 Hey, so check it out, man. I got the badges on my 510 slash. I'm me dunking on everybody. I don't care what your build is. That's the goal. In reality, I'm probably gonna be doing layups. Look, look, look, look, look, guys. Look at all my holofames. The golds, the silvers, the bronzes. Hey, but I gotta do look swaggy because my guy right now looks like a bum, so. Bro, why do you look the same in every 2K? Switch it up, switch it up. It ain't broke, don't fix it. It is broke though, bro. You don't look good. Look at you. I didn't mean it like that. I didn't, come back. Vortex, come back. Remember those pump shoes where you can like click the thing on your, you remember that? Oh, they got those, man. Oh yeah, now you can be 12 years old on the park. Oh, I've been bamboozled. I have been bamboozled. I sat there and spent 10K on a suit and dress pants and I can't even wear it to the neighborhood. Oh, no, oh, man. This is for my career then? Did I just buy clothes for, I bought clothes for my career. It's the lowest moment of my life right here, man. I tell you that. Hold on, I know it's taking long, but I do wanna look fresh for the shoddies, you know what I mean? You never know. Female, my player might just pop out of nowhere. How am I gonna haul at her with a brown shirt? I miss Fat Girl, man. She was the one, I tell you that. What, me to stand out? I was gonna say some OD Rex face at me up. Oh, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. Do you wanna play the game on the five game win streak on the left? I feel like we stand a chance. Yo, I gotta go, my mom's calling, bye. Huh? Wait, where are you going? I only found somebody to play with me. And that is my best call today. Okay, okay, I'll stay. Okay, all right. I'm gonna play with them, okay? All right. Boosting? Oh, I just got your E-Chance for $10. Whoa, hands on the controller. All right, don't try and set me up now. Bleed, edit that out. Hey, anyone wanna play? Guys? Somebody? Yo, I'm literally being vetted by 89 overalls right now and they're walking away. This is the lowest moment of my life right now. What about that time you broke your bed? You know the bed was compromised, stop it. Swing me 30 now, CS. All right, let me send that real quick. Hey, Bleed, edit that out. Wow, yeah, the bed was compromised, guys, come on, man. The bed was compromised. I'm not even joking either, it didn't have any supports. Hey, what up, jazz teammate? Talk to me, Jules, what the fuck is good? Oh, snipe that. Throw that to the soft ass mobile, isn't it? Hey, do not talk to me like that. I will drop, and you're guarding me? Catching. It's not like the soft ass 150 pound nigga. 150? I'm at least 500. You can get this one from any of you. Yo, what's up, man? Yo, shut up, dude, I'll eat your ass. You gotta ask for consent first, you know what I mean? You can't just be doing that. You can't be gangsta, talking gay, boy. That's it. No, I'm white though, I'm different, I'm a different breed. You see how big my player is? I will dunk on you, be careful. Yo, ice that vortex guy, he sucks. Whoa, what the hell? Why you sound like an agent? What? Why are you talking to the YouTuber? Everybody always says that to me. I was literally driving today, and the guy stopped me and said, are you agent? I'm like, what? I sound and look like him? That's crazy. Oh, shit. No way this is agent, bro. You need a bottle of wine. No, no, no, no. No, agent can't dribble, agent can't dribble. Hey, you know what, you're right. I watched that bum ass YouTuber from time to time. He definitely can't dribble. Shoot it, shoot it, shoot it. This is definitely the agent in your ass for that shot, bro. Bro, it's a good shot, ain't golf? Bro, we're not losing to this bum ass team, all right? Come on now. Woo. Ah! Oh my god. 5'10". Oh, that word's behind the back in the game. Hold on, we're going this way. Woo. Don't follow me, Vortex. No, you're following me. This is my last game. Stop passing out of the shot, Jewel. No, no, I got that bailout. You ain't got to worry, G. You got the bailout, Baz. What the hell? I'm shook. Animation, but I'll get gassed about it. Imagine being Asian but can't get a center. That's crazy. I know, ain't that crazy? You know what, band together and terminate them. Ooh, I see it. Don't try me now. Thank you, bro. Hey, good stuff, Vortex. Vortex, come