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"Witch" (Harry Potter Parody) "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks

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Published on Feb 6, 2011

In which The 8th Horcrux performs "Witch" a parody of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks! All about Hermione and her conflicting feelings for that Weasley fellow.

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Lyrics:
I'm having a bad day
Ron is nice to me
Normally, but not today...
Looks at me like maybe I'm a veela underneath
beautiful and sweet

Yesterday I cried
You didn't care 'cuz Lavender was by your side
Can't you understand why I am so confused
I'm hurt because of you
Looking back on everything
I should have stayed with Krum

I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves, just want cuddles
Used a time turner third year
And I still got straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway

So take me as I am
Is my jealousy part of your master plan?
You're there snoggin' her like you've been Imperiused
From behind a book I'll see...
But tomorrow when she's gone
Weasley again will be my king

I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves, just want cuddles
Used a time turner third year
And I still got straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway

(Guitar Solo)

Just when I think, you're gonna ask me out
You're mind is already changing...
I think it's cruel; you do what you do
Please don't talk to me!

I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves, just want cuddles
I traveled time my third year and
I still managed straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway

I'm a witch, my hair's teased
I cast a spell 'n' put frizz at ease
Ron Weasley hurt me and suffered
All around him birds have hovered
I've been numbed, petrified
A mandrake saved my life
and Ron will end up falling for me anyway

Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo...
Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo...
Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo...


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