 Yeah, good day. My name's Darren. I'm just calling. Use Lock Horan on that lock. Do you have any jobs available at the moment or? Okay, I'm not entirely. I do know we've just gone through a round of hiring but I do know if we were still hiring it would be on our website where it shows what jobs are available. So if you were to head on to our Bunnings website and there's like a little tab along the top part. Yeah, look, I don't actually have access to a lot of computer and that at the moment. But if you've got one there at Bunnings, I can come in and like apply on your computer and that if you have in there because yeah, my laptop broke like six months ago and like because I got laid off like a month ago, right? I haven't been able to fix something that's so like, you know, you saying I need to apply online. It's sort of like catch 22 rock because I need a job to get a lappy to apply online, right? But that's where you use come in like, you know what I mean? Like, and like, I can just if you just want to take some notes and that like I can I can just tell you just just real quick couple of minutes just tell you what I'm good at and that and then and then we just go from there because like resumes and that like like who reads resumes and that these days like 2021, you know, but I've got like, so I used to like my lawns for my uncle back when I was like 15, 16, right? So like, and I did that for about two years, right? So like, I know heaps about the lawnmills and that. So if you've got like an aisle with like gardening and that or be you can just throw me in there and I'll fucking just sort that sort that all out for years. Be one of them floating guys who like goes around and just gives people tips and that about lawnmills and that. And the other thing I'm heaps good at. I built a doghouse for my dog, like maybe two months ago, like, and I just YouTube that like I just went to Bunnings YouTube it and like I put that together took me about two weeks, but she's like she's sound as so like with like little building things and that like I can help out and also like garden and I guess you could like make say like, oh yeah, he's like garden and expert in that. My name's Darren, by the way. The only thing is you've only bounced through down to one of us at the service desk. So what I'll have to do, I'll just have to pop you through to one of our ladies. Yeah, put me on the big boss. Hey, yeah, go on. But there may be a way since you don't have a laptop for you to like apply if that makes any sense. Yeah, no, right, right, right. Yeah, look, like, because applying, I'm sure wouldn't take that long. Like what, like five minutes in there? Yeah, wouldn't take that long. I do know on our website that it does require you to have like a resume and like a cover letter. I'm pretty sure. Right, well, I can write that down on a bit of paper and I can take a photo of that. So that can be my resume. Like, I can draw one up on a bit of paper. I'm sure he's got a bit of paper there in a pen to write. So if I just duck in maybe maybe first in the morrow or like maybe tomorrow are they right? And I'll just write it all out on a bit of paper there and take a photo of it and then I can upload that as my resume on the online bit there. And then I'm sweet to start. I'm sweet to start like Friday, like I'm ready to go Friday. And I sort of, yeah, look, I'll do it for about 30 an hour. And I'll also obviously need holidays and that because like, you know, I've got keep coming on the way in that. So but yeah, if you if you can write all that down and just tell a big boss that I'm coming in tomorrow morning to apply for a job. And then yeah, I'm sweet to start on Friday if he's if he's good to go. What I'll do I'll transfer you through to her now now that she's in. I see I would give you like that finer details rather than you coming in and then seeing her then. No, that's it. Yeah, yeah, no, I need to do that. Yeah, that's it. OK, I won't be sick. No, I'll see you work on Friday, probably. See you later, man. Off to the manager. That's sick. I'm off to the manager. Am I fucking copy G? Good afternoon, my name's Virginia. This is Casey. Casey, is it? Yes. Yeah, Casey. My name's Darren. I was just on the phone with I forget who it was, but she's basically said because I'll call right just asking for a job on that. And she's basically said, like, you need to do it online, blah, blah, blah. But I've come back and said, look, I don't have a working laptop right now, so I don't actually have in net. So I said, if I come in first tomorrow, right? And I just quickly come in five minutes. I use one of your computers and I can apply there. And then I'm sweet to go. I could start Friday this Friday if he's wanted to. I can do the and that chick said, yeah, yeah, all good. She was saying, like, yeah, yeah, she went. So I'll start off. I can start on Friday and that. So like, because I kind of heaps about gardening and stuff. So, like, I can start on this Friday, but I just need to do that. Applying online thing like that. Applying a job or some something you guys said or some shit. Yeah, so there's a bit more of a process behind that. So it's not like you apply and you're here in the next couple of days. It's a much lengthier process than that. I wouldn't be able to use one of our computers because they are locked with our business information on them. So we can't have anyone that doesn't work for the business. Do you know what, like, I need to what info I need to log into the computer and that log into whose computer your computer. Like, you know that info, right? Yeah, but we can't. So if you tell me if you tell me that, then like, I can log in and then like, I'll just be like, five, ten minutes. I'll just upload my resume and that and then I'm out of there. It's a bit more lengthy than that as well, because there's a bit of online induction they have to do using using it. So there's a bit more of a link. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, I'm your agent is to get it done. But yeah, sort of struggling with cash. Hey, good. Yeah. So, look, yeah, look, I sort of need some work. Like, I know sort of happen to start by a lot of Friday night. Like, you know, I go to you guys a lot. Like, I go to your banners a lot on nowhere. She is I even know some of the staff there and that. So, like, I know he's not normally got to do like, oh, you got a bloody doing online and that. But like, well, come on, like between you and I, right? It's bloody tough times and that. I've got a fucking missile popping out a kid in a couple of months. I've been laid off about two months ago and I, you know, I've just been slinging a bit of weed on the side, but I need a new job. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's getting a bit urgent. I'm running out of cash and I've got a kid on the way. So if we can just like bypass all that, all that shit. Like, let's just, let's just get on what I want to work for you. Right. You need worker on right here saying, I'm, I'm, I'm ready to go. You know what I mean? I'm, I'm fucking, I'll be there on Monday morning with fucking bushy tail, fucking broad-eyed, right? I'll fucking do that job better than fucking anyone I've ever fucking seen before. Yeah. OK. All right. I appreciate your eagerness. Unfortunately, we won't be able to help with that. OK. What? So what do you mean? Well, of course you can help. Like he's got computers, right? I'll come in tomorrow. Just give me the logins all apply and then done. She's she's submitted, right? And then Friday, Friday morning, 6 a.m. or whatever you start, I'll be there 30 bucks now. Plus holidays. I also don't appreciate your language or using with me as well. So what language are you talking about? If you can find a computer to do a language, English, English. What do you mean, darling? What language are you talking about? I'm speaking fucking English to you, mate. What do you never had to play swear word before, mate? All right, I'll see you tomorrow. God, dude. That was cringe, man. That was hard when you called her a cunt. Oh, you tell. She sort of let it go as a joke. But then she came back and she brought it up again. No, that was fucking brilliant. Very good. No, I fucking there's something about Darren that just makes me want to feel him up.