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Having a bad day on Chat Roulette

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Published on Mar 31, 2010

ALL CAPS - Bmin/E
http://dftba.com/shop/categories/Musi...

Thanks to:
http://www.youtube.com/hexachordal
http://www.youtube.com/lukeconard
http://www.youtube.com/italktosnakes

Us on Twitter
http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
This isn't really the return of Song Wednesdays, but it is wednesday, and this is a song, and I've got a bunch of songs that I've been working on, this is just one. I've been putting a few others up at http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel

This song, obviously, is about chat roulette, and how, when people can instantly make you disappear in the hopes of finding someone even slightly more interesting than you are, it can make you feel quite sad.

Of course, it's a funny song, but Chat Roulette does make me feel kind of bad for the world. Also, DON'T GO ON CHAT ROULETTE IF YOU ARE NOT OK WITH SEEING NAKED DUDES! Because most of chat roulette is naked dudes.

LYRICS AND CHORDS

Oh [Am]it seems so exciting, I can [G]talk to anyone
I just be[F]gin the game and [G]launch into the [Am]fun
But [Am]15 perverts later, I still [F]haven't had a chance
to talk to [G]anyone but that giant guy in [Am]woman's underpants

It's the [G]kind of instant judgement that I [Am]fear in the real world
where it [G]only takes a moment to rea[Am]lize you're not a girl
and then they [Am]click on next, the game is over, [F]yes I've lost again
But I [G]keep on trying anyway, because [Am]someday I soon I'll win.

And I [F]try to pour my [G]heart out
but [C]they keep clickin' [Am]next
because I'm [F]having a bad [G]day on chat rou[Am]lette
Yes I'm [F]having a bad [G]day on Chat Roul[C]ette

[F][G][C][Am][F][G][C]

And [Am]suddenly this cute girl [G]pops up on my screen
she's like the [F]answer to my prayers, the [Am]woman of my dreams
any she pauses on my face and I [F]think she could be mine
I say hel[G]lo, she smiles, I've got my chance and [Am]then she hits F-9

Then in her [G]place there is a rowdy group of [Am]angry brittish teens
[G]Followed by a person who does [Am]not want to be seen
And then a guy with awesome abs who [F]won't put on a shirt
and [G]then, of couse a very very [Am]long string of perverts

And I [F]try to pour my [G]heart out
but [C]they keep clickin' [Am]next
because I'm [F]having a bad [G]day on chat rou[Am]lette
Yes I'm [F]having a bad [G]day on Chat Roul[C]ette

The [F]pretty girls are all busy having [G]pleasant conversations
with [C]guys who've been nexting for [Am]hours
I [F]really should eliminate [G]all my expectations
I should [C]also, probably take a [Am]shower.
Then a [F]guy comes on and he see's me playin
And I can [G]tell he understands everything I'm saying
He [C]pulls down his guitar and he plays along

[Am][G][F][Am][Am][F][G][Am]

And I [F]try to pour my [G]heart out
but [C]they keep clickin' [Am]next
because I'm [F]having a bad [G]day on chat rou[Am]lette
Yes I'm [F]having a bad [G]day on Chat Roul[C]ette


HERE ARE A LOT OF LINKS TO NERDFIGHTASTIC THINGS:

Shirts and Stuff: http://dftba.com/artist/30/Vlogbrothers
Hank's Music: http://dftba.com/artist/15/Hank-Green
John's Books: http://amzn.to/j3LYqo

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Hank's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/hankgreen
Hank's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/hankimon
Hank's tumblr: http://edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com

John's Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/realjohngreen
John's Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/johngreenfans
John's tumblr: http://fishingboatproceeds.tumblr.com

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Other Channels
Crash Course: http://www.youtube.com/crashcourse
SciShow: http://www.youtube.com/scishow
Gaming: http://www.youtube.com/hankgames
VidCon: http://www.youtube.com/vidcon
Hank's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/hankschannel
Truth or Fail: http://www.youtube.com/truthorfail

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Nerdfighteria
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/
http://effyeahnerdfighters.com/nftumblrs
http://reddit.com/r/nerdfighters
http://nerdfighteria.info/

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Seagles97
took me until about 45 seconds in that it wasn't actaully chat roulette... facepalm
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Henrique Ribeiro
man i found your content on Crash Course after that on SciShow too now i found all your channels and your work and im realy amazed about how talented you and your brother are so, i just feelt like i need to say you guys are amazing keep up the great work :D ps:Sorry for my terrible english, im brazilian, im not that good with english
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castlewise
a) I didn't realize Hank could sing. b) Yeeeesssssss
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J.B. Dazen
Wow that's a lot of faces you don't see around much anymore...
Quinten Messemaker
JESUS THAT ENDING IS LOUD
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Muhtady McNoName
I'm almost certain that the guy who pulled out a guitar at about 2:25 is Luke Conard, that's so COOL EDIT: I then proceeded to read the description and finish he vid lol
Shea Elliott
So glad I'm back into watching these videos again... I missed it so much more than I realized :D  DFTBA nerdfighters!!!!!
care623
hank, i would totally follow you on twitter, but then i would have to make a twitter account and...ew...twitter
JJ O
I thouht I saw Meghan Tonjes! Maybe it's just me..
Carleton Young
Someone should do this on a real chat roulette
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