 I swear to God, Dio saying JoJo's name lives rent-free in my mind. I was on vacation, on an island, a private island, away from society, dolphins jumping out of the water, turtles washed up on the beach, and from the distance, I swear to God, I heard one of them say, JoJo, it lives rent-free in my head. I love this anime. Four episodes in. I mean, technically three episodes in. We're doing one or two today, and I just want to see what happens next, so let's just get to it. And the next episode's called The Dark Nut, and then we're doing this right now. All right, y'all told me. I don't need to read this. It's like copyright stuff. And I'm Nicholas Copyright TV. There we go, what's going on at the Joestar Mansion today? Thut the guy! We're starting with a thut the guy! Oh, wait, the mansion's not there anymore. What's going on at the Joestar Mansion? I'll give you a thut the guy. You can. I love him. I love him. Wait, is he still living in the mansion? She's back! That's a love. My girlfriend better do this to me when I'm sick, when I'm dying, when I get cancer or whatever I get, she better break her fingers for me. Look at that body. Damn. That's why she's healing him. He's like, I'm never getting better than that. I'm making a joke. He's over here dying. I mean, he's not dying. Come on. I saw him in like season 20 art. Yo kata. Oh, Mary. Mary each other already. What are you doing? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, oh man, he's okay. His dad just died. He's the main character. His house is down. Yeah. Speed wagon. I love this dude. Everyone's dying in this house. Don't go to Jojo Mansion. My pussy just trembled. Evil music had a definition. It would be whatever I just heard. He's here. I thought he died. That's how Jack the Ripper got around. He had powers. I knew it. I could have sworn Jojo was just watching TV. The dad looks ridiculous. Look at those thighs. This dude can crush the fucking son in the background. Erina. She looks like Bo Peep from Toy Story. They're walking their old stopping grounds. Remember? This is where Dio made out with you and I never saw you again. Who the fuck was that? Michael Jackson? This guy's eating a turkey sandwich with a top hat on. Wow. Why? Was why? Why? What the fuck? It's up with everyone at the show. All of anger issues. Every time this girl's with him, something bad happens. Leave him. Oh, what the... Nanda is right. Nanda. Zeppely? Isn't that food? What is whole race change? And now he's blind? What am I watching? What the fuck? Nanda! Why are you doing this to me? I need God. I never want to live here, man. The characters in this show, oh my God, man. I don't know who's normal. Saying Jojo is normal is still not normal for me. Look at him. Is that normally you? I'll show you the energy. That's what I'm wondering. This whole fucking show is Nanda. Nanda! What are you doing? What are you doing? You use a pinky on Jojo, but you're about to stick the fist of Fiori at the fucking Prague? Yeah, get away. Get away from this crowd. My ham and energy went through the frog's body and split the rock. Why are you here? This is the post-father Death Ark. NANDATE! This guy comes out of nowhere. You are the one fighting Ishikamen. Oh, now he's definitely going to master Zendo, especially with a purple scarf like that and thighs bigger than my fucking apartment building. Is he about to throw the tree? What's about to happen? Please, please, Masaka. Nanda, Masaka. What else? Just let her go. You let her get away once, now you're going to do it again? This dude's... Why did he put his arm up there to begin with? Why is he looking as if he knew about this? You just met this guy and learned what a ham was a second ago. This is me. This is me. Y'all thought I'm one punch man. I said it. Y'all know this is why you wanted me to check this out. This is why you wanted me to check out Jojo. I know it. This is the bizarre Death Ark, right? I just realized why it's called that. Oh my God. I'm trying to enjoy the OST. What are you doing? What are you doing? How do you commentate this? How do you describe what's going on? This guy just randomly showed up with a turkey sandwich and salt and gave him the pinky of doom and now he's training him in a lake under the tutelage of... of the unfathomable Zeppeli. He's learning from a piece of bread. This guy's speaking to the third person when I was a young Zeppeli when I was none but a crumb. I love how quick relationships are formed in this show and happen so many times. I love it. That's all it takes. Use the sun. He's gonna grab the sun and throw it at someone at some point in the show. It's not him. It's like, oh, it's coming. Dio's already going for a world mass... I can't even finish this end in this damn show without something crazy happening. This dude pets his head and starts laughing. Next time I pet a dog, I swear to God, I'mma walk into stream Manhattan. Pet a dog. I wanna see how their owner reacts. Oh, this is music. Oh, my God. The OST is so damn good. These horses are already... You see that posture? What are you going outside? I was just complimenting the horses' posture and now he has no fucking posture. I am not going to sleep. That's it. That's it. What in God's name am I looking at right now? See, now I get the out-of-context. They should have put this in the out-of-context video. Just a guy growing out of a fucking horse. This guy is bad news. You did not have to tell me that. He jumped out of a horse. You wanna see how fucked up I am? What's his next move? I don't