 Okay, we're going to do the video that you want to do. I don't know why you're on the table. Kermit has requested that we do this video. I'm kidding. A lot of people have asked me to do it. To be honest, it's kind of boring. People bring their dogs into a pet store and they just buy whatever they touch. And they have these like big dogs that are like excited to touch things. I haven't really seen anyone do this with like a small excited dog, but he doesn't touch stuff. None of them touch stuff, especially not a model. So I guess we're just going to try because my favorite thing to do is film dog videos because that means we get to spend the day together. Then you don't have to be mad at mommy for doing things other than paying attention to you. So that's what we're going to do. We're going to take them to the pet store. We're going to buy them whatever they judge. What if one of you touches a cat? Sorry, we got a plant on the way here because I have a problem. So we put in true middle child form, forgot Kermit's leash, but we brought an extra marble leash. So you have to wear your harness. Sorry, bud. Sorry, buddy. Are you embarrassed? Oh, God. Why does he move so awkwardly? All right, Kermit, you're a harness dog now. I need to get a cart, don't I? This is where I can go very quickly. Okay. Wait, who did? Kermit did. He just touched like this whole row. Look how big these are. Kermit, you're not going to be able to fit that in your mouth. He was like super interested in that. Marble, why don't you pick something with your small? Yeah, Marble. Why don't you touch anything? Oh, she touched that nametag. She touched it. I thought we were playing that whatever she touches me. No, no, buying items. Can I ask to buy this? It can't cost much. It's a sticker. She can't buy this sticker because mommy said no stickers. What's that face? Oh my God, they're looking at us. Have a take home, Lex. Hello. Oh, Kermit, you don't even know what you just did. Kermit, it's pretty big for you, bud. Of course Kermit touches it. Oh my God, blue toy, Julian. Oh, good take, Kermit. So far, it's just Kermit shopping for himself. Peach hasn't picked anything and Marble hasn't picked anything. Oh, good girl. Oh my gosh, she touched it. We already got the blue one. You deserve it. You deserve anything you want. No, you don't, Kermit. Yes, he does. Oh, Kermit picked another one. Kermit picked this beautiful fox. Oh, he's got hard stuff inside him. Touch those like choke chains. Damn, Kermit, is that what you're into? All right, what are we inside? There's like food on the ground she's eating. Kermit, I'm not, no, you know what? Kermit, there's some things that we're probably not gonna buy and a whole bag of dog food you guys saw needed is not one of them. Kermit, this is such a big bag of food that you're not gonna eat. That's wasteful. Touch something else. Oh, fresh breath. Kermit, why don't you touch that? Marble's getting real close. He might touch it. He might make contact. Oh, Kermit wants this stuff. Oh, he just touched this. He just liquid bandaged. That's actually so helpful, Kermit. Oh my god, he's touching everything. Okay, you want droppers? All right. Oh, Kermit just touched the dog. Are we doing those peaches? He's touched the dog. Would you pick the hot peaches? It's maybe a weirdest dog toy I've ever seen when this sausage hits. Oh, oh god, peach, what'd you touch? They had their whole head in there, both of them. Disgusting. He had a disgusting. Hey, maybe church. It's literally a bird not even looking at you. It's looking the other way. God, look at this ferocious, toothless monster in the pet store. I mean, as funny as it is to walk down all the other aisles, like, they just touched a giant hamster ball. Like, what are we gonna do with that? Like, it's just a little waste from wasn't it? Yeah, it feels a little wasteful. Maybe we should just only go down there. There's a couple more dog aisles we can go down. Okay, what does it say? Oh my god. Kermit, is this your, uh, program? Whatever you said, dude. That's your favorite thing in the whole world. Peach. Oh, he wants the variety back. He wants all of them. He wants the variety back. Okay, we already picked one, Kermit. You can't keep picking this. He's like spamming it. Kermit, no. Oh, oh, what the? He skipped right over the whimsies. Okay, now they're going over the greenies. They found that. Oh, Kermit, what is that? It's like walking like a person. Oh god, what is the way they touch? I want this. It's in joint. Okay, you already picked one. You don't get to keep picking it. Oh god, he's touching it. He's like drive buying. Okay, he touched the swad bones. You want this? Oh, marble's close to touching something. Oh, big. But can they eat these? This is what he picked out. We have to get it. If they're too big, then we have to just cut them up. Marble, you still haven't touched anything. Kermit, Kermit. What the hell was that? You're a bad boy. Why would you do that? He just kept going when you when you caught him. Jesus, dude. You really just went for it, didn't you, buddy? He's such a nasty boy. I can't believe he did that. And he kept peeing after you told him to stop. He's the only one picking stuff out and he peed in the store. Like, he's a brat. What's that payback for getting his lease? He's pasted us. He's like, oh, this and this and this and this. You forget my lease. He humiliated me in public and made me wear harness. This is Kermit. He peed on the harness. Kermit. What a dysfunctional squad. Kermit, no giant bags of food, dude. Marble hasn't picked out anything for himself, so I feel like maybe if I give him a chance, so walk on his own without the eggies, he might pick something. Oh, Kermit. What's in your nose? Does that look like you, Marble? What is that? Where are you? He doesn't know the answer to either of those. What is