 Dear Rage Shadow Legends developer and publisher, Plarium. I will soon be approaching my fifth year creating content online. And over the course of those five years, your marketing team has gotten in contact with me a few dozen times now, asking for a potential partnership to sponsor your game. The first few times I respectfully declined the offer out of a lack of interest, expecting the conversation to end then and there. However naive little boy that I was, you subverted those expectations as more and more marketing folk kept sending me emails about potential deals, even after some of them promised that I would no longer be hearing from you again. Make no mistake though, I wasn't upset. In fact, that was flattered. Your continued interest in me must have meant you truly wanted my hand in this partnership. And that has given me such a boost in self-worth that I cannot rightly describe it with words. To the point where I couldn't help but want to give you and the game a chance merely out of respect for your persistence. That is why on July 5th of 2022, I sent a reply to one of your proposals, saying that I would only be interested in doing a sponsorship deal with Raid if I could have a lovely night out with one of the game's champions, Zargala. This proposal was declined. I respected the decision, assuming we were simply incompatible, and wanted different things from each other and went our separate ways. Or what would have been the case? If it weren't for another email sent by another one of your people in late August of 2022, asking for yet another sponsorship deal. I was confused at this as I presumed we had an understanding that it was not meant to be. Regardless, I tried my hand again, and again I was refused. Though this felt like a slight to my heart, yet again I respected the decision. We all want different things from our sponsors and clients and who am I to judge what your preference in a partnership are. That was until I received yet another email from you. In mid-October of 2022, asking me for another partnership once again. Plarium, you're sending me mixed messages here, and I will not have my heart played with like a shuttercock for you to bat to and fro between the court of love and disinterest. So I will say now, I do not want your money. I want a date. Understandably, this may be a very tall order in regards to Zargala. As from what little information on her that's been made public. She is a married woman. I was hoping that her husband would be open to trying a more non-traditional relationship, but if neither are comfortable with that, then it is well within their right to decline. So I will extend my offer instead to any of your bachelorettes who would be available and interested. Such as Queen Ava, Hellgazer, Seer or Shaman. I wonder if they're twins, they look eerily similar. Magus, Treefeller or anyone who might be interested in taking a young inexperienced and vulnerable man out on a lovely night, preferably one tall and well-toned and capable of pinning me against the wall. After all, you know your champion is better than I do. Probably I can't find any lore or story surrounding them at all, which is exactly why I would love to get to know them better. I eagerly await your response, Plarium, and I'll let you know now. In case you may decline me again, I will respect it. However, if afterwards you continue to come back to me blaring music outside my window begging me to give you another chance, I wouldn't be able to help feeling like you're just stringing me along. And that does not sound too legendary to me.