 Hey there friends, how's it going? My name is Kevin and the reason I'm so pale is because of who I am as a person But also the fact I'm playing Assassin's Creed 2 and it is blinding me Alright, let's jump in. Enter name. Assassin. Actually, you know what ass-ass is fine My name is ass-ass. I'm a prisoner of war Sorry, I know that was meant to be dramatic But it was just so funny to me for some reason his little face. We have to go. Oh, she got a nose bleed All right, let's get out of here Yeah, just Spingy. I'm glad I've come back in time to witness my own birth. What a horrifying experience We shall call him ass-ass For a child to say an auditory. I take that baby off him I've seen that look in someone's eyes when they're holding a baby. I've seen it in my eyes pressed force to move your legs What does that mean? I just press my foot It's not doing anything. What do I do? It's genuinely like what okay mouse click apparently What is this? I don't know how I need to learn. I'm just born. Give me a break. I Genuinely have no idea what to do here. Like what do I do legs space? What? Space it is press hand to move your armed hand. All right one second controls press hand to move your empty hand off Thanks, sake buns you Thanks, sake I was like this close to crying myself. That was confusing me. Okay. We're running away now that I've witnessed Ezio's birth. I don't know where we're running to but we're running. Well, she's running I'm just kind of like a waddling like a penguin over here. I'm coming slowly But surely we've been caught and I'm still just walking camly towards her there. They are He teleported up front to me. How is they supposed to stop that? You're good. So I've been told This is just so uncomfortable Everything about this gives very uncomfortable. I've just repressed it all I guess I don't remember any of this Wait, she's just like wait and I ran on by I'm just fecking running ahead I don't know where I'm going, but I'm avoiding the guard somehow. Let's see. What do they need with all of them? But she's so far away, how can the guards not hear this? I just fecking run for it, dude. Yes I made it so she made it press any button. All right. I'm gonna guess that the password is one. No, I was wrong This game is so cheesy sometimes I love it. Don't get me wrong It's my probably my favorite assassin's creed game from what I remember, but apparently I don't remember much We are surrounded what what she just ran by they all just went for me Oh for fix it go away. I'll just leave her deal with them. I'll run them around a circle. Oh, no She's losing Wait now. She's winning. All right, awesome. No, she's on the ground again She's slowly gonna kill them all like she's taken out three of them. I'm very impressed. There you go There's four. I could complete this game without attacking anyone I know they keep running into her. It's last one. You can do it. Good job. I'm doing like a pacifist run I think it's a cowardice run. That's more accurate. You're joking. It's for your own protection. We're almost there Wait a minute. There are no seat belts in this girl's boot. Why do I always end up being the one in the trunk? It's not fair for once. I just want to ride up with the people We're losing this war that's because I'm not willing to fight. Can we just get in the anime and get me? Yes, it's your please. I want to be an assassin not Desmond who's too afraid to throw a punch Not for sex sake. I've taken a wrong turn. That's what I get for running way ahead after what those Templar bastards put me through I'm ready willing enable. I like how the cutscene version of me is so confident in his abilities And then when it's actually me you get this Go away. Take a seat when you're ready and we can get started. Thank God I just want to get into the anime. I want to be an assassin. It's in my name Well, part of it's in my name ass ass action completed you play is weird Every other platform is like a achievement, but you play is just like action completed You you did the action and I'm not sure what that means, but at least I'm in the anime now All right fight the men. I'm not even gonna attempt to pronounce that and foot is space spare. Yes I'm gonna go to this game action completed. Oh god. Hold on. I'm trying to attack, but shift is just gentle push Hold on. I'll just gently push this guy. There we go. I'm helping. Oh, no. I just got that guy killed What was that? I think I just cast a spell on him. I'm not good at this fighting thing. Am I? All right one left. Will we all just gang up on him? Yes, we are okay I thought we'd have some honor, but no, I like this strategy actually just start punching them. There we go Let's see how many of them you can ruin before they get the best of you What the hell okay now the whole crowd is attacking me Okay, thank God we're running away or wait no, they're running away, okay good But I was the one that lost the fight. I keep doing gentle push my accident Just moving the air out of my way. Oh god damn it. I can be your hero, baby Just take him with me. He's cannon now. He's part of the story dead stranding stole everything from this I need to carry this guy through the entire game. Hurry up. The sooner we're done with the doctor the sooner we can sleep Okay, but why are you in such a rush to nap? I don't understand. Are you tired? Come on, buddy The sooner we see the doctor the sooner we can sleep. I don't think you're even the first guy I picked up He might be someone else reduce distance to target. I'm trying but dude. I'm walking for two over here You're climbing the roof for God's sake. Oh Jesus. They can all teleport all right I'm still managing to climb a little bit, but this might be where I have to leave your body. I'm really sorry That was so unnecessary. I really didn't need to drop you there All right holds head and holds foot at the same time. I think that's E. Oh my god This is gonna be so confusing. Okay. No, there we go It's right-click in space if anyone wants to actually go play the game. This is the most confusing control scheme I've ever seen just because they're giving me these weird symbols Wait now we're racing up there. I thought you wanted to go nap. All right. I gotta win the race. Jesus Christ I can't