this? Everything's like too far away from him. Wait, is he barking under the... He's feral. Marble. Marble. Marble. Kermit, take that shirt. Kermit just touched that? This. Kermit's got the only place. He's going to regret that later. He's not picking anything. He's just barking at children and cats and birds. Did he touch it? He touched it. That's his. It's bigger than him. He doesn't even know what just happened. Okay, come on, Bolt. Did he just touch the cat tower? The only thing that he actually touched was the cat tower. Oh, we can't get a cat tower. Wait, could we though? The eggies might use it. They won't go in that hole. There's no way. Sit. We have a cat. It's like, she likes the top of it, like she likes the top of it. Could she sleep in that? No, she likes the top of it, like she likes the top of the couch. Like she doesn't want to stay. He's coming. Okay, so we can't get that. No, it's ridiculous, but good pick, Marble. Thank you for contributing. Well, what do you think? I think that they misbehaved as much as I thought they might. And they picked out almost everything that was useless. They got a lot of greenies though, so I'm proud of them. Why don't we go home and check out what they got? Dog haul. Okay. Idiot haul. Idiot haul. We are home, and I will just say that my dog spent hundreds of my dollars today. I didn't think it was going to be that much, but sick, guys. Why don't we start with toys? Because as soon as we do t-r-e-a-t-s, you're going to lose interest in everything else. This was the only thing that Marble picked out aside from the cat tower, which unfortunately I'm so sorry we didn't get a cat tower, okay? You're not supposed to be on the table. Let me come. Yeah, you picked this out. Here, look. He's really chubby. He's got a heart inside. This is like a huge ball. I don't know how you guys are going to play with that. Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, he likes it. Boy, bud. How's that? Yeah, it's been a while since you had a new toy, huh? Hey, we're playing with toys, Peach. You picked this one out. He's got squeaks for arms. Yeah, you picked this one. Oh, my gosh. He just stole it. That one's also Kermit's. He got very upset, but he tried to play with it, even though you picked that one out. Look at him. He's sporting. God, Kermit. You can't take all the toys for yourself. Okay, Kermit, Kermit. Oh, she's excited about this one. Okay, you can have that one. Here you go. Do you like the toy? Yeah, Kermit picked that one out. What the hell is going on? Marble. Do you want your toy? Oh, do you want this one? You can play with Marble's toy. Here. Kermit, this is the one that Marble picked out. Do you want? Oh, my gosh. Wait, when did he start pouring toys like that? We got one more toy. Here, bud. Here we come. Here. Okay. Oh, my gosh. Here, bud. He's like, I don't know what this shape is. Okay, go. Oh, my God, Kermit. We usually get them these like little toys so they fit in their mouth, but Kerm, I guess I was underestimating you. You really enjoy this big sausage, don't you? Kermit likes a big sausage. Nasty boy. Why did you pick this up? What are we going to do with this? Here, can I wear it? Yeah, put it on yourself. My hair is stuck in it. I can't get it out. I want to see what it feels like for a dog. Thanks, Kermit. I love your necklace. Kermit, you ready to put on some of your new outfits that you picked out for you? Oh, my gosh. It's a syringe dropper. Kermit wanted it. For what? I don't know. Ask him. Wait, this isn't for liquid. This is like... To put up their butt. It looks like it. This is like a butt medicine thing. Butt medicine thing. What? I didn't pick it out. The nasty boy did. All right. So, nasty boy picked out a much too large shirt that says drinking butt. A tiny dress that says unicorn squad and a shirt that... This is probably the only one that might fit him. Straight chillin'. He's enjoying a state of shock. Honey. That's nice, Kerm. That actually fits you. That's not so bad, honey, huh? Okay, bud. Next shirt. Pick that out. You just want things so you don't even know what they are. You look really good, bud. It's actually like really handsome. You look so cute. You're a very expensive dog with an expensive taste. Right up. I'll see you later. Come here. He doesn't move. They got liquid bandage. How does it work? It's like liquid bandages for a dog. Pretty cool. I didn't know that was a thing. Sometimes like the eggies, when they run outside, they'll get like scuff marks on their arms and their chest from like turning too fast, you know? So this is actually kind of nice. Yeah. Thanks, guys. All right. That's actually helpful. You guys both had your head in this box of whatever this is. You picked it out, Kermit. Kermit, come on. I'm not gonna hold it for you so you can gently put your mouth around it. You picked this out. You were so interested about it in the store. We should take his shirt off. He's not gonna do anything. Okay. Your protest has been heard. We're taking your shirt off. Like what? What prohibits him from being normal with a shirt off? He just doesn't like it. They actually really wanted that one. Yeah. I'm proud of them. It's too bad I don't know what in the world that is. I would also, I would never buy them a treat that big. This is a lot of whatever this is. So maybe we check out some of the other treats before y'all throw this up on mommy's clothes and bed. You guys picked out four things of greenies. Kermit even picked out the breath buster bites. I don't even know. He knows. He knows he needs them. I don't know how those are different than greenies, but like this is their favorite thing in the whole world, Kermit. Wild bones dental chew. Look at her. Look at where she is. They're all just dental chews. These are so big. All right. What if we try and just do this? Wait after a couple. All