listening to what the fuck i'm saying You're not winning no goddamn I wouldn't expect nothing else. I wouldn't expect nothing else from Andrew. That's Schultz Hey, bro. I was right though We didn't win no Emmys. Yeah They want to do it. They didn't want to win no Emmys and not neither of them are working for the fucking mtv anymore Yeah, yeah, yeah, Darren. I'll pause loop to my guys. I'm doing I mean Darren got something me and Darren got something That we'll be in nothing. Let's go burn unit. No, I fucking both of them men. Yeah, like those my guys But yeah, I look and look I understand like what it is to make those decisions and have that responsibility You know, you know a young fucking cocky kid comes in the room. So talking some shit. I understand you want to just tell him To shut the fuck up. I get that I totally get that but I did have a fire idea for us, man I had a fire idea for us. We would just own a night of the week and that's right It would have been really cool, but it is what it is, right? But you know, you know what though, um, I realized something uh, I realized that We've always been so free with it, right and um We all we all I'm not gonna say we got it fast because we didn't get it fast We got it when we were supposed to get it, you know what I'm saying, but We were just we were we were freer than TV was allowing us to be at that time. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So it's almost like Andrew got game shawla got game duval got game Pete got game all these people got game But it's like when you come over here, we have to play in this system Yep, and when we got when we got to the point where they started giving us our own shows Shots had two shows shows had uh Jobs that don't suck and it was another one you hosted on that dating show the dating show And you know, I had shawla main and friends. I had uncommon sense a few, you know, I had Uncommon sense for three seasons. Um, so it's like We wanted to do things our way because we're we're on social media. We're on the podcast. We know what's Moving things out here. We know what Works. Yeah, basically They were just this this and I'm not just speaking about those two Paul and Darren because you know, they They wanted to do a lot of different things. They just couldn't within that system. Yeah, and now that system Is like Fuck it. We got to do things their way. Yeah And that's just with all creatives and all talent because if they don't a lot of creators and the talents do things their way What the fuck did the creators and the talent need to be on tv for? Yeah You know what I'm saying? The creators and the talent's out here smoking on their own Yeah, they need to be on tv for so it's like maybe I should listen to the creators and I should listen to the talent and It's just it's just interesting watching the game 10 years later and how much The the landscape of everything is fucking changed man. Yeah, there's a uh It is funny man to see it change because Usually the only time that like networks and stuff are willing to risk it is when they're making insane amounts of money Or when they're making nothing like when there's desperation or exuberance, you know, and uh We were caught in the middle because we were killing it with guide code You know and like then wow now came in was killing it So they were doing really well for the size of the network So maybe it was harder for them to Take huge risks because they're like well, we don't want to risk what we got We got a good thing going on over here And maybe you and I came from a place where it's just like Bet it all put it all on black all on red. Let's fucking risk the whole thing and see what happens and uh Yeah, it is what is and to another point Not only the the network, um, isn't willing to risk it all talent At some points isn't willing to risk it all because when you're new to something right like when you First get into a space. You're like, okay. I'm in the tv world. I want to stay here That's why we that's why we listen to the executives. That's why we allow ourselves the conform. That's why we be like, okay Well And they haven't been doing tv for a long time. I do want this to work. Maybe I should try it This way, but that way stifles the talent You know what I mean? Because it's one thing if you're taking what the talent does and you know, you're adding a system around it and you're maximizing that talents You know talent But when you're just a part of a system and you're doing what the system wants you to do and not playing your own game Now recipe for disaster. It's not a recipe for disaster. Yeah the beauty The beauty of shit now is that the talent is the talent Don't give a fuck because the talent doesn't need it. So the talent is like, yeah, I'm this is how we're going to do it Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, like simple as that I think the most liberating part of the internet for me was I got to prove Like I always got to prove I was right like before that I have to go into these meetings And I have to find different ways to convince the decision makers to make what I thought was the right decision And I understand