 My name is Jimmy his name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb Thanksgiving's over Christmas is here, and you got elves and they're not Alves Gobble-gobble and happy Thanksgiving for next year the first to tell everyone happy Thanksgiving for next year You see I'm demonstrating a new look Today that'll go down as one of my bad ones You look like you put those on and walk into a bookstore and no one buys it me or the book comment Jake or the book. Jake or the book below. Let's get right into the sports It's an interesting time of the year for sports you me and Zach's world cup is going on How about our USA the tie across the world Wales and England your two home countries watch out Scotland They pulled the beer right before the world cup and in the stadiums Budweiser Piss because they pay 75 million dollars To sponsor the world cup and they're not selling beers in the matches I don't get it. Yes, because they would have made money from all the beer sales But did they just think that they would have like did they think imminent danger was gonna happen? Like we're like too many fights and like stadium collapses and they set fire to the stadium like we can't have this You know temperance movement cutter guitar supposed to be cutter. I think so like breaking away cutter Number one movie where a kid pretends to be Italian and rides a bike around his college Zach Mine's breaking away. You can't take that one. I like that. We got a quote here from Diego Alnbrook a 29 year old from Mexico reasonable guy attending his first world cup and The New York Times got this quote of them. It's a disaster. I didn't expect I expect that one. I was ready for some stuff your trees do stuff, too And Not bad man We're going to this almost a breakdown Devils fans litter the ice with cans after the third not one not two not three the third. Well, yes, three Yeah, almost a breakdown the whole stadium broke down. I think it was the day before Thanksgiving So rowdy crowd three goals getting turned away and for three different reasons I think one was in the crease or interference. The other was goalie interference and the third was they kicked it in So three goals got turned away now the Devils would have won 14 games in a row say the Devils again The Devils would have won 14 games in a row doing a show the Devils And they didn't they didn't win because of all the goals that got turned away and the first fan threw a hat Like celebrating the refs a hat trick. Yeah, and the rest creative enough Harmless and fun the rest of the crowd just through their garbage When you said Devils you kind of sound like the old man in the neighborhood talking about the little kids Devils the Devils came into my yard. My grandpa used to he was digging a well in His front lawn and the kids used to come sit you right there right here on a crease The kids used to come and they used to kick dirt into the well He was digging yeah, so finally he lit a rag on fire and threw it to the bottom of his hole And he was in there and he was digging and he jumped out and screamed when all the neighborhood kids around there So oh my god kids stay away stay away They all came over and the whole bottom was on fire and he just crawled out. He said I hit him And then little Devils never mess with his hole ever ever again More sports, please go bet on the World Cup or hockey or more sports at DraftKings Go check out DraftKings Jim this one. I don't know if you can bet on a Chinese man runs 328 Marathon while chain smoking you can bet on this somewhere a runner who goes by the nickname uncle Chen Yeah, obviously rip darts for a full marathon So we celebrate this man. It sucks for the people running around him That's what I did when they said his name was in hand. They said his name was uncle Chen I was like, oh, yeah, I like this story and then towards the end They're like all the other runners like it don't like it because they're trying to run a marathon and be all healthy And this dude's blowing cigarette smoke in his face the whole way that would make me anti uncle Chen uncle Chen Confirmed that he was not trying to set a new Guinness World Record. Yeah, this was just for me I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it Which would you rather do chain smoke for three and a half hours or run a marathon run a marathon? I mean you lose a whole day times of how long is a marathon? How long's a marathon? 26.2 miles. I can't do the the other ones It's either chain smoke for three and a half hours or you have to run a marathon Which for you I think we're looking at six hours. Can I wear wheelies? Definitely not. I'll do 10 cigarettes if I get wheelies. So now you're combining them Yeah, because you had one or the other I'm making a bet here. So you have to do a marathon If I get wheelies, I'll do two packs. No, one pack. I want to do two packs. Bad negotiation. Art of the steel. Art of the steel. Art of the squeal. Zach with the noises Yeah, horrible deal for you, but yes. All right now enough of the sports This guy's 86 years old and his wife is 91 Jake and he's a nudist. He has a name. Nudist Stuart Hayward. Hayward. His wife's name is Rona Hayward. They would go to vacation the same nudist colony All the time and he just gets to be in the breeze and free But they're too old to travel all the way to that colony now So he's asking his neighbors if anyone has a garden area that he can be naked in Just because he needs to get his fix one week a year. This dude needs to be naked and outside His wife's not a nudist. She's not going to be nude just him. Jim, you mentioned the art of the deal You know, he's not he gets how the world works. So he says I'm I don't expect you to do this for free I have something to offer in return. I'm willing to share my knowledge of gardening local history only sports history And anything which may be interesting to the garden owners. So he gave Oddly specific things and then anything and then open it up the board because I can learn and teach I mean he's 86 and he can still like think how local is local Because that's where I'd have to really figure it out. Is it this blocked highly local history of my house It's as local as it gets. That's all he wants to do So like would you let this guy live in your backyard naked for one week for a week? Yeah Be on the back patio with stew and the nude talking about local history. Those are the things you remember Where does he keep his clothes? Well, he's at your house. Do you make him de His car outside. Why do you need clothes? Well, I think he's gonna walk from the front to your house With clothes on and then ditch him somewhere. I would discuss that in the contract I don't think he needs that my contract would be I get to spray him with a hose once a day And he can't know when oh stew would really hate that. Yeah He'd piss you spray me with your house in it. It's the employee of the week. It's the employee of the week I think this is a deserving one Kenny Kenny Kenny merch Kenny merch stuff black friday cyber monday all of it did a photo shoot You guys look good. You look great in your photo shoot everyone's in the photo shoot You guys look great in that photo shoot new merch joes with the trucker hat on So congratulations to chat Channy I got uncle chen on the mind uncle chen on the mind uncle chenny canny and uncle chen would have a face more from It's just jake That's just you in the end in your home That was a weekly dumb Today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by draft kings download the draft king sportsbook app Now new customers use promo code jamboy and receive 150 dollars in free bets if their bet hits After placing a five dollar pregame football wager. That's promo code jamboy only a draft king sportsbook I was flying home when the u.s. Was playing england. Yeah, and california to new york on new jersey actually and man when that whistle blew And everyone's phones said f t for full time full time the whole flight erupted Yeah, yeah down with england down with england down with england stamp act. Don't think so eat shit cornwallis whole plane It's just nice to be united. Can you fact check that?