 Hey, Ian, how's it going? Not so good, Chris. Not so good at all. Oh no, did you forget to have the horsey moves again? Believe it or not, worse. I just made a bet with Samuel L. Jackson that I could invent a cooler form of chest than he could by tomorrow morning. Oh wow, the stakes on that are immediately obvious and apparent. What have you got so far? Alright, alright, hear me out. Lazy Susan chest. What, so it just like spins? Yup. Anti-gravity chest. Permadeath chest. Nighttakes pawn. Chest as a service. I'll be 37 cents. Actually just checkers. King me. Chest 3.5. Check. Rook moves to grapple king. Can you beat an AC of 37? Yes. Bishop. Hold on. I'm in for two pawns and a bishop. Check. Check. Oh no, no, no, I mean like, check. Oh, well, I've got three queens. Elden chest. King chest. It says here that all moves must be made before December 12, 2012. Well, good game. Real big chest. This is terrible. That's the impression that I get. Trial by combat chest. King takes knight. Ikea chest. Chest as internet comedy content. What? I'm in a shlump. Ricky. B2. This is a doghouse slash door monster. I thought you were going somewhere with this bit. No. This is really uncomfortable, Ricky. I wouldn't have done it if I didn't know you had a pipeline.