understood their trepidation because a lot of the ideas that I might have come with Were completely new and novel and there's no proof that they would work at all And I bet you there's a lot of execs that like I have meetings with their conversations with and they wish they would have Trusted me because the second I was able to go out on my own I go put my stand up out seven figures stand-up deal. I go make this this You know rant show with my guys and then all of a sudden seven figure netflix deal We just keep on creating and then cashing in creating cashing in so It is what it is, man It's one of those things where like eventually you you cash in enough where you can't just go into a meeting And they just going to go find whatever you guys want to do do it like that was netflix Literally, we we just said we want to do it like this. They were like, here's the check. Have fun Bro, you are not lying And it is the most liberating feeling in The world and when people trust you when you can walk in the room and say Yo, this this person is going to work And they trust you. Yeah, which is another reason I bust my ass when you partner with me because I like to be right And we need these things to win so we can keep bringing in More deals more people more people more talent more new more new more new voices Uh, what else we got Taylor? um before wax This is like two questions and one I feel like the livid impala wants to know who would you who would wax not want to meet in the ring and Hams handsomely educated wants to know is wax willing to cut his dreads off if he loses fight to jake paul Yes Because I know Who would I not want to see in the in the ring bike? No, it'd be my mom I played d-line, you know what I'm saying? I played dn. I also went all I always seen six eight six nine 400 pound dudes that I destroyed so you're looking at somebody who Sides don't mean nothing to me at all somebody aggressive. I feel like I could I could match anybody aggressive Why do you think I'd be afraid to go on the ring with somebody only first? I'm afraid of is my mom Listen, you don't have nobody we never said that you'd be afraid We just say once you get in there jake paul going through you. No, read the first one Who you do not want to meet in the ring that doesn't mean you're afraid though I don't you talking about you can have all the confidence still fighting mike though Your mom is a good answer though. I can't do nothing. I think you'd be scared of Ike too though That's my brother Big brother big Ike. Yeah big Ike's not to be played with bro big. Ike ain't no fucking joke Wax know that wax don't even want to say nothing too crazy Ike'll show up today like a word. You think big brother done lost it a little bit He's got to be speculous for years You got to know how a bike get down and he ready. He's just like me one of my younger ones Yeah, one of my younger ones by your uncle's play around with my brother black girl You're talking about before you even get out your mouth. I'm up He's not gonna let jake paul beat him I could take jake paul. I could take jake paul though Ike probably could be jake paul. Ike probably could Yeah, yeah, I could probably be jake paul. Yeah, I'm not I'm not worried about my mama and uh I would definitely be willing to do that if jake the stakes have just been raised wax is willing to cut his dreads Yo, jake paul imagine you Beating wax him cutting his dreads in the instagram picture. Are you holding wax's dreads in both hands? Imagine that instagram picture jake do it for the grand i'm jake come on jake jake If I beat him up, it's like it's nothing anybody going to expect it. I expect that What if he beat you mean so much if he could beat me up What if he beats you you got to cut your dreads and then he sells your dreads to justin beaver and justin beaver wears Fire Jake you got to do this Come on the stakes have just been ready Justin beaver be happy as hell too. There's a lot of left, bro Pause Jesus He took that baby baby baby shit too far Peaches he got black hair. He got black hair I don't know what his pubes look like bro All right Justin would love this Yeah All right, give us one more teller Okay, um Poor stories wants to know if man got pregnant would the world be more or less populated? Oh, I'm probably about the same Yeah, men are hoarse. Yeah, probably about the same. They'd be pregnant all over Yeah, girls would be nothing in us by accident. You know, I mean nothing in us on purpose And they get away with everything too. So imagine if this thing like Like the shit was still the way it is the way women get away with everything and they get the smash guys get them pregnant And the guys just got to be out there. No child support nothing It'd be about the same because it would just be on the woman It'd be it'd be just as many people having sex And you know some guys would get pregnant. That's all We still had to if we started to provide for the the baby and provide for the woman And we still had those responsibilities, but we also got pregnant We would all be on birth control 100% We would be so safe we'd be doing the whole thing like we pull out five strokes