even remember how to free run Come on then this way wait, I won the race. It's over. I thought you wanted to sleep, dude Are you are a sore loser? You can't take to the feet. You're gonna keep going till you win I'm like how am I supposed to pass you out? This better not be something I actually have to win. Oh, that's why they climbed up here They wanted a good look at the logo of the game. All right fair enough then But now nap time holds the head plus and leg while pushing forward I just kind of mashed all the buttons, but it worked keep looking Let's keep looking What's going on with this cutscene? He's walking right at the hay bale. No, he's going the other way Okay, they are very uncoordinated. I gotta say hello She doesn't even know me. I just crawled in her window. What is this? Oh, no. Oh, no, he's pissed off Oh my god, he looks like a guy you don't want to mess with offer feck sake. Yeah, I was right. I'm in trouble All right, don't worry. I know Assassin's Creed. I can blend in with this crowd and that didn't work What a surprise. I'm in rugby player mode. Just throw him out of your way. There you go Okay, guys, I'm gonna level with you I don't know how to sprint any faster than this and you're kind of on top of me here I'll wait. I've reached the boundary. I'll go back here We go now. We're talking now. We're speed running. There we go. Races are now available. No, I am not a racist I am doing no more races. Do you think me blind and deaf son? God, I gotta say I saw you when I was birthed and you look exactly the same you have an aged-a-day Paper boy sounds like a fun mission for an assassin. I will accept I did not mean to do that Jesus Christ run I don't know how even in this vision to be honest with you. Hello. Sorry. Hold on I've gathered you here today to try and figure out the controls Does anyone know how to open boxes because I found a treasure chest and I don't know how to open it Because I don't know the controls god damn it Jesus this guy looks dead behind the eyes No, but they might sorry I genuinely don't mean to do these things off for fek's sake It's not looking good for me. I'm just knocking everyone over It looks like he's always trying to move his imaginary ghost friend out of the way because I keep Gently pushing by accident. Do I have to talk with my family? I don't even talk to my family in real life. Not a mind in video games. What do you want? It's like 2 p.m. Right? The Sun is out. Yes, I promise. Oh my god. What a creepy child I am sorry, but what is that thing? I was about to say the lights are on but no one's home But even the lights are flickering a bit that that I here is like a neon sign about to blow Wait, they're going back in why do I need to help them if they're going back inside anyway? Okay? Well, I guess I gotta find these eagle feathers then why am I enabling this behavior? I'm just encouraging them. They snuck out of bed. They should be sleeping. It's the ester time Like this is really dangerous So imagine you died because you were going around the rooftops collecting bird feathers for a child Oh my god, I was gonna say it's worth it to see the smile on their face, but it's really not that smiles terrifying But the child gave me a hundred Florence somehow. I don't know how you have that but oh well I hope it was worth it to you. I have an errand to run. I'd like you to join me. Oh, no a following quest Fine I'll do it had the thing for a second. I was like which one's foot again foot to accept. Why does she have a health bar? That's not good. That's not what I like to see. Sorry. I don't know that. I don't know either Alexa I don't know why you're talking and I don't know why she's a health bar Hello, Leonardo. I have plenty of outlets. I meant besides vaginas mom Don't say that word. That's embarrassing. I need to carry the box. Really? Why can't you carry it? You're not old yet. You're able to do this. Thank you for your help son No problem. Was that the mission? I mean, I'm glad I got to meet Da Vinci over here the guy from the famous vine But it's still that was a bit of a boring quest. I feel like they could have done themselves I don't think I was really needed right last family task. What do you want be to cheat? Okay, I'm gonna beat up your boyfriend for you finally something that I'm actually able to do well Assuming that I can figure out the controls mid-fight. I just don't want to carry boxes around or find feathers The roof for some disobedient child. What the hell this guy looks like he's in his forties Okay, wait Nothing happened because I couldn't figure out the bottom of time. I was thinking earlier I was like, I hope there's not quick-time events because if there is I'm screwed you broke her heart And now I'm going to break your face Okay, all right, I thought you changed your mind. Oh no, I hit the woman instead. Oh He enjoyed that one. I don't fight with honor by the way It's just beating him up on the ground like a GTA protagonist Are we done? Okay, we are done. He gave me a hundred Florence. Okay. That's it. Fantastic. Let's get back home Sorry out of the way Casper. All right, my dad wants me to collect you for some reason I don't know what his deal is, but I hope you have a message. Okay, papa. I got you your pigeon father And the Rico, that's weird. Why would he go without his pigeon? Oh wait, who are you? Come on I talked and like I was there for a 10 seconds before you hit me Claudia and you guys were just hiding there and you said nothing the whole time. I'm confused by my whole family She's just sitting there idle I think she's asleep with her eyes open reaches sell at the top of the town find out why he's been imprisoned The guy had a bit of a pigeon issue and it was frowned upon back then, you know what? I'm kind of okay with my dad being imprisoned forever because he was getting me to run these wild errands I just want to move on. I don't want to be in the family business. I think we'll end it there guys Thank you so much for watching. I super appreciate it if you're new be sure to subscribe for more videos Let me know if you want to see more Assassin's Creed might stream it might do video I'm not sure but thank you very much for watching and I hope to see you next time. Bye for now