on, you can rebound, man. Hey, Jewel, I love you, though. I know, Bush. Hey, I love you guys, too. Except Vortex, that guy's horrible. Yeah, Vortex, what the hell? Yo, you turned this one against me. Can I get some of that plus 10 shooting boost? You know you got me? Hey, hey, lower your voice, G. Meet me in the back, all right? I got you. All right, we made the trade-off. Let's head out. We just came out with Ali together, so let's go separate ways. That's what it looks like. You know what I mean? We're not like... Arriva! Give me that. That's food. That's... Try me. Try... Oh, look at the defense! Try me! Oh, wow. All right, it's because I'm 5'10". That's not really fair. I literally played with two and a half men. Oh yeah, you think that was a good pass? That was a pass you went for, huh? Jump, I jumped, teammate! You know how that works? Click triangle, man! Okay, I saw, I saw, I... I saw, I saw? What? What is that animation? All these badges popped up, and I did a layup? Oh yeah, you see that? Clean. I'd never let, I'd never let the fame or the club. Bro, he's literally, he's obviously cheating, Vortex. Cut, cut, cut. Hey, what if we caught up and won? Well, we would need to have them missed shots first. And he's cheating. Why are you swearing at cheating, bro? I swear, I'm not even joking. He's shooting moving shots by accident, and they're all dropping. Bro, why y'all failing? We are down to a 20. Because that's basketball. Let the shit in. That's, yo, you're playing with a hacker. Stop playing with hackers, man. This is not cool. Chill out, chill out, chill out, chill out. I'm not chilling out, bro. Yo, VIVI, VIII, turn your fucking mic on. Okay. Don't ever impersonate another teammate again. Hey, I'm trying to show off some fantastic pure slasher gameplay here, but it's getting challenging because this build is cheeks. You see that? Can I get an easy blow by? Oh yeah, oh yeah. Actually, I'm talking shit, but the build's not that bad for a 510 slasher. What the hell? All right, watch this behind the back. Spin, ooh, hop, ooh, then go back this way. Ooh, go Asian! Get a layup, get a- Oh! I got you! Oh yeah, baby! Shoot that, VIVIII. Bro, did they change the sliders from in ranges? Pick and roll. Oh, never mind! Why am I doing those layups, man? This is a fail, bro! I'm out, I'm out! On his head! On his head! Okay, you can't shoot. Cease the- Oh my god! Oh, watch me. Oh my god. Yo, this build might be it! This build might be it! Okay, hold on, I got you. I got you, G. Pick it up! You took that? What the hell? Bro, that's why nobody plays with you and you have to wait 20 minutes for games. Did you know that? Ooh! So you guys bet. Adam, they're gonna ask me questions. Yo, am I gonna get help on the screen here? Oh lord. Have you ever seen that build? That has to be like a post-scorer before you get your attributes up. That's probably Davis' build. That is, bro. You know, Davis- Lord. Imagine Davis backing up on you. Hey, other team, I demand you turn your mic on right now or I will literally send people to find you. Okay, that's nice of you. Why do you want to throw it at them? Yeah, that's a good point. Maybe if I was not- Hello, good people of the internet. Would you mind turning your mic on to make this a more enjoyable experience? That didn't work. I'm calling my vooder. They changed shooting, by the way. You're not gonna convince me that the grand easy's are all hitting greens all of a sudden. Oh yeah, on his head top. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh. You don't want that neither. They buffed shooting, Mike! I took everything he told me not to do, did he? I know, all right, Mike. Let's try this. Buffed his shit out of passing out of shots. Do that, all right? Buffed his soul out of poking the ball. Steal, do that. Well, that was a boring dunk. You didn't want to do that. Why are they all open? Hey, bring your big man friend in the paint. What the fuck? Oh my bad, I tried to be the big man for him. I mean, listen, you're doing a better job than he is. Oh wow, I had to react like that. Sometimes it's just necessary. About to begin with your pinnit. Hey, will you edit the thing and say you won? And it's edited. Why does everyone pin their mic off at the end, bro? Nobody wants to hear from you, it's over. It's a rat. It's a rat. You can suck your garbage.