before We would be on point with it two condoms like yes Hold on the man got to get fucked too. No, we're not getting fucked. We still doing the fucking just goes Yeah, I don't know. Huh? Maybe I mean the only thing I would think is like y'all gotta treat private parts Nah, no, no, no, we fuck and then the egg shoots inside of our dick hole. Yeah, there we go Yeah, I gotta be something like oh we got y'all gotta make us nut. That's the heart So it probably less because there'd be no people on earth Yes, you know was crazy if we had to make you orgasm in order to have a kid there'd be no people on earth Exactly that's what I mean Exactly You got to figure it out. You know what they like they like the shower head. So you know what you got to get that for Oh, yeah, we just let you sit there with the shower head until we're ready. So soon they about to nut then we put it in You know the shower head is called you got to get the certain one. Duh, you don't get this regular shower head Yeah, but why I don't want no water like water is not gonna make me I don't know. I'm a fiance. I just use fabric What? That was on the phone. That's the first thing I come back to I just you vibrated suit to my uh my sister friend kindre g You know, I mean, that's another sister friend, right? You know, um, she does radio and w gci in chicago me and kindre I met kindre back in like oh six oh seven Um in la randomly like it was so random because I've never been beat for shit like the grammy's and stuff So I had some grammy's tickets and I just randomly I don't even remember where we met she probably do And she's like man, I won't go to the grammy's and I was like I got tickets And she was like you got grammy's because like I just I said you want them and I gave them to her and We've been super cool. I was sitting there working together. We worked together in Philadelphia, um At a hundred point radio one. Yeah radio one. Did we cross paths before? I don't know. I was on they fired me after seven months. I wasn't there long I might I may be six six to seven months. I don't know you're so crazy What? What did I just do? What happened I used to intern there Whatever. I don't know. I'm just gonna say nothing. Go ahead. I don't know what the fuck just happened I don't know either. That's what I'm like. What feels like something is culminating. Just one No, because she lived she lived next to Colby for years and then now I'm saying I work with you There's no way you worked with me. I didn't I didn't even put you into the other time out I said did we cross paths as I'm like to see in the hallway? Relax Hey, you're 29 years old. It's working with you. I was working there in 2009 I didn't know when you left. So that's something I know I interned. Relax, y'all How old were you in 2009? Um, I'm 14 You were 14 Taylor I don't know when you left it like damn Even if he was there for 10 years He's been in breakfast club for like a year Kendra, you didn't work with Kendra. Yes, I did That's I'm saying like Thank you for bringing up that y'all realize that I don't bring it up though, right y'all do What you want? I realized that y'all envy it. So thank you. Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining The lie is Taylor used to live next to Kobe. We'll run with it. Yeah, okay. We'll run with it. God bless it to Colby Salute to Colby's family always sending Colby's family healing energy, you know Colby ever see you run Taylor I met him when I was a baby Exactly that was tall and play basketball Haters, his name was Colby. Okay. It was Colby Colby, uh, brunston used to live next to you And they told you for some reason you think it's Colby Bryant just because it's low amerian You never met Colby Her mom even told me that her mom Her mom said I knew Colby, but she never met her. She didn't know And then she bought in some picture with some little boy and Colby and told us it was her because you know when kids are young You can't really tell the difference. You know, I mean they all shortened chubby. So you don't know How old was the little boy in that picture? First of all, my brother Exactly. So whoever that young man was she said was her brother, but it wasn't her The picture you and Colby, I have the picture right here. Oh god. Okay. Hey before we go salute the wheezy too, man Salute the wheezy wheezy's new show sex sales. When does sex sales start alex? Uh, june 7 June 7th, uh, it's gonna be on fuse tv. What's the night and I think it's about monday night I think so. Yeah monday. Yep. I don't remember the time but it's monday night, uh, june 7th on fuse tv 11 p.m. Yep 11 p.m. Uh, i'm on i'm on one episode I'm on the episode. I don't know if she wants me to say so I won't say but I'm on I'm on one of the episodes I'm salute the wheezy wheezy really out here hustling. She's really doing her thing. Um, and we're sitting in uh One of her ventures right now her and alex's studio wtf media. That's where we do the broadcast So if you want to uh come where the brilliant idiots records their podcast and where uh cast and um Low-key Record say less what does it say less now? 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