right. Do you want to try? Oh my god. He just took a bite of it. They tricked me into buying so much stuff. I didn't know what it was, but it's what they wanted. That is so nasty. Yeah. These are all this stuff is nasty. Come get y'all shit. You picked this out, honey. Yeah, you did. You picked. This is too big for peachies. Oh my god. Peach. Peach. That's too big for you. Take it away from her. That's the size of marbles. What I'm learning right now is that I've seen big dogs when they'll take like a stick that's like this big or like a phone that's like this big. Greed is greed and all dogs have it, including Italian grounds. They're all just greedy. Dogs are greedy. They're greedy, hungry little greedy gremlins. Peachy, do you want to try this? Okay, she's like, yeah, with that. Oh my god, what do you have? Wow. Oh my god. God, she's like a literal pit. Pinko buddy, you picked this one out. Remember, hip and joint. Please don't eat it all at once. You're going to choke. Let's not forget that they picked out like 70 bags of dog food as well that we didn't buy. You act like we don't feed you. God, why does he make that noise? Hi, mumble. Do you want to try a little bite, honey? Here, there you go. There he goes. Even marble likes it. All right, we can enjoy these maybe like five minutes at a time and then it's time to give them back to mommy because these are too big for you. No, it's time to give it back to mommy. No, it's time to give it back to mommy. You can enjoy these a little bit at a time. These are for big doggies. At the store, I would never pick out something like this. That's just me, but here we are. Did you ever pick this? I'm pretty sure Karmie picked this one. Is that good? Karmie come. Oh, you like it. 90% of the like little treats that I buy them, they're like either super into or not into at all. They like this, but these are huge pieces. You don't care. That's what we learned today. You don't care if it's huge or bigger than your head. You want it. Marble, honey, I think these might be too big for you. Do you want to try a little piece? Do you want to come here? Oh, oh, what's going on? What's going on? What's happening now? What's happening in here? Is he buffering? What's going on with you, bud? What the- He's got something in his mouth. I think he has a hot pink. Are you having a good day, buddy? Hey, you want to try? Wow, so excited. Wow. Okay, honestly, what is going on? Because even Marvel's eating out of this thing, and he won't eat like any treat. There's something to be said about letting your dog pick out things. Like they actually have enjoyed everything that they picked out. Toys and treats included. Like everything that they were- Except for the shirts. Except for the shirts and the choke collar and the liquid bandage. And the black plug. And the butt plug. Is this good? Yeah, peachy. They're going to have some weird poop style. It's like if you go to the grocery store with a kid and they're like, I want 700 fruit roll-ups and cocoa puffs. I don't know if they picked out things that were like really good or really bad. No, these are the fruit roll-ups. But I do know that they like them. Look at how cute these are. Really, really, really good job today, except for you, Kermit, when you peed in the store that was like really unaccessible. You know better than that. Marvel, you're really cute. Can you sit? Marvel, can you sit? The battery's on 80%. I don't think we have enough until they'll sit. Wow, that's not a sit at all. Sit. It'll happen if we go to the carpet. Do you want me to prove it to you? Watch this. Marvel, don't make me look bad. Marvel, I need you to don't bark at me. Oh my gosh. Marvel, sit. You said, I think you kind of like passed out. What about a little piece? Want to try? Just keep licking it, bud. Did you have fun? Yeah, it was fun. You know, like some of the other videos, it was a little difficult, obviously, to film everything that your dog is like picking and smelling and touching. There was also a little girl doing jumping jacks at the cats, which was very distracting. What the hell? It's interesting to see what your dogs pick versus what you pick. The toys are really funny that they picked out and the food's funny too because I don't know if it's like good or bad. They just wanted it. It's not anything that I would pick out for them. Anytime we get to hang out with them is a good time to meet and they had a really good day. They enjoyed themselves. I also learned that to your dog, size doesn't matter at all. They just want the biggest thing they can find. Are you going to go for a swim? Good boy. Good job. Okay, now it's like kind of a lot. Do you like all this stuff that you got? Are you so happy? You feel like a little puppy dog, huh? You just go to the store and get to pick out anything you want. I think we did learn here today that there is some value in letting your dog decide what they'd like. But honestly, for the most part, you guys are greedy, stupid, selfish. You only want things that are giant pieces of food. But other than that, this was really cute and I really like this trend. The videos might be a little whatever, but like it's just really cute. The idea is really cute. The intention of it is really cute and it makes me really happy to spoil them. So it was really fun to do that today. It's covered in like some like gross like baked barbecue sauce. I guess make sure you subscribe to my channel. I put it in videos every Wednesday slash Thursday. Are you pleased with yourself? Is this your favorite video you've ever made, Kerm? I just got caught. Well, I guess I'll see you guys next week. That was that. I hope you enjoyed yourself. Guys, video's over and you're done chewing on them. No more sticks. Drop it. You're gonna have more tomorrow. I'm being attacked. I'm being attacked. I'm being attacked. Bye. Oh my god.