know. He jumped out of a horse, then he stabbed himself in the face. What's next? Is he about to turn into a tunnel? It's a knife, man. Oh, my God. I need to enjoy the music. I need to enjoy the music. Please don't make any more sounds. Here we go. What's his next move? Drink mid-battle. I can just listen to this shit. Alright, do the moves. Alright, Zeppely, you're not too bad. Is Jojo pouring a glass right now? Oh, how do you throw a glass? With a fold to the top, and it doesn't move. Do you see where this guy is now? Like, look at him. Like, compare this to ten minutes ago. This dude was laying in a bed, dead. After his father just burned alive inside of this burned alive mansion. Quick! I don't need my eyes. I have my blue hair. Think like the enemy. Find a horse! Stop out of it! Come on, Jojo! Here's the veil. Yeah, I think he did. Alright. Yep, alright. That's it. This episode is called The Dark Knights. I have to see what happens. We were only gonna do one, but Batman might be in this one. And I wouldn't even doubt if he's in it. Shit. That's like taking it to White House, and then making it a deli. No town is safe in Adelaide. I am completely convinced no town is safe. Vinland Saga, Jojo, attack on Titan. You see a close-up or a distance out of a town? That town is fucked. Farmland? Forget about it. I just watched Vinland Saga. Why'd you have to make that noise? Speedwagon was whining too much, so I stabbed him in the stomach. Is this gonna be the new one, Punch Man? Where every time a new character shows up, I'm just gonna stop. Like I have to pray before I see them. I think that's where we're headed. Don't worry, he's just a kid. A kid. What am I watching? See if I have to freeze the water. You could put this entire character in the out-of-context video. She's walking on water. Where did this come from? Oh, I hate when they play a good OST because I know they're gonna ruin it with some crazy shit, not ruining it in a bad way. I love what I'm watching, but I know they're about to do some crazy shit. What are we about to witness? Oh, it is D.O. What the fuck is that? I've been preparing myself for this moment for an entire episode. I can't act according to the sun. That's why I can't... Throw this kid away already! Oh, shit! Oh, please don't make the sounds. Please. This guy, his move list, went from one punch to literally ten pages long over an episode somehow. And I'm not even gonna question it. I'm not even gonna question it. With this anime, that's normal. Oh, my God, man! This is hard! Hey, baby. He has the force now. Oh, my God. I don't know. My name is Zeppelie. How many slices of bread have you made? Oh, shit! Yeah, those were the Titan. I swear to God, I thought he was better turned to with Titan. Bro, I was just waiting. Oh, my God, they're going off! What do you always need for life? Why did you just say he did it? Why do you have to ruin the moment? Why? You did it. Yeah! The road is kid to the mansion. What are you doing? Why are you bringing up along to this? There we go. Now they're playing rock, paper, scissors at this point. My hands are white! It's alright. You have like 40 hands. Your hand is the size of my body. You'll be fine. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. There we go. Alright, history lesson from Dio. This is exactly what we need right now. In a battle in the tatakaya of our life, we need 16th century history. About Queen Elizabeth I. Come on, Speedwagon, unlock your hem! Yes, stop breathing on it! Come on! Speedwagon, no! You can eat! They're crying! Sad! Quick! Dig up Lincoln! Here we go. Here we go. All he needs is a chalkboard at this point. I would not be surprised if he pulls up a chalkboard and starts chalking up this whole history lesson. Sad, man. I'm telling you, history should have been taught in the form of anime. I would have passed with flying colors. This is how I need manga read to me. Like I need like a voiceover. Oh, this would be great, man. This would be great. You better join her. That was better than most Marvel films I've seen. What are you doing? Are you pulling on a rope? In a visible rope that nobody sees? Are you jerking somebody off? I can't get the smile on my face. This is so fun. This is awesome. I had to join them. I felt like it was like a lineup. Wait, wait. Is he... Is he commentating this? Kejoujo, overcome this delusion. What will happen next time on the next episode of Pokemon? He learned that how to do this. And I'm not questioning it. I'm not questioning it. I'm supporting it. His future! It all goes on his shoulders. The entire show, the world is on his shoulders. Why does that feel 101? You could play unfair. Why? This is gonna last 10 episodes. I just imagined fighting Christopher Columbus one day. Like I'm trying to save my brother's life. But Christopher Columbus comes out of the ground and he has some vengeance. And now I gotta kill him. He's losing his hair. Except that... Oh no, oh god. This guy is always falling. He fell down his 5,000 foot mansion into a burning inferno. And now he's... Is this guy skating on his... Yeah, I get it. I get it. You could've saved the rest of this entire series if you didn't leave from this rock just now. But instead you're like, you know what? I'm gonna let this be a fair fight and let it win so we can fight at the end of the season. I'm leaving. Okay, so I wasn't seeing anything. He just disappeared. Okay, okay. I'm not questioning it. Like I said, whatever. I accept it. Nachojo. Not the main character. Yup. He gained a second mouth.